The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

[Pal Joey]

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets



Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

[Galted]

Shakespeare & Dickens we're not

[Guest]

Shakespeare & Dickens we're not
I like fake beer and picking my snot

[Galted]

Shakespeare & Dickens we're not
I like fake beer and picking my snot
I write on my balls

[Guest]

Shakespeare & Dickens we're not
I like fake beer and picking my snot
I write on my balls
Well I fight on high walls

[Galted]

Shakespeare & Dickens we're not
I like fake beer and picking my snot
I write on my balls
Well I fight on high walls
and accidentally jizz when I squat

[Guest]

If there's something worth nicking I'll take

[Galted]

If there's something worth nicking I'll take
anything precious I'll break

[Guest]

If there's something worth nicking I'll take
anything precious I'll break
I make children cry

[Galted]

If there's something worth nicking I'll take
anything precious I'll break
I make children cry
with every black eye

[Guest]

If there's something worth nicking I'll take
anything precious I'll break
I make children cry
with every black eye
Then I give them a swim in the lake

[Galted]

Apologies Freek but I'm trashed

[Guest]

Apologies Freek but I'm trashed
I'm on Stella and plan to get smashed

[Galted]

Apologies Freek but I'm trashed
I'm on Stella and plan to get smashed
I'm on Bud & quite hazy

[Guest]

Apologies Freek but I'm trashed
I'm on Stella and plan to get smashed
I'm on Bud & quite hazy
Drink more and go crazy

[Galted]

Apologies Freek but I'm trashed
I'm on Stella and plan to get smashed
I'm on Bud & quite hazy
Drink more and go crazy
I will but I'm way f*****g lashed

[Guest]

[Kenny]

Leaving the pub i did stumble and stagger

[Guest]

Leaving the pub i did stumble and stagger
I looked worse than a p!ssed up Mick Jagger

[Kenny]

Leaving the pub i did stumble and stagger
I looked worse than a p!ssed up Mick Jagger
with my face hanging down to my chest

[Guest]

Leaving the pub i did stumble and stagger
I looked worse than a p!ssed up Mick Jagger
with my face hanging down to my chest
I slumped in a wasps nest

[Kenny]

Leaving the pub i did stumble and stagger
I looked worse than a p!ssed up Mick Jagger
with my face hanging down to my chest
I slumped in a wasps nest
And ended up looking just like Lady Gaga

[Guest]

I think you should just stick to juice

[Kenny]

I think you should just stick to juice
Said Tess Daly to that old man Bruce

[Guest]

I think you should just stick to juice
Said Tess Daly to that old man Bruce
He danced with glee

[Kenny]

I think you should just stick to juice
Said Tess Daly to that old man Bruce
He danced with glee
just to stay on the tv

[Guest]

I think you should just stick to juice
Said Tess Daly to that old man Bruce
He danced with glee
just to stay on the tv
Now his arteries are hanging loose!

[Kenny]

I'm surprised no-one has come forward and said

[Guest]

I'm surprised no-one has come forward and said
Freek and Kenny are actually dead

[Kenny]

I'm surprised no-one has come forward and said
Freek and Kenny are actually dead
they live on a different plain

[Guest]

I'm surprised no-one has come forward and said
Freek and Kenny are actually dead
they live on a different plain
Which is further than Spain

[Kenny]

I'm surprised no-one has come forward and said
Freek and Kenny are actually dead
they live on a different plain
Which is further than Spain
and that they are both a Dart loving Red

[Guest]

[Guest]

We chuck arrows at Man U pics

[Kenny]

We chuck arrows at Man U pics
while sing along to Teenage kicks

[Guest]

We chuck arrows at Man U pics
while sing along to Teenage kicks
We bop and we weave

[Kenny]

We chuck arrows at Man U pics
while sing along to Teenage kicks
We bop and we weave
as we try to retrieve

[Guest]

We chuck arrows at Man U pics
while sing along to Teenage kicks
We bop and we weave
as we try to retrieve
Our Technotronic remix!

[Pal Joey]

So I answered the knock on the door

[Guest]

So I answered the knock on the door
T'was a dancer who rolled with a lady of loose morals

[Pal Joey]

So I answered the knock on the door
T'was a dancer who rolled with a lady of loose morals
So I showed them my Rumba

[Guest]

So I answered the knock on the door
T'was a dancer who rolled with a wh0re
So I showed them my Rumba
Then they had my number

[Pal Joey]

So I answered the knock on the door
T'was a dancer who rolled with a wh0re
So I showed them my Rumba
Then they had my number
When they did their foxtrot on the floor

[Guest]

Mr Liney I've had quite a few

[Pal Joey]

Mr Liney I've had quite a few
Is that really something new?

[Guest]

Mr Liney I've had quite a few
Is that really something new?
You know me too well

[Pal Joey]

Mr Liney I've had quite a few
Is that really something new?
You know me too well
and I think I can smell

[Guest]

Mr Liney I've had quite a few
Is that really something new?
You know me too well
and I think I can smell
The Bacardi mashed up with your poo!

[Pal Joey]

Do you really drink that stuff?

[Guest]

Do you really drink that stuff?
I'll drink anything that's smooth or rough

[Pal Joey]

Do you really drink that stuff?
I'll drink anything that's smooth or rough
The kamikaze approach in other words...

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