The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:29 pm

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude

by **Galted** Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:56 pm

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:38 am

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
He dines out on raw bat

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:16 pm

I think I have put Galts in a mood.
The trouble with him, he's a prude
And he's cruel to his cat
He dines out on raw bat
And what his wife does to me is quite rude

by **Galted** Tue Apr 07, 2020 12:52 pm

how dare you discredit my wife!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Apr 07, 2020 1:31 pm

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:40 pm

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova

by **Galted** Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:46 pm

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
And a drunk Sharapova

by **Pal Joey** Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:32 am

how dare you discredit my wife!
I'll defend her, with what's left of my life!
Bend over Galtova
And a drunk Sharapova
From a dungeon somewhere near Fife.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:39 am

What's going on dear folk?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:39 pm

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke

by **Pal Joey** Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:30 pm

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:50 pm

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
my cup picks are failing

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:56 pm

What's going on dear folk?
Nothing, you pithy mopoke
No sirens are wailing
my cup picks are failing
And calling Gayted a 'puff' isn't woke

by **Galted** Thu Apr 16, 2020 4:36 pm

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 16, 2020 5:27 pm

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer

by **Galted** Thu Apr 16, 2020 6:32 pm

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 16, 2020 7:10 pm

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
and so did your sister's

by **Galted** Thu Apr 16, 2020 7:32 pm

I'd forgotten about Gayted the b*mmer
And what you and he did all last summer
my anus had blisters
and so did your sister's
and our rectums both needed a plumber

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 16, 2020 7:42 pm

by **Galted** Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:28 pm

I hope that this thread isn't banned

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:13 pm

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land

by **Pal Joey** Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:32 am

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon May 04, 2020 11:00 pm

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
I swear this is true

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue May 05, 2020 9:10 am

I hope that this thread isn't banned
Or there'd be protests throughout the land
So said the shrew
I swear this is true
Tino's back isn't it grand!

by **Pal Joey** Tue May 26, 2020 9:25 am

Think I might go for a drive

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 27, 2020 3:07 pm

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?

by **Pal Joey** Wed May 27, 2020 4:49 pm

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 27, 2020 5:00 pm

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
and castle excursions

by **Pal Joey** Wed May 27, 2020 5:09 pm

Think I might go for a drive
How many miles? 265?
Not including diversions
and castle excursions
So herd immunity has a chance to revive.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:50 pm

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:09 pm

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown (you might have to google Snowtown)

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:27 pm

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown [size=10](you might have to google Snowtown)
Lets stock up on pasta

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 25, 2020 2:14 pm

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown
Lets stock up on pasta
So that we can outlast a

by **Pal Joey** Tue Aug 25, 2020 4:16 pm

It's time for a rhyme post lockdown
As I pine for a night out in Snowtown
Lets stock up on pasta
So that we can outlast a
Smile on an oversized clown.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 25, 2020 4:35 pm

That one only took a month to complete

by **Pal Joey** Wed Aug 26, 2020 10:15 am

That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Oct 08, 2020 3:10 pm

That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 08, 2020 5:16 pm

That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance
And fall into Holly Vallance

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Oct 08, 2020 6:02 pm

That one only took a month to complete
Said the giant with two tiny feet
He might over-balance
And fall into Holly Vallance
Whose vajazzle tastes rather sweet

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 08, 2020 6:08 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Whose vajazzle tastes rather sweet

l*l out loud!

Shocked

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid.

by **Galted** Thu Oct 08, 2020 8:19 pm

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Oct 08, 2020 8:31 pm

Enough with the off topic chat

by **Galted** Thu Oct 08, 2020 9:29 pm

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
Enough with the off topic chat
It's a limerick, Jules, you tw*t

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Oct 08, 2020 10:43 pm

That's like hearing your Dad tell you about the time he fingered some lass behind the newsagents as a kid
then complaining that your Mum's minge reeks like rotten squid
Enough with the off topic chat
It's a limerick, Jules, you tw*t
Oh my God, I'm a kn0b, I blame Covid

by **Galted** Thu Oct 08, 2020 11:07 pm

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Oct 14, 2020 10:16 am

Sill going! And still on point.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Oct 14, 2020 10:26 am

Sill going! And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Oct 14, 2020 10:48 am

Sill going! And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
Whilst Tino chugged cider

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Oct 14, 2020 10:53 am

Sill going! And still on point.
Said riCK, as he tugged on a joint.
Whilst Tino chugged cider
And remained inside her

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