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king_carlos wrote:

Galted wrote:L*l out loud. I imagine that reading Dernbach would be like reading a misspelled version of The Sun.

I imagine it'd be like reading this threads morning tea hallucinations tbh.

You come on here, leaving out your fists and your apostrophes....

Tird.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

king_carlos wrote:

Galted wrote:L*l out loud. I imagine that reading Dernbach would be like reading a misspelled version of The Sun.

I imagine it'd be like reading this threads morning tea hallucinations tbh.

You come on here, leaving out your fists and your apostrophes....

Tird.

Should've been a comma between 'hallucinations' and 'tbh', tbh.

It's pathetic grammatical pendantry like that that deserves a michaelsing.
Fist!

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's pathetic grammatical pendantry like that that deserves a michaelsing.
Fist!

Pedantry as well. In fact, if my name was Ed you could say that I'd put the 'Ed' into 'pedantry' (also works for 'Dan' and 'Ant').

Sicond.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's pathetic grammatical pendantry like that that deserves a michaelsing.
Fist!

Pedantry as well.  In fact, if my name was Ed you could say that I'd put the 'Ed' into 'pedantry' (also works for 'Dan' and 'Ant').

Sicond.

Nice try.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's pathetic grammatical pendantry like that that deserves a michaelsing.
Fist!

Pedantry as well.  In fact, if my name was Ed you could say that I'd put the 'Ed' into 'pedantry' (also works for 'Dan' and 'Ant').

Sicond.

Nice try.

Couldn't have achieved it without using a ped.

The fist is a lonely poster.

The sicond is a lonely tapestry.

The tird is a lonely sh1te.

Working in Stuttgart for a few days soon, any of you cultured chaps been? Where is the best place for someone to flash their Bristols?

Not me. Any questions about San Sebastian I can help with though

rIck_dAgless wrote:Working in Stuttgart for a few days soon, any of you cultured chaps been? Where is the best place for someone to flash their Bristols?

Just walk around with your dick hanging out and use it as a dowser.

Doesn't reach far enough TBH, Jules.

Galted wrote:Not me. Any questions about San Sebastian I can help with though

I'll bear that in mind, Galts.

https://youtu.be/bfTKdHXWdho

This aged well.

rIck_dAgless wrote:https://youtu.be/bfTKdHXWdho

This aged well.

Was cringeworthy even if they didn't get knocked out.

Galted wrote:Not me. Any questions about San Sebastian I can help with though

What's the name of their lead singer?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Not me. Any questions about San Sebastian I can help with though

What's the name of their lead singer?

Juan.

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:https://youtu.be/bfTKdHXWdho

This aged well.

Was cringeworthy even if they didn't get knocked out.

Masterclass in How to Jinx Yourself ... astonished anyone thought that arrogant bit of promotional material was a good idea !

Very funny though in the light of events

alfie wrote:

Galted wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:https://youtu.be/bfTKdHXWdho

This aged well.

Was cringeworthy even if they didn't get knocked out.

Masterclass in How to Jinx Yourself ... astonished anyone thought that arrogant bit of promotional material was a good idea !

Very funny though in the light of events

I don't think they included Sweden in their promo. Must be where it all went wrong.

Pilchards on toast, cup of tea, milk, no sugar - classic 8/10

Banana - bit soggy 5/10

Galted wrote:Banana - bit soggy 5/10

Still talking lunch?

Beef, onion, mustard on a baguette with salted lentil crisps for that classy feel (all ingredients bought from The Lidl just opened near by) - solid 7/10

Fist

Half a bag of popcorn. 6/10

I'm not Rodriguez.

I'm not Robert or Robert's son.

I also see that the Mantle has passed.

Sad news about Lil Tay... fist time I've heard of her.

Friday fist

Unalliterative sicond.

Sh*t on here.

Thanks for doing the bins, Galted. And thanks for arranging for my drive to be relaid. Didn't ask for that but nice of you to think of it. If you could ask for the caravans to leave now, I'd appreciate that.

No worries, Tino, you're more than welcome. There's just a bit more rubbish to be cleared from a couple of local businesses and they'll be on their way.

PS glad you're not dead. Was a bit worried you been on holiday to Hawaii or on a rubber dinghy tour of the channel.

Nope, alive and mostly well.

Villa got a proper beating, Galted. Sack the manager. And the board. Get rid.

I quite enjoyed the Villa kicking but won't open myself for too much abuse as we have City and Liverpool next couple of games.

Moors won, Blues won, Villa got stuffed.
In your f*cking face Galted!

It wasn't the most amusing sporting incident this weekend though. That would belong to the Welsh rugby team.

Imagine being Dan Biggar. Not only do you wake up each morning and you're still Dan Biggar, you've also got to contend with being Welsh. Almost feel sorry for him.

I'm not anyone who died. Although after 7 nights drinking all inclusive beer, it's only a matter of time now.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It wasn't the most amusing sporting incident this weekend though. That would belong to the Welsh rugby team.

Imagine being Dan Biggar. Not only do you wake up each morning and you're still Dan Biggar, you've also got to contend with being Welsh. Almost feel sorry for him.

The Biggar they are, the harder they fall.

superflyweight wrote:I'm not anyone who died.  Although after 7 nights drinking all inclusive beer, it's only a matter of time now.  

All inclusive beer? It's wokeness gone mad.

Liam Williams is what Dan Biggar would be if he was any good.

They may have done England a huge favour. We'll still be awful, but will have more chance of winning a couple of games without Farrell.

I had to watch the Villa game with a Geordie. Came very close to putting a bottle through the screen.

Hump day fist eve

Sicond.

How's it going, LiW?

I drove past an electronic road sign earlier which said "Expect Delays 16/08 Around Olympic Park". Think it has something to do with the Lionesses v Matildas match tomorrow. I also got a free invite to go to the SCG to watch it on the big screen. Probably give it a miss. It's almost reached fever pitch here even though there's a lot of other sport going on this time of year.

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

How's it going, LiW?

I drove past an electronic road sign earlier which said "Expect Delays 16/08 Around Olympic Park". Think it has something to do with the Lionesses v Matildas match tomorrow. I also got a free invite to go to the SCG to watch it on the big screen. Probably give it a miss. It's almost reached fever pitch here even though there's a lot of other sport going on this time of year.

Impressive. Football isn't really my thing but suspect that if it was tomorrow might be a good game. Got an Australian cousin coming to stay with me for the weekend, so will be interesting to hear what she has to say.

Otherwise life is what is known as complicated. No.2 son is going to SA to learn about bushcraft and guns in a couple of weeks and it is both exciting and a cause for anxiety (One of a few causes at the moment).

lostinwales wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond.

How's it going, LiW?

I drove past an electronic road sign earlier which said "Expect Delays 16/08 Around Olympic Park". Think it has something to do with the Lionesses v Matildas match tomorrow. I also got a free invite to go to the SCG to watch it on the big screen. Probably give it a miss. It's almost reached fever pitch here even though there's a lot of other sport going on this time of year.

Impressive. Football isn't really my thing but suspect that if it was tomorrow might be a good game. Got an Australian cousin coming to stay with me for the weekend, so will be interesting to hear what she has to say.

Otherwise life is what is known as complicated. No.2 son is going to SA to learn about bushcraft and guns in a couple of weeks and it is both exciting and a cause for anxiety (One of a few causes at the moment).

Maybe ask the Australian cousin to talk to No.2 son and offer him some sensible advice. The pay may be good and the training quite useful at the Wagner Group but it's probably not the best choice of career at the moment. You can learn about bushcraft and guns here too and the natives and wildlife are quite friendly.

Fistus.

Is bushcraft what I'm hoping it is?
Sicond

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is bushcraft what I'm hoping it is?
Sicond

Yeah, like knowing which hanging berries won't kill you and how to carve a 2-seater canoe out of a tree trunk using only a Swiss Army knife.

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is bushcraft what I'm hoping it is?
Sicond

Yeah, like knowing which hanging berries won't kill you and how to carve a 2-seater canoe out of a tree trunk using only a Swiss Army knife.

Totally different to what I was thinking.

Off to Texas today, I'm so excited I've already done two poos.

Galted will be referring to himself, in the third person, as Big G for the next fortnight.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Is bushcraft what I'm hoping it is?
Sicond

Yeah, like knowing which hanging berries won't kill you and how to carve a 2-seater canoe out of a tree trunk using only a Swiss Army knife.

Totally different to what I was thinking.

OK.
How about shaving the platoon commander's minge using a piece of flint stone when trapped in a dark cave without overexciting the vampire bats but overexciting the glow worms? Am I closer?