The Culture Cup round 6

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:58 am

First topic message reminder :

rick_dagless wrote:http://io9.com/5982701/ultrasound-makes-sonoluminescent-bubbles

I think it is a grey ground Julius rather than black and white, so we may agree to disagree on this one

You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.

by **Galted** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Who would win a fight between carol singers (none of whom are wearing hi-tecs) and that giant caterpillar thing that Tina is scared of?

The carol singers with little effort, a group of 5 of them can easily bring down a fully grown elk. Tino is probably going to start some crap about pound for pound and mention a Klitchko and some 2' 3" Mexican.

Wrong. I am going to call you a silly c*nt and walk away.

I've had about 3/4 of a day to come up with a retort and haven't managed to do so yet.

You may have won this one, Tino, but don't think I'm taking it lying down, don't think that for even a second.

No need Galted. I actually withdraw the comment. It was driven by emotion and one should be more careful when feeding off ones emotions.

Instead, I will just highlight that you missed the letter 's' from Klitschko.

"It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions."

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:34 am

Went for a run this morning. 2.25 miles. Feeling slightly dizzy / nauseous.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:36 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Who would win a fight between carol singers (none of whom are wearing hi-tecs) and that giant caterpillar thing that Tina is scared of?

The carol singers with little effort, a group of 5 of them can easily bring down a fully grown elk. Tino is probably going to start some crap about pound for pound and mention a Klitchko and some 2' 3" Mexican.

Wrong. I am going to call you a silly c*nt and walk away.

I've had about 3/4 of a day to come up with a retort and haven't managed to do so yet.

You may have won this one, Tino, but don't think I'm taking it lying down, don't think that for even a second.

No need Galted. I actually withdraw the comment. It was driven by emotion and one should be more careful when feeding off ones emotions.

Instead, I will just highlight that you missed the letter 's' from Klitschko.

"It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions."

Morgan Freeman?

by **superflyweight** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:37 am

seanmichaels wrote:Went for a run this morning. 2.25 miles. Feeling slightly dizzy / nauseous.

No good comes from physical exercise, sean. None.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:41 am

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Went for a run this morning. 2.25 miles. Feeling slightly dizzy / nauseous.

No good comes from physical exercise, sean. None.

Could have pushed harder for longer but I was slightly scared of my ticker giving up.

by **Galted** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:47 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Who would win a fight between carol singers (none of whom are wearing hi-tecs) and that giant caterpillar thing that Tina is scared of?

The carol singers with little effort, a group of 5 of them can easily bring down a fully grown elk. Tino is probably going to start some crap about pound for pound and mention a Klitchko and some 2' 3" Mexican.

Wrong. I am going to call you a silly c*nt and walk away.

I've had about 3/4 of a day to come up with a retort and haven't managed to do so yet.

You may have won this one, Tino, but don't think I'm taking it lying down, don't think that for even a second.

No need Galted. I actually withdraw the comment. It was driven by emotion and one should be more careful when feeding off ones emotions.

Instead, I will just highlight that you missed the letter 's' from Klitschko.

"It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions."

Morgan Freeman?

It's impressive to see a man correctly identifying a Morgan Freeman quote.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:50 am

I like that film. I went to the cinema to see it when it came on. About 3 people walked out when the sword-dildo scene came on, including the girl I was with.

She was a bit highly strung.

by **Galted** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:56 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I like that film. I went to the cinema to see it when it came on. About 3 people walked out when the sword-dildo scene came on, including the girl I was with.

She was a bit highly strung.

During the scene with the emaciated thief tied to the bed you should have said to her:

They never f*cking last that long. Never!

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:58 am

I saw that at the cinema. Remember being quite gobsmacked at the end.

by **Galted** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:00 am

seanmichaels wrote:I saw that at the cinema. Remember being quite gobsmacked at the end.

Me too. I'm excellent at seeing twists or jaw-dropping moments approaching but that one took me by surprise. I don't believe anyone who said they saw it coming.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:02 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I like that film. I went to the cinema to see it when it came on. About 3 people walked out when the sword-dildo scene came on, including the girl I was with.

She was a bit highly strung.

During the scene with the emaciated thief tied to the bed you should have said to her:

They never f*cking last that long. Never!

I half expected her to be waiting outside for me so I could explain the ending. I think she had got the bus home though. Never saw her again.

by **superflyweight** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:04 am

You can thank Brad Pitt for that ending. He threatened to walk when the studio was set to replace it with a typical, cliched thriller ending with the cops racing against time to save Paltrow's character as she's taking a shower and Spacey is crawling through the bathroom window with a blade between his teeth.

by **Galted** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:06 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I like that film. I went to the cinema to see it when it came on. About 3 people walked out when the sword-dildo scene came on, including the girl I was with.

She was a bit highly strung.

During the scene with the emaciated thief tied to the bed you should have said to her:

They never f*cking last that long. Never!

I half expected her to be waiting outside for me so I could explain the ending. I think she had got the bus home though. Never saw her again.

She's probably fat anyway, most girls who don't appreciate decent cinematic scenes or sick jokes are.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:12 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I like that film. I went to the cinema to see it when it came on. About 3 people walked out when the sword-dildo scene came on, including the girl I was with.

She was a bit highly strung.

During the scene with the emaciated thief tied to the bed you should have said to her:

They never f*cking last that long. Never!

I half expected her to be waiting outside for me so I could explain the ending. I think she had got the bus home though. Never saw her again.

She's probably fat anyway, most girls who don't appreciate decent cinematic scenes or sick jokes are.

I have often thought I should have been chivalrous and left with her, but I had already paid for both tickets, two drinks and some popcorn.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:15 am

How often? Be honest.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:19 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:How often? Be honest.

Once. Back in 1997.

by Rowley Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:24 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I like that film. I went to the cinema to see it when it came on. About 3 people walked out when the sword-dildo scene came on, including the girl I was with.

She was a bit highly strung.

During the scene with the emaciated thief tied to the bed you should have said to her:

They never f*cking last that long. Never!

I half expected her to be waiting outside for me so I could explain the ending. I think she had got the bus home though. Never saw her again.

It's also a good film Tina. If you had stayed to see the end of an Adam Sandler film you would have no more stauncher critic than me, but Seven is not a walk up and leave film, even in the interests of chivalry.

She's probably fat anyway, most girls who don't appreciate decent cinematic scenes or sick jokes are.

I have often thought I should have been chivalrous and left with her, but I had already paid for both tickets, two drinks and some popcorn.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:25 am

You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

by **Galted** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:26 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino. He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium much to his displeasure.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:30 am

RIP, Jeff.

by Rowley Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

I have proper Michaelsed that one up haven't I. Unfortunate really, the first vaguely pleasant or supportive thing I have ever said to you on here will now be remembered solely for an embarrassing quoting incident.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:34 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino. He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium...

Very apt, considering how average you are.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:36 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

I have proper Michaelsed that one up haven't I. Unfortunate really, the first vaguely pleasant or supportive thing I have ever said to you on here will now be remembered solely for an embarrassing quoting incident.

Indeed, a smile started to form on my lips but then I L*L at your ineptitude and the moment was lost.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:37 am

Windows / Jeff - watched Slammin Sam (sam burgess documentary not a porno) last night. Can recommend it.

by Rowley Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:39 am

He is dead to me now Sean, he has gone over to the dark side.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:40 am

seanmichaels wrote:Windows / Jeff - watched Slammin Sam (sam burgess documentary not a porno) last night. Can recommend it.

Is it on youtube? Wife is out tonight so I will watch it later.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:28 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino. He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium...

Very apt, considering how average you are.

Has Galted let this one slide or has he spontaneously combusted with rage? All that is left is two charred Hi-Tecs and a Jack Wolfskin coat that was completely untouched by the fire.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Windows / Jeff - watched Slammin Sam (sam burgess documentary not a porno) last night. Can recommend it.

Is it on youtube? Wife is out tonight so I will watch it later.

Yep. Very pleasant young man.

by **Galted** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino. He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium...

Very apt, considering how average you are.

Has Galted let this one slide or has he spontaneously combusted with rage? All that is left is two charred Hi-Tecs and a Jack Wolfskin coat that was completely untouched by the fire.

Neither, Tino. Julius has given me food for thought and, for that, I thank him. I have no desire to be average and will use his advice to spur me on to, hopefully, avoid being average (though I do want to be above average and not below average).

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:40 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino. He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium...

Very apt, considering how average you are.

Has Galted let this one slide or has he spontaneously combusted with rage? All that is left is two charred Hi-Tecs and a Jack Wolfskin coat that was completely untouched by the fire.

Neither, Tino. Julius has given me food for thought and, for that, I thank him. I have no desire to be average and will use his advice to spur me on to, hopefully, avoid being average (though I do want to be above average and not below average).

As long you don't lose your vivacity and joie de vivre, that will be enough for me.

I have been on the receiving end of Julius vitriol on many occasions and it has spurred me on to be a slightly better person than I was yesterday.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:49 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino. He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium...

Very apt, considering how average you are.

Has Galted let this one slide or has he spontaneously combusted with rage? All that is left is two charred Hi-Tecs and a Jack Wolfskin coat that was completely untouched by the fire.

Neither, Tino. Julius has given me food for thought and, for that, I thank him. I have no desire to be average and will use his advice to spur me on to, hopefully, avoid being average (though I do want to be above average and not below average).

If you think my medium comment is mean, wait 'til I get to full-on mode.

by **Galted** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:54 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You made a right mess of quoting that, Jeff.

Not true, Tino. He died earlier this morning and is now forced to use me as a medium...

Very apt, considering how average you are.

Has Galted let this one slide or has he spontaneously combusted with rage? All that is left is two charred Hi-Tecs and a Jack Wolfskin coat that was completely untouched by the fire.

Neither, Tino. Julius has given me food for thought and, for that, I thank him. I have no desire to be average and will use his advice to spur me on to, hopefully, avoid being average (though I do want to be above average and not below average).

If you think my medium comment is mean, wait 'til I get to full-on mode.

We need an emoticon wearing a mortarboard, elaborate moustache and monocle applauding frenziedly yet politely for Julius's comments.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:58 am

I'm second from the right.
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by **Galted** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:00 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm second from the right.

For a while I've imagined you as being the third from the left.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:14 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm second from the right.

For a while I've imagined you as being the third from the left.

Nah, that's Colonel Sanders.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:17 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm second from the right.

For a while I've imagined you as being the third from the left.

Nah, that's Colonel Sanders.

He looks more like Ken Bates.

by **Galted** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:27 pm

I just had a right result, went for a p1ss and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my zip was already down so I didn't have to bother.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:44 pm

Galted wrote:I just had a right result, went for a p1ss and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my zip was already down so I didn't have to bother.

you could have used the extra time to treat yourself to a sit down p1ss

by **Galted** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:50 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Galted wrote:I just had a right result, went for a p1ss and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my zip was already down so I didn't have to bother.

you could have used the extra time to treat yourself to a sit down p1ss

Had an awkward moment earlier. Was having a dump and resting my chin on my hand, my elbow slipped off my thigh and I cracked my head on the toilet-roll dispenser.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:51 pm

Galted wrote:I cracked my head on the toilet-roll dispenser.

I hate over filled toilet roll dispensers, they need a good headbutt

by Guest Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:57 pm

Galted wrote:I just had a right result, went for a p1ss and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my zip was already down so I didn't have to bother.

Similarly, I just had a right result, went for a dump and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my trousers were already down so I didn't have to bother

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 2:00 pm

I really need a poo but my buttocks are a bit fatigued after this mornings run. I made need a soak to encourage it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 2:07 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Similarly, I just had a right result, went for a dump and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my trousers were already down so I didn't have to bother

At your age DAVE it would be a right result if you got to the bogs and found that you had not already shat yourself Smile

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 19 Feb 2014, 2:16 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I really need a poo but my buttocks are a bit fatigued after this mornings run. I made need a soak to encourage it.

don't start that again. Once was enough

by Guest Wed 19 Feb 2014, 2:24 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Similarly, I just had a right result, went for a dump and when I got to the bogs I discovered that my trousers were already down so I didn't have to bother

At your age DAVE it would be a right result if you got to the bogs and found that you had not already shat yourself

At my age it's a result if I want a dump and still consider getting up and going to the toilet to be an option

by Rowley Thu 20 Feb 2014, 7:32 am

Someone else is going to have to get the ball rolling. Too much pressure being first on in a morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 20 Feb 2014, 7:39 am

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this should set the ball rolling

by **Galted** Thu 20 Feb 2014, 7:40 am

Assuaging on here today.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 20 Feb 2014, 7:59 am

Sausaging on here today.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Feb 2014, 8:06 am

Anu$ gag is on here today.

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