The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **Galted** Sat 01 Jun 2013, 4:35 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 01 Jun 2013, 4:39 pm

Some women like a bald headed man

by Guest Sat 01 Jun 2013, 4:55 pm

Some women like a bald headed man
Whilst others like Desperate Dan

by **Kenny** Sat 01 Jun 2013, 5:02 pm

Some women like a bald headed man
Whilst others like Desperate Dan
But mine she just likes them all

by Guest Sat 01 Jun 2013, 5:16 pm

Some women like a bald headed man
Whilst others like Desperate Dan
But mine she just likes them all
Why be fussy? Good call

by **Kenny** Sat 01 Jun 2013, 5:19 pm

Some women like a bald headed man
Whilst others like Desperate Dan
But mine she just likes them all
Why be fussy? Good call
She's anyone's after the 8th can

by Guest Sat 01 Jun 2013, 5:21 pm

Send her to me I feel Randy!

by **Kenny** Sat 01 Jun 2013, 5:26 pm

Send her to me I feel Randy!
I can't she's with my mate Andy

by Guest Sat 01 Jun 2013, 5:29 pm

Send her to me I feel Randy!
I can't she's with my mate Andy
The absolute filth!

by **Kenny** Sat 01 Jun 2013, 5:34 pm

Send her to me I feel Randy!
I can't she's with my mate Andy
The absolute filth!
My friends thinks she's a Milf

by Guest Sat 01 Jun 2013, 5:41 pm

Send her to me I feel Randy!
I can't she's with my mate Andy
The absolute filth!
My friends thinks she's a Milf
Whilst my wife's a dead ringer for Ghandi!

by **Kenny** Sat 01 Jun 2013, 11:01 pm

by Guest Sat 01 Jun 2013, 11:17 pm

I think I'll have 6 for the road

by **Kenny** Sat 01 Jun 2013, 11:19 pm

I think I'll have 6 for the road
and then i'm shooting my load

by Guest Sat 01 Jun 2013, 11:22 pm

I think I'll have 6 for the road
and then i'm shooting my load
My doll too has needs

by **Kenny** Sat 01 Jun 2013, 11:24 pm

I think I'll have 6 for the road
and then i'm shooting my load
My doll too has needs
but i prefer stuff that bleeds

by Guest Sat 01 Jun 2013, 11:30 pm

I think I'll have 6 for the road
and then i'm shooting my load
My doll too has needs
but i prefer stuff that bleeds
That's right folks Kenny's in psycho mode!

by **Kenny** Sat 01 Jun 2013, 11:40 pm

When the monthly demons arrive

by Guest Sat 01 Jun 2013, 11:50 pm

When the monthly demons arrive
We'll be lucky to come out alive

by **Kenny** Sat 01 Jun 2013, 11:52 pm

When the monthly demons arrive
We'll be lucky to come out alive
But i think there should still be some loving

by Guest Sat 01 Jun 2013, 11:59 pm

When the monthly demons arrive
We'll be lucky to come out alive
But i think there should still be some loving
And lyrical shoving

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:02 am

When the monthly demons arrive
We'll be lucky to come out alive
But i think there should still be some loving
And lyrical shoving
As my conjugal rights she can't deprive

by Guest Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:03 am

We're not perfect in fact we're quite wrong

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:05 am

We're not perfect in fact we're quite wrong
but our limericks are really quite strong

by Guest Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:06 am

We're not perfect in fact we're quite wrong
but our limericks are really quite strong
We were born with a gift

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:08 am

We're not perfect in fact we're quite wrong
but our limericks are really quite strong
We were born with a gift
to enable spirits to lift

by Guest Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:13 am

We're not perfect in fact we're quite wrong
but our limericks are really quite strong
We were born with a gift
to enable spirits to lift
And we love a good game of ping pong

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:15 am

You know when your on a good role

by Guest Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:18 am

You know when your on a good role
When it slips without pain in the hole

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:19 am

You know when your on a good role
When it slips without pain in the hole
it's so wet it misses the sides

by Guest Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:21 am

You know when your on a good role
When it slips without pain in the hole
it's so wet it misses the sides
And makes great strides

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:22 am

You know when your on a good role
When it slips without pain in the hole
it's so wet it misses the sides
And makes great strides
As i imagine it's with Cheryl Cole

by Guest Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:23 am

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:28 am

My mouths watering just at the thought

by Guest Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:32 am

My mouths watering just at the thought
Of my nipples being shown in the Sport

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:38 am

My mouths watering just at the thought
Of my nipples being shown in the Sport
The Sport was my paper of choice

by Guest Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:41 am

My mouths watering just at the thought
Of my nipples being shown in the Sport
The Sport was my paper of choice
Now i just watch the Voice

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:43 am

My mouths watering just at the thought
Of my nipples being shown in the Sport
The Sport was my paper of choice
Now i just watch the Voice
In the hope of a nude Jessie J shot might be caught

by Guest Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:47 am

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:48 am

I wonder if it's shaved like her head ?

by Guest Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:55 am

I wonder if it's shaved like her head ?
I'd go under and stay by her bed

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 12:57 am

I wonder if it's shaved like her head ?
I'd go under and stay by her bed
As long as i don't get a rash

by **Pal Joey** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 3:29 am

I wonder if it's shaved like her head ?
I'd go under and stay by her bed
As long as i don't get a rash
When I make my big splash

by Shot 21 LCFC Sun 02 Jun 2013, 10:55 am

I wonder if it's shaved like her head ?
I'd go under and stay by her bed
As long as i don't get a rash
When I make my big splash
I hope Im not covered in red

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 11:44 am

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 11:45 am

All i can say is i want it right now

by Guest Sun 02 Jun 2013, 1:19 pm

All i can say is i want it right now
I'm so hungry me need to bite cow

by **Kenny** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 1:20 pm

All i can say is i want it right now
I'm so hungry me need to bite cow
you need something to get your teeth in ?

by Guest Sun 02 Jun 2013, 1:34 pm

All i can say is i want it right now
I'm so hungry me need to bite cow
you need something to get your teeth in ?
I do, lets go feasting

by **Pal Joey** Sun 02 Jun 2013, 1:39 pm

All i can say is i want it right now
I'm so hungry me need to bite cow
you need something to get your teeth in ?
I do, lets go feasting
But just let me get rid of this plough

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