The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 04 May 2022, 2:47 pm

The split is due up on this thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 04 May 2022, 2:57 pm

The split is due up on this thread
Will it happen before Tino is dead?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 May 2022, 3:20 pm

The split is due up on this thread
Will it happen before Tino is dead?
I'm alive and kicking

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 04 May 2022, 3:31 pm

The split is due up on this thread
Will it happen before Tino is dead?
I'm alive and kicking
Do you want some shoes nicking?

by **Galted** Wed 04 May 2022, 3:57 pm

The split is due up on this thread
Will it happen before Tino is dead?
I'm alive and kicking
Do you want some shoes nicking?
And a chicken to keep you well-fed?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 May 2022, 3:59 pm

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret

by **Galted** Wed 04 May 2022, 6:28 pm

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 05 May 2022, 10:42 am

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
Just tramps, and that, I regret

by **Pal Joey** Thu 05 May 2022, 10:52 am

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
Just tramps, and that, I regret
Cos' I put on too much vinaigrette

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 May 2022, 11:16 am

I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
Just tramps, and that, I regret
Cos' I put on too much vinaigrette
I'd rather eat chips off a suffragette.

by **Galted** Thu 05 May 2022, 11:29 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I don't eat meat, so I'll regret
would you not even nosh off a pet?
Just tramps, and that, I regret
Cos' I put on too much vinaigrette
I'd rather eat chips off a suffragette.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 May 2022, 10:20 am

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 May 2022, 10:45 am

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 May 2022, 10:46 am

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
It's my favourite sauce

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 May 2022, 10:49 am

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
It's my favourite sauce
But it makes my voice hoarse

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 May 2022, 10:52 am

I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
It's my favourite sauce
But it makes my voice hoarse
I can't even be heard through a shoji

by **Galted** Fri 06 May 2022, 11:51 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I can't rhyme with a laughing emoji
But I don't mind a plate of bulgogi
It's my favourite sauce
But it makes my voice hoarse
I can't even be heard through a shoji

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 May 2022, 1:54 pm

It had pincers like a forklift truck

by **Galted** Fri 06 May 2022, 2:31 pm

It had pincers like a forklift truck
And an asrehole like a hockey puck

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 May 2022, 4:19 pm

It had pincers like a forklift truck
And an asrehole like a hockey puck
We know how this rhyme ends

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 May 2022, 5:01 pm

It had pincers like a forklift truck
And an asrehole like a hockey puck
We know how this rhyme ends
But here we're all friends

by **Galted** Fri 06 May 2022, 5:17 pm

It had pincers like a forklift truck
And an asrehole like a hockey puck
We know how this rhyme ends
But here we're all friends
Just like Stipe, Mills, Bill Berry and Buck

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 09 May 2022, 10:55 am

I would have ended with a f*ck

by **Galted** Mon 09 May 2022, 12:11 pm

I would have ended with a f*ck
Me too but I ran out of luck

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 09 May 2022, 3:36 pm

I would have ended with a f*ck
Me too but I ran out of luck
Fell off the old brass again?

by **superflyweight** Mon 09 May 2022, 4:09 pm

I would have ended with a f*ck
Me too but I ran out of luck
Fell off the old brass again?
He paid her in Yen

by **Galted** Mon 09 May 2022, 4:28 pm

I would have ended with a f*ck
Me too but I ran out of luck
Fell off the old brass again?
He paid her in Yen
But I made do with a tramp and a suck

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 May 2022, 2:33 pm

That tramp has PTSD

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 May 2022, 3:19 pm

That tramp has PTSD
And almost certainly an STD

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 14 May 2022, 10:08 pm

That tramp has PTSD
And almost certainly an STD
Is that quid pro quo?

by **superflyweight** Mon 16 May 2022, 10:02 am

That tramp has PTSD
And almost certainly an STD
Is that quid pro quo?
He ain't no ho'

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 May 2022, 10:20 am

That tramp has PTSD
And almost certainly an STD
Is that quid pro quo?
He ain't no ho'
But fairly sure he's LBGT

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 May 2022, 11:56 am

It's an endless, upward spiral,

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 24 May 2022, 2:21 pm

It's an endless, upward spiral,
From bats to monkeys, what's next to go viral?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 May 2022, 9:56 am

It's an endless, upward spiral,
From bats to monkeys, what's next to go viral?
So don't open that box!

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 May 2022, 2:26 pm

It's an endless, upward spiral,
From bats to monkeys, what's next to go viral?
So don't open that box!
'Cos it might be a fox

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 May 2022, 2:17 pm

It's an endless, upward spiral,
From bats to monkeys, what's next to go viral?
So don't open that box!
'Cos it might be a fox
C*nts.

by **superflyweight** Fri 27 May 2022, 2:34 pm

It's an endless, upward spiral,
From bats to monkeys, what's next to go viral?
So don't open that box!
'Cos it might be a fox
Or the fancied race horse Inspiral.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 May 2022, 2:42 pm

C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question

by **superflyweight** Fri 27 May 2022, 3:03 pm

C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 May 2022, 3:15 pm

C*nts or Inspiral, that is the question
Inspiral is unquestionably equestrian
It's a horse of course

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