The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by lostinwales Fri 03 Dec 2021, 12:52 am

It's that time of year again
When kingdoms, they wax and they wane
I dare not a feudal palindrome
I'll just stick my feet up at home

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Dec 2021, 6:14 am

It's that time of year again
When kingdoms, they wax and they wane
I dare not a feudal palindrome
I'll just stick my feet up at home
And open this text message from Tim Paine

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 07 Dec 2021, 10:40 am

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Dec 2021, 11:05 am

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes

by Guest Wed 08 Dec 2021, 9:39 am

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
A drubbing on day one

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Dec 2021, 10:07 am

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
A drubbing on day one
It's all part of the fun

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Dec 2021, 3:44 pm

Yes, it's time once again for the Ashes
'Cos I'm already tired of Big Bashes
A drubbing on day one
It's all part of the fun
Any English optimism crashes.

by lostinwales Wed 08 Dec 2021, 4:00 pm

Christmas parties are lots of fun

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 08 Dec 2021, 4:29 pm

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one

by Guest Sun 12 Dec 2021, 10:27 am

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one
Not long until the lights go out

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 12 Dec 2021, 5:19 pm

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one
Not long until the lights go out
(Just Gareth is Just John, no doubt)

by **Galted** Sun 12 Dec 2021, 5:39 pm

Christmas parties are lots of fun
Only if you can lie about one
Not long until the lights go out
(Just Gareth is Just John, no doubt)
and I've heard Atila's a Hun

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 12 Dec 2021, 5:58 pm

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker

by Guest Mon 13 Dec 2021, 8:36 am

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chainsmoker

by **Galted** Mon 13 Dec 2021, 9:17 am

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chainsmoker
A hundred a day

by **Pal Joey** Mon 13 Dec 2021, 11:11 am

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chainsmoker
A hundred a day
Keeps the Rus' at bay

by Guest Wed 15 Dec 2021, 9:37 am

I heard Atilla was a stockbroker
Budapest’s earliest chain-smoker
A hundred a day
Keeps the Rus' at bay
While singin’, Livin' La Vida Loca

by **Pal Joey** Wed 15 Dec 2021, 9:38 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Jan 2022, 2:01 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Jan 2022, 2:10 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Jan 2022, 2:27 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft
Aren't we both, just

by **Galted** Thu 13 Jan 2022, 2:35 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft
Aren't we both, just
Quite rampant with lust

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Jan 2022, 2:39 pm

I think Just John/Just Gareth has left
Don't know about you, but I'm bereft
Aren't we both, just
Quite rampant with lust
I'm turned on by a palate that's cleft

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Jan 2022, 2:50 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant

by **Galted** Thu 13 Jan 2022, 4:08 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Jan 2022, 4:28 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back

by **Galted** Thu 13 Jan 2022, 4:42 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back
and quinoa out her crack

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Jan 2022, 4:44 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back
and quinoa out her crack
My word, she really is quite lenient.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Jan 2022, 4:44 pm

Who knew Jules was a deviant
that's why his missus is ultra-subservient
He eats chips off her back
and quinoa out her crack
I find that it's quite an alleviant

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Jan 2022, 4:46 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt.

by **Galted** Thu 13 Jan 2022, 5:53 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Jan 2022, 5:58 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
I release the hounds

by **Galted** Thu 13 Jan 2022, 8:08 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
I release the hounds
in local playgrounds

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Jan 2022, 8:17 pm

You're too late Jules, you runt
He's off on the Solihull hunt
I release the hounds
in local playgrounds
And I may even catch 50 C*nt

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 14 Jan 2022, 8:50 am

Clever word play Jules, you rotter

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Feb 2022, 3:53 pm

Clever word play Jules, you rotter
this is the Limerick thread and not a...

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 08 Feb 2022, 3:57 pm

Clever word play Jules, you rotter
this is the Limerick thread and not a...
haven for puns

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Feb 2022, 4:02 pm

Clever word play Jules, you rotter
this is the Limerick thread and not a...
haven for puns
Will you knead my buns?

by lostinwales Tue 08 Feb 2022, 6:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Clever word play Jules, you rotter
this is the Limerick thread and not a...
haven for puns
Will you knead my buns?

They are being served with a pig's trotter

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 08 Feb 2022, 7:21 pm

It's cut & paste, not a quote!

by **Pal Joey** Tue 08 Feb 2022, 8:23 pm

It's cut & paste, not a quote!
Said the boy who looked like a stoat

by **Galted** Tue 08 Feb 2022, 8:53 pm

It's cut & paste, not a quote!
Said the boy who looked like a stoat
then Zouma rushed in

by **Pal Joey** Tue 08 Feb 2022, 9:20 pm

It's cut & paste, not a quote!
Said the boy who looked like a stoat
then Zouma rushed in
and attacked Errol Flynn

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 08 Feb 2022, 9:46 pm

It's cut & paste, not a quote!
Said the boy who looked like a stoat
then Zouma rushed in
and attacked Errol Flynn
and Zorro said LiW was a scrote.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Feb 2022, 9:31 am

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 09 Feb 2022, 9:38 am

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?
A complete @rsehole; simple as that

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Feb 2022, 9:44 am

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?
A complete @rsehole; simple as that
Cat lives matter

by **Pal Joey** Wed 09 Feb 2022, 9:50 am

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?
A complete @rsehole; simple as that
Cat lives matter
Just ask Sepp Blatter

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 09 Feb 2022, 9:56 am

What sort of c*nt drop kicks a cat?
A complete @rsehole; simple as that
Cat lives matter
Just ask Sepp Blatter
I'm not talking to that corrupt tw*t.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 09 Feb 2022, 10:05 am

I once met a girl from Ukraine

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