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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:58 am

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rick_dagless wrote:http://io9.com/5982701/ultrasound-makes-sonoluminescent-bubbles

I think it is a grey ground Julius rather than black and white, so we may agree to disagree on this one Smile

You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:54 am

Forgiven.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:01 pm

Rowley wrote:
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Rowley wrote:Don't tend to drink lager as a habit as I am a Guinness man, but if I have to it tends to be Heineken. Got to be honest it all tastes pretty similar to me.

I don't drink beer at all. There, I've said it.

Never expected anything else Jules, as a tennis fan champagne is pretty much de rigueur.

Hate champagne. Very rarely drink alcohol of any sort.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:22 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Don't tend to drink lager as a habit as I am a Guinness man, but if I have to it tends to be Heineken. Got to be honest it all tastes pretty similar to me.

I don't drink beer at all. There, I've said it.

Never expected anything else Jules, as a tennis fan champagne is pretty much de rigueur.

Hate champagne. Very rarely drink alcohol of any sort.

I feel a bit crushed by this, Jules.

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Post by Galted Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:23 pm

My brother can push a condom up his nose and pull it out his mouth.
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Post by Rowley Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:35 pm

Galted wrote:My brother can push a condom up his nose and pull it out his mouth.

How does a person discover they can do such a thing?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:38 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Don't tend to drink lager as a habit as I am a Guinness man, but if I have to it tends to be Heineken. Got to be honest it all tastes pretty similar to me.

I don't drink beer at all. There, I've said it.

Never expected anything else Jules, as a tennis fan champagne is pretty much de rigueur.

Hate champagne. Very rarely drink alcohol of any sort.

I feel a bit crushed by this, Jules.

Really? I'm surprised it would affect you emotionally.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41 pm

Tsing Tao is not a bad lager

Bud is ok if ice cold, as soon as it gets a bit warm it is doomed

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:43 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:Don't tend to drink lager as a habit as I am a Guinness man, but if I have to it tends to be Heineken. Got to be honest it all tastes pretty similar to me.

I don't drink beer at all. There, I've said it.

Never expected anything else Jules, as a tennis fan champagne is pretty much de rigueur.

Hate champagne. Very rarely drink alcohol of any sort.

I feel a bit crushed by this, Jules.

Really? I'm surprised it would affect you emotionally.

No, not really. I was making some light hearted chit chat, but I won't bother in future, you miserable old toad.

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Post by superflyweight Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:48 pm

Brooklyn Lager is awesome - even better than Sam Adams (which is lovely stuff).

The Americans actually do quite a few decent beers - Goose Island IPA and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale are both majestic and have the advantage of being quite strong. Sierra Nevada Torpedo Ale is about 8%. One bottle of that, I imagine, would destroy Galted, aka "7 buds".

Bud is sh*te.

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:49 pm

Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:My brother can push a condom up his nose and pull it out his mouth.

How does a person discover they can do such a thing?

Galted was masturbating with a free condom and glanced out of the window, saw an old lady fall down into the road and get rear ended by a car. He was so excited he ejaculated forcefully. Unfortunately his brother who had also seen the incident ran into his room to tell him the news and his nostrils flared at just the right moment for the condom to enter. Mama Galted and Papa Galted affectionately call him spitshine

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Post by Guest Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:54 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:My brother can push a condom up his nose and pull it out his mouth.

How does a person discover they can do such a thing?

Galted was masturbating with a free condom and glanced out of the window, saw an old lady fall down into the road and get rear ended by a car. He was so excited he ejaculated forcefully. Unfortunately his brother who had also seen the incident ran into his room to tell him the news and his nostrils flared at just the right moment for the condom to enter. Mama Galted and Papa Galted affectionately call him spitshine
All fascinating stuff Shah but surely Galted saw the old lady fall down then decided to have a cheeky w@nk. His brother walked in a caught him and Galted quite unashamedly explained what he was doing. Galted's brother said, "Hey, it's not to be sniffed at" at which point the conversation (and Galted's brother's gaze) shifted to Galted's rapidly de-tumescing member...and the rest of the story takes care of itself.

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:59 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:My brother can push a condom up his nose and pull it out his mouth.

How does a person discover they can do such a thing?

Galted was masturbating with a free condom and glanced out of the window, saw an old lady fall down into the road and get rear ended by a car. He was so excited he ejaculated forcefully. Unfortunately his brother who had also seen the incident ran into his room to tell him the news and his nostrils flared at just the right moment for the condom to enter. Mama Galted and Papa Galted affectionately call him spitshine
All fascinating stuff Shah but surely Galted saw the old lady fall down then decided to have a cheeky w@nk. His brother walked in a caught him and Galted quite unashamedly explained what he was doing. Galted's brother said, "Hey, it's not to be sniffed at"  at which point the conversation (and Galted's brother's gaze) shifted to Galted's rapidly de-tumescing member...and the rest of the story takes care of itself.

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Post by Galted Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:01 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:My brother can push a condom up his nose and pull it out his mouth.

How does a person discover they can do such a thing?

Galted was masturbating with a free condom and glanced out of the window, saw an old lady fall down into the road and get rear ended by a car. He was so excited he ejaculated forcefully. Unfortunately his brother who had also seen the incident ran into his room to tell him the news and his nostrils flared at just the right moment for the condom to enter. Mama Galted and Papa Galted affectionately call him spitshine
All fascinating stuff Shah but surely Galted saw the old lady fall down then decided to have a cheeky w@nk. His brother walked in a caught him and Galted quite unashamedly explained what he was doing. Galted's brother said, "Hey, it's not to be sniffed at"  at which point the conversation (and Galted's brother's gaze) shifted to Galted's rapidly de-tumescing member...and the rest of the story takes care of itself.

Close but not quite, chaps. He saw Steve-O do the trick with an earthworm on Jackass and wondered whether he could do the same with a condom.
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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:03 pm

Damn

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Post by Guest Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:05 pm

My version is better and the truth shall be expunged from all official records

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:05 pm

Homemade lasagne cold. 3 x packets of Hula Hoops (Beef, Smoky Bacon, Plain). Packet of Jelly Tots and half through a pack of sour opal fruits and a bag of rowntrees pick'n'mix.

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Post by Galted Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:12 pm

DAVE667 wrote:My version is better and the truth shall be expunged from all official records

I'm willing to go along with your version, I don't see why a tv show should get the credit. I quite like the idea of seeing the reactions to me knocking one out after seeing an old lady falling over - normally laughing gets a few frowns.
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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:15 pm

Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:My version is better and the truth shall be expunged from all official records

I'm willing to go along with your version, I don't see why a tv show should get the credit.  I quite like the idea of seeing the reactions to me knocking one out after seeing an old lady falling over - normally laughing gets a few frowns.

Why don't you try it right now my friend - theres even hilarious commentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svhPfYOvAbg

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Homemade lasagne cold. 3 x packets of Hula Hoops (Beef, Smoky Bacon, Plain). Packet of Jelly Tots and half through a pack of sour opal fruits and a bag of rowntrees pick'n'mix.

Get some Thai sweet chilli sauce to go with the hula hoops.

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:21 pm

Not a massive fan of it to be honest. Quite like the soy chilli sesame seed sauce that they have.

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:24 pm

Get the ultra hot one

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:27 pm

Missus uses the encona hot pepper sauce. That can ruin a meal. I tend to only use it at the cricket club on the inside of teammate's (soon to be worn) boxer shorts. The tiniest of smears can cause a whole world of hurt.

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Post by Galted Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:29 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:My version is better and the truth shall be expunged from all official records

I'm willing to go along with your version, I don't see why a tv show should get the credit.  I quite like the idea of seeing the reactions to me knocking one out after seeing an old lady falling over - normally laughing gets a few frowns.

Why don't you try it right now my friend - theres even hilarious commentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svhPfYOvAbg

It didn't inspire any w@nking but did inspire two bursts of laughing.
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Post by Guest Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:33 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Missus uses the encona hot pepper sauce. That can ruin a meal. I tend to only use it at the cricket club on the inside of teammate's (soon to be worn) boxer shorts. The tiniest of smears can cause a whole world of hurt.
Or improve a p!ss poor Supermarket ready meal immeasurably

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:40 pm

a "Man v Food" hotdog - considering I do not eat a great deal, and i finished it, was quite the misnomer...

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Feb 2014, 1:52 pm

Whilst we are on the subject of eating, I watched a documentary on Japanese hornets last night. They attack bee colonies to get the bee grubs which they take back to their, as yet un-kicked, hornets nest.

Anyway, these hornets are killing machines and it showed a hornet attack on this honeybee colony and they killed 30,000 bees between them.

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:01 pm

What would win in a straight fight between a Hornet and a Tempura King Prawn?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:06 pm

Depends. If the fight was under water then the prawn wins simply by not drowning.

On land it is a massacre to the flying, yellow and black killing machines.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:06 pm

King Prawn easily. It would whack the hornet to death with it's bowling ball sized clubfists that move at the speed of light.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:07 pm

I would say thay the hornet may drown...

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:09 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I would say thay the hornet may drown...

Good job I have already said that, then.

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:12 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I would say thay the hornet may drown...

Good job I have already said that, then.

what would happen if the scampi were to be carrying a jar of jam?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:12 pm

Mind the windows Tino wrote:Good job I have already said that, then.

Agreed...

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:13 pm

seanmichaels wrote:what would happen if the scampi were to be carrying a jar of jam?

I fear that preserves are irrelevant here sean, and location is key

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:15 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:what would happen if the scampi were to be carrying a jar of jam?

I fear that preserves are irrelevant here sean, and location is key

Sean is just being silly, rick.

I am ignoring him.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino wrote:Sean is just being silly, rick.

I am ignoring him.

Seems like a sensible strategy Tino

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I would say thay the hornet may drown...

Good job I have already said that, then.

what would happen if the scampi were to be carrying a jar of jam?

What would happen if the hornet were carrying a frying pan and some cooking oil, with a portable gas stove?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:19 pm

At least you seem in a better mood now, Julius.

Have you had your afternoon nap?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:21 pm

Though this could be the reaction to the medication Julius recieves, and is not actually being flippant

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:23 pm

Forgot about this, but last Friday I watched the worst film I have ever seen. It was so staggeringly bad I had to watch it to the end to see if it was a joke. It was called Soldiers of Fortune with Christian Slater, Sean Bean, Ving Rhames, Dominic Monaghan, Colm Meaney and James Cromwell amongst others. Are there any good films on netflix?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:24 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Though this could be the reaction to the medication Julius recieves, and is not actually being flippant

'i' before 'e' except after 'c' rick.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:24 pm

Short Cuts.

It is a really good film, ginger muffs notwithstanding.

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Post by Galted Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:25 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Whilst we are on the subject of eating, I watched a documentary on Japanese hornets last night.  They attack bee colonies to get the bee grubs which they take back to their, as yet un-kicked, hornets nest.

Anyway, these hornets are killing machines and it showed a hornet attack on this honeybee colony and they killed 30,000 bees between them.

I reckon I could easily kill 30 000 bees using just a can of Lynx Dark Temptation and a cigarette lighter provided it wasn't too windy.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:27 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:'i' before 'e' except after 'c' rick.

Right you are, it was a test so you could prove your lucidity Julius

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:28 pm

Galted > Hornet i think you'd agree?

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:29 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Galted > Hornet i think you'd agree?

Certainly at food reviews

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:31 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Galted > Hornet i think you'd agree?

He would sh*t his pants and run like a girl once a Japanese hornets nest got after him.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by Galted Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:32 pm

Cheers, michaels. It would make a great film, one that you'd be proud to watch on Netflix.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:33 pm

Galted wrote:Cheers, michaels. It would make a great film, one that you'd be proud to watch on Netflix.

Starring Tara Reid

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 13 Feb 2014, 2:34 pm

Galted wrote:Cheers, michaels.  It would make a great film, one that you'd be proud to watch on Netflix.

I saw your True Romance reference on the YS thread which reminded me of Slater and him wiping off 90 mins of my life. What is short cuts about other than flange?

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