The Euro Division Homepage XXIX

by sodhat Sun 9 Sep - 8:46

606V2 EURODivision

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Season 3 Week 2:

TACTICS DUE IN BY 11:59pm ON WEDNESDAY!!!!

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Participants: Olly, T5J, Twi5t, 5odhat, Ru55, Nando, Marky (if we spoon feed him), Greger5

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Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT

Tactics

The London Silly Nannies - Sodhat

Injuries

AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - Marky

Lawyers

Viva City - VivaPaulScholes

Fixtures

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Results

Jacamos United - The Special Juan

Table

Hangover 69 - Gregers

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

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Championship

Holton FC - Olly

Tactics

Barearselona - Fernando

Injuries

Real NADrid©®™ V2 - Nadeem

Lawyers

Substandard Liege - Afro

Fixtures

Neymar FC - cherriesfan

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Gotham City Rovers - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

by sodhat Sun 9 Sep - 8:46

Is that the right number?

It doesn't look right, I didn't pay much attention in Latin lessons.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 8:49

Grant Holt is god

by TwisT Sun 9 Sep - 8:52

Should be XXIX or XXVIIII

by Bull Sun 9 Sep - 8:52

Grant Holt is awful.

by TwisT Sun 9 Sep - 8:58

Better than your current strikers Bull

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 8:58

Scored against Man Utd's defence Bull, if he is awful how bad are they?

by Bull Sun 9 Sep - 8:59

whatever twist.

by Bull Sun 9 Sep - 8:59

wont score as many as he did last season as Norwich are going down this season The Euro Division Homepage XXIX 3559488474

by TwisT Sun 9 Sep - 9:01

TheBrahmaBull wrote:whatever twist.

Its a fact. But as you just whatever to me I won't defend you on chatbox now. GSC can tear you to shreads.

#growup

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 9:03

Probably wont score as many as he did last season Bull, and we might go down, so be it.

Enjoy losing the title to your rivals again this season The Euro Division Homepage XXIX 3559488474

by The Special Juan Sun 9 Sep - 9:03

Film on Film4's description...

"Contains violence/sex/torture/live octopus ingestion"

by **Hero** Sun 9 Sep - 9:05

Well Iwas all for it until the octopus ingestion, I thought it was Octopus insertion.

by sodhat Sun 9 Sep - 9:06

Hostile tonight, huh?

It's the lack of football. I don't like international weekends, it makes it drag.

by TwisT Sun 9 Sep - 9:07

I don't do torture. But as it involves sex I am all for it

by sodhat Sun 9 Sep - 9:08

The Special Juan wrote: Film on Film4's description...

"Contains violence/sex/torture/live octopus ingestion"

No animals were harmed in the making of this film.*

*We may have killed a mollusc or two.

by **Hero** Sun 9 Sep - 9:09

TwisT wrote:I don't do torture. But as it involves sex I am all for it

Ok....Mr Fritzl

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 9:09

I can't wait for next Saturday Soddy. I have had a better idea for our bet. The winner gets to change the losers name to whatever they wont for a week

by Bull Sun 9 Sep - 9:10

TwisT wrote:
TheBrahmaBull wrote:whatever twist.

Its a fact. But as you just whatever to me I won't defend you on chatbox now. GSC can tear you to shreads.

#growup

Ok whatever Whistle

by sodhat Sun 9 Sep - 9:11

Sounds fair enough to me

At least the NFL season hits properly tomorrow. Otherwise it's a barren day, and I'm not watching Crawley play...

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 9:12

I literally cannot wait Soddy. I am even staying up to watch the Sunday Night game till like 4am, even though it's my first day of 6th form Monday at 8am. #hardcore

by Gregers Sun 9 Sep - 9:13

F1 tomorrow, that's enough for me!

by Marky Sun 9 Sep - 9:13

Just realised that with my recent signing of Alberto Aquilani that 11 of my 25 man squad play for sides in Serie A! Fun game, how many of your squad play in the different leagues.

Serie A: 11
Premier League: 6
Bundesliga: 4
La Liga: 2
Ligue 1: 1
Russian Premier: 1

by The Special Juan Sun 9 Sep - 9:14

Octopus insertion Shocked

What types of films do you watch???

Spoiler:

by sodhat Sun 9 Sep - 9:14

Ha, I'll watch the Colts/Bears and then Packers/Niners, but then I'm hitting the hay.

I may still yet get up at 3am to watch the Raiders on Monday night though.

by sodhat Sun 9 Sep - 9:15

The Special Juan wrote:Octopus insertion

What types of films do you watch???

You wouldn't believe what is out there.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 9:16

sodhat wrote:Ha, I'll watch the Colts/Bears and then Packers/Niners, but then I'm hitting the hay.

I may still yet get up at 3am to watch the Raiders on Monday night though.

I'm not doing the Monday night ones because on Tuesday I have 6 hours of sixth form!!! 4 hours of English followed by 2 hours of History. My brain might explode

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 9:17

sodhat wrote:
The Special Juan wrote:Octopus insertion

What types of films do you watch???

You wouldn't believe what is out there.

2 girls 1 cup being the example (although it is clearly fake)

by sodhat Sun 9 Sep - 9:17

Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:Ha, I'll watch the Colts/Bears and then Packers/Niners, but then I'm hitting the hay.

I may still yet get up at 3am to watch the Raiders on Monday night though.

I'm not doing the Monday night ones because on Tuesday I have 6 hours of sixth form!!! 4 hours of English followed by 2 hours of History. My brain might explode

In fairness, I don't have to bust my brain by waking up at 3am for a game, because I could just watch it on Gamepass on Tuesday Laugh

by Marky Sun 9 Sep - 9:18

sodhat wrote:Sounds fair enough to me

At least the NFL season hits properly tomorrow. Otherwise it's a barren day, and I'm not watching Crawley play...

Coventry v Stevenage followed by Crawley v Portsmouth, Super Sunday. Forget your NFL rubbish.

Having said that, I won't be bothering with Coventry v Stevenage Laugh

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 9:19

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:Ha, I'll watch the Colts/Bears and then Packers/Niners, but then I'm hitting the hay.

I may still yet get up at 3am to watch the Raiders on Monday night though.

I'm not doing the Monday night ones because on Tuesday I have 6 hours of sixth form!!! 4 hours of English followed by 2 hours of History. My brain might explode

In fairness, I don't have to bust my brain by waking up at 3am for a game, because I could just watch it on Gamepass on Tuesday

I am gonna put the score in a post in a spoiler so it is there for you all day, just to tempt you

by The Special Juan Sun 9 Sep - 9:20

sodhat wrote:
The Special Juan wrote:Octopus insertion

What types of films do you watch???

You wouldn't believe what is out there.

Is that one of those seedy late night movies?

"Octopuses Suck"

by sodhat Sun 9 Sep - 9:20

Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
The Special Juan wrote:Octopus insertion

What types of films do you watch???

You wouldn't believe what is out there.

2 girls 1 cup being the example (although it is clearly fake)

I have a good friend, who is very good at finding despicable videos from the dark corners of the net. He found one involving an octopus. I won't give many more details, but I can no longer watch the 13th James Bond film.

by sodhat Sun 9 Sep - 9:21

Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:Ha, I'll watch the Colts/Bears and then Packers/Niners, but then I'm hitting the hay.

I may still yet get up at 3am to watch the Raiders on Monday night though.

I'm not doing the Monday night ones because on Tuesday I have 6 hours of sixth form!!! 4 hours of English followed by 2 hours of History. My brain might explode

In fairness, I don't have to bust my brain by waking up at 3am for a game, because I could just watch it on Gamepass on Tuesday

I am gonna put the score in a post in a spoiler so it is there for you all day, just to tempt you

Every time I try not to see a score, I will see it accidentally. I have a bleacher report app that sends news to my phone, and stupidly I always open what they send, and I spoil myself. I bet I do it again.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 9:22

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
The Special Juan wrote:Octopus insertion

What types of films do you watch???

You wouldn't believe what is out there.

2 girls 1 cup being the example (although it is clearly fake)

I have a good friend, who is very good at finding despicable videos from the dark corners of the net. He found one involving an octopus. I won't give many more details, but I can no longer watch the 13th James Bond film.

I have heard of ones with eels, and jar's exploding in places where it has to hurt. Also a screwdriver going into the shaft. I'm pretty glad I ain't friends with the dude who told me these stories anymore Laugh

by TwisT Sun 9 Sep - 9:22

Hero wrote:
TwisT wrote:I don't do torture. But as it involves sex I am all for it

Ok....Mr Fritzl

Hey...child care is expensive you know

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 9:24

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:Ha, I'll watch the Colts/Bears and then Packers/Niners, but then I'm hitting the hay.

I may still yet get up at 3am to watch the Raiders on Monday night though.

I'm not doing the Monday night ones because on Tuesday I have 6 hours of sixth form!!! 4 hours of English followed by 2 hours of History. My brain might explode

In fairness, I don't have to bust my brain by waking up at 3am for a game, because I could just watch it on Gamepass on Tuesday

I am gonna put the score in a post in a spoiler so it is there for you all day, just to tempt you

Every time I try not to see a score, I will see it accidentally. I have a bleacher report app that sends news to my phone, and stupidly I always open what they send, and I spoil myself. I bet I do it again.

It will be like this:

OAKLAND RAIDERS VS SAN DIEGO CHARGERS SCORE IN THIS BOX BELOW

Spoiler:

by Bull Sun 9 Sep - 9:26

Your not the only one Sohat with the BR app. hate when it does that

by sodhat Sun 9 Sep - 9:28

I'm pretty confident we can do it Olly. Jacoby Ford is out though, so Streater may get a start. I added him to my fantasy team, and I'm sorely tempted to take a risk by playing him...

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 9:30

sodhat wrote:I'm pretty confident we can do it Olly. Jacoby Ford is out though, so Streater may get a start. I added him to my fantasy team, and I'm sorely tempted to take a risk by playing him...

I'm confident of a Patriots win. We haven't lost our opening game in Week 1 since 2003 Laugh

So long as my fantasy team does well, I dont care

by Bull Sun 9 Sep - 9:39

BEARS GO ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR!

by **Hero** Sun 9 Sep - 9:43

9 Premier League
5 La Liga
1 Russian League
1 Brazilian League
6 Serie A
2 Bundesliga

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 9:47

14 Premier League
2 Russian League
3 Bundesliga
1 Serie A
1 La Liga
1 Ligue 1
1 Portugese League
1 Dutch League
1 Croatian League

by TwisT Sun 9 Sep - 9:50

.......and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeee

by Gregers Sun 9 Sep - 9:53

12 - Premier League
4 - Ligue 1
2 - Portuguese League
1 - Dutch, Russian, Ukrainian, Belgian, Dutch, German, Italian

by Trebs Sun 9 Sep - 9:55

Drunk trebs tonight.

Ley me know when you put the reL result up as losing 3-1 is an unfunnybjoke. K thanks

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 9:56

Everyone else didn't think so...

by Bull Sun 9 Sep - 10:00

Premier League:6
Bundesliga:6
Serie A:2
Pourtgal:2
La Liga:6
Mexico:1
Dutch 1
France: 1

by Trebs Sun 9 Sep - 10:03

Thiufhtit was ab early aprul giol tbh......

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 9 Sep - 10:03

You mad Trebs bro?

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