The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 7:00 am

I arrived there looking worse for wear
though I hadn't been drinking I swear

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 7:53 am

I arrived there looking worse for wear
though I hadn't been drinking I swear
But my ripped up clothes gave a hint

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:02 am

I arrived there looking worse for wear
though I hadn't been drinking I swear
But my ripped up clothes gave a hint
that I'd had quite a stint

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:09 am

I arrived there looking worse for wear
though I hadn't been drinking I swear
But my ripped up clothes gave a hint
that I'd had quite a stint
Of wrestling a crazed teddy bear

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:08 am

There once was a Mod call Linebreaker

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:11 am

There once was a Mod call Linebreaker
who was quite the mover and shaker

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:15 am

There once was a Mod call Linebreaker
who was quite the mover and shaker.
If you broke the House Rules

by President Trump Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:17 am

There once was a Mod call Linebreaker
who was quite the mover and shaker.
If you broke the House Rules
you'll get a kick in the jewels

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:38 am

There once was a Mod call Linebreaker
who was quite the mover and shaker.
If you broke the House Rules
you'll get a kick in the jewels
And you're dead if you're a trouble-maker.

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:17 pm

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:48 pm

You made my year! (a virtual kick, yes?)

JuliusHMarx had a certain knack

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:53 pm

JuliusHMarx had a certain knack
of writing limericks like a maniac

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:54 pm

JuliusHMarx had a certain knack
of writing limericks like a maniac
He sure could turn out a good phrase

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:56 pm

JuliusHMarx had a certain knack
of writing limericks like a maniac
He sure could turn out a good phrase
Even some making your eyebrows raise

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:00 pm

JuliusHMarx had a certain knack
of writing limericks like a maniac
He sure could turn out a good phrase
Even some making your eyebrows raise
though it was rumoured he did them on crack

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:05 pm

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:06 pm

King Kenny looked over his domain

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:07 pm

King Kenny looked over his domain
while his underlings tried to explain

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:09 pm

King Kenny looked over his domain
while his underlings tried to explain
Then he slammed down his fist

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:10 pm

King Kenny looked over his domain
while his underlings tried to explain
Then he slammed down his fist
and fractured his wrist

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:15 pm

King Kenny looked over his domain
while his underlings tried to explain
Then he slammed down his fist
and fractured his wrist
So he banished them all to Bahrain

by littleswannygirl Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:17 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:18 pm

Away with you all Very Happy

My Crown had started to slip

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:24 pm

Love all these!

My Crown had started to slip
Since the day that I had 'the snip'

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:28 pm

My Crown had started to slip
Since the day that I had 'the snip'
My voice had gone an octave higher

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:50 pm

My Crown had started to slip
Since the day that I had 'the snip'
My voice had gone an octave higher
And I could no longer sire

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:51 pm

My Crown had started to slip
Since the day that I had 'the snip'
My voice had gone an octave higher
And I could no longer sire
and where once I would spurt I'd just drip

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:51 pm

My Crown had started to slip
Since the day that I had 'the snip'
My voice had gone an octave higher
And I could no longer sire
But the chicks still thought I was hip

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 3:03 pm

Double

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 4:52 pm

Since the op i was shooting blanks

by Guest Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:05 pm

Since the op i was shooting blanks
But I'm still draining all of my tanks

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:08 pm

Since the op i was shooting blanks
But I'm still draining all of my tanks
I spend less on tissues

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:09 pm

Since the op i was shooting blanks
But I'm still draining all of my tanks
I spend less on tissues
'Cos I have less issues

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:10 pm

Since the op i was shooting blanks
But I'm still draining all of my tanks
I spend less on tissues
'Cos I have less issues
but don't know how to end w*nks

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:12 pm

Brilliant

by Guest Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:14 pm

Billy Bunting was hunting with Popeye

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:17 pm

Billy Bunting was hunting with Popeye
Out searching on Land Sea and Sky

by Guest Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:20 pm

Billy Bunting was hunting with Popeye
Out searching on Land Sea and Sky
When along came a spider

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:25 pm

Billy Bunting was hunting with Popeye
Out searching on Land Sea and Sky
When along came a spider
Hanging from a web on a glider

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:29 pm

Billy Bunting was hunting with Popeye
Out searching on Land Sea and Sky
When along came a spider
Hanging from a web on a glider
and said "some old lady has swallowed my fly"

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:31 pm

The que at the cinema was long

by Guest Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:33 pm

The que at the cinema was long
Like my tool when it's really on song

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:33 pm

The que at the cinema was long
Like my tool when it's really on song
I don't mean to boast

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:34 pm

The que at the cinema was long
Like my tool when it's really on song
I don't mean to boast
But the Bella twins i did roast

by Guest Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:36 pm

The que at the cinema was long
Like my tool when it's really on song
I don't mean to boast
But the Bella twins i did roast
At the same time whilst wearing a thong.

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:37 pm

The que at the cinema was long
Like my tool when it's really on song
I don't mean to boast
But the Bella twins i did roast
even though it was morally wrong

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:39 pm

The neighbours were having a spat

by Guest Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:41 pm

The neighbours were having a spat
All because of their randy old cat

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:43 pm

The neighbours were having a spat
All because of their randy old cat
It had been with a dirty pussie

by **Galted** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 5:47 pm

The neighbours were having a spat
All because of their randy old cat
It had been with a dirty pussie
and a voyeuristic wussy

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