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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:
The only reason they're the biggest bald c*nts around is because Will Ferrell has hair.  On the subjects of c*nts, I see that H*gh is getting divorced.

I did see that, G-unit. It's taken her 20 odd years to see through his c*ntishness but she got there in the end.

She looks like the sort of person that pops up on porn site adverts - 'lonely women near you need sex NOW. Sign up for free TODAY'.

You must use a more upmarkent web browser, the women I get in those ads tend to look like Mirian Margolyes.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:
The only reason they're the biggest bald c*nts around is because Will Ferrell has hair.  On the subjects of c*nts, I see that H*gh is getting divorced.

I did see that, G-unit. It's taken her 20 odd years to see through his c*ntishness but she got there in the end.

She looks like the sort of person that pops up on porn site adverts - 'lonely women near you need sex NOW. Sign up for free TODAY'.

You must use a more upmarkent web browser, the women I get in those ads tend to look like Mirian Margolyes.

I'd say Margolyes is on a par with J*ckman's ex.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:
The only reason they're the biggest bald c*nts around is because Will Ferrell has hair.  On the subjects of c*nts, I see that H*gh is getting divorced.

I did see that, G-unit. It's taken her 20 odd years to see through his c*ntishness but she got there in the end.

She looks like the sort of person that pops up on porn site adverts - 'lonely women near you need sex NOW. Sign up for free TODAY'.

There's one that 'a friend' of mine has seen which is quite aggressive. Apparently you lose your membership if you refuse on three separate occasions to have 'relations' with older women in your area.

It's a bit like the Rugby boards.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:
The only reason they're the biggest bald c*nts around is because Will Ferrell has hair.  On the subjects of c*nts, I see that H*gh is getting divorced.

I did see that, G-unit. It's taken her 20 odd years to see through his c*ntishness but she got there in the end.

She looks like the sort of person that pops up on porn site adverts - 'lonely women near you need sex NOW. Sign up for free TODAY'.

There's one that 'a friend' of mine has seen which is quite aggressive.  Apparently you lose your membership if you refuse on three separate occasions to have 'relations' with older women in your area.

It's a bit like the Rugby boards.  

Sounds pretty much like the Actors Guild in the 80's 90's

A two day unmichaelsing fist.

Some good work keeping this going while PJ's tipping competition steals the limelight.

Had a slice of wholewheat toast for breakfast, used Bertolli's spread instead of butter.

Bread: 3/10
Spread: 7/10
Overall: 5/10 ((3/10+7/10)/2)

Galted wrote:Some good work keeping this going while PJ's tipping competition steals the limelight.

Had a slice of wholewheat toast for breakfast, used Bertolli's spread instead of butter.

Bread: 3/10
Spread: 7/10
Overall: 5/10 ((3/10+7/10)/2)

I went 33% Shah and had some beef monster munch and a Pepsi Max. 100% Shah would have been a packet of pickled onion monster munch, a large bucket of chicken wings and a 2 litre bottle of dragon soop.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Some good work keeping this going while PJ's tipping competition steals the limelight.

Had a slice of wholewheat toast for breakfast, used Bertolli's spread instead of butter.

Bread: 3/10
Spread: 7/10
Overall: 5/10 ((3/10+7/10)/2)

I went 33% Shah and had some beef monster munch and a Pepsi Max.  100% Shah would have been a packet of pickled onion monster munch, a large bucket of chicken wings and a 2 litre bottle of dragon soop.    

That's a proper breakfast.  Hotels should offer a Scottish option along with the continental and full English.

You can't even thread a Peperami through a Monster Munch these days.

rIck_dAgless wrote:You can't even thread a Peperami through a Monster Munch these days.

That was the guy on the old 606 boxing board that suggested that, wasn't it? Can't remember his name but he was really funny.

Yep, it sure was, I tried it and it actually worked, but, I think Monster Munch have shrunk.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Yep, it sure was, I tried it and it actually worked, but, I think Monster Munch have shrunk.

Maybe your peperami has grown?

lostinwales wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Yep, it sure was, I tried it and it actually worked, but, I think Monster Munch have shrunk.

Maybe your peperami has grown?

Nice of you to say, LIW, but Mrs D is pretty sure that this is not the case.

Fist.

Enjoying seeing PJ going Dirty Harry on the tipping competition thread.

Sicond, probably need to go see the shenanigans on the tipping thread when I get time.

Galted wrote:Fist.

Enjoying seeing PJ going Dirty Harry on the tipping competition thread.

Has he reached his tipping point?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Fist.

Enjoying seeing PJ going Dirty Harry on the tipping competition thread.

Has he reached his tipping point?

Nah... just getting the house in order. We'll probably go from a Rugby XV to a Football XI if certain 'players' don't pull up their socks.

Anyway, I already have the Shadow Table ready (did it this morning without the chain-draggers included) which will boost the Average Score and mean less chasing around from me.

Do you reckon I'm being too harsh, Big G?

Cracking PF at the MCG on now. Crowd is going bezerk. I'm actually going for Collingwood over the other Sydney team. That would be a better GF, I believe. I wouldn't mind seeing Carlton win tomorrow against Brisbane. That would be a colossal GF but I think Brisbane will probably win that one.

The Panthers are shredding the Melbourne Storm in the corresponding NRL preliminary final. I'd love to see NZ Warriors win tomorrow but I think the Broncos would have a better chance against Penrith.

Way too harsh, PJ. Need a few stragglers to prop up my own position when I inevitably tumble down the table now that the games are harder to predict.

Galted wrote:Way too harsh, PJ. Need a few stragglers to prop up my own position when I inevitably tumble down the table now that the games are harder to predict.

l*l
It'd be easier to get El Gato de Galted to send me his picks by airmail. Pretty sure I'd be able to read them through your bloodstains.

Pal Joey wrote:Cracking PF at the MCG on now. Crowd is going bezerk. I'm actually going for Collingwood over the other Sydney team. That would be a better GF, I believe. I wouldn't mind seeing Carlton win tomorrow against Brisbane. That would be a colossal GF but I think Brisbane will probably win that one.

The Panthers are shredding the Melbourne Storm in the corresponding NRL preliminary final. I'd love to see NZ Warriors win tomorrow but I think the Broncos would have a better chance against Penrith.

What the absolute f*ck are you on about?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Cracking PF at the MCG on now. Crowd is going bezerk. I'm actually going for Collingwood over the other Sydney team. That would be a better GF, I believe. I wouldn't mind seeing Carlton win tomorrow against Brisbane. That would be a colossal GF but I think Brisbane will probably win that one.

The Panthers are shredding the Melbourne Storm in the corresponding NRL preliminary final. I'd love to see NZ Warriors win tomorrow but I think the Broncos would have a better chance against Penrith.

What the absolute f*ck are you on about?

Football finals here. Quite a spectacle.

When's your Council meeting for that extra funding?

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Cracking PF at the MCG on now. Crowd is going bezerk. I'm actually going for Collingwood over the other Sydney team. That would be a better GF, I believe. I wouldn't mind seeing Carlton win tomorrow against Brisbane. That would be a colossal GF but I think Brisbane will probably win that one.

The Panthers are shredding the Melbourne Storm in the corresponding NRL preliminary final. I'd love to see NZ Warriors win tomorrow but I think the Broncos would have a better chance against Penrith.

What the absolute f*ck are you on about?

Football finals here. Quite a spectacle.

When's your Council meeting for that extra funding?

I live in Solihull, not Birmingham. I'm not a heathen.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Cracking PF at the MCG on now. Crowd is going bezerk. I'm actually going for Collingwood over the other Sydney team. That would be a better GF, I believe. I wouldn't mind seeing Carlton win tomorrow against Brisbane. That would be a colossal GF but I think Brisbane will probably win that one.

The Panthers are shredding the Melbourne Storm in the corresponding NRL preliminary final. I'd love to see NZ Warriors win tomorrow but I think the Broncos would have a better chance against Penrith.

What the absolute f*ck are you on about?

Football finals here. Quite a spectacle.

When's your Council meeting for that extra funding?

I live in Solihull, not Birmingham. I'm not a heathen.

Pretty close. Outer suburb essentially. Are you building a wall to preserve the monoculture?

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Cracking PF at the MCG on now. Crowd is going bezerk. I'm actually going for Collingwood over the other Sydney team. That would be a better GF, I believe. I wouldn't mind seeing Carlton win tomorrow against Brisbane. That would be a colossal GF but I think Brisbane will probably win that one.

The Panthers are shredding the Melbourne Storm in the corresponding NRL preliminary final. I'd love to see NZ Warriors win tomorrow but I think the Broncos would have a better chance against Penrith.

What the absolute f*ck are you on about?

Football finals here. Quite a spectacle.

When's your Council meeting for that extra funding?

I live in Solihull, not Birmingham. I'm not a heathen.

Pretty close. Outer suburb essentially. Are you building a wall to preserve the monoculture?

Yes, we're making them pay for it though.
Urbs in Rure.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Cracking PF at the MCG on now. Crowd is going bezerk. I'm actually going for Collingwood over the other Sydney team. That would be a better GF, I believe. I wouldn't mind seeing Carlton win tomorrow against Brisbane. That would be a colossal GF but I think Brisbane will probably win that one.

The Panthers are shredding the Melbourne Storm in the corresponding NRL preliminary final. I'd love to see NZ Warriors win tomorrow but I think the Broncos would have a better chance against Penrith.

What the absolute f*ck are you on about?

Football finals here. Quite a spectacle.

When's your Council meeting for that extra funding?

I live in Solihull, not Birmingham. I'm not a heathen.

Pretty close. Outer suburb essentially. Are you building a wall to preserve the monoculture?

Yes, we're making them pay for it though.
Urbs in Rure.

I think a lovely white palisade wrought iron fence structure would blend in well with the countryside. Then it's just a matter of having a few sentries (or possibly some left over Wagner mercenaries) strategically placed along the canals to deal with the more adventurous ones.

Made a foray onto the golf thread and had my say on Rusty Brand, Marx. I'm expecting some blowback... but I probably won't wait up for it.

Extension drama today is that the builders have put the wrong radiators on the wrong walls. Walls are going to have to be torn apart so that's a lovely old job.

superflyweight wrote:Extension drama today is that the builders have put the wrong radiators on the wrong walls.  Walls are going to have to be torn apart so that's a lovely old job.      

Wow. Did they simply misread the plans or was the architect/site supervisor not there when it happened? Even if it's the latter and they didn't follow the approved plans, it's all at their cost. Still a pain in the arse though.

I had a situation where demolishers got carried away and left a wall to be demolished and then demolished a wall which should have stayed. I'll never forget the dumbstruck look on their faces. Luckily there were some unbroken spare bricks lying around which they had to clean up and reuse.

I then had to adjust the contract sum and cover the client since the builder tried to claim back the labour time and 'expense' somewhere else. Keep an eye on them Supes... and don't let them slip in a 'claim' elsewhere on the build to cover their f*ckup.

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Extension drama today is that the builders have put the wrong radiators on the wrong walls.  Walls are going to have to be torn apart so that's a lovely old job.      

Wow. Did they simply misread the plans or was the architect/site supervisor not there when it happened? Even if it's the latter and they didn't follow the approved plans, it's all at their cost. Still a pain in the arse though.

I had a situation where demolishers got carried away and left a wall to be demolished and then demolished a wall which should have stayed. I'll never forget the dumbstruck look on their faces. Luckily there were some unbroken spare bricks lying around which they had to clean up and reuse.

I then had to adjust the contract sum and cover the client since the builder tried to claim back the labour time and 'expense' somewhere else. Keep an eye on them Supes... and don't let them slip in a 'claim' elsewhere on the build to cover their f*ckup.

I'd ask them to deviate from what the architect has planned as we made some changes to how the room was going to be laid out with furniture. Told him where the vertical radiator was to go and where the horizontal was to go as well. He mixed them up. Now means the horizontal one would be stuck behind a couch. To be fair to him, he's annoyed at himself and is coming in tomorrow to fix it.

He is scared of Mrs Superfly because he knows she specialises in Construction law.

You've only yourself to blame for picking the wrong builders.

JuliusHMarx wrote:You've only yourself to blame for picking the wrong builders.

They were dressed like they knew how to fit radiators.

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:You've only yourself to blame for picking the wrong builders.

They were dressed like they knew how to fit radiators.  

Gas or electric? Hopefully you'll get a lot of use out of them if they're gas. 2035 now isn't it?

Or are you still allowed to shovel coal into them from a hatch on the outside? Or get an angry dwarf to do that task for you?

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:You've only yourself to blame for picking the wrong builders.

They were dressed like they knew how to fit radiators.  

Gas or electric? Hopefully you'll get a lot of use out of them if they're gas. 2035 now isn't it?

Or are you still allowed to shovel coal into them from a hatch on the outside? Or get an angry dwarf to do that task for you?

Gas - beautiful polluting gas!

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:You've only yourself to blame for picking the wrong builders.

They were dressed like they knew how to fit radiators.  

Gas or electric? Hopefully you'll get a lot of use out of them if they're gas. 2035 now isn't it?

Or are you still allowed to shovel coal into them from a hatch on the outside? Or get an angry dwarf to do that task for you?

Gas - beautiful polluting gas!

I absolutely love natural gas. There's such an abundance of it.

I usually leave all 6 hobs on the cooktop on overnight because I like the look of the clean blue flames burning in perfect symmetry in the mornings.

Fist, boyos.

Sicond. It's a warm, sunny day in the greatest city in the world and I've just sat down in cat vomit.

Great cities can still have cat vomit. Everywhere else does

lostinwales wrote:Great cities can still have cat vomit. Everywhere else does

That reads like the last line in a great novel. I can imagine Morgan Freeman narrating the film version.

Galted wrote:Sicond.  It's a warm, sunny day in the greatest city in the world and I've just sat down in cat vomit.

What brings you to Birmingham?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Sicond.  It's a warm, sunny day in the greatest city in the world and I've just sat down in cat vomit.

What brings you to Birmingham?

Not the HS2.

Afternoon all, just about recovered from smashing the southerners yesterday.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Afternoon all, just about recovered from smashing the southerners yesterday.

That's not a euphemism is it, Rick?

rIck_dAgless wrote:Afternoon all, just about recovered from smashing the southerners yesterday.

L*l out loud.

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Cracking PF at the MCG on now. Crowd is going bezerk. I'm actually going for Collingwood over the other Sydney team. That would be a better GF, I believe. I wouldn't mind seeing Carlton win tomorrow against Brisbane. That would be a colossal GF but I think Brisbane will probably win that one.

The Panthers are shredding the Melbourne Storm in the corresponding NRL preliminary final. I'd love to see NZ Warriors win tomorrow but I think the Broncos would have a better chance against Penrith.

What the absolute f*ck are you on about?

Football finals here. Quite a spectacle.

When's your Council meeting for that extra funding?

Being thousands of miles away from the MCG at present I had been able to forget about my beloved Tigers’ rotten season and ignored the Finals…but I had to take a mild degree of notice when it became apparent that the Ultimate Horror was a serious possibility : a Carlton/Collingwood Grand Final the game where you passionately want neither side to win…

Thankfully I see this was averted and the Brisbane mob are keeping the flag flying for the non-Satanic options…

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Great cities can still have cat vomit. Everywhere else does

That reads like the last line in a great novel.  I can imagine Morgan Freeman narrating the film version.

Whilst we are on the subject of great cities, something just came up on my Internet feed about the salary needed to be happy in a city

Apparently you need to earn £61k to be happy in Dundee. I would have thought you can buy the whole of Dundee for less than that?

I was happy in Dundee for around 25 quid a 1/4 oz

rIck_dAgless wrote:I was happy in Dundee for around 25 quid a 1/4 oz

Inflation, riCK.

Probably better gear nowadays, I think if I got stoned these days I would sit around getting paranoid about my mortgage TBH.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Probably better gear nowadays, I think if I got stoned these days I would sit around getting paranoid about my mortgage TBH.

I only get high on prescription drugs these days. Double dropping Tramadol and watching Band of Brothers makes for a half decent Saturday night.

Nearly slipped under the radar with Galtova being caught spying and Wingrove r*ping and killing dogs, but I'm leading PJ's tipping competition.  It's probably a foregone conclusion that I'm going to win so if anyone wants to vicariously live their lives through me, feel free (wearing linen trousers and a Boston Red Sox shirt at the moment).

Yes, Galted, but you've ignored my masterstroke of picking Portugal to beat Australia. When that happens I shall soar past everyone.