My Perfect Heavyweight...

First topic message reminder :

Jab - Larry Holmes

Durability - James Jeffries

Hand speed - Tony Tubbs

Footwork - Jersey Joe Walcott..

Chin - Tex Cobb

body puncher - Rocky Marciano

Left hook - Joe Frazier

Right hook - George Foreman

Straight right - Joe Louis

Combination puncher - Muhammad Ali

Ring smarts - Jack Johnson

Heart - Tommy Burns

Conditioning - Evander Holyfield.

Defence - Jack Johnson..

Intimidation Factor - Joe Louis..

Compactability - Lennox Lewis..

Entertainment - Evander Holyfield..

Holyfield is a heavyweight..

No sh|t! Here's me thinking you didnt have a clue aswell.

Am sorry

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Drinking last night, Shah ???

chewing oin some khat

I'm calling your RSPCA

Brilliant concept BTW.

Some more lists would be be great so we can collate the results to create the perfect boxer; kind of Wierd Science style.... mmmmmmm...kelly lebrock

I don't see why we need to keep this to heavyweight either.

Maybe try the perfect fighter...next!!

Weird science...remember when it came out.......and the film as well!!

I just think we don't need to rush it?

If we went through each of the the weights then it could become quite a fun, informative and long running series

... culminating in the finale...the perfect fighter!

Do it Mate.......I'll contribute.....

Six Curry's at welter...........

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Do it Mate.......I'll contribute.....

Six Curry's at welter...........

Is there a biggest quitter criterion?

The Doctor stopped the fight.......

Only when Don started crying.

Rowley wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Do it Mate.......I'll contribute.....

Six Curry's at welter...........

Is there a biggest quitter criterion?

Or a 'being weight drained one'. Or a 'described by Mills, McCrory and Starling as the best technical boxer they ever saw / faced' one.

Wow..you are sticking the boot in....

Against the law for a fighter to shake his head is it??...After a deliberate headbutt..

You forgot Breland...Duke Mckenzie and Mills Lane who all considered him the best technically..

Knew how to win a round against starling too...

Must do better next time..

ShahenshahG wrote:

88Chris05 wrote:If Audley goes back to that drawing board one more time there's going to be a national shortage of chalk, Superfly.

Aye though thats only half the reason for the shortage - the other reason would be the police drawing chalk outlines of him everytime they thought he was dead.

That sir was ball-boucingly funny.

andygf wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

88Chris05 wrote:If Audley goes back to that drawing board one more time there's going to be a national shortage of chalk, Superfly.

Aye though thats only half the reason for the shortage - the other reason would be the police drawing chalk outlines of him everytime they thought he was dead.

That sir was ball-boucingly funny.

So who told you?

Been a while since my balls bounced...

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Been a while since my balls bounced...

Is that because they are wrapped airtight against your shaft after years of steroid abuse?

That and weak beer!!

Vanessa Feltz as I reckon she'd make more of an effort than Dawn French.....

By the way I've just been called a "racist" in black and white on another thread...

Good job I'm not the vindictive suing type !!!!!

Just vindictive...

88Chris05 wrote:

Rowley wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Do it Mate.......I'll contribute.....

Six Curry's at welter...........

Is there a biggest quitter criterion?

Or a 'being weight drained one'. Or a 'described by Mills, McCrory and Starling as the best technical boxer they ever saw / faced' one.

Or 'what should you eat each day with popadums and dips to get to heavyweight'