The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Feeling particularly morally bereft today mate, hoping to extend the moral emptiness into shenanigans over the weekend!

How goes Jihadi towers this rainy morn?

Pleasant actually, it's Friday so everyone is feeling morally superior prior to the communal prayers. After all the omnipotent lord doesn't know what happens outside of Friday prayers or Ramadan. Its been raining all night but our spy has been doing good work so things are all good

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-mp-gerald-kaufman-accuses-government-of-being-swayed-by-jewish-money-a6712796.html

You know, it's a wonder MP's are accused of being out of touch and of being late to react with prompt realisations like these.

How's things with you?

lol out loud. things are good here mate going to a club tonight where a few of my friends DJ, and then to Newcastle to watch the game tomorrow and catch up with friends so all in all a goodie, just need to get today out of the way, with the stupid people and their stupid questions...

You up to much?

Working today and tomorrow, getting mashed on saturday night and back to work on monday. Same old. Comedy central today in the news.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/obama-administration-attacked-by-condoleezza-rice-over-iran-nuclear-deal-a6714026.html

Former Secretary of State calls the agreement a '$100bn pact to destabilise the Middle East'

If i'd been involved in the mess that the middle east is I'd keep my F*cking mouth shut....but still release videos.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/bb-owner-may-be-forced-to-buy-belize-oil-company-after-her-son-accidentally-purchased-almost-half-of-10245234.html

Poor Woman

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/married-at-first-sight-couple-have-marriage-annulled-eight-months-on-from-meeting-on-channel-4-a6714176.html

Even poorer woman. He's a bummee without a doubt. I could do that woman atop a salami slicer and not worry about missing the entry.

If Rice had got in the White House the world would be a different place right now.

And as for anyone who puts their lives on T.V in a vain hope of Z-List then feck 'em to be honest.

Morning all. Spectre this evening. House to myself tomorrow. Lovely stuff.

On the back of Adam getting on the chase we're applying for eggheads. Adam and I are two of the players, we need another three.

rick_dagless wrote:If Rice had got in the White House the world would be a different place right now.

And as for anyone who puts their lives on T.V in a vain hope of Z-List then feck 'em to be honest.

Bitter Ricko bitter. You know all we need is big brother Paralegal edition and you'll be w*nking off to the high pitched sound of the more narcissistic elements of your (broadly speaking) profession. Filthy Barrister's and a woman vaguely wearing lawyerly clothing and bright red lipstick with the caption 'The Solicitor".

I get the feeling we have been here before Jeffers, but if you are stuck for more intelligent folk, I can dive in.

We're actually going to get our finger out and apply Rick. You're in.

Shah wrote:You know all we need is big brother Paralegal edition and you'll be w*nking off to the high pitched sound of the more narcissistic elements of your (broadly speaking) profession. Filthy Barrister's and a woman vaguely wearing lawyerly clothing and bright red lipstick with the caption 'The Solicitor".

Ah, if only the paralegals were like they are in my gentleman's art films, alas they are more like menopausal hippocrocapigs with a superiority complex, and an inability to comprehend the simplist of tasks...

Jeff wrote:We're actually going to get our finger out and apply Rick. You're in

Fair enough Jeff, what's the worst that can happen? We may just have a random enough meeting story to get in...

Though if we lose I may knife Daphne...

Unless questions included "Best places to dump limbs in plastic bags" or "How to get rid of unpleasant smells in the boot of your car" I'm afraid I'd be no use other than to sit in the audience, glaring at your opponents whilst sharpening a boning knife of a small whetstone.

Speak of dumping limbs, this 5p per bag malarkey means that my hobby is starting to cost me even more than usual.

I am going for Kevin, win and I can dine out on it forever, lose and there is no shame.

Rowley wrote:I am going for Kevin,  win and I can dine out on it forever, lose and there is no shame.

What if the lights go out? You'll glow in the dark due to your continuous exposure to radox and be caged for study for the rest of your life.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-34668176

Chaplin and Keaton would be proud...everyone else would rightly cut this pr!ck to the bone.

DAVE wrote:I'm afraid I'd be no use other than to sit in the audience, glaring at your opponents whilst sharpening a boning knife of a small whetstone.

Could be invaluable in the mind games stakes DAVE.

By the way, are the admins allowing a waiving of CC rules of not meeting or are we having screens between us?

DAVE wrote:Chaplin and Keaton would be proud...everyone else would rightly cut this pr!ck to the bone.

Could be signed up by an Italian football team?

Morning.

Was youtube-ing a few things over the last few days and for some reason 'David Icke destroys Wogan' kept popping up. Finally submitted to watching it this morning. I think Icke could be OneTwo.

Morning sean...

Staying on the quiz theme i have some quizzes for later...

Michaelsed.

Morning Sean and Dave.

Morning shah.

Icke believes you can trace the blood lines of the illuminati through generations. From Egypt through Iraq, into Europe and then the European power families crossed the ocean to the US. He has quite a convincing argument. Denies 9/11 as well.

seanmichaels wrote:Morning shah.

Icke believes you can trace the blood lines of the illuminati through generations. From Egypt through Iraq, into Europe and then the European power families crossed the ocean to the US. He has quite a convincing argument. Denies 9/11 as well.

Mate of mine is quite into all this b*llocks...he even bought a David Ike shirt although it was cleverly designed to mock up the NIKE logo. He actually went to see one of his speeches/shows/gigs and said it was a real endurance test as he spoke for several hours with NO NOTES (or toilet breaks).

Anyway, Ike is crackers...preferred him on Grandstand or whichever sports show it was that he did.

Would like to see a face off between Ike and Dawkins.

"There is no God"
"I'm his son so f*ck you!"

Then it all gets a bit tasty

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE wrote:I'm afraid I'd be no use other than to sit in the audience, glaring at your opponents whilst sharpening a boning knife of a small whetstone.

Could be invaluable in the mind games stakes DAVE.

By the way, are the admins allowing a waiving of CC rules of not meeting or are we having screens between us?

Doesn't worry me, Rick...I'd see you lot but you wouldn't see me...until it was too late!!!!!!

DAVE wrote:Doesn't worry me, Rick...I'd see you lot but you wouldn't see me...until it was too late!!!!!!

Explains a lot to be honest mate, I thought it was a dodgy curry in the pit of my stomach, and all the bodies i trip over were drunk revelers but this makes more sense...

I am on fine michaelsing form today...

I think anyone who posts is at risk of michaelsing at the moment.

Got my fish tank set up and planted last night. Looks good. May get a few fish on Sunday - only allowed 3-4 at the moment.

Do you not have to put stuff in it and wait ages for the Ph to sort its life out before you put fish in there?

Fear not, I shall try and alleviate the pressure by un-Michaelsing you and then re-Michaelsing the thread myself

Morning!

Hope you enjoy The Animal tonight, Jeff. He's a hench man even for a henchman. Did you see that thing in the papers about the producer who has been placing himself in films for years? I didn't read the story as I didn't care but it seems like you would.

Thanks for having my back DAVE (and for not putting a machette through it in Bradford as well)

Morning Alistair/Flipper

rick_dagless wrote:Do you not have to put stuff in it and wait ages for the Ph to sort its life out before you put fish in there?

I thought so - 3 weeks. I have added water conditioner and 'friendly' bacteria. Bird in a specialist aquarium shop said I don't need to wait that long and having 3 or 4 fish in would help.

Morning Rick.

Bond for me tonight, be lucky if i stay awake.

sean wrote:Bird in a specialist aquarium shop said I don't need to wait that long and having 3 or 4 fish in would help.

Buy some cheap fish...

Alistair wrote:Bond for me tonight, be lucky if i stay awake.

I am aiming for Sunday, looking forward to it!

Looking forward to it, but exhausted. Got the 9pm showing.

Disregard (Bond) females
Acquire (Rouble) currency

That's Raf's financial and entertainment tip for the day

Afternooon

kingraf wrote:Disregard (Bond) females
Acquire (Rouble) currency

That's Raf's financial and entertainment tip for the day

Afternooon

Mug old lady leaving post office

That's Dave's financial and entertainment tip for the day

Ii'll take this one for the team, as it is almost soup time and I am in a good mood...

Feck, don't think I've worked as hard as i have this morning in 8 years here. Transferring all the stuff out of our pension to another and the company sec / COO / Head of Ops suddenly decided they want their personal company shares (and the other members of staff's) transferred yesterday. C**ts.

Up your street maybe rick. Power of Attorney's and deed of amendments. Why do they always have to use tw@t language on those forms? Mystifies me.....

sean wrote:Why do they always have to use tw@t language on those forms? Mystifies me.....

There is starting to be somewhat of a backlash in this area to be honest sean, but mainly it is to do with contract normalisation, and as the terms have been around for so long, i.e. when language was effectively different and less diverse, they keep them the same in fear of mis-interpretation.

It is changing slowly however.

Plus we need to make ourselves look clever init

That was only ever going to michaels this thread.

As long as these terms don't ultra vires the law and are considered inter alia I am happy (As I am sure Rick and Superfly have worked out I have no idea what these words mean but saw them on an immigration appeal the other day and thought I'd use them)

Rowley wrote:As long as these terms don't ultra vires the law and are considered inter alia I am happy (As I am sure Rick and Superfly have worked out I have no idea what these words mean but saw them on an immigration appeal the other day and thought I'd use them)

Of course that may be the case, but the dolus eventualis, is that the question in law is always cui bono in this actus reus (I only have a rough idea of what these mean but no clue how they work in a legal spectrum)?

Shoddy use of ultra vires (exceeding legal authority) Jeff but inter alia (amongst other things) was almost on point. Prima facie - a good effort.

I learnt a new word the other day - "uxorious" - it means having or showing a great or excessive fondness for one's wife.

As in - I wanted to partake in some how's your father with the missus the other night so I indulged in some excessive uxoriousness.

Rowley wrote:As long as these terms don't ultra vires the law and are considered inter alia I am happy (As I am sure Rick and Superfly have worked out I have no idea what these words mean but saw them on an immigration appeal the other day and thought I'd use them)

Terms defined in the Shareholders’ Agreement relating to the Company dated on or about ............... between inter alia ........... and the Company as amended, novated, varied and restated from time to time (the “Shareholders Agreement”) shall have the same meaning herein and the following terms have the following meanings:

superflyweight wrote:

As in - I wanted to partake in some how's your father with the missus the other night so I indulged in some excessive uxoriousness.  

Did you buy her a kebab?

I dont know you try and put in some culture...

Anyone want a quiz? (disclaimer: a couple of the questions I may have tested on you before)

ready....

OK Trivia Round:...

What is the common name of the flowering shrub/tree Syringa?

David Potts is the CEO of which major retail chain? (At the time of writing)

Which super hero has had several alter ego's including, Guy Gardener, John Stewart and Hal Jordan?

Give or take 2 years either way, in whch year was the Penny Red Stamp issued?

In England, the law dealing with personal injury and compensation is called Tort law. What is the equivalent called in the Scottish legal system?

How many coloured squares are there on a Rubik's Cube?

Which Professional sport has the highest ration of Officials to players?

Which fast food chain has the most outlets globally?