The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:31 pm

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri 17 May 2013, 7:54 am

I have the honour of starting the first!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 17 May 2013, 8:13 am

I have the honour of starting the first!
Just like the brave Emmeline Pankhurst

by **Galted** Fri 17 May 2013, 9:04 am

I have the honour of starting the first!
Just like the brave Emmeline Pankhurst
I've come in third

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 May 2013, 9:22 am

I have the honour of starting the first!
Just like the brave Emmeline Pankhurst
I've come in third
And now I've been lured

by **Pal Joey** Fri 17 May 2013, 10:35 am

I have the honour of starting the first!
Just like the brave Emmeline Pankhurst
I've come in third
And now I've been lured
like a camel in drought with no thirst

by **Galted** Fri 17 May 2013, 11:34 am

there once was a man from Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

by **Pal Joey** Fri 17 May 2013, 11:47 am

there once was a man from Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
who apparently................................................................................. lost his left shoe

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 May 2013, 11:49 am

there once was a man from Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
who apparently lost his left shoe
So he asked a man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch what to do

by **Galted** Fri 17 May 2013, 11:54 am

there once was a man from Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
who apparently................................................................................. lost his left shoe
to worsen his plight
he wasn't too bright
So he asked a man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch what to do

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 May 2013, 12:03 pm

Well done

by **Pal Joey** Fri 17 May 2013, 12:04 pm

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri 17 May 2013, 12:10 pm

Then there was a man from Hull

by **Galted** Fri 17 May 2013, 12:15 pm

Then there was a man from Hull
whose wife was exceedingly dull

by **Pal Joey** Fri 17 May 2013, 12:19 pm

Then there was a man from Hull
whose wife was exceedingly dull
so to spicen things up

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 May 2013, 12:26 pm

Then there was a man from Hull
whose wife was exceedingly dull
so to spicen things up
He decided to sup

by **Pal Joey** Fri 17 May 2013, 12:27 pm

Then there was a man from Hull
whose wife was exceedingly dull
so to spicen things up
He decided to sup
with her and a crack-ho from Poole

by Guest Fri 17 May 2013, 4:35 pm

I've got Crack, I've got weed, I've got beer

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 May 2013, 4:58 pm

I've got Crack, I've got weed, I've got beer
And tonight I debut as King Lear

by **Pal Joey** Fri 17 May 2013, 5:00 pm

I've got Crack, I've got weed, I've got beer
And tonight I debut as King Lear
Not to mention the after party

by Guest Fri 17 May 2013, 5:37 pm

I've got Crack, I've got weed, I've got beer
And tonight I debut as King Lear
Not to mention the after party
I'll glow like a smartie

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 May 2013, 6:35 pm

I've got Crack, I've got weed, I've got beer
And tonight I debut as King Lear
Not to mention the after party
I'll glow like a smartie
And pretend I'm a young Richard Gere

by Guest Fri 17 May 2013, 6:39 pm

This is serious guys, I've just died

by **Galted** Fri 17 May 2013, 6:42 pm

This is serious guys, I've just died
Awwww Freek you've got me snot-eyed

by Guest Fri 17 May 2013, 7:07 pm

This is serious guys, I've just died
Awwww Freek you've got me snot-eyed
My taxi awaits

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 May 2013, 9:45 pm

This is serious guys, I've just died
Awwww Freek you've got me snot-eyed
My taxi awaits
But not Heaven's Gates

by Guest Fri 17 May 2013, 9:46 pm

This is serious guys, I've just died
Awwww Freek you've got me snot-eyed
My taxi awaits
But not Heaven's Gates
No I'm helling it up with your bride!

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 May 2013, 10:29 pm

To be frank Freek, friggin' take her

by **Pal Joey** Sat 18 May 2013, 1:40 am

To be frank Freek, friggin' take her
She's a fairly obsessive home-maker

by **Galted** Sat 18 May 2013, 6:48 pm

To be frank Freek, friggin' take her
She's a fairly obsessive home-maker
though her cooking is sh1te

by Guest Sat 18 May 2013, 7:51 pm

To be frank Freek, friggin' take her
She's a fairly obsessive home-maker
though her cooking is sh1te
And her flaps are too tight

by **Galted** Sat 18 May 2013, 7:56 pm

To be frank Freek, friggin' take her
She's a fairly obsessive home-maker
though her cooking is sh1te
And her flaps are too tight
and she looks quite a lot like Tom Baker

by Guest Sat 18 May 2013, 8:38 pm

When she left me I courted her sister

by JPX Sat 18 May 2013, 9:35 pm

When she left me I courted her sister
She was specific about where I were to kiss her

by Guest Sat 18 May 2013, 9:38 pm

When she left me I courted her sister
She was specific about where I were to kiss her
The lips or the fish?

by **Galted** Sat 18 May 2013, 10:26 pm

When she left me I courted her sister
She was specific about where I were to kiss her
The lips or the fish?
I made both of them squish

by Guest Sat 18 May 2013, 10:27 pm

When she left me I courted her sister
She was specific about where I were to kiss her
The lips or the fish?
I made both of them squish
And I left them both red with a blister

by **Galted** Sat 18 May 2013, 10:28 pm

by Guest Sat 18 May 2013, 10:30 pm

Listen up guys I have a big plan

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 18 May 2013, 11:20 pm

Listen up guys I have a big plan
Hit us up Freek, you da man

by Guest Sat 18 May 2013, 11:37 pm

Listen up guys I have a big plan
Hit us up Freek, you da man
We roll on that bank

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 18 May 2013, 11:41 pm

Listen up guys I have a big plan
Hit us up Freek, you da man
We roll on that bank
With fans of Hoobastank

by Guest Sat 18 May 2013, 11:46 pm

Listen up guys I have a big plan
Hit us up Freek, you da man
We roll on that bank
With fans of Hoobastank
And we give all the proceeds to nan!

by **Pal Joey** Sun 19 May 2013, 1:56 am

Who says crime doesn't pay?

by Guest Sun 19 May 2013, 2:05 am

Who says crime doesn't pay?
Not me fella I'm bent all the way

by **Pal Joey** Sun 19 May 2013, 2:10 am

Who says crime doesn't pay?
Not me fella I'm bent all the way
I'm as crooked as a bent stick

by Guest Sun 19 May 2013, 2:13 am

Who says crime doesn't pay?
Not me fella I'm bent all the way
I'm as crooked as a bent stick
I'm about to be sick

by **Pal Joey** Sun 19 May 2013, 2:14 am

Who says crime doesn't pay?
Not me fella I'm bent all the way
I'm as crooked as a bent stick
I'm about to be sick
Have you cleared all the furniture away?

by Guest Sun 19 May 2013, 2:17 am

If it wasn't for gambling I'd sleep

by **Pal Joey** Sun 19 May 2013, 2:26 am

If it wasn't for gambling I'd sleep
and dream of courting some sheep

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