The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:25 am

First topic message reminder :

I'm not feeling tippity top

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:08 am

I once met a girl from Ukraine
One would assume she then had to complain?

by **Pal Joey** Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:10 am

I once met a girl from Ukraine
One would assume she then had to complain?
Yeah, "Democracy.... too slow!"

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:12 am

I once met a girl from Ukraine
One would assume she then had to complain?
Yeah, "Democracy.... too slow!"
Will Putin strike the fist blow?

by **Pal Joey** Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:19 am

I once met a girl from Ukraine
One would assume she then had to complain?
Yeah, "Democracy.... too slow!"
Will Putin strike the fist blow?
Not sure if Macron can take much pain.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Feb 17, 2022 12:10 pm

Rambo's bow and arrow is great

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 17, 2022 12:37 pm

Rambo's bow and arrow is great
Is he Aaron Ramsey's mate?

by **Galted** Thu Feb 17, 2022 1:35 pm

Rambo's bow and arrow is great
Is he Aaron Ramsey's mate?
It's a far cry from that

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 17, 2022 1:38 pm

Rambo's bow and arrow is great
Is he Aaron Ramsey's mate?
It's a far cry from that
Did he not boot his cat?

by **Galted** Thu Feb 17, 2022 3:23 pm

Rambo's bow and arrow is great
Is he Aaron Ramsey's mate?
It's a far cry from that
Did he not boot his cat?
And his bird cos the c*nt's overweight

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 17, 2022 3:29 pm

She was over the age of consent

by **Galted** Thu Feb 17, 2022 3:38 pm

She was over the age of consent
Then that's twelve million quid poorly spent

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 17, 2022 3:58 pm

She was over the age of consent
Then that's twelve million quid poorly spent
dynamark would agree

by **Galted** Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:05 pm

She was over the age of consent
Then that's twelve million quid poorly spent
dynamark would agree
even if she was three

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:07 pm

She was over the age of consent
Then that's twelve million quid poorly spent
dynamark would agree
even if she was three
He thinks all young girls are for rent

by **Galted** Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:12 pm

by **Pal Joey** Wed Feb 23, 2022 10:15 am

So the rules of the game have now changed,

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:11 pm

So the rules of the game have now changed,
Eastern Europe will soon be rearranged.

by **Galted** Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:34 pm

So the rules of the game have now changed,
Eastern Europe will soon be rearranged
by our own fascist Marx

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:36 pm

So the rules of the game have now changed,
Eastern Europe will soon be rearranged
by our own fascist Marx
From the shop, Marx and Sparks?

by **Galted** Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:40 pm

So the rules of the game have now changed,
Eastern Europe will soon be rearranged
by our own fascist Marx
From the shop, Marx and Sparks?
Shh, I'll be banned if he reads this exchange

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:42 pm

Boris is terrified of Vlad.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 23, 2022 5:26 pm

Boris is terrified of Vlad.
He's dangerous to know, bad and mad

by **Pal Joey** Wed Feb 23, 2022 10:11 pm

Boris is terrified of Vlad.
He's dangerous to know, bad and mad
But he's less scared of Xi

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 24, 2022 10:31 am

Boris is terrified of Vlad.
He's dangerous to know, bad and mad
But he's less scared of Xi
You talking to me?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 24, 2022 11:32 am

Boris is terrified of Vlad.
He's dangerous to know, bad and mad
But he's less scared of Xi
You talking to me?
Can I get a taxi to Leningrad?

by **Galted** Thu Feb 24, 2022 1:50 pm

So sean's got a thing for Lynn Truss

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 24, 2022 2:11 pm

So sean's got a thing for Lynn Truss
Why? She has the face of a bus

by **Pal Joey** Thu Feb 24, 2022 2:18 pm

So sean's got a thing for Lynn Truss
Why? She has the face of a bus
With its front bumper bent

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 24, 2022 2:21 pm

So sean's got a thing for Lynn Truss
Why? She has the face of a bus
With its front bumper bent
She's hardly heaven sent

by **Galted** Thu Feb 24, 2022 2:51 pm

So sean's got a thing for Lynn Truss
Why? She has the face of a bus
With its front bumper bent
She's hardly heaven sent
that's one for his shrink to discuss

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 24, 2022 3:04 pm

By the way, her name is Liz you goon.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 24, 2022 3:31 pm

By the way, her name is Liz you goon.
Lynne Truss likes grammar, you buffoon.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 24, 2022 3:40 pm

By the way, her name is Liz you goon.
Lynne Truss likes grammar, you buffoon.
Do you pronounce it truss?

by **Galted** Thu Feb 24, 2022 5:20 pm

By the way, her name is Liz you goon.
Lynne Truss likes grammar, you buffoon.
Do you pronounce it truss?
oh f*ck off, you c*nts

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 24, 2022 8:36 pm

By the way, her name is Liz you goon.
Lynne Truss likes grammar, you buffoon.
Do you pronounce it truss?
oh f*ck off, you c*nts
Said the man with the sniper rifle (cartoon)

by **Pal Joey** Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:13 am

Matryoshka doll sales have plummeted,

by **Galted** Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:37 am

Matryoshka doll sales have plummeted,
Ukrainian flags are now coveted

by **Pal Joey** Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:40 am

Matryoshka doll sales have plummeted,
Ukrainian flags are now coveted
So let's raise our glasses!

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Apr 27, 2022 5:26 pm

Matryoshka doll sales have plummeted,
Ukrainian flags are now coveted
So let's raise our glasses!
And stick bombs up our asses

by **Pal Joey** Wed Apr 27, 2022 10:53 pm

Matryoshka doll sales have plummeted,
Ukrainian flags are now coveted
So let's raise our glasses!
And stick bombs up our asses
When the victory horns are trumpeted.

by **Galted** Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:51 am

The rhyming's been defenestrated

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 28, 2022 10:58 am

The rhyming's been defenestrated
Has your cat been castrated?

by **Galted** Thu Apr 28, 2022 11:00 am

The rhyming's been defenestrated
Has your cat been castrated?
no, she's been spayed

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Apr 28, 2022 11:11 am

The rhyming's been defenestrated
Has your cat been castrated?
no, she's been spayed
Does she get laid?

by **Galted** Thu Apr 28, 2022 1:04 pm

The rhyming's been defenestrated
Has your cat been castrated?
no, she's been spayed
Does she get laid?
With cats I think the term's 'mated'

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:20 pm

It's jail time for Boris Becker

by **Pal Joey** Sun May 01, 2022 1:46 pm

It's jail time for Boris Becker
Alone in a cell with his pecker

by **Galted** Sun May 01, 2022 3:38 pm

It's jail time for Boris Becker
Alone in a cell with his pecker
It could've been wurst

by **Pal Joey** Mon May 02, 2022 7:31 am

It's jail time for Boris Becker
Alone in a cell with his pecker
It could've been wurst
If the funds he disbursed

by **Galted** Mon May 02, 2022 9:00 am

It's jail time for Boris Becker
Alone in a cell with his pecker
It could've been wurst
If the funds he disbursed
Were boozed up by T'Pau's C Decker

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