The Culture Cup round 6

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rick_dagless wrote:http://io9.com/5982701/ultrasound-makes-sonoluminescent-bubbles

I think it is a grey ground Julius rather than black and white, so we may agree to disagree on this one

You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.

I am tired today. Weisz kept me up all night again.

Daniel was hammering on the front door this morning looking for her.

U Gassing on here today?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I am tired today.  Weisz kept me up all night again.

Maybe it's time to admit that being a chauffeur isn't the job for you, you looked pretty tired driving us back from the Brits.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I am tired today.  Weisz kept me up all night again.

Maybe it's time to admit that being a chauffeur isn't the job for you, you looked pretty tired driving us back from the Brits.

Huh? I didn't see any bushcraft and survival experts at the Brits. You have never been to the Brits, have you?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I am tired today.  Weisz kept me up all night again.

Maybe it's time to admit that being a chauffeur isn't the job for you, you looked pretty tired driving us back from the Brits.

Huh?  I didn't see any bushcraft and survival experts at the Brits.  You have never been to the Brits, have you?

That's because I was camouflaged. Dammit, Tino, the nights are really taking it out of you. If you ask her nicely maybe she'll get someone else to wash the car and do the shopping so you can get some shuteye during the day at least.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I am tired today.  Weisz kept me up all night again.

Maybe it's time to admit that being a chauffeur isn't the job for you, you looked pretty tired driving us back from the Brits.

Huh?  I didn't see any bushcraft and survival experts at the Brits.  You have never been to the Brits, have you?

That's because I was camouflaged.  Dammit, Tino, the nights are really taking it out of you.  If you ask her nicely maybe she'll get someone else to wash the car and do the shopping so you can get some shuteye during the day at least.

She washes my fleet of cars when Daniel is out filming.

She wears the smallest pair of denim shorts I have ever seen. Sometimes she wears a bra but most often doesn't bother.

You can come and hide in my garden and watch if you like? You can survive by eating some berries and small arthropods.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I am tired today.  Weisz kept me up all night again.

Maybe it's time to admit that being a chauffeur isn't the job for you, you looked pretty tired driving us back from the Brits.

Huh?  I didn't see any bushcraft and survival experts at the Brits.  You have never been to the Brits, have you?

That's because I was camouflaged.  Dammit, Tino, the nights are really taking it out of you.  If you ask her nicely maybe she'll get someone else to wash the car and do the shopping so you can get some shuteye during the day at least.

She washes my fleet of cars when Daniel is out filming.  

She wears the smallest pair of denim shorts I have ever seen.  Sometimes she wears a bra but most often doesn't bother.

You can come and hide in my garden and watch if you like?  You can survive by eating some berries and small arthropods.

I think the smell of Turtle Wax is causing you to hallucinate. Don't really fancy hiding in your garden, thanks, the stench from the outhouse is quite unbearable and Weisz doesn't like me being familiar with the servants ever since the incident with the Filipino maid.

You have never met Weisz. I can't believe you can come on here and lie like that.

Your sudden change in tactics won't unsettle me, I'll carry on defending her honour until the day I can't be arsed to.

Galted wrote:Your sudden change in tactics won't unsettle me, I'll carry on defending her honour until the day I can't be arsed to.

Would it unsettle you if I told you I once slept with Winona Ryder?

No lie.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Your sudden change in tactics won't unsettle me, I'll carry on defending her honour until the day I can't be arsed to.

Would it unsettle you if I told you I once slept with Winona Ryder?

No lie.

That did, momentarily, unsettle me but I do suspect that you're lying a bit.

Yes, that was a lie.

But, my intention was to momentarily unsettle you so I think a little white lie can be forgiven.

Curse you, Tino, curse you to Hell!!!

I used to work with a girl who looked a bit like Winona Ryder.

I also went to school with a girl that even at the age of ten looked like Greta Garbo, and I loved her then.

Rowley wrote:I used to work with a girl who looked a bit like Winona Ryder.

I also went to school with a girl that even at the age of ten looked like Greta Garbo, and I loved her then.

Is Greta Garbo the one that was in Last of the Summer Wine and that spent her last days flogging stairlifts?

Rowley wrote:I used to work with a girl who looked a bit like Winona Ryder.

I also went to school with a girl that even at the age of ten looked like Greta Garbo, and I loved her then.

I bet she didn't know that.

Rowley wrote:I used to work with a girl who looked a bit like Winona Ryder.

Did you sleep with her?

That will definitely unsettle Galted.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I used to work with a girl who looked a bit like Winona Ryder.

Did you sleep with her?

That will definitely unsettle Galted.

Afraid not, I was quite keen to, she, less so.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I used to work with a girl who looked a bit like Winona Ryder.

Did you sleep with her?

That will definitely unsettle Galted.

I'm not too unsettled, this is what a northern Winona Ryder would look like...

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I used to work with a girl who looked a bit like Winona Ryder.

Did you sleep with her?

That will definitely unsettle Galted.

Afraid not, I was quite keen to, she, less so.

Sorry to hear that. I have some sympathy for you. The girl that walked out of Se7en was beautiful and one that got away.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I used to work with a girl who looked a bit like Winona Ryder.

Did you sleep with her?

That will definitely unsettle Galted.

I'm not too unsettled, this is what a northern Winona Ryder would look like...

Like you could do any better.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:I used to work with a girl who looked a bit like Winona Ryder.

Did you sleep with her?

That will definitely unsettle Galted.

I'm not too unsettled, this is what a northern Winona Ryder would look like...

Like you could do any better.

I can have any woman I want now that Julius has awakened me to Charbonnel et Walker Cremes Parisiennes.

I once met a bird from Rotherham in Ibiza. It was during the 2006 world cup. Anyway on the night I met her she looked quite tidy albeit Northern. Next day we found a boozer for the England match and she turned up in full England kit and had braided her hair in to dreads. Couldn't get out there quick enough.

seanmichaels wrote:I once met a bird from Rotherham in Ibiza. It was during the 2006 world cup. Anyway on the night I met her she looked quite tidy albeit Northern. Next day we found a boozer for the England match and she turned up in full England kit and had braided her hair in to dreads. Couldn't get out there quick enough.

What a shame. I bet it was her lifelong dream to pull Catweazle as well.

Wouldn't dreads have improved Sonia from Eastenders, sean?

superflyweight wrote:Wouldn't dreads have improved Sonia from Eastenders, sean?

Possibly. I don't however think it was ever a go-er after my mate wrote 'Michaels likes fat birds' on the chalk board off the dancefloor.

seanmichaels wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Wouldn't dreads have improved Sonia from Eastenders, sean?

Possibly. I don't however think it was ever a go-er after my mate wrote 'Michaels likes fat birds' on the chalk board off the dancefloor.

He sounds like a right charmer Sean.

Pasta, pesto and 2 sticks of celery. Average.

Asian style Sticky Pork Burger, with Salad.

Rather nice

I wass thinking of doing an asian style sticky Gammon joint but the missus kapoo'd it.

I just watched the Canadian women win the curling gold medal.

One of the stone pushers (?) was just about the nicest looking woman I have ever seen.

All these women shoving a heavy object with handle attached back and forth need to get back to doing the bloody ironing. The others can get back to sweeping up and we all stop pretending that it's an Olympic sport when it's really just Housework on Ice.

seanmichaels wrote:I wass thinking of doing an asian style sticky Gammon joint but the missus kapoo'd it.

Shold have manned up and gone for it sean...

Unless of course there were crossed wires as to what "Asian" and "Sticky" meant

rick_dagless wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I wass thinking of doing an asian style sticky Gammon joint but the missus kapoo'd it.

Shold have manned up and gone for it sean...

Unless of course there were crossed wires as to what "Asian" and "Sticky" meant

His missus is French so she probably didn't like the Asian influence.

Bit racist, the French.

Morning Rick.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I wass thinking of doing an asian style sticky Gammon joint but the missus kapoo'd it.

Shold have manned up and gone for it sean...

Unless of course there were crossed wires as to what "Asian" and "Sticky" meant

His missus is French so she probably didn't like the Asian influence.

Bit racist, the French.

Morning Rick.

I'd expect better from you windows. The French occupation of Vietnam means that various dishes have a heavy Asian theme to them and vice versa. We always buy nemes (not sure of the spelling) when we're down there - bloody marvellous spring roll type things.

Did the gammon but by the time I'd picked her up from the station she wanted a curry. I ate all mine (rice and curry), half a naan and 3 poppadoms. Nearly passed out after it. Gammon sliced up in granary sliced bread with a bit of cheese,, green leaf and English mustard.

seanmichaels wrote:
I'd expect better from you windows. The French occupation of Vietnam means that various dishes have a heavy Asian theme to them and vice versa. We always buy nemes (not sure of the spelling) when we're down there - bloody marvellous spring roll type things.

They are still racist.

Morning sean.

Morning Tino how you diddling this fine day, Likewise sean...

Bit xenophobic on here today

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:
I'd expect better from you windows. The French occupation of Vietnam means that various dishes have a heavy Asian theme to them and vice versa. We always buy nemes (not sure of the spelling) when we're down there - bloody marvellous spring roll type things.

They are still racist.

Morning sean.

 
Good morning to you. It is a lovely one. Missus last day at work before hip replacement on Monday so she's out tonight. As such very much looking forward to watching Les Bleus give the Welsh a kicking this evening.

And yes, the French are a bit racist.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino how you diddling this fine day, Likewise sean...

Bit xenophobic on here today

Pretty damn good actually. Had a threesome with Weisz and Ryder (not Shaun) last night so life is great.

You?

seanmichaels wrote:As such very much looking forward to watching Les Bleus give the Welsh a kicking this evening.

Hope you have not accidentally brought steffan to the culture club here sean...

His ears will be twitching somewhere

seanmichaels wrote:
 
Good morning to you. It is a lovely one. Missus last day at work before hip replacement on Monday so she's out tonight. As such very much looking forward to watching Les Bleus give the Welsh a kicking this evening.

Bit conflicted over that. I like French rugby and they were very hospitable the other weekend in Paris, but I was going to have a cheeky bet on a French Grand Slam before the start of the 6N and I forgot. If they beat the Welshies I will start to get a bit nervous.

I shall be watching though, with a couple of Sam Adams and a few glasses of 15 year old Dalwhinnie.

Tino wrote:Pretty damn good actually. Had a threesome with Weisz and Ryder (not Shaun) last night so life is great.

You?

Not as good as that! (though that is very tough to top) but it is Friday, I am leaving early to visit friends in that there South so could be worse!

rick_dagless wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:As such very much looking forward to watching Les Bleus give the Welsh a kicking this evening.

Hope you have not accidentally brought steffan to the culture club here sean...

His ears will be twitching somewhere

Haven't had any banter with him for a long time. Which is a good thing.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Pretty damn good actually. Had a threesome with Weisz and Ryder (not Shaun) last night so life is great.

You?

Not as good as that!  (though that is very tough to top) but it is Friday, I am leaving early to visit friends in that there South so could be worse!

Be careful down here, Rick. They are a bit weird. None of them (apart from Seany) p*ss in the sink and they all appear to use knifes and forks to eat.

Very odd bunch.

I will purchase some Hi-Tecs and a cheap yet unobtrusive water proof jacket and hope they leave me alone...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Pretty damn good actually. Had a threesome with Weisz and Ryder (not Shaun) last night so life is great.

You?

Not as good as that!  (though that is very tough to top) but it is Friday, I am leaving early to visit friends in that there South so could be worse!

Be careful down here, Rick.  They are a bit weird.  None of them (apart from Seany) p*ss in the sink and they all appear to use knifes and forks to eat.

Very odd bunch.

So odd, in fact, that we spell "knifes" as "knives".

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino how you diddling this fine day, Likewise sean...

Bit xenophobic on here today

Pretty damn good actually.  Had a threesome with Weisz and Ryder (not Shaun) last night so life is great.

You?

Hate to break it you, tina, but Sue Ryder died a few years back.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino how you diddling this fine day, Likewise sean...

Bit xenophobic on here today

Pretty damn good actually.  Had a threesome with Weisz and Ryder (not Shaun) last night so life is great.

You?

Hate to break it you, tina, but Sue Ryder died a few years back.  

You think I'm bothered by that?

rick_dagless wrote:I will purchase some Hi-Tecs and a cheap yet unobtrusive water proof jacket and hope they leave me alone...

If you want your waterproof jacket to be unobtrusive you are probably better off getting an expensive one. Cheaper ones tend to be loud, both to the eye and ear.

Be wary if you find yourself in the vicinity of Euston Station as the Transport Police regularly do a round-up of northerners and herd them onto the first available train.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Pretty damn good actually. Had a threesome with Weisz and Ryder (not Shaun) last night so life is great.

You?

Not as good as that!  (though that is very tough to top) but it is Friday, I am leaving early to visit friends in that there South so could be worse!

Be careful down here, Rick.  They are a bit weird.  None of them (apart from Seany) p*ss in the sink and they all appear to use knifes and forks to eat.

Very odd bunch.

So odd, in fact, that we spell "knifes" as "knives".

That is all you have got on me, isn't it? Picking holes in my grammar. All because you can't deal with me and Winona being 'special friends'.