The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Galted** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:03 pm

Joking I'm not, I just checked
thanks but the limerick's wrecked

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:03 pm

Joking I'm not, I just checked
thanks but the limerick's wrecked
I'm sorry, my bad

by **Galted** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:08 pm

Joking I'm not, I just checked
thanks but the limerick's wrecked
I'm sorry, my bad
come on don't be sad

by **Pal Joey** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:15 pm

Joking I'm not, I just checked
thanks but the limerick's wrecked
I'm sorry, my bad
come on don't be sad
promise I won't tell Andy Schleck

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:24 pm

They say that size doesn't matter

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:42 pm

They say that size doesn't matter
Just as long as your man juice can scatter

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:44 pm

They say that size doesn't matter
Just as long as your man juice can scatter
To the very top of her legs

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:48 pm

They say that size doesn't matter
Just as long as your man juice can scatter
To the very top of her legs
Right through to her eggs

by **Kenny** Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:50 pm

They say that size doesn't matter
Just as long as your man juice can scatter
To the very top of her legs
Right through to her eggs
Now thats some strong baby batter

by Guest Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:57 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:06 am

She finally agreed to a date

by Guest Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:37 am

She finally agreed to a date
After years of rejection, too late!

by **Kenny** Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:38 am

She finally agreed to a date
After years of rejection, too late!
I had already walked up the aisle

by Guest Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:07 pm

She finally agreed to a date
After years of rejection, too late!
I had already walked up the aisle
Then turned back and smiled

by **Kenny** Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:10 pm

She finally agreed to a date
After years of rejection, too late!
I had already walked up the aisle
Then turned back and smiled
And told her " This wont last long , just wait "

by Guest Tue 14 Aug 2012, 2:35 pm

A bigamist walked into church

by **Galted** Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:19 pm

A bigamist walked into church
in the throes of a desperate search

by Guest Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:51 pm

A bigamist walked into church
in the throes of a desperate search
He frantically looked

by **Kenny** Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:03 pm

A bigamist walked into church
in the throes of a desperate search
He frantically looked
For the next wedding he'd booked

by Guest Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:06 pm

A bigamist walked into church
in the throes of a desperate search
He frantically looked
For the next wedding he'd booked
With Emmerdale's own Edna Birch

by **Kenny** Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:10 pm

by **Pal Joey** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 1:15 am

The clown wasn't having much luck

by **Galted** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:40 am

The clown wasn't having much luck
being desperate for a suck

by **Pal Joey** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:57 am

The clown wasn't having much luck
being desperate for a suck
but when he went backstage

by **Galted** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:01 am

The clown wasn't having much luck
being desperate for a suck
but when he went backstage
in a virulent rage

by **Pal Joey** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:19 am

The clown wasn't having much luck
being desperate for a suck
but when he went backstage
in a virulent rage
he perchance met a sexy-billed duck

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 15 Aug 2012, 2:39 pm

The zebra was feeling quite randy

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 2:48 pm

The zebra was feeling quite randy
Because someone had given it shandy

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 15 Aug 2012, 2:51 pm

The zebra was feeling quite randy
Because someone had given it shandy
He was sporting a boner

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 2:57 pm

The zebra was feeling quite randy
Because someone had given it shandy
He was sporting a boner
And loose in Daytona

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 15 Aug 2012, 2:59 pm

The zebra was feeling quite randy
Because someone had given it shandy
He was sporting a boner
And loose in Daytona
He rogered a student called Mandy.

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 3:22 pm

by President Trump Wed 15 Aug 2012, 3:26 pm

Mandy gave birth to a Zebra-boy called Jeff

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 15 Aug 2012, 3:50 pm

Mandy gave birth to a Zebra-boy called Jeff
Who had a knob like a treble clef

by President Trump Wed 15 Aug 2012, 3:51 pm

Mandy gave birth to a Zebra-boy called Jeff
Who had a knob like a treble clef
It swung to and fro

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 3:52 pm

Mandy gave birth to a Zebra-boy called Jeff
Who had a knob like a treble clef
It swung to and fro
With a red tinted glow

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 15 Aug 2012, 3:53 pm

Mandy gave birth to a Zebra-boy called Jeff
Who had a knob like a treble clef
It swung to and fro
With a red tinted glow
And if you looked at it you went deaf.

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:32 pm

Lets try and keep this ditty clean

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:34 pm

Lets try and keep this ditty clean
I really dont know what you mean

by President Trump Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:34 pm

Lets try and keep this ditty clean
I really dont know what you mean
We are as white as snow

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:35 pm

Lets try and keep this ditty clean
I really dont know what you mean
We are as white as snow
Although i have a knob that will occasionaly Glow

by **Galted** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:36 pm

Lets try and keep this ditty clean
I really dont know what you mean
We are as white as snow
Although i have a knob that will occasionaly Glow
& my girlfriend's got a f***ng big bean

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:37 pm

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:38 pm

That's gansta! clap

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:39 pm

That was over and done with quite quick

by **Galted** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:40 pm

at was over and done with quite quick
& had an allusion to Kenny's glowing Tinkywinky
When were are rude it's like committing a sin

by **Galted** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:41 pm

sorry - ignore my previous, tried to combine the two & didn't bank on the auto censor

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:43 pm

That was over and done with quite quick
& had an allusion to Kenny's glowing Tinkywinky
When were are rude it's like committing a sin
And some lines end in the bin

by **Galted** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:45 pm

That was over and done with quite quick
& had an allusion to Kenny's glowing p***k
When were are rude it's like committing a sin
And some lines end in the bin
but we're dynamite the times that we click

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:47 pm

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