The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

[Pal Joey]

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets



Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

[Guest]

If it wasn't for gambling I'd sleep
and dream of courting some sheep
I like sheep, oh ba

[Galted]

If it wasn't for gambling I'd sleep
and dream of courting some sheep
I like sheep, oh ba
on the spit, slightly charred

[JuliusHMarx]

If it wasn't for gambling I'd sleep
and dream of courting some sheep
I like sheep, oh ba
on the spit, slightly charred
And basted with the juices of Meryl Streep

[Guest]

Is it white? Is it black? Is it grey?

[Pal Joey]

Is it white? Is it black? Is it grey?
Or shades of all three... let's just say

[Guest]

Is it white? Is it black? Is it grey?
Or shades of all three... let's just say
Is it seen? Is it viewed?

[Galted]

Is it white? Is it black? Is it grey?
Or shades of all three... let's just say
Is it seen? Is it viewed?
Can it be misconstrued?

[Guest]

Is it white? Is it black? Is it grey?
Or shades of all three... let's just say
Is it seen? Is it viewed?
Can it be misconstrued?
Is it looking on us as it's prey?

[Pal Joey]

ha ha... surreal one!

I wish I could meet up with you blokes for a quick one

[Guest]

I wish I could meet up with you blokes for a quick one
I'll go hop on a plane in a tick son

[Galted]

I wish I could meet up with you blokes for a quick one
I'll go hop on a plane in a tick son
you'd be disappointed with me

[Guest]

I wish I could meet up with you blokes for a quick one
I'll go hop on a plane in a tick son
you'd be disappointed with me
No I won't, you will see

[Galted]

I wish I could meet up with you blokes for a quick one
I'll go hop on a plane in a tick son
you'd be disappointed with me
No I won't, you will see
even my mum thinks I'm a bit of a sick 'un

[Pal Joey]

I love youse.....

You would soon see your real self here

[Galted]

You would soon see your real self here
as long as it's filled up with beer

[Guest]

You would soon see your real self here
as long as it's filled up with beer
Down under we'd thrive

[Pal Joey]

You would soon see your real self here
If I like it can I stay a year?
Down under we'd thrive
You'd feel so alive

[Guest]

You would soon see your real self here
If I like it can I stay a year?
Down under we'd thrive
You'd feel so alive
Til you threw my ass off Sydney pier!

[Pal Joey]

... hardly!

I'm off to the local for the last hour

[Guest]

I'm off to the local for the last hour
Have a pitcher for us me old flower

[Pal Joey]

I'm off to the local for the last hour
Have a pitcher for us me old flower
It's shut. I'm back... they said try 'Dooleys'

[Guest]

I'm off to the local for the last hour
Have a pitcher for us me old flower
It's shut. I'm back... they said try 'Dooleys'
Kick em all in the goolies

[Pal Joey]

I'm off to the local for the last hour
Have a pitcher for us me old flower
It's shut. I'm back... they said try 'Dooleys'
Kick em all in the goolies
You mean use my last bit of power?

[Guest]

I wonder why pubs have to close

[Galted]

I wonder why pubs have to close
it really gets right up my nose

[Guest]

I wonder why pubs have to close
it really gets right up my nose
Unless there's a lock in

[Kenny]

I wonder why pubs have to close
it really gets right up my nose
Unless there's a lock in
Which really gets rockin

[Guest]

I wonder why pubs have to close
it really gets right up my nose
Unless there's a lock in
Which really gets rockin
With alcohol drunk from a hose

[Kenny]

You all have been doing great lines

[Guest]

You all have been doing great lines
Did my white powdered nose give off signs?

[Kenny]

You all have been doing great lines
Did my white powdered nose give off signs?
The sniffing is what gave you away

[Guest]

You all have been doing great lines
Did my white powdered nose give off signs?
The sniffing is what gave you away
I've gone 2 grams today

[Kenny]

You all have been doing great lines
Did my white powdered nose give off signs?
The sniffing is what gave you away
I've gone 2 grams today
Wow how do you afford all the fines ?

[Guest]

I go on the run with a beard

[Kenny]

I go on the run with a beard
A bright pink one ! well that's rather weird

[Galted]

I go on the run with a beard
A bright pink one ! well that's rather weird
my wife's got one too

[Guest]

I go on the run with a beard
A bright pink one ! well that's rather weird
my wife's got one too
Does it tickle your poo?

[Galted]

I go on the run with a beard
A bright pink one ! well that's rather weird
my wife's got one too
Does it tickle your poo?
when a 69er's being engineered

[Guest]

superb

That's gotta be up with the best

[JPX]

That's gotta be up with the best
My favourite white string vest

[Guest]

That's gotta be up with the best
My favourite white string vest
Is that a tight fit?

[JPX]

That's gotta be up with the best
My favourite white string vest
Is that a tight fit?
It is for this fat old git

[Guest]

That's gotta be up with the best
My favourite white string vest
Is that a tight fit?
It is for this fat old git
JPX, giss a flash of your chest!

[Kenny]

[Kenny]

Can a frog jump over a toad ?

[JuliusHMarx]

Can a frog jump over a toad ?
Can a chicken cross over the road ?

[Kenny]

Can a frog jump over a toad ?
Can a chicken cross over the road ?
Can a dog meow ?

[JuliusHMarx]

Can a frog jump over a toad ?
Can a chicken cross over the road ?
Can a dog meow ?
Perhaps, somehow

[Kenny]

Can a frog jump over a toad ?
Can a chicken cross over the road ?
Can a dog meow ?
Perhaps, somehow
With the help of Morse Code

[Guest]

A puppy gave birth to a kitten

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