The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:41 pm

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:44 pm

I once saw a flasher in pink

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:48 pm

I once saw a flasher in pink
Who was smaller then you may think

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:49 pm

I once saw a flasher in pink
Who was smaller then you may think
In so many ways

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:52 pm

I once saw a flasher in pink
Who was smaller then you may think
In so many ways
over several days

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:57 pm

I once saw a flasher in pink
Who was smaller then you may think
In so many ways
over several days
Now he's living his life in the Clink

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 10:47 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 10:47 pm

I felt the hand of my shoulder squeeze tight

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:10 pm

I felt the hand of my shoulder squeeze tight
As I shifted myself through the night

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:15 pm

I felt the hand of my shoulder squeeze tight
As I shifted myself through the night
Then whisper was spoke in my ear

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:17 pm

I felt the hand of my shoulder squeeze tight
As I shifted myself through the night
Then whisper was spoke in my ear
Which told me quite clear

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:23 pm

I felt the hand of my shoulder squeeze tight
As I shifted myself through the night
Then whisper was spoke in my ear
Which told me quite clear
That if was to stay anally retentive i was in for a fight

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:26 pm

Lets clench both our fists and just swing

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:29 pm

Lets clench both our fists and just swing
Said Sinatra to his old mate Bing

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:30 pm

Lets clench both our fists and just swing
Said Sinatra to his old mate Bing
We're leaving today

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:31 pm

Lets clench both our fists and just swing
Said Sinatra to his old mate Bing
We're leaving today
To do it Oooouuuurrrrr waayyyyy music

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:34 pm

Lets clench both our fists and just swing
Said Sinatra to his old mate Bing
We're leaving today
To do it Oooouuuurrrrr waayyyyy music

and with Bowie we'll both have a fling

by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:39 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:43 pm

Do you believe that there's Life on Mars ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:45 pm

Do you believe that there's Life on Mars ?
Or that there's dust in Ziggy's stars?

by **Kenny** Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:49 pm

Do you believe that there's Life on Mars ?
Or that there's dust in Ziggy's stars?
We could ask The Jean Genie

by **Galted** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 1:17 pm

Do you believe that there's Life on Mars ?
Or that there's dust in Ziggy's stars?
We could ask The Jean Genie
or Jack from The Sweeney

by **Pal Joey** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 1:43 pm

Do you believe that there's Life on Mars ?
Or that there's dust in Ziggy's stars?
We could ask The Jean Genie
or Jack from The Sweeney
Even Barby from Love Thy Neighbour(s)

by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 1:43 pm

Home and Away is da sh!t

by **Pal Joey** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 1:45 pm

Home and Away is da sh!t
I'd prefer if my sitcoms were Brit

by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 1:50 pm

Home and Away is da sh!t
I'd prefer if my sitcoms were Brit
Oh I like a good laugh

by **Pal Joey** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 1:54 pm

Home and Away is da sh!t
I'd prefer if my sitcoms were Brit
Oh I like a good laugh
and me "I'll 'ave an half"

by **Galted** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:07 pm

Home and Away is da sh!t
I'd prefer if my sitcoms were Brit
Oh I like a good laugh
and me "I'll 'ave an half"
I once drank a flaskful of spit

by **Pal Joey** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:10 pm

I've made a few enemies today

by **Galted** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:17 pm

I've made a few enemies today
the rugby threads should be locked away

by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:21 pm

I've made a few enemies today
the rugby threads should be locked away
You're still our mate

by **Pal Joey** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:24 pm

I've made a few enemies today
the rugby threads should be locked away
You're still our mate
Thanks for the non-hate

by **Galted** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:29 pm

I've made a few enemies today
the rugby threads should be locked away
You're still our mate
Thanks for the non-hate
now go and ban those who just won't obey

by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:32 pm

We'll hunt them in packs and attack

by **Galted** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:37 pm

We'll hunt them in packs and attack
we'll Taser their kids in the back

by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:52 pm

We'll hunt them in packs and attack
we'll Taser their kids in the back
Then plop on their lawns

by Shot 21 LCFC Sat 08 Jun 2013, 3:10 pm

We'll hunt them in packs and attack
We'll Taser their kids in the back
Then plop on their lawns
Droppin sh*t full of scorn

by **Galted** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 3:13 pm

We'll hunt them in packs and attack
We'll Taser their kids in the back
Then plop on their lawns
Droppin sh*t full of scorn
then get their pets wasted on crack

by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 3:21 pm

We're a gang that you dont wanna cross

by **Galted** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 3:26 pm

We're a gang that you dont wanna cross
and we take it in turns to be boss

by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 3:37 pm

We're a gang that you dont wanna cross
and we take it in turns to be boss
We launder our cash

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 3:57 pm

We're a gang that you dont wanna cross
and we take it in turns to be boss
We launder our cash
And spout balderdash

by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 4:05 pm

We're a gang that you dont wanna cross
and we take it in turns to be boss
We launder our cash
And spout balderdash
And next week we're on Jonathan Ross

by **Kenny** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:26 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:28 pm

But in the end we will give them a cuddle

by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:30 pm

But in the end we will give them a cuddle
And invite them into our huddle

by **Kenny** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:30 pm

But in the end we will give them a cuddle
And invite them into our huddle
Once there we can really let rip

by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:32 pm

But in the end we will give them a cuddle
And invite them into our huddle
Once there we can really let rip
As we work on his hip

by **Kenny** Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:34 pm

But in the end we will give them a cuddle
And invite them into our huddle
Once there we can really let rip
As we work on his hip
then drowned grandma in a deep puddle

by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:35 pm

There's a dark side to Kenny I see

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