The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Oct 2013, 12:40 pm

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 21 Dec 2013, 3:02 pm

Is 'selfie' the word of the year?

by Guest Sat 21 Dec 2013, 3:08 pm

Is 'selfie' the word of the year?
Have you taken one with Christmas cheer?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 21 Dec 2013, 3:53 pm

Is 'selfie' the word of the year?
Have you taken one with Christmas cheer?
I've not taken one, ever

by Guest Sat 21 Dec 2013, 3:56 pm

Is 'selfie' the word of the year?
Have you taken one with Christmas cheer?
I've not taken one, ever
Lets do one together

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Dec 2013, 6:53 pm

Is 'selfie' the word of the year?
Have you taken one with Christmas cheer?
I've not taken one, ever
Lets do one together
Snorting a pint of beer

by Guest Sat 21 Dec 2013, 6:58 pm

Sounds like a bloody good plan

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Dec 2013, 8:49 pm

Sounds like a bloody good plan
Except if you're stuck in Iran

by Guest Sat 21 Dec 2013, 9:34 pm

Sounds like a bloody good plan
Except if you're stuck in Iran
In the shell of a nuke

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:29 pm

Sounds like a bloody good plan
Except if you're stuck in Iran
In the shell of a nuke
With a Christian called Luke

by Guest Sat 21 Dec 2013, 10:51 pm

Sounds like a bloody good plan
Except if you're stuck in Iran
In the shell of a nuke
With a Christian called Luke
And a gay catholic from Kurdistan

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:58 am

When the turkey was eaten and gone

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:00 am

When the turkey was eaten and gone
and you're down on your luck in Babylon

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:07 am

When the turkey was eaten and gone
and you're down on your luck in Babylon
With one sprout to your name

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:11 am

When the turkey was eaten and gone
and you're down on your luck in Babylon
With one sprout to your name
And a rednose is your claim to fame

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:14 am

When the turkey was eaten and gone
and you're down on your luck in Babylon
With one sprout to your name
And a rednose is your claim to fame
You wish you'd have worn a condom

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:15 am

9 months later you're fathering twins

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:18 am

9 months later you're fathering twins
and still looking for left-overs in bins

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:04 am

9 months later you're fathering twins
and still looking for left-overs in bins
With your one tooth you munch

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:42 pm

9 months later you're fathering twins
and still looking for left-overs in bins
With your one tooth you munch
rancid broccoli by the bunch

by **Galted** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:46 pm

9 months later you're fathering twins
and still looking for left-overs in bins
With your one tooth you munch
rancid broccoli by the bunch
it's a pretty harsh price for your sins

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:49 pm

Society has gone to the dogs

by **Galted** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:59 pm

Society has gone to the dogs
my granny smokes spliffs in the bogs

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:13 pm

Society has gone to the dogs
my granny smokes spliffs in the bogs
My aunt is a ho

by **Galted** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:19 pm

Society has gone to the dogs
my granny smokes spliffs in the bogs
My aunt is a ho
with a handlebar mo'

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:22 pm

Society has gone to the dogs
my granny smokes spliffs in the bogs
My aunt is a ho
with a handlebar mo'
And my gramp has made love to 2 frogs

by **Galted** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:28 pm

has your grampa ever tried doing Kraut?

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:29 pm

has your grampa ever tried doing Kraut?
He did 4 in the war then got out

by **Galted** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:33 pm

has your grampa ever tried doing Kraut?
He did 4 in the war then got out
does he have a big gun?

by XR Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:41 pm

has your grampa ever tried doing Kraut?
He did 4 in the war then got out
does he have a big gun?
for love making fun?

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:43 pm

has your grampa ever tried doing Kraut?
He did 4 in the war then got out
does he have a big gun?
for love making fun?
Well he does when he's smashed on the stout

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 2:48 pm

I'm Santa without all the fat

by **Galted** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 2:53 pm

I'm Santa without all the fat
I'm JR without the big hat

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 2:57 pm

I'm Santa without all the fat
I'm JR without the big hat
I'm Freddie without all the magic

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:16 pm

I'm Santa without all the fat
I'm JR without the big hat
I'm Freddie without all the magic
I'm Lennon but not quite so tragic

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:17 pm

I'm Santa without all the fat
I'm JR without the big hat
I'm Freddie without all the magic
I'm Lennon but not quite so tragic
I'm Olly Murs otherwise known as tw@t

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:19 pm

I'm Santa without all the fat
I'm JR without the big hat
I'm Freddie without all the magic
I'm Lennon but not quite so tragic
I'm a Postman but not that tw@t Pat

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:19 pm

Tw@tfest!

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:21 pm

Great minds Laugh

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:22 pm

Well, the weather outside is frightful

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:24 pm

Well, the weather outside is frightful
But my brother is awfully spiteful

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:25 pm

Well, the weather outside is frightful
But my brother is awfully spiteful
Delightful he's not

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:28 pm

Well, the weather outside is frightful
But my brother is awfully spiteful
Delightful he's not
And I wish he would rot

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:30 pm

Well, the weather outside is frightful
But my brother is awfully spiteful
Delightful he's not
And I wish he would rot
I've a trigger, god damn it I might pull

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:34 pm

I trust we are all feeling festive

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 3:37 pm

I trust we are all feeling festive
I just heard that Saint Nick's been arrested

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:25 pm

I trust we are all feeling festive
I just heard that Saint Nick's been arrested
He had Rudolf right up the ar$e

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:28 pm

I trust we are all feeling festive
I just heard that Saint Nick's been arrested
He had Rudolf right up the ar$e
After smoking crack in the long grass

by Guest Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:52 pm

I trust we are all feeling festive
I just heard that Saint Nick's been arrested
He had Rudolf right up the ar$e
After smoking crack in the long grass
And an elf has just been molested

by **Pal Joey** Sat 28 Dec 2013, 1:08 pm

I say damn all this political correctness!

by Guest Sat 28 Dec 2013, 2:13 pm

I say damn all this political correctness!
Do some things that you read make you get stressed?

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