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It's a bit HOT down here.

I'm not a really, really short Russian coup.

Sicond.

Coming into holiday season lads, so we'll need to get the bin rota sorted.

PJ's too far away and will just need to hope some of the local wildlife consumes the contents of his bins.

RIck can do yours, he is closer.

I'll do Galted's even though it means heading into London.

Jules should still have enough staff left to put his out.

Jules is the only person who divides his rubbish into (a) landfill, (b) plastics, (c) cardboard and paper, (d) organic waste, and (e) the discarded lingerie of other men's wives.

superflyweight wrote:(e) the discarded lingerie of other men's wives.  

Change of plan. I'll do his bins.

I've got you, supes, though I have found that if you just put a sign on saying "everything £1" they empty themselves free of charge.

rIck_dAgless wrote:I've got you, supes, though I have found that if you just put a sign on saying "everything £1" they empty themselves free of charge.

I suspect that's a Yorkshire thing, Rick. 50 pence would be required in Scotland.

I still remember getting a £1 note in change in The Tav bar when I first went up, and thought they were jus trying to take the p155 out of the English guy.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:RIck can do yours, he is closer.

I'll do Galted's even though it means heading into London.

Jules should still have enough staff left to put his out.

Cheers, Tino. Would you mind feeding the cat some of your chickens? If not just put her out with the bins

rIck_dAgless wrote:I still remember getting a £1 note in change in The Tav bar when I first went up, and thought they were jus trying to take the p155 out of the English guy.

Oh god, the Tav! Just had some terrible flashbacks and one utterly fantastic one!

Still dark down here. Tea and lettuce anyone?

I only seem to remember the one utterly fantastic flashback. My selective memory does tend to get better each day though, generally speaking.

Sling it, you one line bores.

Galted wrote:Sling it, you one line bores.

L*l out loud.

You need a better backstop. The bleachers are going crazy with those fumbles.

Fist.

Hope Super wasn't Craig Brown.

Brown seemed universally liked and respected, even accounting for the Recent Death Bias factor, so unlikely to be Supes.

Fair point, but you know people praise the recently deceased even if they were miserable b*stards in real life.

Galted wrote:Fair point, but you know people praise the recently deceased even if they were miserable b*stards in real life.

Yep. And those same people have a pop at Rolf and Jimmy despite all their charity work. Unbelievable.

I'm not Craig Brown.

Maybe Julius was Craig Brown, he's universally liked and respected.

Just catching up the Grinds my Gears thread. It's a f*cking bear pit.

Jules has called me a bummer and Duty has taken a pop at Liverpool which is basically my home town.

What a ghastly pair of posters.

I went on there saw all the p155 taking of the submarine death's and came off, I won't sink to those depths.

L*l

I sea your point.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just catching up the Grinds my Gears thread. It's a f*cking bear pit.

Jules has called me a bummer and Duty has taken a pop at Liverpool which is basically my home town.  

What a ghastly pair of posters.

My apologies, Tino, I have now made amendments to that post.

Much obliged.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just catching up the Grinds my Gears thread. It's a f*cking bear pit.

Jules has called me a bummer and Duty has taken a pop at Liverpool which is basically my home town.  

What a ghastly pair of posters.

F*ck off, you woolly woofter.

Anyone else think it's borderline tragic that Josh Tongue didn't replace David Willey for the second test? Imagine a headline of Willey out, Tongue in.

Galted wrote:Anyone else think it's borderline tragic that Josh Tongue didn't replace David Willey for the second test?  Imagine a headline of Willey out, Tongue in.

L*l out loud.

We will hopefully get to see Tongue all over Head though.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just catching up the Grinds my Gears thread. It's a f*cking bear pit.

Jules has called me a bummer and Duty has taken a pop at Liverpool which is basically my home town.  

What a ghastly pair of posters.

F*ck off, you woolly woofter.

Transphobe.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Anyone else think it's borderline tragic that Josh Tongue didn't replace David Willey for the second test?  Imagine a headline of Willey out, Tongue in.

L*l out loud.

We will hopefully get to see Tongue all over Head though.

That will be some consolation. F*cking disgrace how the coach and selectors ignore this aspect of the game.

Fist.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Anyone else think it's borderline tragic that Josh Tongue didn't replace David Willey for the second test?  Imagine a headline of Willey out, Tongue in.

L*l out loud.

We will hopefully get to see Tongue all over Head though.

That will be some consolation.  F*cking disgrace how the coach and selectors ignore this aspect of the game.

Fist.

Quick question, Galts. Would you say Tongue is the type to bang it in hard into the wicket or does he prefer to just kiss the surface more?

I'm disappointed we won't get to see Tongue probing at one end and Wood banging away at the other.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Anyone else think it's borderline tragic that Josh Tongue didn't replace David Willey for the second test?  Imagine a headline of Willey out, Tongue in.

L*l out loud.

We will hopefully get to see Tongue all over Head though.

That will be some consolation.  F*cking disgrace how the coach and selectors ignore this aspect of the game.

Fist.

Quick question, Galts. Would you say Tongue is the type to bang it in hard into the wicket or does he prefer to just kiss the surface more?

Tongue is quite quick but slowing down might be more effective. Works well with left-handers, I can see Tongue being all over de Kock at the world cup.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Anyone else think it's borderline tragic that Josh Tongue didn't replace David Willey for the second test?  Imagine a headline of Willey out, Tongue in.

L*l out loud.

We will hopefully get to see Tongue all over Head though.

That will be some consolation.  F*cking disgrace how the coach and selectors ignore this aspect of the game.

Fist.

Quick question, Galts. Would you say Tongue is the type to bang it in hard into the wicket or does he prefer to just kiss the surface more?

Tongue is quite quick but slowing down might be more effective.  Works well with left-handers, I can see Tongue being all over de Kock at the world cup.

I agree. Also some of those Indian players don't handle the short ball well. So hopefully Tongue can get into Arshdeep.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Anyone else think it's borderline tragic that Josh Tongue didn't replace David Willey for the second test?  Imagine a headline of Willey out, Tongue in.

L*l out loud.

We will hopefully get to see Tongue all over Head though.

That will be some consolation.  F*cking disgrace how the coach and selectors ignore this aspect of the game.

Fist.

Quick question, Galts. Would you say Tongue is the type to bang it in hard into the wicket or does he prefer to just kiss the surface more?

Tongue is quite quick but slowing down might be more effective.  Works well with left-handers, I can see Tongue being all over de Kock at the world cup.

I agree. Also some of those Indian players don't handle the short ball well. So hopefully Tongue can get into Arshdeep.

I could be wrong but I thought Arshdeep was only on the rim of the ODI side?

Yeah he isn't that good, Pee Jay. India will be scraping the bottom of the barrel if he plays.

Wicket! Tongue has got his groove on!

He absolutely licked Usman with that delivery... well his stump anyway.

Wet fist.

Sicond tongue.

That bad, Galts? Always believed they should play at least one Ashes match in Gibraltar.

Galted wrote:Wet fist.

Wet dream.

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond tongue.

That bad, Galts? Always believed they should play at least one Ashes match in Gibraltar.

Pee Jay, have you been stiffing me on the tipping thread? I had both the Aussie top scorers and one of only 2 posters who had Tongue (l*l) but I scored about 8 points.

I thought we were mates.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond tongue.

That bad, Galts? Always believed they should play at least one Ashes match in Gibraltar.

Pee Jay, have you been stiffing me on the tipping thread? I had both the Aussie top scorers and one of only 2 posters who had Tongue (l*l) but I scored about 8 points.

I thought we were mates.

l*l
You did very well yesterday. The same amount of points as Duty so you must be doing something right.

If only you'd picked England winning the toss, etc., we'd have to get Jules' manservant to scrape you off his chandeliers... which is usually reserved for alfie.

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond tongue.

That bad, Galts? Always believed they should play at least one Ashes match in Gibraltar.

Funnily enough I was in Estepona last week and can confirm that it very likely never ever rains there. Would be an excellent place to watch cricket though I wouldn't fancy playing it.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Sicond tongue.

That bad, Galts? Always believed they should play at least one Ashes match in Gibraltar.

Funnily enough I was in Estepona last week and can confirm that it very likely never ever rains there.  Would be an excellent place to watch cricket though I wouldn't fancy playing it.

Yeah, would be a spectacular backdrop but most likely a batsman's paradise once you've factored in the Solano.

Cummins, Tongue, Head and a Broad involved in the last two dismissals. Cricket is f*cking disgusting.

Fist.

Hobgoblin sicond.
(I've never touched the stuff... is it any good?)

Some frothingly filthy cricket this morning.

You've got to give Head a decent pat. He reminds me of some 70s undercover upstart cop moonlighting after he's handed in his badge and his piece.

Why, he oughta just sling it more... the one time bore! See where that gets him... the wiseguy.

Pal Joey wrote:Hobgoblin sicond.
(I've never touched the stuff... is it any good?)

Some frothingly filthy cricket this morning.

You've got to give Head a decent pat. He reminds me of some 70s undercover upstart cop moonlighting after he's handed in his badge and his piece.

Why, he oughta just sling it more... the one time bore! See where that gets him... the wiseguy.

Hopping into tird like Pope trying to duck a gentle back of a length delivery. I've only had Hobgoblin once - it must have been fairly forgettable as I can't remember much about it.

I'm very much a fan of Northern Monk and Vocation breweries at the moment. Vocation's "Hop, Skip and Juice" is bloody great - I managed to down one in less than 10 seconds after a nightmare 7 hour train journey to Leeds a few months ago. Mates were already 4 pints in so I though I'd better play catch-up.