The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul - 16:48

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 Aug - 10:10

The cleaner looked at me with disgust
At the spunk i'd shot on her bust
It splattered then trickled
And after an hour it pickled
and that was just pre-cum from lust

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 10:11

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 10:12

All this liquid had made her chain rusty

by **Galted** Thu 16 Aug - 10:21

All this liquid had made her chain rusty
& the excitement had made my a**e gusty

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 10:23

All this liquid had made her chain rusty
& the excitement had made my a**e gusty
All the wind had me covered in rust flakes

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Aug - 10:25

All this liquid had made her chain rusty
& the excitement had made my a**e gusty
All the wind had me covered in flakes
She certainly had what it takes

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 10:26

All this liquid had made her chain rusty
& the excitement had made my a**e gusty
All the wind had me covered in flakes
She certainly had what it takes
To leave me feeling all crusty

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 16 Aug - 10:48

I had a job interview with a tranny

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Aug - 10:59

I had a job interview with a tranny
"A transistor radio?" asked my nanny

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 11:00

I had a job interview with a tranny
"A transistor radio?" asked my nanny
"No" i replied " One of those men in a dress "

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 16 Aug - 11:17

had a job interview with a tranny
"A transistor radio?" asked my nanny
"No" i replied " One of those men in a dress "
"Oh right," she said, "I must confess

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Aug - 11:26

I had a job interview with a tranny
"A transistor radio?" asked my nanny
"No" i replied " One of those men in a dress "
"Oh right," she said, "I must confess.
Where I once had a dick, I've a fanny"

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 11:29

Grans secret was finally out

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 16 Aug - 11:54

Grans secret was finally out
With a groin that smelt like a trout

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 12:10

Grans secret was finally out
With a groin that smelt like a trout
She said she found Grandad dishy

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 16 Aug - 12:20

Grans secret was finally out
With a groin that smelt like a trout
She said she found Grandad dishy
So she chopped off her swishy

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 12:35

Grans secret was finally out
With a groin that smelt like a trout
She said she found Grandad dishy
So she chopped off her swishy
And gave it to him as present , no doubt

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Aug - 12:49

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 12:57

Come with me on a journey in time

by Josiah Maiestas Thu 16 Aug - 13:03

Come with me on a journey in time
take a glass of orange, or fill it up with wine

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 Aug - 13:04

Come with me on a journey in time
take a glass of orange, or fill it up with wine
Then go sit in your favourite easy chair

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 13:07

Come with me on a journey in time
take a glass of orange, or fill it up with wine
Then go sit in your favourite easy chair
And listen to Paddington Bear

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Aug - 13:11

Come with me on a journey in time
take a glass of orange, or fill it up with wine
Then go sit in your favourite easy chair
And listen to Paddington Bear
And if you want to jack off then that's fine

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 13:12

trust you

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 Aug - 13:20

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 13:21

The ceiling now had a hole

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 Aug - 13:23

The ceiling now had a hole
But the boiler was fixed now, lol

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 13:28

The ceiling now had a hole
But the boiler was fixed now, lol
As consolations go thats not good

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 Aug - 13:32

The ceiling now had a hole
But the boiler was fixed now, lol
As consolations go thats not good
So where is the bloke now stood?

by President Trump Thu 16 Aug - 13:36

The ceiling now had a hole
But the boiler was fixed now, lol
As consolations go thats not good
So where is the bloke now stood?
He's down the job centre collecting his dole

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 13:36

The ceiling now had a hole
But the boiler was fixed now, lol
As consolations go thats not good
So where is the bloke now stood?
On the toilet with his foot in the bowl

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 16 Aug - 15:53

I was waiting at the lights

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 15:55

I was waiting at the lights
After making a series of rights

by Guest Thu 16 Aug - 15:58

I was waiting at the lights
After making a series of rights
And there she stood

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 15:59

I was waiting at the lights
After making a series of rights
And there she stood
With a flick knife and wearing a hood

by Guest Thu 16 Aug - 16:00

I was waiting at the lights
After making a series of rights
And there she stood
With a flick knife and wearing a hood
In burgundy fishnet tights

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 16:02

In her get up she looked rather tarty

by Guest Thu 16 Aug - 16:03

In her get up she looked rather tarty
In her bag was a red melted smartie

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 16:05

In her get up she looked rather tarty
In her bag was a red melted smartie
It was dripping all over her money

by Guest Thu 16 Aug - 16:07

In her get up she looked rather tarty
In her bag was a red melted smartie
It was dripping all over her money
Which I found quite funny

by **Kenny** Thu 16 Aug - 16:08

In her get up she looked rather tarty
In her bag was a red melted smartie
It was dripping all over her money
Which I found quite funny
But it ruined her photo of nude Russell Harty

by Guest Thu 16 Aug - 22:19

I'm sat all alone with my beer

by **Pal Joey** Fri 17 Aug - 1:44

I'm sat all alone with my beer
At the top of the upper-most tier

by Guest Fri 17 Aug - 2:01

I'm sat all alone with my beer
At the top of the upper-most tier
It's a mighty long view

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug - 9:05

I'm sat all alone with my beer
At the top of the upper-most tier
It's a mighty long view
And between me and you

by **Galted** Fri 17 Aug - 9:15

I'm sat all alone with my beer
At the top of the upper-most tier
It's a mighty long view
And between me and you
I've been left all alone 'cos I'm qu*er

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug - 9:20

by Guest Fri 17 Aug - 11:45

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug - 12:49

Who's going down and who's staying up ?

by **Galted** Fri 17 Aug - 12:51

Who's going down and who's staying up ?
who'll win the league & who'll win the cup?

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