The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

First topic message reminder :

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **Pal Joey** Sat 28 Dec 2013, 2:16 pm

I say damn all this political correctness!
Do some things that you read make you get stressed?
Yes, I suppose I can't deny some things

by **Kenny** Sat 28 Dec 2013, 11:29 pm

I say damn all this political correctness!
Do some things that you read make you get stressed?
Yes, I suppose I can't deny some things
Leave me like a puppet on strings

by Guest Sat 28 Dec 2013, 11:30 pm

I say damn all this political correctness!
Do some things that you read make you get stressed?
Yes, I suppose I can't deny some things
Leave me like a puppet on strings
I'm so hungry I've just ate my pet mess!

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Dec 2013, 11:48 am

That line was really quite sick

by **Galted** Mon 30 Dec 2013, 11:55 am

That line was really quite sick
but my willy's got awfully thick

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Dec 2013, 11:57 am

That line was really quite sick
but my willy's got awfully thick
a rush of blood is making it throb

by **Galted** Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:01 pm

That line was really quite sick
but my willy's got awfully thick
a rush of blood is making it throb
I'll soon make it sob

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:03 pm

That line was really quite sick
but my willy's got awfully thick
a rush of blood is making it throb
I'll soon make it sob
as the needle gives it a Tinkywinky

by **Galted** Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:15 pm

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:16 pm

The damn swear filter strikes again !

by Guest Tue 31 Dec 2013, 12:10 pm

The damn swear filter strikes again
Don't it know not to censor us Ken?

by **Galted** Tue 31 Dec 2013, 12:12 pm

The damn swear filter strikes again
Don't it know not to censor us Ken?
"wanked" is ok

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 31 Dec 2013, 12:13 pm

The damn swear filter strikes again
Don't it know not to censor us Ken?
"wanked" is ok
the word "Clunge" you can spray

by Guest Tue 31 Dec 2013, 12:17 pm

The damn swear filter strikes again
Don't it know not to censor us Ken?
"wanked" is ok
the word "Clunge" you can spray
But you cant knock one off in Big Ben

by **Galted** Tue 31 Dec 2013, 12:26 pm

we could've used "fart-arse" as well

by Guest Tue 31 Dec 2013, 12:28 pm

we could've used "fart-arse" as well
I've got sh!t on the end of my bell

by **Galted** Tue 31 Dec 2013, 1:37 pm

we could've used "fart-arse" as well
I've got sh!t on the end of my bell
I've got scabs on my balls

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 31 Dec 2013, 1:42 pm

we could've used "fart-arse" as well
I've got sh!t on the end of my bell
I've got scabs on my balls
And Skids in my smalls

by Guest Tue 31 Dec 2013, 1:53 pm

we could've used "fart-arse" as well
I've got sh!t on the end of my bell
I've got scabs on my balls
And Skids in my smalls
If we're honest we're all going to hell

by **Galted** Tue 31 Dec 2013, 2:44 pm

this year's really ending in style

by Guest Tue 31 Dec 2013, 2:53 pm

this year's really ending in style
We'll be clubbing it like Sandy Lyle

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 31 Dec 2013, 4:13 pm

this year's really ending in style
We'll be clubbing it like Sandy Lyle
When he won the Green Jacket

by Guest Tue 31 Dec 2013, 4:14 pm

this year's really ending in style
We'll be clubbing it like Sandy Lyle
When he won the Green Jacket
And made a sweet packet

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 31 Dec 2013, 4:22 pm

this year's really ending in style
We'll be clubbing it like Sandy Lyle
When he won the Green Jacket
And made a sweet packet
Though checked trousers were a god-awful style

by Guest Tue 31 Dec 2013, 4:45 pm

Now tartan shorts rock like a ship

by JubbaIsle Tue 31 Dec 2013, 6:36 pm

Now tartan shorts rock like a ship,
juggling balls with every trip,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 Jan 2014, 8:58 am

Now tartan shorts rock like a ship,
juggling balls with every trip,
and there's sporran abrasion

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 Jan 2014, 11:11 am

Now tartan shorts rock like a ship,
juggling balls with every trip,
and there's sporran abrasion
And on one occasion

by Guest Thu 02 Jan 2014, 11:15 am

Now tartan shorts rock like a ship,
juggling balls with every trip,
and there's sporran abrasion
And on one occasion
If too tight they'll sever your hip

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 Jan 2014, 11:31 am

Whilst struggling to milk a giraffe

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 Jan 2014, 11:37 am

Whilst struggling to milk a giraffe
And sipping wine from a carafe

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 Jan 2014, 11:39 am

Whilst struggling to milk a giraffe
And sipping wine from a carafe
A rung on the ladder gave way

by Guest Thu 02 Jan 2014, 11:46 am

Whilst struggling to milk a giraffe
And sipping wine from a carafe
A rung on the ladder gave way
And I landed in hay

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 Jan 2014, 11:50 am

Whilst struggling to milk a giraffe
And sipping wine from a carafe
A rung on the ladder gave way
And I landed in hay
'Twas quite the embarrassing gaffe

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 Jan 2014, 11:50 am

Whilst struggling to milk a giraffe
And sipping wine from a carafe
A rung on the ladder gave way
And I landed in hay
Right on top of a newly-born calf

(snap!) Very Happy

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 3:26 pm

Feel free to join in if you can

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 3:28 pm

Feel free to join in if you can
Whether boy, girl, woman or man

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 3:35 pm

Feel free to join in if you can
Whether boy, girl, woman or man
You can be straight , bi or gay

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 3:50 pm

Feel free to join in if you can
Whether boy, girl, woman or man
You can be straight , bi or gay
To God or the Devil pray

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 3:52 pm

Feel free to join in if you can
Whether boy, girl, woman or man
You can be straight , bi or gay
To God or the Devil pray
Just don't have sex with my Gran !!

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 4:04 pm

The warning's too late I'm afraid

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 4:06 pm

The warning's too late I'm afraid
I had her down the back of the arcade

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 4:19 pm

The warning's too late I'm afraid
I had her down the back of the arcade
She's not bad for a wrinkly

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 4:20 pm

The warning's too late I'm afraid
I had her down the back of the arcade
She's not bad for a wrinkly
Though her skin was all crinkly

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 4:23 pm

The warning's too late I'm afraid
I had her down the back of the arcade
She's not bad for a wrinkly
Though her skin was all crinkly
And her labs were quite threadbare and frayed.

by Guest Fri 03 Jan 2014, 4:24 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 4:27 pm

With a fat bird you can ride on the ripples

by **Galted** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 5:20 pm

With a fat bird you can ride on the ripples
good luck though in finding her nipples

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 10:46 pm

With a fat bird you can ride on the ripples
good luck though in finding her nipples
so just suck and work your way round

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 10:51 pm

With a fat bird you can ride on the ripples
good luck though in finding her nipples
so just suck and work your way round
In for a penny, in for a pound

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