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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:58 am

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rick_dagless wrote:http://io9.com/5982701/ultrasound-makes-sonoluminescent-bubbles

I think it is a grey ground Julius rather than black and white, so we may agree to disagree on this one Smile

You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.

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Post by Galted Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:34 am

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superflyweight wrote:Who would win a fight between carol singers (none of whom are wearing hi-tecs) and that giant caterpillar thing that Tina is scared of?  

The carol singers with little effort, a group of 5 of them can easily bring down a fully grown elk.  Tino is probably going to start some crap about pound for pound and mention a Klitchko and some 2' 3" Mexican.

Wrong.  I am going to call you a silly c*nt and walk away.

I've had about 3/4 of a day to come up with a retort and haven't managed to do so yet.

You may have won this one, Tino, but don't think I'm taking it lying down, don't think that for even a second.

No need Galted.  I actually withdraw the comment.  It was driven by emotion and one should be more careful when feeding off ones emotions.

Instead, I will just highlight that you missed the letter 's' from Klitschko.

"It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions."
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Post by seanmichaels Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:34 am

Went for a run this morning. 2.25 miles. Feeling slightly dizzy / nauseous.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:36 am

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superflyweight wrote:Who would win a fight between carol singers (none of whom are wearing hi-tecs) and that giant caterpillar thing that Tina is scared of?  

The carol singers with little effort, a group of 5 of them can easily bring down a fully grown elk.  Tino is probably going to start some crap about pound for pound and mention a Klitchko and some 2' 3" Mexican.

Wrong.  I am going to call you a silly c*nt and walk away.

I've had about 3/4 of a day to come up with a retort and haven't managed to do so yet.

You may have won this one, Tino, but don't think I'm taking it lying down, don't think that for even a second.

No need Galted.  I actually withdraw the comment.  It was driven by emotion and one should be more careful when feeding off ones emotions.

Instead, I will just highlight that you missed the letter 's' from Klitschko.

"It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions."

Morgan Freeman?

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Post by superflyweight Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:37 am

seanmichaels wrote:Went for a run this morning. 2.25 miles. Feeling slightly dizzy / nauseous.

No good comes from physical exercise, sean. None.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:41 am

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seanmichaels wrote:Went for a run this morning. 2.25 miles. Feeling slightly dizzy / nauseous.

No good comes from physical exercise, sean.  None.  

Could have pushed harder for longer but I was slightly scared of my ticker giving up.

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Post by Galted Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:47 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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superflyweight wrote:Who would win a fight between carol singers (none of whom are wearing hi-tecs) and that giant caterpillar thing that Tina is scared of?  

The carol singers with little effort, a group of 5 of them can easily bring down a fully grown elk.  Tino is probably going to start some crap about pound for pound and mention a Klitchko and some 2' 3" Mexican.

Wrong.  I am going to call you a silly c*nt and walk away.

I've had about 3/4 of a day to come up with a retort and haven't managed to do so yet.

You may have won this one, Tino, but don't think I'm taking it lying down, don't think that for even a second.

No need Galted.  I actually withdraw the comment.  It was driven by emotion and one should be more careful when feeding off ones emotions.

Instead, I will just highlight that you missed the letter 's' from Klitschko.

"It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions."


Morgan Freeman?

It's impressive to see a man correctly identifying a Morgan Freeman quote.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:50 am

I like that film. I went to the cinema to see it when it came on. About 3 people walked out when the sword-dildo scene came on, including the girl I was with.

She was a bit highly strung.


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Post by Galted Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:56 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I like that film.  I went to the cinema to see it when it came on.  About 3 people walked out when the sword-dildo scene came on, including the girl I was with.

She was a bit highly strung.


During the scene with the emaciated thief tied to the bed you should have said to her:

They never f*cking last that long. Never!
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Post by seanmichaels Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:58 am

I saw that at the cinema. Remember being quite gobsmacked at the end.

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Post by Galted Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:00 am

seanmichaels wrote:I saw that at the cinema. Remember being quite gobsmacked at the end.

Me too. I'm excellent at seeing twists or jaw-dropping moments approaching but that one took me by surprise. I don't believe anyone who said they saw it coming.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:02 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I like that film.  I went to the cinema to see it when it came on.  About 3 people walked out when the sword-dildo scene came on, including the girl I was with.

She was a bit highly strung.


During the scene with the emaciated thief tied to the bed you should have said to her:

They never f*cking last that long.  Never!

I half expected her to be waiting outside for me so I could explain the ending. I think she had got the bus home though. Never saw her again.

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Post by superflyweight Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:04 am

You can thank Brad Pitt for that ending.  He threatened to walk when the studio was set to replace it with a typical, cliched thriller ending with the cops racing against time to save Paltrow's character as she's taking a shower and Spacey is crawling through the bathroom window with a blade between his teeth.

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Post by Galted Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:06 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I like that film.  I went to the cinema to see it when it came on.  About 3 people walked out when the sword-dildo scene came on, including the girl I was with.

She was a bit highly strung.


During the scene with the emaciated thief tied to the bed you should have said to her:

They never f*cking last that long.  Never!

I half expected her to be waiting outside for me so I could explain the ending.  I think she had got the bus home though.  Never saw her again.

She's probably fat anyway, most girls who don't appreciate decent cinematic scenes or sick jokes are.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:12 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I like that film.  I went to the cinema to see it when it came on.  About 3 people walked out when the sword-dildo scene came on, including the girl I was with.

She was a bit highly strung.


During the scene with the emaciated thief tied to the bed you should have said to her:

They never f*cking last that long.  Never!

I half expected her to be waiting outside for me so I could explain the ending.  I think she had got the bus home though.  Never saw her again.

She's probably fat anyway, most girls who don't appreciate decent cinematic scenes or sick jokes are.

I have often thought I should have been chivalrous and left with her, but I had already paid for both tickets, two drinks and some popcorn.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:15 am

How often? Be honest.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:19 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:How often? Be honest.

Once. Back in 1997.

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Post by Rowley Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:24 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I like that film.  I went to the cinema to see it when it came on.  About 3 people walked out when the sword-dildo scene came on, including the girl I was with.

She was a bit highly strung.


During the scene with the emaciated thief tied to the bed you should have said to her:

They never f*cking last that long.  Never!

I half expected her to be waiting outside for me so I could explain the ending.  I think she had got the bus home though.  Never saw her again.

It's also a good film Tina. If you had stayed to see the end of an Adam Sandler film you would have no more stauncher critic than me, but Seven is not a walk up and leave film, even in the interests of chivalry.

She's probably fat anyway, most girls who don't appreciate decent cinematic scenes or sick jokes are.

I have often thought I should have been chivalrous and left with her, but I had already paid for both tickets, two drinks and some popcorn.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:25 am

You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

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Post by Galted Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:26 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino. He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium much to his displeasure.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:30 am

RIP, Jeff.

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Post by Rowley Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

I have proper Michaelsed that one up haven't I. Unfortunate really, the first vaguely pleasant or supportive thing I have ever said to you on here will now be remembered solely for an embarrassing quoting incident.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:34 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino.  He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium...

Very apt, considering how average you are.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:36 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

I have proper Michaelsed that one up haven't I. Unfortunate really, the first vaguely pleasant or supportive thing I have ever said to you on here will now be remembered solely for an embarrassing quoting incident.

Indeed, a smile started to form on my lips but then I L*L at your ineptitude and the moment was lost.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:37 am

Windows / Jeff - watched Slammin Sam (sam burgess documentary not a porno) last night. Can recommend it.

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Post by Rowley Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:39 am

He is dead to me now Sean, he has gone over to the dark side.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:40 am

seanmichaels wrote:Windows / Jeff - watched Slammin Sam (sam burgess documentary not a porno) last night. Can recommend it.

Is it on youtube? Wife is out tonight so I will watch it later.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:28 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino.  He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium...

Very apt, considering how average you are.

Has Galted let this one slide or has he spontaneously combusted with rage? All that is left is two charred Hi-Tecs and a Jack Wolfskin coat that was completely untouched by the fire.

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Windows / Jeff - watched Slammin Sam (sam burgess documentary not a porno) last night. Can recommend it.

Is it on youtube?  Wife is out tonight so I will watch it later.

Yep. Very pleasant young man.

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Post by Galted Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino.  He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium...

Very apt, considering how average you are.

Has Galted let this one slide or has he spontaneously combusted with rage?  All that is left is two charred Hi-Tecs and a Jack Wolfskin coat that was completely untouched by the fire.

Neither, Tino.  Julius has given me food for thought and, for that, I thank him.  I have no desire to be average and will use his advice to spur me on to, hopefully, avoid being average (though I do want to be above average and not below average).
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:40 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino.  He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium...

Very apt, considering how average you are.

Has Galted let this one slide or has he spontaneously combusted with rage?  All that is left is two charred Hi-Tecs and a Jack Wolfskin coat that was completely untouched by the fire.

Neither, Tino.  Julius has given me food for thought and, for that, I thank him.  I have no desire to be average and will use his advice to spur me on to, hopefully, avoid being average (though I do want to be above average and not below average).

As long you don't lose your vivacity and joie de vivre, that will be enough for me.

I have been on the receiving end of Julius vitriol on many occasions and it has spurred me on to be a slightly better person than I was yesterday.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:49 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino.  He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium...

Very apt, considering how average you are.

Has Galted let this one slide or has he spontaneously combusted with rage?  All that is left is two charred Hi-Tecs and a Jack Wolfskin coat that was completely untouched by the fire.

Neither, Tino.  Julius has given me food for thought and, for that, I thank him.  I have no desire to be average and will use his advice to spur me on to, hopefully, avoid being average (though I do want to be above average and not below average).

If you think my medium comment is mean, wait 'til I get to full-on mode.

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Post by Galted Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:54 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino.  He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium...

Very apt, considering how average you are.

Has Galted let this one slide or has he spontaneously combusted with rage?  All that is left is two charred Hi-Tecs and a Jack Wolfskin coat that was completely untouched by the fire.

Neither, Tino.  Julius has given me food for thought and, for that, I thank him.  I have no desire to be average and will use his advice to spur me on to, hopefully, avoid being average (though I do want to be above average and not below average).

If you think my medium comment is mean, wait 'til I get to full-on mode.

We need an emoticon wearing a mortarboard, elaborate moustache and monocle applauding frenziedly yet politely for Julius's comments.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:58 am

I'm second from the right.
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Post by Galted Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:00 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm second from the right.
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For a while I've imagined you as being the third from the left.
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Post by seanmichaels Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:14 am

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For a while I've imagined you as being the third from the left.

Nah, that's Colonel Sanders.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:17 am

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JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm second from the right.
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For a while I've imagined you as being the third from the left.

Nah, that's Colonel Sanders.

He looks more like Ken Bates.

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Post by Galted Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:27 pm

I just had a right result, went for a p1ss and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my zip was already down so I didn't have to bother.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:44 pm

Galted wrote:I just had a right result, went for a p1ss and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my zip was already down so I didn't have to bother.

you could have used the extra time to treat yourself to a sit down p1ss

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Post by Galted Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:50 pm

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Galted wrote:I just had a right result, went for a p1ss and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my zip was already down so I didn't have to bother.

you could have used the extra time to treat yourself to a sit down p1ss

Had an awkward moment earlier. Was having a dump and resting my chin on my hand, my elbow slipped off my thigh and I cracked my head on the toilet-roll dispenser.
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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:51 pm

Galted wrote:I cracked my head on the toilet-roll dispenser.

I hate over filled toilet roll dispensers, they need a good headbutt

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Post by Guest Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:57 pm

Galted wrote:I just had a right result, went for a p1ss and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my zip was already down so I didn't have to bother.
Similarly, I just had a right result, went for a dump and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my trousers were already down so I didn't have to bother

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Post by seanmichaels Wed 19 Feb 2014, 2:00 pm

I really need a poo but my buttocks are a bit fatigued after this mornings run. I made need a soak to encourage it.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 19 Feb 2014, 2:07 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Similarly, I just had a right result, went for a dump and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my trousers were already down so I didn't have to bother

At your age DAVE it would be a right result if you got to the bogs and found that you had not already shat yourself Smile

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Post by ShahenshahG Wed 19 Feb 2014, 2:16 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I really need a poo but my buttocks are a bit fatigued after this mornings run. I made need a soak to encourage it.

Laugh don't start that again. Once was enough

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Post by Guest Wed 19 Feb 2014, 2:24 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Similarly, I just had a right result, went for a dump and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my trousers were already down so I didn't have to bother

At your age DAVE it would be a right result if you got to the bogs and found that you had not already shat yourself Smile
At my age it's a result if I want a dump and still consider getting up and going to the toilet to be an option

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Post by Rowley Thu 20 Feb 2014, 7:32 am

Someone else is going to have to get the ball rolling. Too much pressure being first on in a morning.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 20 Feb 2014, 7:39 am

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this should set the ball rolling

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Post by Galted Thu 20 Feb 2014, 7:40 am

Assuaging on here today.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 20 Feb 2014, 7:59 am

Sausaging on here today.

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Post by Galted Thu 20 Feb 2014, 8:06 am

Anu$ gag is on here today.
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