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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Feb 2013, 1:48 pm

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by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

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Grocer Jack can kiss my crack.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:38 am

Brian May was right - too much cheese will make you constipated. (It was the B side of 'Too Much Love Will Kill You.')

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Tue 09 Jul 2013, 10:45 pm

Art made from bog wood that in no way depicts fornication..........

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Tue 09 Jul 2013, 10:46 pm

HumpFree BogArt.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:19 am

What's a sheep's favourite element?

Easily lead.

Tumbleweed

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Post by Glas a du Wed 17 Jul 2013, 6:04 pm

Do you want to hear a joke about sodium?

Na.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:08 am

music She came from Greece, she had a thirst for semen... music

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 29 Jul 2013, 7:56 am

'Who killed c0ck Robin?'

- Do not speak ill of the dead! warning

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Post by George Carlin Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:04 am

Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex.
You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:04 am

I like Starbucks coffee. What does that say about me?

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Post by George Carlin Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:39 am

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:I like Starbucks coffee. What does that say about me?

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That you like it rough? Run
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:56 am

Stop it, I'm at work! Random Factor, Like A Tractor - Page 4 3559488474

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Tue 30 Jul 2013, 8:30 pm

That you like the idea of coffee, but not the taste?

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 31 Jul 2013, 11:41 am

I genuinely do like Starbucks coffee.

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Post by Glas a du Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:11 pm

I go there for the totty.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:39 pm

But not prison totty.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:44 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:I genuinely do like Starbucks coffee.
So does my wife. It's because she actually doesn't like the taste of coffee. So the insipid muck they serve suits her fine. Give her some nice say.... insomnia coffee and she turns up her nose and says it's "too strong"

She also doesn't taste much difference between insomnia coffee from a machine and from a barista, so I would not put much faith in her taste. (apart from her taste in men)

Someone in work went as far as to say that instant coffee was nicer than beans. I just went quiet...........

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:46 pm

Caffe Nero coffee's good too, I just prefer Starbucks. Maybe it's because I'm a (Moby) D!ck.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:49 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Caffe Nero coffee's good too, I just prefer Starbucks. Maybe it's because I'm a (Moby) D!ck.
Nothing to do with the state of your moby. We are all just different. Not sure if you have insomnia over there. We don't have Nero but I remember drinking it when I was in the You Kay and it was lovely. (My wife said it was "too strong") Smile 

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:52 pm

It's quite rich, but then they put an extra shot of espresso in it.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:56 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:It's quite rich, but then they put an extra shot of espresso in it.
I thought I could get Starbucks coffee to taste better by asking for an extra shot, but it was just less insipid.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 31 Jul 2013, 1:12 pm

I don't drink that much coffee generally. Sometimes I have a cup and it makes me feel tired, which is weird when it should do the opposite.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Wed 31 Jul 2013, 1:20 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:I don't drink that much coffee generally.
Yes. You said you liked starbucks Laugh 
Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Sometimes I have a cup and it makes me feel tired, which is weird when it should do the opposite.
Probably dirinking latte or cappuccino. The milk will do that.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 31 Jul 2013, 1:24 pm

I drink gallons of milky tea every day, so I don't think that's it. Maybe it's my body objecting to the fact that I'm giving it coffee instead of tea. It could be worse, it could go for a dirty protest instead.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Wed 31 Jul 2013, 1:27 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:I drink gallons of milky tea every day, so I don't think that's it. Maybe it's my body objecting to the fact that I'm giving it coffee instead of tea. It could be worse, it could go for a dirty protest instead.
Milk probably not heated and foamed in your tea though. It's your body objecting to Starbucks. Bet Nero doesn't put you to sleep. Wink 

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Post by Glas a du Wed 31 Jul 2013, 1:35 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:But not prison totty.

I don't know. You get the odd stunning secretary at a prison. I reckon they do it on purpose.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 31 Jul 2013, 1:39 pm

Presumably they appointed Theresa May Home Secretary for the same reason.

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Post by Submachine Wed 31 Jul 2013, 2:45 pm

Theres a Cafe in Mullingar serves Segafredo coffee. Became adicted to it in the states. Now look for any reason at all to go via Mullingar.
We're going to Cork?? I know a shortcut, maybe we can stop off for a bite....

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 31 Jul 2013, 2:50 pm

I had a cup of Segafredo coffee in Conwy last year. Best cup of coffee I've ever had.

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Post by Glas a du Wed 31 Jul 2013, 4:23 pm

Do you take sugar Lucky? That would explain the tiredness.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 7:44 am

I take sugar in coffee, but not in tea.

I don't like all these questions.

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Post by Glas a du Thu 01 Aug 2013, 10:44 am

Sugar gives you a rush then a lull. Well known fact. Gives kids a sugary sweet and watch them for half an hour.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 10:48 am

Couldn't I give them a tranquilliser and go out for half an hour instead?

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 01 Aug 2013, 10:48 am

I like my coffee the way I like my women......

White and bitter.

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Post by Glas a du Thu 01 Aug 2013, 11:03 am

There's a world of coffee out there waiting to be explored whilst I stick with my one brand of tea...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 11:11 am

Tell me it isn't Tetley!

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Post by Glas a du Thu 01 Aug 2013, 1:54 pm

It isn't Tetley

Next!
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Post by Glas a du Thu 01 Aug 2013, 1:55 pm

Anyway...


What's wrong with Tetley Very Happy
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 1:56 pm

Weak as a kitten, Glas. Actually, that's a slur on kittens. Tetley is so weak that adding milk strengthens it.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 01 Aug 2013, 2:31 pm

Go nicely with the Starbucks then? Easier to kill the taste with sugar too.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 2:34 pm

Honestly, you'd think I'd said my favourite coffee was Mellow Bird's!

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 01 Aug 2013, 2:42 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Honestly, you'd think I'd said my favourite coffee was Mellow Bird's!
Laugh 

In what universe does that count as "Coffee"

I'm fast becoming a coffee snob here. and in the world of the coffee snob you can be jailed just for mentioning instant coffee.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 2:52 pm

How early do you have your first cup of the day? I couldn't drink coffee first thing.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 01 Aug 2013, 3:04 pm

Mmmm. That's the best one. Having said that I generally have porridge and some sparkling water with orange juice in it. Get the coffee in on the way to work.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 01 Aug 2013, 3:06 pm

This thread is becoming steadily less random.

Purple bicycle. Balcony. Nuclear weapons. Father Sheamas O'Toole

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 3:07 pm

I like to play my part.

I've said too much! censored 

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 01 Aug 2013, 3:13 pm

I like to play with the parts of others.

However..... Washing line. queen elizabeth the first. palm tree. monkey's knackers.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 3:14 pm

Pickering, any ring.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 3:15 pm

Mary Rose sat on a piñata.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 01 Aug 2013, 3:16 pm

As it used to say in the window of a famous jewlers off grafton st.

"Come in and pick your ring in comfort here"

Wonder why they changed it?

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 3:20 pm

Recovering.

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