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by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Jun 2022, 12:11 pm

First topic message reminder :

6. 5. Civic

by **Galted** Fri 17 Jun 2022, 2:08 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:The buttermilk worked.

Fist

On the chicken or one of The Gays?

A phobe!!!

Burn him!

I live in the Home Counties, Galted. Being a phobe is more of hobby round here.

I assumed you meant Mr. and Mrs. Gay. I had a teacher at school called Mr. Gay.
There was also a kid at school called Sean Sex.
You can make up your own jokes.

I have an even taller true story, assuming your story is true of course.

A friend of my aunt's was married for a while to a German or Austrian man whose name is Willie five knuckle shuffle. She tried to convince people that's it's pronounced 'vonk' which was very devious of her.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Jun 2022, 2:18 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:The buttermilk worked.

Fist

On the chicken or one of The Gays?

A phobe!!!

Burn him!

I live in the Home Counties, Galted. Being a phobe is more of hobby round here.

I assumed you meant Mr. and Mrs. Gay. I had a teacher at school called Mr. Gay.
There was also a kid at school called Sean Sex.
You can make up your own jokes.

I have an even taller true story, assuming your story is true of course.

A friend of my aunt's was married for a while to a German or Austrian man whose name is Willie five knuckle shuffle. She tried to convince people that's it's pronounced 'vonk' which was very devious of her.

That is some surname.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 Jun 2022, 2:42 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:The buttermilk worked.

Fist

On the chicken or one of The Gays?

A phobe!!!

Burn him!

I live in the Home Counties, Galted. Being a phobe is more of hobby round here.

I assumed you meant Mr. and Mrs. Gay. I had a teacher at school called Mr. Gay.
There was also a kid at school called Sean Sex.
You can make up your own jokes.

I have an even taller true story, assuming your story is true of course.

A friend of my aunt's was married for a while to a German or Austrian man whose name is Willie five knuckle shuffle. She tried to convince people that's it's pronounced 'vonk' which was very devious of her.

How very f*cking dare you.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Jun 2022, 2:46 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:The buttermilk worked.

Fist

On the chicken or one of The Gays?

A phobe!!!

Burn him!

I live in the Home Counties, Galted. Being a phobe is more of hobby round here.

I assumed you meant Mr. and Mrs. Gay. I had a teacher at school called Mr. Gay.
There was also a kid at school called Sean Sex.
You can make up your own jokes.

I have an even taller true story, assuming your story is true of course.

A friend of my aunt's was married for a while to a German or Austrian man whose name is Willie five knuckle shuffle. She tried to convince people that's it's pronounced 'vonk' which was very devious of her.

How very f*cking dare you.

Don't worry about, Jules.

Galted can be a complete vonker sometimes.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 Jun 2022, 3:31 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:The buttermilk worked.

Fist

On the chicken or one of The Gays?

A phobe!!!

Burn him!

I live in the Home Counties, Galted. Being a phobe is more of hobby round here.

I assumed you meant Mr. and Mrs. Gay. I had a teacher at school called Mr. Gay.
There was also a kid at school called Sean Sex.
You can make up your own jokes.

I have an even taller true story, assuming your story is true of course.

A friend of my aunt's was married for a while to a German or Austrian man whose name is Willie five knuckle shuffle. She tried to convince people that's it's pronounced 'vonk' which was very devious of her.

How very f*cking dare you.

Don't worry about, Jules.

Galted can be a complete vonker sometimes.

Cheers, Tino. I'm touched by your concern, but not as touched as if you hadn't missed out a word in your first sentence.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 17 Jun 2022, 3:32 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:The buttermilk worked.

Fist

On the chicken or one of The Gays?

A phobe!!!

Burn him!

I live in the Home Counties, Galted. Being a phobe is more of hobby round here.

I assumed you meant Mr. and Mrs. Gay. I had a teacher at school called Mr. Gay.
There was also a kid at school called Sean Sex.
You can make up your own jokes.

I have an even taller true story, assuming your story is true of course.

A friend of my aunt's was married for a while to a German or Austrian man whose name is Willie five knuckle shuffle. She tried to convince people that's it's pronounced 'vonk' which was very devious of her.

How very f*cking dare you.

Don't worry about, Jules.

Galted can be a complete vonker sometimes.

Cheers, Tino. I'm touched by your concern, but not as touched as if you hadn't missed out a word in your first sentence.

Vonker.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 Jun 2022, 3:38 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:The buttermilk worked.

Fist

On the chicken or one of The Gays?

A phobe!!!

Burn him!

I live in the Home Counties, Galted. Being a phobe is more of hobby round here.

I assumed you meant Mr. and Mrs. Gay. I had a teacher at school called Mr. Gay.
There was also a kid at school called Sean Sex.
You can make up your own jokes.

I have an even taller true story, assuming your story is true of course.

A friend of my aunt's was married for a while to a German or Austrian man whose name is Willie five knuckle shuffle. She tried to convince people that's it's pronounced 'vonk' which was very devious of her.

How very f*cking dare you.

Don't worry about, Jules.

Galted can be a complete vonker sometimes.

Cheers, Tino. I'm touched by your concern, but not as touched as if you hadn't missed out a word in your first sentence.

Vonker.

Kant.

by **Galted** Fri 17 Jun 2022, 4:21 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:The buttermilk worked.

Fist

On the chicken or one of The Gays?

A phobe!!!

Burn him!

I live in the Home Counties, Galted. Being a phobe is more of hobby round here.

I assumed you meant Mr. and Mrs. Gay. I had a teacher at school called Mr. Gay.
There was also a kid at school called Sean Sex.
You can make up your own jokes.

I have an even taller true story, assuming your story is true of course.

A friend of my aunt's was married for a while to a German or Austrian man whose name is Willie five knuckle shuffle. She tried to convince people that's it's pronounced 'vonk' which was very devious of her.

How very f*cking dare you.

Don't worry about, Jules.

Galted can be a complete vonker sometimes.

Cheers, Tino. I'm touched by your concern, but not as touched as if you hadn't missed out a word in your first sentence.

Vonker.

Kant.

Maybe you two should Volkov.

by lostinwales Mon 20 Jun 2022, 1:58 pm

f*cking typical. I show up after who knows how long and then everybody else dies.

by **superflyweight** Mon 20 Jun 2022, 2:41 pm

I'm not dead. Sicond.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 20 Jun 2022, 2:58 pm

Me neither.

Impressive michaelsing from Galted.

Not even sure Sean managed one that long.

by **Galted** Mon 20 Jun 2022, 7:08 pm

I'm not dead either. Thought I was but turns out I'm in France.

This post would've been more effective if I could access the f*cking drumroll emoji.

by lostinwales Tue 21 Jun 2022, 9:29 am

Fist again

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 21 Jun 2022, 9:44 am

Like we did last sicond.

by **superflyweight** Tue 21 Jun 2022, 9:48 am

Chubby Checker and the fat tirds.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 21 Jun 2022, 10:04 am

Body shamed fourth.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 21 Jun 2022, 10:34 am

Got some insects in the garden - the size of a large moth, but seem to have a shell over their wings. Not really looked that closely, but hoping Tino can tell me what they are. Light brown colour (the insects, not Tino).

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 21 Jun 2022, 10:50 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Got some insects in the garden - the size of a large moth, but seem to have a shell over their wings. Not really looked that closely, but hoping Tino can tell me what they are. Light brown colour (the insects, not Tino).

Sorry Julio, going to need to see pictures (of the insects, not you.)

by **superflyweight** Tue 21 Jun 2022, 11:08 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Got some insects in the garden - the size of a large moth, but seem to have a shell over their wings. Not really looked that closely, but hoping Tino can tell me what they are. Light brown colour (the insects, not Tino).

Probably a large moth with a shell over their wings.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 21 Jun 2022, 11:10 am

I also have an insect question, Tino.

Every morning I find one (or two) of these tiny watermelon seed-sized white cocoon things on the floor. Looks like cotton at first. Seems to be nothing sticking out of it and driving it around... although I suspected there was something inside watching me very closely and listening to my footsteps.

To save you any worry I've identified what they are.

Spoiler:

Plaster bagworms... or household casebearer. Must eventually turn into a small moth of some kind, yeah?

Just to let you all know too. Just over an hour ago (19:13) we reached the winter solstice here.
Although the earliest sunset was back on June 10 and the latest sunrise will be June 30; today we had the least amount of daylight time.
I'm also a disturbing 153,023,000 kilometres from the Sun at present.

by lostinwales Tue 21 Jun 2022, 11:38 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Got some insects in the garden - the size of a large moth, but seem to have a shell over their wings. Not really looked that closely, but hoping Tino can tell me what they are. Light brown colour (the insects, not Tino).

Sounds like the excellently named cockchafer beetle

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 21 Jun 2022, 12:51 pm

Pal Joey wrote:

Plaster bagworms... or household casebearer.

Never heard of them, but if they are Australian, I would stay away. Will almost certainly kill you.

by **Galted** Tue 21 Jun 2022, 1:06 pm

I've had a lot of questions about what I wore for the Paris leg of my journey, especially considering it reached 40C on Saturday.
The base of my ensemble was cargo shorts and sandals, accompanied on alternate days by a Grietjie Nature Reserve t-shirt and my green polo shirt with the stain on the gut area
No-one will be surprised to learn that I received many admiring glances and suggestive smiles from the local fanny (or fanniè as they probably say in France).
The shorts were most handy for storing my wallet, phone and lavender water spray. The sandals kept my feet quite cool and, as we were in a reasonably posh area, I didn't find myself having to wade through piss. I was concerned about their practicality when kicking Gypsies along the Champs Elysées, but it seems that the gendarmerie have done a good job doing that already as there were no beggars to be seen.
I normally give Paris 2/5 but have decided to up that to 3/5, as long as you're dressed correctly.

by **superflyweight** Tue 21 Jun 2022, 1:29 pm

Galted wrote:I've had a lot of questions about what I wore for the Paris leg of my journey, especially considering it reached 40C on Saturday.
The base of my ensemble was cargo shorts and sandals, accompanied on alternate days by a Grietjie Nature Reserve t-shirt and my green polo shirt with the stain on the gut area
No-one will be surprised to learn that I received many admiring glances and suggestive smiles from the local fanny (or fanniè as they probably say in France).
The shorts were most handy for storing my wallet, phone and lavender water spray. The sandals kept my feet quite cool and, as we were in a reasonably posh area, I didn't find myself having to wade through piss. I was concerned about their practicality when kicking Gypsies along the Champs Elysées, but it seems that the gendarmerie have done a good job doing that already as there were no beggars to be seen.
I normally give Paris 2/5 but have decided to up that to 3/5, as long as you're dressed correctly.

Nice overseas dispatch, Galted. I'd have though that the sandals might not offer much protection from flaming sheep carcasses, but you don't seem to have encountered any issues on that front.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 21 Jun 2022, 1:38 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:I've had a lot of questions about what I wore for the Paris leg of my journey, especially considering it reached 40C on Saturday.
The base of my ensemble was cargo shorts and sandals, accompanied on alternate days by a Grietjie Nature Reserve t-shirt and my green polo shirt with the stain on the gut area
No-one will be surprised to learn that I received many admiring glances and suggestive smiles from the local fanny (or fanniè as they probably say in France).
The shorts were most handy for storing my wallet, phone and lavender water spray. The sandals kept my feet quite cool and, as we were in a reasonably posh area, I didn't find myself having to wade through piss. I was concerned about their practicality when kicking Gypsies along the Champs Elysées, but it seems that the gendarmerie have done a good job doing that already as there were no beggars to be seen.
I normally give Paris 2/5 but have decided to up that to 3/5, as long as you're dressed correctly.

Nice overseas dispatch, Galted. I'd have though that the sandals might not offer much protection from flaming sheep carcasses, but you don't seem to have encountered any issues on that front.

Now we all know what the lavender water spray was for. So Galts is a Global Animal Welfare Warrior as well. What a top bloke.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 21 Jun 2022, 1:49 pm

Makes me proud to be British knowing the G-Man is out there in the capital of world fashion representing us.

Those continental Europeans think they are so stylish. Well, wait till Galted strolls down the Champs Elysees in his cargo pants and sandals.

Powerful image.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 21 Jun 2022, 1:57 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Makes me proud to be British knowing the G-Man is out there in the capital of world fashion representing us.

Those continental Europeans think they are so stylish. Well, wait till Galted strolls down the Champs Elysees in his cargo pants and sandals.

Powerful image.

The very best of British. A powerful image indeed. Bulges on all 5 sides of his cargo pants. No wonder Macron is fast losing his power.

by **superflyweight** Tue 21 Jun 2022, 1:59 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Makes me proud to be British knowing the G-Man is out there in the capital of world fashion representing us.

Those continental Europeans think they are so stylish. Well, wait till Galted strolls down the Champs Elysees in his cargo pants and sandals.

Powerful image.

by **Galted** Tue 21 Jun 2022, 2:31 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Makes me proud to be British knowing the G-Man is out there in the capital of world fashion representing us.

Those continental Europeans think they are so stylish. Well, wait till Galted strolls down the Champs Elysees in his cargo pants and sandals.

Powerful image.

Thanks, chaps. Just doing my bit for queen (now that she's the world's oldest woman) and country (now that we're not allowed in Europe).

by lostinwales Wed 22 Jun 2022, 9:28 am

Fist^3

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 22 Jun 2022, 10:24 am

Sicond squared.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 22 Jun 2022, 12:08 pm

Wonder what Galted is wearing today.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 22 Jun 2022, 12:16 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Wonder what Galted is wearing today.

#MeToo

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jun 2022, 6:30 pm

S**t on here today

by **Galted** Wed 22 Jun 2022, 9:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Wonder what Galted is wearing today.

The blue polo shirt I reserve for special occasions as it's Galtova's birthday. Went cycling around Cap-Ferrer despite jr complaining that he doesn't like, amongst other things, cycling, boats, beaches and oceans.
I did a good job not swearing and kicking the f*cking bicycle into the sea when I activated the kickstand before I'd come to a complete stop and jammed my toe between the kickstand and the road.

by lostinwales Thu 23 Jun 2022, 9:07 am

lostinwales wrote:Fist^3

+1

by **superflyweight** Thu 23 Jun 2022, 10:46 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Wonder what Galted is wearing today.

The f*cking semen stained blue f*cking polo shirt I reserve for special f*cking occasions as it's f*cking Galtova's birthday. Went f*cking cycling around f*cking Cap-Ferrer despite jr f*cking complaining that he doesn't f*cking like, amongst other things, f*cking cycling, f*cking boats, f*cking beaches and f*cking oceans. I did a f*cking good job not f*cking swearing and kicking the f*cking bicycle into the f*cking sea when I activated the f*cking kickstand before I'd come to a complete f*cking stop and jammed my f*cking toe between the f*cking kickstand and the f*cking road.

The original text.

Sicond.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 23 Jun 2022, 11:15 am

I wonder if Tino wonders what Galted is wearing today.

Tird.

by lostinwales Thu 23 Jun 2022, 11:51 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I wonder if Tino wonders what Galted is wearing today.

Tird.

Is he going to call him to find out?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 23 Jun 2022, 1:52 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I wonder if Tino wonders what Galted is wearing today.

Tird.

Nope. I've stopped wondering about that now.

I'm now wondering whether they'll ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 23 Jun 2022, 2:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I wonder if Tino wonders what Galted is wearing today.

Tird.

Nope. I've stopped wondering about that now.

I'm now wondering whether they'll ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

Mark Harris.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 23 Jun 2022, 2:40 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I wonder if Tino wonders what Galted is wearing today.

Tird.

Nope. I've stopped wondering about that now.

I'm now wondering whether they'll ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

Mark Harris.

I'll give him 7/10.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 24 Jun 2022, 9:14 am

That deserved better than a michaelsing you bunch of c*nts.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Jun 2022, 9:19 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:That deserved better than a michaelsing you bunch of c*nts.

Yes. Yes it did.

Sicond.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 24 Jun 2022, 9:39 am

Just an observation, but Liam Gallagher's music is so, so bad.

Like a really awful Oasis tribute act. Oasis were pretty terrible but Liam is just beyond bad. How did he get all those people to pay to see him at Knebworth.

by **superflyweight** Fri 24 Jun 2022, 9:49 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just an observation, but Liam Gallagher's music is so, so bad.

Like a really awful Oasis tribute act. Oasis were pretty terrible but Liam is just beyond bad. How did he get all those people to pay to see him at Knebworth.

Because people in this country are largely terrible c*nts.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 24 Jun 2022, 9:52 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just an observation, but Liam Gallagher's music is so, so bad.

Like a really awful Oasis tribute act. Oasis were pretty terrible but Liam is just beyond bad. How did he get all those people to pay to see him at Knebworth.

Because people in this country are largely terrible c*nts.

For sure. I'm also a terrible c*nt but didn't vote Leave and wouldn't pay to see that gurning d*ckhead.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 24 Jun 2022, 10:04 am

Morning, all.

Tino, as a Cheshire lad, did you ever read the Alan Garner books?

Was recommending them to a southern colleague today.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 24 Jun 2022, 10:08 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:Morning, all.

Tino, as a Cheshire lad, did you ever read the Alan Garner books?

Was recommending them to a southern colleague today.

Morning riCK.

I did read a couple many, many years ago. I enjoyed them actually.

by lostinwales Fri 24 Jun 2022, 10:23 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Morning, all.

Tino, as a Cheshire lad, did you ever read the Alan Garner books?

Was recommending them to a southern colleague today.

Morning riCK.

I did read a couple many, many years ago. I enjoyed them actually.

I live a few miles East of Alan Garner country. Alderley Edge is WAG central these days, not much magic left but you do, genuinely, see car (or possibly footballer) spotters hanging around on street corners

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