The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:54 pm

There's a guy from the council outside

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:55 pm

There's a guy from the council outside
Who's trying to take down my slide

by **Galted** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:56 pm

There's a guy from the council outside
Who's trying to take down my slide
he wears a high-viz

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:57 pm

There's a guy from the council outside
Who's trying to take down my slide
he wears a high-viz
And looks like The Miz

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 4:58 pm

There's a guy from the council outside
Who's trying to take down my slide
he wears a high-viz
And looks like The Miz
And he's doing his job with pride

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 5:04 pm

The order came down from above

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 5:08 pm

The order came down from above
For the Freak and King Ken to make love

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 5:11 pm

The order came down from above
For the Freak and King Ken to make love
I thought that our love could not be

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 5:13 pm

The order came down from above
For the Freak and King Ken to make love
I thought that our love could not be
A mixture of we

by **Galted** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 5:17 pm

The order came down from above
For the Freak and King Ken to make love
I thought that our love could not be
A mixture of we
I'm already lubing the glove

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 5:18 pm

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 8:07 pm

These rude limericks have to STOP!!!

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 8:47 pm

These rude limericks have to STOP!!!
OK

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 8:50 pm

These rude limericks have to STOP!!!
OK, Julius you've caught me on the hop

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:02 pm

These rude limericks have to STOP!!!
OK, Julius you've caught me on the hop
I was trying to be clever

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:07 pm

These rude limericks have to STOP!!!
OK, Julius you've caught me on the hop
I was trying to be clever
Of course mate, whatever!

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:09 pm

These rude limericks have to STOP!!!
OK, Julius you've caught me on the hop
I was trying to be clever
Of course mate, whatever!
Are you saying I've got nothing up top?

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:10 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:21 pm

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:24 pm

I've given the Marx-man the clap

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:26 pm

I've given the Marx-man the clap
Be careful he doesn't respond with a slap

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:27 pm

I've given the Marx-man the clap
Be careful he doesn't respond with a slap
He carries some power

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:30 pm

I've given the Marx-man the clap
Be careful he doesn't respond with a slap
He carries some power
With the flamboyance of Gower

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:30 pm

I've given the Marx-man the clap
Be careful he doesn't respond with a slap
He carries some power
With the flamboyance of Gower
If he hits me I'll bleed like a tap

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:33 pm

The beating left me in tears

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:34 pm

The beating left me in tears
I'll be hospital bound for years

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:35 pm

The beating left me in tears
I'll be hospital bound for years
At least the nurse is fit

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:37 pm

The beating left me in tears
I'll be hospital bound for years
At least the nurse is fit
True, well worth a hit

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:40 pm

The beating left me in tears
I'll be hospital bound for years
At least the nurse is fit
True, well worth a hit
Like a young Britney Spears

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:44 pm

I remember when pop music rocked

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:45 pm

I remember when pop music rocked
And when good porn sites weren't blocked

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:47 pm

I remember when pop music rocked
And when good porn sites weren't blocked
Now it's all about Twitter

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:47 pm

I remember when pop music rocked
And when good porn sites weren't blocked
Now it's all about Twitter
And not Gary Glitter

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:51 pm

I remember when pop music rocked
And when good porn sites weren't blocked
Now it's all about Twitter
And not Gary Glitter
And threads saying 'f*ck off' get locked

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:52 pm

I remember when pop music rocked
And when good porn sites weren't blocked
Now it's all about Twitter
And not Gary Glitter
Who needs to be electrically shocked

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:53 pm

Maybe we should try an do a clean one

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:55 pm

Maybe we should try do a clean one
Ok Kenny I'll show you my green gun

by **Kenny** Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:34 pm

Maybe we should try do a clean one
Ok Kenny I'll show you my green gun
I hope that things fully loaded

by Guest Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:55 pm

Maybe we should try do a clean one
Ok Kenny I'll show you my green gun
I hope that things fully loaded
Jesus Christ it's imploded!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Aug 2012, 1:10 am

Maybe we should try do a clean one
Ok Kenny I'll show you my green gun
I hope that things fully loaded
Jesus Christ it's imploded!
It's shot me and made my spleen run

by Guest Thu 16 Aug 2012, 1:32 am

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:35 am

While out with a girl in the woods

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:52 am

While out with a girl in the woods
I unzipped and flopped out my goods

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:54 am

While out with a girl in the woods
I unzipped and flopped out my goods
She smiled with a toothless grin

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:55 am

While out with a girl in the woods
I unzipped and flopped out my goods
She smiled with a toothless grin
And wriggled her wart-ridden chin

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:56 am

While out with a girl in the woods
I unzipped and flopped out my goods
She smiled with a toothless grin
And wriggled her wart-ridden chin
As i managed to empty my spuds

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:57 am

The cleaner looked at me with disgust

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:02 am

The cleaner looked at me with disgust
At the spunk i'd shot on her bust

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:05 am

The cleaner looked at me with disgust
At the spunk i'd shot on her bust
It splattered then trickled

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:07 am

The cleaner looked at me with disgust
At the spunk i'd shot on her bust
It splattered then trickled
And after an hour it pickled

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