The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

First topic message reminder :

As the old thread is reaching its max again, I thought I would set up a whole new 20 spare pages for you all to talk about things neither cultural or Cup based.

Not that it makes a difference.

All anthropod, cortex and mild stereotyping of northerners welcome in here.

Just don't ask about the 2014 cup competition though.

I love Galted, but when, in his hour of need, he writes his most heartfelt and poignant poetry, and there's nary a mention of myself, I do wonder why I've invested so much emotional time and energy into our friendship.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I love Galted, but when, in his hour of need, he writes his most heartfelt and poignant poetry, and there's nary a mention of myself, I do wonder why I've invested so much emotional time and energy into our friendship.

"He'd ridicule michaels" was originally "He'd ridicule Julius" but just didn't have the same flow.  I figured that, as you'd had a whole poem all to yourself, you wouldn't mind.

Christ!  How wrong could I be?

It's like you don't really know me at all.

Look, I have tried to be supportive as I am assured it is the right thing to do but enough is enough with all this poetry and feeling stuff. I am northern.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I love Galted, but when, in his hour of need, he writes his most heartfelt and poignant poetry, and there's nary a mention of myself, I do wonder why I've invested so much emotional time and energy into our friendship.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
If it makes you feel better, Jules,
I still love you.

Not up to Glated's standards but it is heartfelt, at least.

HOPELESSNESS PART II

He's older than granite
He's brighter than sparks
He's quite good at wordplay
He's JuliusHMarx

Aw, shucks, you guys...   

Rowley wrote:Look, I have tried to be supportive as I am assured it is the right thing to do but enough is enough with all this poetry and feeling stuff. I am northern.

Yes, the only Man of the North who has Radox barrths. Having barrths is bad enough, but Radox? Brian Glover will be turning in his grave.

I suffer back pain Tina. It is necessary to alleviate my suffering. Am sure you would not care to see me doubled over. (leave it, we're all better than that)

We used to have communal baths at school.

seanmichaels wrote:We used to have communal baths at school.

  

Tino has been promoted to mod?!!! Thats worse than tophat, at least with toppy theres a mean streak thats 50 miles wide (for poor people) Tino can't even say boo to his son.

ShahenshahG wrote:Tino has been promoted to mod?!!! Thats worse than tophat, at least with toppy theres a mean streak thats 50 miles wide (for poor people) Tino can't even say boo to his son.

Oh how the worm is about to turn....

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:We used to have communal baths at school.

  

Michaels father made him wear a chastity belt tino - no bumming happened (until sean and his mates had a whip round and installed a catflap on his arse)

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Tino has been promoted to mod?!!! Thats worse than tophat, at least with toppy theres a mean streak thats 50 miles wide (for poor people) Tino can't even say boo to his son.

Oh how the worm is about to turn....

Er...does that mean you are getting an erection?!!!

Nice to see all the man love on here chaps, I appear to have missed a love in...

Rats

Jesus bloody wept! This place will be shut down within a month.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:We used to have communal baths at school.

  

They were actually not allowed but we'd block the plug hole up with enough soap that the showers would soon fill the troughs up. Great times.

superflyweight wrote:Jesus bloody wept! This place will be shut down within a month.

Just dont mention Facebook for Christ sake super

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Tino has been promoted to mod?!!! Thats worse than tophat, at least with toppy theres a mean streak thats 50 miles wide (for poor people) Tino can't even say boo to his son.

Oh how the worm is about to turn....

Er...does that mean you are getting an erection?!!!

I thought I was getting one when I read Glated's poem, but it appears I had just dropped some Taxi bar in my lap.

superflyweight wrote:Jesus bloody wept! This place will be shut down within a month.  

Mid thirties, check. Scottish fathers, check.

Blue badge, che...

Nope, just me.

Mid thirties, check. Scottish Father, check.

Well liked and amusing, che..

Nope, just superfly.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Jesus bloody wept! This place will be shut down within a month.  

Mid thirties, check.  Scottish fathers, check.  

Blue badge, che...

Nope, just me.

You never know, he could be doing disability fraud and have a blue badge as well. I'm not surprised that you've got one, always thought you were a picnic basket short of a picnic

Rowley wrote:Mid thirties, check. Scottish Father, check.

Well liked and amusing, che..

Nope, just superfly.

That was quite funny.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Mid thirties, check. Scottish Father, check.

Well liked and amusing, che..

Nope, just superfly.

That was quite funny.

And touching.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Mid thirties, check. Scottish Father, check.

Well liked and amusing, che..

Nope, just superfly.

That was quite funny.

And touching.  

Indeed, better hope I don't tell Jeff about the PM you sent me calling him an obnoxious t*sser.

Why isn't your name in bold blue like all the rest of the Fun Nazis Mods?

seanmichaels wrote:Why isn't your name in bold blue like all the rest of the Fun Nazis Mods?

I think all this is Adam having a sick joke anyway. He will de-mod me when he gets bored.

Adam wants to hate me but he can't see past my rakish charm and the fact we had the same first dance song at our respective weddings.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Why isn't your name in bold blue like all the rest of the Fun Nazis Mods?

I think all this is Adam having a sick joke anyway.  He will de-mod me when he gets bored.

Adam wants to hate me but he can't see past my rakish charm and the fact we had the same first dance song at our respective weddings.

Lola?

'Administrator' now? I'm blue with envy.

I reckon Adam is tinos son and is playing a cat and mouse game with him

We all know Tina hasn't administered anything for at least 18 months.

JuliusHMarx wrote:'Administrator' now? I'm blue with envy.

  

Right, how do I ban Jeff?

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Why isn't your name in bold blue like all the rest of the Fun Nazis Mods?

I think all this is Adam having a sick joke anyway.  He will de-mod me when he gets bored.

Adam wants to hate me but he can't see past my rakish charm and the fact we had the same first dance song at our respective weddings.

Lola?

Al Green.

Just found out that the lyric 'cherry cola' in lola was originally 'coca-cola' but was changed to the generic 'cherry cola' after coca-cola complained.

Tina is nowhere near cool enough to have The Kinks as the first dance at his wedding.

Probably right on that. Being northern I expect he had the Jive Bunny Megamix on repeat.

Rowley wrote:Tina is nowhere near cool enough to have The Kinks as the first dance at his wedding.

Al Green is cool.

At least I didn't go down the tired old route of having Elvis.

Who an earth would do that......

I love Elvis dearly Tina. Your insults are water off a ducks back.

Rowley wrote:I love Elvis dearly Tina. Your insults are water off a ducks back.

I didn't realise you had an Elvis song, Jeff.

Fancy that....

An Elvis song Tina.

Pretty quick there Tina.

Rowley wrote:An Elvis song Tina.

That is what I said.

As a segue: Coca cola was originally green

Like my new badge, dagless.

You are still light blue on my screen Tino, I call shenanigans...

Mind you, it has all been a bit strange since Adam instigated "Threadgate"

rick_dagless wrote:You are still light blue on my screen Tino, I call shenanigans...

Yeah, Adam is playing games with me.  I can't actually do anything different than I could before my rapid rise through the 606v2 ranks.

I would give up all my badges if Galted came back though. He and I were mates once.

Tino wrote:I would give up all my badges if Galted came back though. He and I were mates once.

He is in a bath with a precariously poised toaster, knocking out some poetry...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:You are still light blue on my screen Tino, I call shenanigans...

Yeah, Adam is playing games with me.  I can't actually do anything different than I could before my rapid rise through the 606v2 ranks.

I would give up all my badges if Galted came back though.  He and I were mates once.

I suspect you're right Tina. I still have the option to ban you, but whenever I have tried to ban Adam it has never worked.