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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Feb 2013, 1:48 pm

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

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Grocer Jack can kiss my crack.

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Post by Glas a du Fri 19 Apr 2013, 8:28 am

Funny looking fox.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:25 am

Traumatic Fairytales, volume 1: The Princess and the Pen!s.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:29 am

Disappointing Fairytales, Vol. 2: Sign on Big Bad Wolf's Door... "Back in 10 minutes"

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:10 pm

music Keep on, when your balls drop,
Don't stop 'til you get it up... music

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:05 am

music Let me take you by the hand and lead you to my sadist dungeon... music

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Post by Glas a du Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:21 am

music you are the wind between my sheets...music
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:38 am

music I've never seen you looking so ugly as you did tonight,
Never known you smell so ripe... music

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:43 am

music you're so burdensome... so burdensome to me... music

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:44 am

music I feel your girth... move... under my feet. music

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Post by Glas a du Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:25 pm

music the power of Dove, a soap from above, cleans your soul...music
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:36 pm

music If there's anything that you want,
If there's anything I can do,
Just call on me and I'll send you a bong,
With love from me to you... music

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Post by Glas a du Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:54 pm

music anything you can so I can do cheaper,
I can score any drug cheaper than you...music
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 26 Apr 2013, 1:08 pm

music I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright,
I've never seen so many men ask you for your phone number...
They're looking for a quickie, given half a chance.... music

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 26 Apr 2013, 1:10 pm

music Muck in the beudy tonight... music

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 26 Apr 2013, 1:11 pm

music But I hardly know this elephant by my side,
I'll never forget... to bring my spectacles next time.... music

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 01 May 2013, 7:57 am

P.S. De resistance.

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Post by Glas a du Wed 01 May 2013, 8:21 am

Nota Benny - memo to Phill Benett.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 01 May 2013, 8:32 am

Urbi et Orbi: the Pope's annual karaoke tribute to the Big O.

music I drove all night... (in my popemobile) music

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Post by Glas a du Wed 01 May 2013, 11:24 am

Per pro - cheap caffeine pill rip off.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 03 May 2013, 8:53 am

I write theses on faeces.

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 04 May 2013, 3:13 pm

The BSkyB is the limit. Spread your fluffy mikes and embrace the jeers.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 07 May 2013, 1:15 pm

Soaps come.

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Post by Pal Joey Thu 09 May 2013, 12:25 pm

Bron Y Aur Stump

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 09 May 2013, 3:35 pm

My body is a pimple.

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Post by Glas a du Sat 11 May 2013, 12:41 pm

Spot the dick
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 11 May 2013, 12:43 pm

Scarlet Pimples

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Post by Guest Sun 12 May 2013, 8:11 pm

Just stumbled upon this thread for the first time, only read page 3. WTF have I stumbled into?!!! I need a (nother) drink. Ya'll have lost it! Lost it I tell you!!!

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Post by Glas a du Sun 12 May 2013, 8:21 pm

Los boobie. Isn't that by Barcelona?
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 13 May 2013, 12:51 am

"What we're asking... is that those on New Start Allowances... receiving over 62% of their income from these benefits.... not to exist."

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 13 May 2013, 8:25 am

My Cody is a temple.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 14 May 2013, 10:21 pm

Bins collected

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 15 May 2013, 7:58 am

music My Bonnie lies over the ocean... music

Like Bendigeidfran.

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Post by Glas a du Wed 15 May 2013, 8:45 am

The moral of that story? Ignorance is a fantastic way of avoiding headaches.
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 15 May 2013, 10:28 am

Major headache just avoided. I'd make a great house-breaker.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 15 May 2013, 10:31 am

Balaclavas are cheap as chips these days.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 15 May 2013, 10:53 am

A jemmy for your thoughts.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 16 May 2013, 3:08 pm

I, Frieda Fly, killed a spider.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 24 May 2013, 9:06 am

I don't like the new Daft Punk single. Well, I don't mind the verse, but the chorus makes me paranoid.

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Post by Glas a du Fri 24 May 2013, 10:12 am

Paranoid, now there's a song.
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music Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my flies... music

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music Climb every Mountie...music
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 24 May 2013, 11:24 am

I've just started reading a new self-help book: Believe in Yourself by U. R. Fablas.

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Post by Glas a du Fri 24 May 2013, 11:35 am

Has Robin Banks launched his sequel to "Get Rick Quick" yet?
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Post by Glas a du Sun 26 May 2013, 9:17 pm

Selfridges don't actually.
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 27 May 2013, 12:30 am

Woolworths not much these days...

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Post by Glas a du Mon 27 May 2013, 6:45 am

Went to Currys...you guessed it...
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 27 May 2013, 10:51 am

Had some trouble exiting the DFO car park the other day. Nothing direct about their factory outlet at all! It was a shambles!

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Post by Glas a du Mon 27 May 2013, 11:37 am

Very disappointed with Virgin Megastores...
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 27 May 2013, 12:03 pm

music sixteen vestal Virgin hosties.... we're leavin' for the coach... music

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 06 Jun 2013, 3:38 pm

Welcome to whales. Narwhals Frak off.

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