The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Rowley wrote:Why yes, Alistair, upon reflection I do believe i have been somewhat ignorant and uneducated in my stance on JFK and it is possible there was more than one shooter.

Thanks.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:My mood would best be described as dark today. Might try and wind people up on the off topic section to see if that cheers me up.

I tried to goad Hammersmith on the film section but he blanked me.

I saw that, it was a noble enough effort. Might start an illuminati thread on the off topic, goading onetwo is cheap though, is like challenging me to a 100 metre race.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Worried me to see Tina might have once been in Woburn at the same time as me. 

I'm actually going there a week on Saturday. You want to meet up?

Rowley wrote:My mood would best be described as dark today. Might try and wind people up on the off topic section to see if that cheers me up.

Toppy is at snapping point already - it won't take much to send him absolutely postal. I reckon an article glorifying Corbyn would do the job.

Might do one congratulating the tube workers on their ability to negotiate such favourable salaries and working conditions.  Think he is at the tipping point where he would not even pick up on the fact it was trying to annoy him.

Rowley wrote:My mood would best be described as dark today. Might try and wind people up on the off topic section to see if that cheers me up.

My mood may significantly darken at some point this morning. Made an offer on a flat at the monthly amount they asked for. Was told yesterday that I will get an answer this morning. Obviopusly waiting for a young big titted blonde to offer less and give it to them instead. Or a bummer.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:My mood would best be described as dark today. Might try and wind people up on the off topic section to see if that cheers me up.

I tried to goad Hammersmith on the film section but he blanked me.

I saw that, it was a noble enough effort. Might start an illuminati thread on the off topic, goading onetwo is cheap though, is like challenging me to a 100 metre race.

I'm really enjoying THEM, Jeff. Just powered through the David Icke chapter on the train this morning. Mad as a box of frogs.

superflyweight wrote:

Rowley wrote:My mood would best be described as dark today. Might try and wind people up on the off topic section to see if that cheers me up.

Toppy is at snapping point already - it won't take much to send him absolutely postal.  I reckon an article glorifying Corbyn would do the job.    

He took my calling him a massive c*nt with very good grace.

You're far better at wumming than I am, 'Fly.

It was some sort of Depression Recognition Day ... How Are You Today? or something.
Lots of busty girls in yellow t-shirts accosting anyone who looked a bit down with a "Hello... how are you today?" Must admit I got some early morning wood walking through a railway station. Not a bad idea really... they were quite in everyone's face. No fear whatsoever.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:My mood would best be described as dark today. Might try and wind people up on the off topic section to see if that cheers me up.

I tried to goad Hammersmith on the film section but he blanked me.

I saw that, it was a noble enough effort. Might start an illuminati thread on the off topic, goading onetwo is cheap though, is like challenging me to a 100 metre race.

I'm really enjoying THEM, Jeff.  Just powered through the David Icke chapter on the train this morning.  Mad as a box of frogs.

Glad you're enjoying it, I have read a lot of Ronson's stuff, it is all worth reading but I think Them is his best. Some odd folk kicking around out there.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Rowley wrote:My mood would best be described as dark today. Might try and wind people up on the off topic section to see if that cheers me up.

Toppy is at snapping point already - it won't take much to send him absolutely postal.  I reckon an article glorifying Corbyn would do the job.    

He took my calling him a massive c*nt with very good grace.

You're far better at wumming than I am, 'Fly.

Casually imply that he's racist. It works a treat.

The Loaded Dog wrote:It was some sort of Depression Recognition Day ... How Are You Today? or something.
Lots of busty girls in yellow t-shirts accosting anyone who looked a bit down with a "Hello... how are you today?" Must admit I got some early morning wood walking through a railway station. Not a bad idea really... they were quite in everyone's face. No fear whatsoever.

I'm not a doctor though I'm quite sure that boobs are not medically certified as an anti-depressant.

There is a Minge Lane in Worcestershire.

A Nether Wallop sounds painful.

There's a pub I go past every day on the commute called the Dog Inn.

Alistair wrote:There is a Minge Lane in Worcestershire.

A Nether Wallop sounds painful.

Middle Wallop, Over Wallop and Nether Wallop. Lived a couple of miles down the road from the age of 6. Slightly inbred. There's also an Iron Age fortress there. Great place for playing kick the can when we were young.

I'm surprised we've yet to see a brand of Cider called 'Just In'.

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:There is a Minge Lane in Worcestershire.

A Nether Wallop sounds painful.

Middle Wallop, Over Wallop and Nether Wallop. Lived a couple of miles down the road from the age of 6. Slightly inbred. There's also an Iron Age fortress there. Great place for playing kick the can when we were young.

I saw you posted before about Andover. I'm Salisbury way, Wilton to be precise.

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:There is a Minge Lane in Worcestershire.

A Nether Wallop sounds painful.

Middle Wallop, Over Wallop and Nether Wallop. Lived a couple of miles down the road from the age of 6. Slightly inbred. There's also an Iron Age fortress there. Great place for playing kick the can when we were young.

So you lived in Hampshire from the age of 6? Hampshire on the south coast or the other Hampshire in Yorkshire?

You are as southern as could possibly be.

Hero wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:It was some sort of Depression Recognition Day ... How Are You Today? or something.
Lots of busty girls in yellow t-shirts accosting anyone who looked a bit down with a "Hello... how are you today?" Must admit I got some early morning wood walking through a railway station. Not a bad idea really... they were quite in everyone's face. No fear whatsoever.

I'm not a doctor though I'm quite sure that boobs are not medically certified as an anti-depressant.

I was recently diagnosed as having a slight vitamin D deficiency but I didn't get a close look at what they were carrying. Looked like plastic suitcases with ready information or where to get help brochures. It was a nice positive gesture I thought.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:There is a Minge Lane in Worcestershire.

A Nether Wallop sounds painful.

Middle Wallop, Over Wallop and Nether Wallop. Lived a couple of miles down the road from the age of 6. Slightly inbred. There's also an Iron Age fortress there. Great place for playing kick the can when we were young.

So you lived in Hampshire from the age of 6?  Hampshire on the south coast or the other Hampshire in Yorkshire?

You are as southern as could possibly be.

Good stalking Tina. Sean classes being northern as catching the last five minutes of Emmerdale whilst waiting for the match to come on.

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:There is a Minge Lane in Worcestershire.

A Nether Wallop sounds painful.

Middle Wallop, Over Wallop and Nether Wallop. Lived a couple of miles down the road from the age of 6. Slightly inbred. There's also an Iron Age fortress there. Great place for playing kick the can when we were young.

I saw you posted before about Andover. I'm Salisbury way, Wilton to be precise.

Yes, old man taught at a private school where we lived just outside Andover.

Does Salisbury still have a strip club? Can't remember its name but was seeing a bird who worked there for a while. An Aussie chick, quite mental.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:There is a Minge Lane in Worcestershire.

A Nether Wallop sounds painful.

Middle Wallop, Over Wallop and Nether Wallop. Lived a couple of miles down the road from the age of 6. Slightly inbred. There's also an Iron Age fortress there. Great place for playing kick the can when we were young.

So you lived in Hampshire from the age of 6?  Hampshire on the south coast or the other Hampshire in Yorkshire?

You are as southern as could possibly be.

Good stalking Tina. Sean classes being northern as catching the last five minutes of Emmerdale whilst waiting for the match to come on.

I left when I was 6. I am not Northern but I am a Yorkshireman.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:There is a Minge Lane in Worcestershire.

A Nether Wallop sounds painful.

Middle Wallop, Over Wallop and Nether Wallop. Lived a couple of miles down the road from the age of 6. Slightly inbred. There's also an Iron Age fortress there. Great place for playing kick the can when we were young.

So you lived in Hampshire from the age of 6?  Hampshire on the south coast or the other Hampshire in Yorkshire?

You are as southern as could possibly be.

Good stalking Tina. Sean classes being northern as catching the last five minutes of Emmerdale whilst waiting for the match to come on.

He gave that away. Low hanging fruit that one.

True test of a Yorkshireman is whether you would prefer a pint of Fuller's London Pride or a pint of Tetley.

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:There is a Minge Lane in Worcestershire.

A Nether Wallop sounds painful.

Middle Wallop, Over Wallop and Nether Wallop. Lived a couple of miles down the road from the age of 6. Slightly inbred. There's also an Iron Age fortress there. Great place for playing kick the can when we were young.

I saw you posted before about Andover. I'm Salisbury way, Wilton to be precise.

Yes, old man taught at a private school where we lived just outside Andover.

Does Salisbury still have a strip club? Can't remember its name but was seeing a bird who worked there for a while. An Aussie chick, quite mental.

No, it closed down, the name slips me as well, though i remember it was opposite The Chapel nightclub.

I can only think of one private school, was it Farleigh?

Yep, grew up there. Lovely place. Worked as groundsman there for a year and then in holiday time during Uni.

Yes, it's a lovely school.

Small world, this almost feels like the scene in Band of Brothers were Malarkey meets the Kraut from Oregon just before Spiers shoots him.

There's a Hampton Inn near Fanny Bridge in California.

Alistair wrote:Yes, it's a lovely school.

Small world, this almost feels like the scene in Band of Brothers were Malarkey meets the Kraut from Oregon just before Spiers shoots him.

riCK and I used to frequent the same nightclub back in the day. There is a very strong possibly that we have both fingered the same girls. Possibly on the same night.

That sh*ts all over you and Sean living near each other.

Alistair wrote:Yes, it's a lovely school.

Small world, this almost feels like the scene in Band of Brothers were Malarkey meets the Kraut from Oregon just before Spiers shoots him.

Much more exciting than Runcorn. I never got out to Salisbury much. I think I went to the Chapel a couple of times when young. Did you ever go to Life in Andover?

Lyrics and odd one out please:



Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light, My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
 
Every day it comes to this, Catch the things you might have missed
 
I walked along the avenue. I never thought I'd meet a girl like you; Meet a girl like you. With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
 
So take this wine and drink with me, And let's delay our misery
 
He's got a daughter he calls Easter, She was born on a Tuesday night

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:Yes, it's a lovely school.

Small world, this almost feels like the scene in Band of Brothers were Malarkey meets the Kraut from Oregon just before Spiers shoots him.

Much more exciting than Runcorn. I never got out to Salisbury much. I think I went to the Chapel a couple of times when young. Did you ever go to Life in Andover?

Runcorn was exciting if you liked violence, shoplifting and underage pregnancy.

It takes all sorts, Sean.

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:Yes, it's a lovely school.

Small world, this almost feels like the scene in Band of Brothers were Malarkey meets the Kraut from Oregon just before Spiers shoots him.

Much more exciting than Runcorn. I never got out to Salisbury much. I think I went to the Chapel a couple of times when young. Did you ever go to Life in Andover?

A couple of times way back when. Can't say I have fond memories. A friend of mine lived in Anna Valley, hence knowing Farleigh.

Salisbury isn't a great night out, it depends what you're into. There are some nice bars and pubs which is more my scene. Can't say i'm a fan of being surrounded by idiots in skinny jeans and Miley Cyrus haircuts.

Rowley wrote:Lyrics and odd one out please:



Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light, My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
 
Every day it comes to this, Catch the things you might have missed
 
I walked along the avenue. I never thought I'd meet a girl like you; Meet a girl like you. With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
 
So take this wine and drink with me, And let's delay our misery
 
He's got a daughter he calls Easter, She was born on a Tuesday night

3 i want to say 'Getaway', i remember Bowling for Soup covering it.

Alistair wrote: Can't say i'm a fan of being surrounded by idiots in skinny jeans and Miley Cyrus haircuts.

 Pity, I thought Sean had finally pulled.

Rowley wrote:Lyrics and odd one out please:



Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light, My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
 
Every day it comes to this, Catch the things you might have missed
 
I walked along the avenue. I never thought I'd meet a girl like you; Meet a girl like you. With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
 
So take this wine and drink with me, And let's delay our misery
 
He's got a daughter he calls Easter, She was born on a Tuesday night

1. Eagles - Hotel California
3. I Ran - Flock of Seagulls
5. Sheryl Crow song... the title escapes me

1 is correct, as is three, Five is half right.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Rowley wrote:Lyrics and odd one out please:



Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light, My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
 
Every day it comes to this, Catch the things you might have missed
 
I walked along the avenue. I never thought I'd meet a girl like you; Meet a girl like you. With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
 
So take this wine and drink with me, And let's delay our misery
 
He's got a daughter he calls Easter, She was born on a Tuesday night

1. Eagles - Hotel California
3. I Ran - Flock of Seagulls
5. Cheryl Crow song... the title escapes me

No such thing.

Very good Tina, you have spotted the odd one out. All the other artists contain the names of birds, apart from Flock of Seagulls.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Rowley wrote:Lyrics and odd one out please:



Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light, My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
 
Every day it comes to this, Catch the things you might have missed
 
I walked along the avenue. I never thought I'd meet a girl like you; Meet a girl like you. With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
 
So take this wine and drink with me, And let's delay our misery
 
He's got a daughter he calls Easter, She was born on a Tuesday night

1. Eagles - Hotel California
3. I Ran - Flock of Seagulls
5. Cheryl Crow song... the title escapes me

No such thing.

Yeah I know.

Alistair wrote:

A couple of times way back when. Can't say I have fond memories. A friend of mine lived in Anna Valley, hence knowing Farleigh.

Salisbury isn't a great night out, it depends what you're into. There are some nice bars and pubs which is more my scene. Can't say i'm a fan of being surrounded by idiots in skinny jeans and Miley Cyrus haircuts.

I always wanted to work at the Anna Valley Trout farm. Never replied to my letters....

It wouldn't have been skinny jeans in my day. Life was funny, the bouncers knew me and I was regularly turned away for for being too leathered - mostly on account of there being a step just before the queue line which I repeatedly tripped over.

Rowley wrote:Very good Tina, you have spotted the odd one out. All the other artists contain the names of birds, apart from Flock of Seagulls.

l*l

Is number 4 Morrisey in some incarnation? Miserable get

seanmichaels wrote:Is number 4 Morrisey in some incarnation? Miserable get

Yes, I chose him in tribute to the well known variety of kestrel, the Morrissey.

I thought that was eagle eye cherry save tonight

You'd be right Shah, what with an eagle being a bird.

ShahenshahG wrote:I thought that was eagle eye cherry save tonight

I think you're right. Jeff is taking the p*ss out of Sean.

Told you.

i won't bloody play his quizzes in future with that attitude.

Ahhh. Didn't get the reference as I haven't heard his stuff

Don't be like that Sean, it's only bantz.