The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:57 pm

Who's going down and who's staying up ?
who'll win the league & who'll win the cup?
Will your team be winners and prevail ?

by **Galted** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 1:20 pm

Who's going down and who's staying up ?
who'll win the league & who'll win the cup?
Will your team be winners and prevail ?
or do a Birmingham & miserably fail?

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 1:35 pm

Who's going down and who's staying up ?
who'll win the league & who'll win the cup?
Will your team be winners and prevail ?
or do a Birmingham & miserably fail?
Just hope your side doesn't sign Duncan Jupp

by **Galted** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 1:39 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 1:42 pm

Can Rooney form a partnership with RVP ?

by **Galted** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 1:58 pm

Can Rooney form a partnership with RVP ?
or will both be crocked as usual with an injury?

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 2:00 pm

Can Rooney form a partnership with RVP ?
or will both be crocked as usual with an injury?
Will their huge egos clash ?

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 2:04 pm

Can Rooney form a partnership with RVP ?
or will both be crocked as usual with an injury?
Will their huge egos clash ?
Will they get by okay with their cash?

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 2:12 pm

Can Rooney form a partnership with RVP ?
or will both be crocked as usual with an injury?
Will their huge egos clash ?
Will they get by okay with their cash?
Or will they both end up shagging poor old Nani ?

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 2:13 pm

by Josiah Maiestas Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:09 pm

I once walked The Great Wall of China

by **Galted** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:14 pm

I once walked The Great Wall of China
& most of North Carolina

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:15 pm

I once walked The Great Wall of China
& most of North Carolina
I finished in Spain

by **Galted** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:17 pm

I once walked The Great Wall of China
& most of North Carolina
I finished in Spain
& then flew to Ukraine

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:19 pm

I once walked The Great Wall of China
& most of North Carolina
I finished in Spain
& then flew to Ukraine
Where I purchased a rotting recliner

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:20 pm

random

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:24 pm

I can't believe none of you used 'vagina'!

by **Galted** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:25 pm

I can't believe none of you used 'vagina'!
or started with 'French Indochina'

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:26 pm

I can't believe none of you used 'vagina'!
or started with 'French Indochina'
Ok cowabunga

by Josiah Maiestas Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:28 pm

I can't believe none of you used 'vagina'!
or started with 'French Indochina'
Ok cowabunga
No fruit gave me hunger

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:29 pm

I can't believe none of you used 'vagina'!
or started with 'French Indochina'
Ok cowabunga
No fruit gave me hunger
While travelling on a cruise liner

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:35 pm

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:36 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:42 pm

Staying calm is really a test

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:44 pm

Staying calm is really a test
When she's mad cos you looked at her chest

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:47 pm

Staying calm is really a test
When she's mad cos you looked at her chest
But her boobs are just so bloody big

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:51 pm

Staying calm is really a test
When she's mad cos you looked at her chest
But her boobs are just so bloody big
Her left nipple's a twig

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:53 pm

Staying calm is really a test
When she's mad cos you looked at her chest
But her boobs are just so bloody big
Her left nipple's a twig
And her cleavage has room for a guest ( my schlong )

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 3:54 pm

Schlong!!! I'm using that bad boy!

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 4:04 pm

Schlong!!! I'm using that bad boy!
Said the Nun about her new sex toy

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 4:13 pm

Schlong!!! I'm using that bad boy!
Said the Nun about her new sex toy
God didn't approve

by **Galted** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 4:57 pm

Schlong!!! I'm using that bad boy!
Said the Nun about her new sex toy
God didn't approve
& sealed up her groove

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 5:38 pm

Schlong!!! I'm using that bad boy!
Said the Nun about her new sex toy
God didn't approve
& sealed up her groove
With the helmet of Tony McCoy

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:22 pm

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:23 pm

We laugh, we clap, we write

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:26 pm

We laugh, we clap, we write
And it's usually a real load of shoite

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:29 pm

We laugh, we clap, we write
And it's usually a real load of shoite
Who cares? It's such fun

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:30 pm

We laugh, we clap, we write
And it's usually a real load of shoite
Who cares? It's such fun
To make a lyrical pun

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:50 pm

We laugh, we clap, we write
And it's usually a real load of shoite
Who cares? It's such fun
To make a lyrical pun
And blast other rhymes out of sight

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:51 pm

Bravo

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:51 pm

So lets show them that we are the best

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:52 pm

Oh why in the hell aren't we paid?

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:54 pm

Oh why in the hell aren't we paid?
For the quality rhymes that are made

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:55 pm

Oh why in the hell aren't we paid?
For the quality rhymes that are made
Us guys should be rich

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:56 pm

Oh why in the hell aren't we paid?
For the quality rhymes that are made
Us guys should be rich
But there is a slight hitch

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:59 pm

Oh why in the hell aren't we paid?
For the quality rhymes that are made
Us guys should be rich
But there is a slight hitch
I've buried our work, where's my spade?

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:02 pm

Now lets show them that we are the best

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:03 pm

Now lets show them that we are the best
By announcing there's hair on our chest

by **Kenny** Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:06 pm

Now lets show them that we are the best
By announcing there's hair on our chest
It's the sign you are finally a man

by Guest Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:07 pm

Now lets show them that we are the best
By announcing there's hair on our chest
It's the sign you are finally a man
From Afghanistan

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