The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:03 am

First topic message reminder :

I love you all, not in a massively gay way, apart from Tina obviously.

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by Guest Thu Mar 12, 2015 1:39 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:With regards to that Tino. You'd have to take 70% of that off because of the bullshite factor

What, the trade for your missus or the infidelity list?

Both. The former because cows cant do bullshite they're the wrong gender and the latter because the person answearing hopes the person asking will be impressed by their fictional sexual prowess and offer them a rimjob

Are you suggesting that Seany bullsh*ts about all his sexual conquests?

Bing bong billy

Ask a silly question get a silly answer

The only thing more fictional than seans sexual conquests is tophats weight loss.

At least Toppy has the possibility of losing weight. There isn't a woman alive with such low self esteem/masochistic tendencies to let Sean have a go on her

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:32 pm

DAVE wrote:There isn't a woman alive with such low self esteem/masochistic tendencies to let Sean have a go on her

The French do occasionally...

by Guest Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:45 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE wrote:There isn't a woman alive with such low self esteem/masochistic tendencies to let Sean have a go on her

The French do occasionally...

They're not actually women, just effeminate Frenchmen...or Frenchmen

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:51 pm

DAVE wrote:They're not actually women, just effeminate Frenchmen...or Frenchmen

Whack in a private education and it is bang on type.

by Rowley Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:55 pm

At one point in France Gerard Depardieu was considered quite the heart throb, when one considers that the idea of Sean finding one who is willing to endure him is not completely out of left field.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:02 pm

Jeff kills another one.

by Rowley Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:03 pm

I did make a michaels of it somewhat. Might go on the boxing and start an argument about whose Dad is hardest.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:06 pm

Rowley wrote:I did make a michaels of it somewhat. Might go on the boxing and start an argument about whose Dad is hardest.

The answer is Strongback.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:08 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I did make a michaels of it somewhat. Might go on the boxing and start an argument about whose Dad is hardest.

The answer is Strongback.

I reckon that strongback is the son of imperial ghosty and Katie hopkins. Never met such a spiteful bastard

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:32 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I did make a michaels of it somewhat. Might go on the boxing and start an argument about whose Dad is hardest.

The answer is Strongback.

I reckon that strongback is the son of imperial ghosty and Katie hopkins. Never met such a spiteful bastard

Superfly?

by **Union Cane** Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:41 pm

Billy big banana. I like that.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I did make a michaels of it somewhat. Might go on the boxing and start an argument about whose Dad is hardest.

The answer is Strongback.

I reckon that strongback is the son of imperial ghosty and Katie hopkins. Never met such a spiteful bastard

Superfly?

Maybes he was the first 3 parent child although i dont think double penetration counts.

by **Union Cane** Fri Mar 13, 2015 7:52 am

Fist, benders.

by **superflyweight** Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:07 am

Sicond.

I can confirm that I am not Strongy's dad and nor have I done a sex in or around or on Katie Hopkins or Ghosty.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:10 am

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.

I can confirm that I am not Strongy's dad and nor have I done a sex in or around or on Katie Hopkins or Ghosty.

But you are a spiteful bastard at times.

Morning all.

by Guest Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:17 am

Morning sleety b!tches...as my dad's suffered enough strokes to fell a rhino and still kicking around 25 years later, I reckon he's the hardest (he told me to say that or he's batter me*)

*Tina reads this and weeps gently...lest he provoke the ire of any of his brood

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:41 am

My Dad is Scottish and now lives in England. He is considerably harder than yours, Dave.

by Guest Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:47 am

My dad's from Jamaica and lives in England, Scottish people worship him as "tha almighty broon-faced wun"

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:52 am

DAVE667 wrote:My dad's from Jamaica and lives in England, Scottish people worship him as "tha almighty broon-faced wun"

He'd be too chilled out to take my Dad. My arl mans angry. Pale skinned and angry. Just like superfly.

by Guest Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:38 am

Of all the words I could use to describe my dad, "chilled" would be way waaaaaaay down the list. Even at 85 years old he was kicking up a fuss when I told him the other month that he had to go into a new Nursing Home because the old one was only going to focus on Residential Care.

by **Galted** Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:49 am

My dad's so hard he gave birth to me to keep my mother's minge fresh for love-skewering.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:53 am

Galted wrote:My dad's so hard he gave birth to me to keep my mother's minge fresh for love-skewering.

You were born with a head like Sloth though, weren't you?

by Rowley Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:21 am

Morning all.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:25 am

Rowley wrote:Morning all.

Morning, Jeff. You well?

Sh*t on here again.

by **Galted** Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:33 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:My dad's so hard he gave birth to me to keep my mother's minge fresh for love-skewering.

You were born with a head like Sloth though, weren't you?

It was, apparently, like a gnome's hat that was falling over.

by Rowley Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:36 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Morning all.

Morning, Jeff. You well?

Sh*t on here again.

I'm always well. How are things in the big smoke today?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:47 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Morning all.

Morning, Jeff. You well?

Sh*t on here again.

I'm always well. How are things in the big smoke today?

Full of b*llends. Weather is alright though. Crisp but hazy.

I wonder where Julio is.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:57 am

Probably down by the bookstore.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:09 am

Or having a conference call.

Hopefully he'll be able to break free from it soon.

by Guest Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:17 am

Thought someone had agreed that anyone arranging a conference call on a Friday could be shot...in the face...twice...with a cannon.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:32 am

Water cannon or pellets soaked in vinegar?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:26 pm

Afternoon slags. How goes it?

Galted. Are you Nikolai Valuev

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:24 pm

I'm not Terry Pratchett - that's just fantasy.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:26 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not Terry Pratchett - that's just fantasy.

Where the hell have you been, Jules? I've been frantic with worry.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:30 pm

Aye Julius he's been running round holding his willy in a glass full of seawater and at random points stopping at passers by. Showing em his willy and demanding to know if they've seen a man who looks like It.

by kingraf Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:44 pm

I'm not a white police officer in Ferguson. Just found myself stuck in an elevator with half a dozen women.

by **superflyweight** Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:44 pm

Only 92 posts until I hit the big 4,000. What celebrations should we plan?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:47 pm

superflyweight wrote:Only 92 posts until I hit the big 4,000. What celebrations should we plan?

Has to be EMO. A Culture Cup based EMO poem.

That's the in thing at the moment.

by **Union Cane** Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:02 pm

Crap on here.

by Rowley Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:05 pm

How are TIMC and TILC getting on Union?

by Guest Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:17 pm

superflyweight wrote:Only 92 posts until I hit the big 4,000. What celebrations should we plan?

How about 4000 pints of Buckfast...or as you people call it...a quiet night in!

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:26 pm

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-31855389

I'll be back shortly my wife's been nagging at me to get off my phone for hours. angel

by Guest Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:41 pm

If only Fred Talbot had had one

by **Union Cane** Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:49 pm

Rowley wrote:How are TIMC and TILC getting on Union?

Fist!

Very well thanks Jeff, so much so that I'm allowed to go back to work. Woopie doo.

Woopie? Whuppie? Whoopie? Whuppy? Doo? Do? ?!?!?

by **Union Cane** Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:15 am

Fist! again.

At the risk of sounding like Shah, I do believe that would be described as a double fisting.

What a way to start the week.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:21 am

Yup. Beat me to it. Morning slag, how goes it with Mrs and Junior

by **Union Cane** Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:26 am

All good thanks mate, don't know what kind of state they'll be in when I get home tonight though.

How bizniss an ting with you?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:13 am

Not bad actually, just a little busy at work. Playing games. Dead, even for a monday morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:14 am

Morning Shah/Union how're the good fight/sprog breeding going?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:31 am

Good morning.

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