The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:26 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off....

As all the passengers alighted in China

by **Galted** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:24 am

606v2 is awesome
Like observing a meerkat foursome
on 3d tv

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:30 am

606v2 is awesome
Like observing a meerkat foursome
on 3d tv
In ultra HD

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:17 pm

606v2 is awesome
Like observing a meerkat foursome
on 3d tv
In ultra HD
It sure does alleviate boredom

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:29 pm

The Englishman's home was his castle

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:45 pm

The Englishman's home was his castle
And was off limits to the un-gentrified rascal

by **Galted** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 1:39 pm

The Englishman's home was his castle
And was off limits to the un-gentrified rascal
who he pelted with stones

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 1:48 pm

The Englishman's home was his castle
And was off limits to the un-gentrified rascal
who he pelted with stones
but they bounced off his bones

by **Galted** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:14 pm

The Englishman's home was his castle
And was off limits to the un-gentrified rascal
who he pelted with stones
but they bounced off his bones
and shattered his first metatarsal

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:20 pm

The Shard is a magnificent edifice

by **Galted** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:27 pm

The Shard is a magnificent edifice
and one one's unlikely to miss

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:40 pm

The Shard is a magnificent edifice
and one one's unlikely to miss
you can see it gleaming for miles

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 3:13 pm

The Shard is a magnificent edifice
and one one's unlikely to miss
you can see it gleaming for miles
it charms and beguiles

by **Galted** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 3:21 pm

The Shard is a magnificent edifice
and one one's unlikely to miss
you can see it gleaming for miles
it charms and beguiles
though the cost was perhaps taking the p1 $$

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Jul 2012, 3:22 pm

The Shard is a magnificent edifice
and one one's unlikely to miss
you can see it gleaming for miles
it charms and beguiles
as a pigeon stares down its precipice

by President Trump Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:52 am

606v2 is awesome
Like observing a meerkat foursome
Some might think im a perv

by **Galted** Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:19 pm

606v2 is awesome
Like observing a meerkat foursome
Some might think im a perv
and so clearly deserve

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jul 2012, 1:06 pm

606v2 is awesome
Like observing a meerkat foursome
Some might think im a perv
and so clearly deserve
a whack on my nuts by an oarsman

by **Galted** Mon 23 Jul 2012, 2:02 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:01 pm

The Sun was out and shining

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:19 pm

The Sun was out and shining
But the Seven Dwarves were mining

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:21 pm

The Sun was out and shining
But the Seven Dwarves were mining
Six were really not Happy

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:27 pm

The Sun was out and shining
But the Seven Dwarves were mining
Six were really not Happy
And Dumbo's ears were flappy

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:30 pm

The Sun was out and shining
But the Seven Dwarves were mining
Six were really not Happy
And Dumbo's ears were flappy
And Grumpy wouldn't stop whining

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:16 pm

Garfunkel was tuneless and crying

by **Galted** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:21 pm

Garfunkel was tuneless and crying
Simon was shamelessly spying

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:27 pm

Garfunkel was tuneless and crying
Simon was shamelessly spying
Looking for a lyric to steal

by **Galted** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:29 pm

Garfunkel was tuneless and crying
Simon was shamelessly spying
Looking for a lyric to steal
from Aswad or Seal

by **Kenny** Tue 24 Jul 2012, 5:32 pm

Garfunkel was tuneless and crying
Simon was shamelessly spying
Looking for a lyric to steal
from Aswad or Seal
for that elusive hit they kept on trying

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Jul 2012, 1:03 pm

Is he a "Yes Mam!" or what?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Jul 2012, 1:51 pm

Is he a "Yes Mam!" or what?
Is he stuck up his boss's big bot?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Jul 2012, 2:03 pm

Is he a "Yes Mam!" or what?
Is he stuck up his boss's big bot?
From the scared look on his face

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 25 Jul 2012, 2:15 pm

Is he a "Yes Mam!" or what?
Is he stuck up his boss's big bot?
From the scared look on his face
And the poo I could trace

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Jul 2012, 2:23 pm

Is he a "Yes Mam!" or what?
Is he stuck up his boss's big bot?
From the scared look on his face
And the poo I could trace
I could see he was giving it his best shot.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Jul 2012, 3:05 pm

I was lamenting the loss of my butler

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Jul 2012, 3:37 pm

I was lamenting the loss of my butler
Who had the only keys to access my wet bar

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Jul 2012, 3:41 pm

I was lamenting the loss of my butler
Who had the only keys to access my wet bar
Now my whistle is dry

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Jul 2012, 3:42 pm

I was lamenting the loss of my butler
Who had the only keys to access my wet bar
Now my whistle is dry
And I could do with a clean tie

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Jul 2012, 3:48 pm

I was lamenting the loss of my butler
Who had the only keys to access my wet bar
Now my whistle is dry
And I could do with a clean tie
So if I had a maid I would throttle 'er

by **Kenny** Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:08 am

I was out in the garden last night

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:33 am

I was out in the garden last night
mowing the lawn out of spite

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:48 am

I was out in the garden last night
mowing the lawn out of spite
The neighbours complained

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:50 am

I was out in the garden last night
mowing the lawn out of spite
The neighbours complained
so I had them de-brained

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:14 am

was out in the garden last night
mowing the lawn out of spite
The neighbours complained
so I had them de-brained
And their bodies are stacked out of sight

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:06 pm

by President Trump Thu 26 Jul 2012, 4:46 pm

The bodies have started to smell

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Jul 2012, 4:56 pm

The bodies have started to smell
And their souls are burning in Hell

by Guest Thu 26 Jul 2012, 4:57 pm

The bodies have started to smell
And their souls are burning in Hell
There's a fire up there

by **Galted** Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:07 pm

The bodies have started to smell
And their souls are burning in Hell
There's a fire up there
So you won't have a prayer

by Guest Thu 26 Jul 2012, 5:24 pm

The bodies have started to smell
And their souls are burning in Hell
There's a fire up there
So you won't have a prayer
Is there not anyone we can tell?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Jul 2012, 6:27 am

I arrived there looking worse for wear

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