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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed 02 Apr 2014, 11:56 am

First topic message reminder :

That was the 990 post...

Is it a fitting replacement for a pubic triangle?

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Post by Galted Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:02 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall.  She is currently online and available to chat.

Yekaterina (35) loves me very much and is coming to visit me for romance as soon as I send her £2500 for her aeroplane ticket and to put her sick granny (whom she loves very much) in hospital.

Bring the granny over with Yekaterina.  I will look after her.

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I can imagine the kind of sex line you'd phone, "had a bad fall yesterday, did my hip again. My gammy knee's been playing up all week, hid my pension money in the corn flakes".
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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:04 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall.  She is currently online and available to chat.

Yekaterina (35) loves me very much and is coming to visit me for romance as soon as I send her £2500 for her aeroplane ticket and to put her sick granny (whom she loves very much) in hospital.

Bring the granny over with Yekaterina.  I will look after her.

 Laugh 

I can imagine the kind of sex line you'd phone, "had a bad fall yesterday, did my hip again.  My gammy knee's been playing up all week, hid my pension money in the corn flakes".

They have to be pacifists also

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Post by seanmichaels Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:05 pm

I once did a 50+ year old when I was younger. Was alright to be honest.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:06 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall.  She is currently online and available to chat.

Yekaterina (35) loves me very much and is coming to visit me for romance as soon as I send her £2500 for her aeroplane ticket and to put her sick granny (whom she loves very much) in hospital.

Bring the granny over with Yekaterina.  I will look after her.

 Laugh 

I can imagine the kind of sex line you'd phone, "had a bad fall yesterday, did my hip again.  My gammy knee's been playing up all week, hid my pension money in the corn flakes".

They have to be pacifists also

No.

I would enjoy being disciplined by an older woman. Preferably when she is sweating inside a leather gimp suit.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:08 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall.  She is currently online and available to chat.

Yekaterina (35) loves me very much and is coming to visit me for romance as soon as I send her £2500 for her aeroplane ticket and to put her sick granny (whom she loves very much) in hospital.

Bring the granny over with Yekaterina.  I will look after her.

 Laugh 

I can imagine the kind of sex line you'd phone, "had a bad fall yesterday, did my hip again.  My gammy knee's been playing up all week, hid my pension money in the corn flakes".

They have to be pacifists also

No.

I would enjoy being disciplined by an older woman.  Preferably when she is sweating inside a leather gimp suit.

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:11 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true. I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:14 pm

 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

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Post by ShahenshahG Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:15 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZU-owLWV3Q

Laugh So we know who you are now

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:17 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZU-owLWV3Q

Laugh So we know who you are now

That looks a lot like my lovemaking technique actually.

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Post by Rowley Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:25 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote: 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

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Post by Galted Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:26 pm

Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote: 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:28 pm

Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote: 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by seanmichaels Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:28 pm

Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote: 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

So is the udder one.

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Post by Galted Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:29 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote: 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.
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Post by seanmichaels Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:31 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote: 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:41 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote: 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

That's a load of bull.

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Post by Rowley Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:43 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote: 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

That's a load of bull.

He cud do better.

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Post by Galted Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:44 pm

Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote: 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

That's a load of bull.

He cud do better.

Just what is your beef with him?
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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:45 pm

This is udderley ridiculous

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:48 pm

Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote: 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

That's a load of bull.

He cud do better.

Just what is your beef with him?

Someone told me some interesting gossip about him - I heard it through the bovine.

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Post by TopHat24/7 Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:50 pm

Pubes.

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Post by Galted Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:50 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:Pubes.

 Laugh 
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Post by seanmichaels Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:58 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote: 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

That's a load of bull.

He cud do better.

Just what is your beef with him?

Someone told me some interesting gossip about him - I heard it through the bovine.

Nothing gets past your eyes.......

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 03 Apr 2014, 2:58 pm

Galted wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:Pubes.

 Laugh 

I wrote 'Hampton' AND 'Pubes' earlier - in a single, two-word post. Not a bloody snigger out of you. F*ck you and you favourites, Galted.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 03 Apr 2014, 3:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Rowley wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote: 
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

 drumroll 

Herd that one before.

 drumroll 

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

That's a load of bull.

He cud do better.

Just what is your beef with him?

Someone told me some interesting gossip about him - I heard it through the bovine.

Nothing gets past your eyes.......

Not when there's so much at steak....

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Post by Galted Thu 03 Apr 2014, 3:09 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hampton.

Pubes.

 Laugh Laugh Laugh 
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Post by TopHat24/7 Thu 03 Apr 2014, 3:11 pm

F*** you then.

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Post by Galted Thu 03 Apr 2014, 3:14 pm

Sad 
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Post by Galted Fri 04 Apr 2014, 7:19 am

ARSE!!
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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 04 Apr 2014, 7:40 am

Setting the tone for the day Galted? Or genuinely peeved?

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Post by superflyweight Fri 04 Apr 2014, 7:56 am

Why does the swear filter allow "arse" but changes "t*ts" to "jubblies".

Jubblies is rapey in a 1970's "no means yes and I'm on the telly" kind of way and much more offensive that "t*ts".

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Post by Galted Fri 04 Apr 2014, 7:59 am

Setting the tone, dagless.

@ superfly, not sure at the logic behind the swear filter.  "R*pe" was once "cuddle in a bad way" or something similar which is far more offensive than the word it replaced.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:03 am

Ooooh. I'm getting Ulkranians.

She's a carrot top in a good way so I'm going to bonk Marina, 22, 165cm, 55kg.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:05 am

Galted wrote:Setting the tone, dagless.

Fair play Galted, and a suitable tone for a Friday.

I tend to get trainline and Laterooms rather than Ukranians, My searches are not as exotic as your searches sean...

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Post by superflyweight Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:07 am

I've just set up a date with Vitali.

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:08 am

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Galted wrote:Setting the tone, dagless.

Fair play Galted, and a suitable tone for a Friday.

I tend to get trainline and Laterooms rather than Ukranians, My searches are not as exotic as your searches sean...

It genuinely can't be what I've personally searched. Had chinese dating and now Ulkranian dating. Ulkranians ok but I'm not attracted to orientals in the slightest. Unless there half and half like Jenson Button's missus.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:10 am

sean wrote:It genuinely can't be what I've personally searched. Had chinese dating and now Ulkranian dating. Ulkranians ok but I'm not attracted to orientals in the slightest. Unless there half and half like Jenson Button's missus.

She is hot! Though my top bar seems to pick up my cookies...

Must get more adventurous.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:12 am

I tend to get adverts for life insurance and trainline. That's about as spicy as I like it.

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Post by Galted Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:19 am

I got one about some magical trick that made a 53-year-old woman look 27, they should do it the other way around and target Tino.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:20 am

I get funeral parlours and incontinence pants.

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Post by Galted Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:22 am

Live Video Chat. Connect, flirt and have fun.

No thanks.
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:27 am

Just left some urination drops on the seat.

Hopefully they will have turned orange by the morning... I ate plenty of iron today.
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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:27 am

seanmichaels wrote:

She's a carrot top in a good way so I'm going to bonk Marina, 22, 165cm, 55kg.

Are you f*cking mad? Or drunk?

She is the ugliest one of the 4. I like Stasy but I think she is 14 years old so I am trying to bury the feelings.

Mind the windows Tino.
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Post by superflyweight Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:30 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

She's a carrot top in a good way so I'm going to bonk Marina, 22, 165cm, 55kg.

Are you f*cking mad? Or drunk?
She is the ugliest one of the 4.  I like Stasy but I think she is 14 years old so I am trying to bury the feelings.

Take a wild and crazy guess!

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Post by Galted Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

She's a carrot top in a good way so I'm going to bonk Marina, 22, 165cm, 55kg.

Are you f*cking mad?  Or drunk?

She is the ugliest one of the 4.  I like Stasy but I think she is 14 years old so I am trying to bury the feelings.

I just clicked on Stasy as I have no sense of shame but the company's decency filter, or whatever it is, blocked it.
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Post by Galted Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:34 am

Walk Where Jesus Walked.
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Post by superflyweight Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:35 am

Galted wrote:Walk Where Jesus Walked.

Nazareth?

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:37 am

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:Walk Where Jesus Walked.

Nazareth?  

Shouldn't that be NAZARETH?

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Post by superflyweight Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:38 am

Love hurts.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 04 Apr 2014, 8:38 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

She's a carrot top in a good way so I'm going to bonk Marina, 22, 165cm, 55kg.

Are you f*cking mad?  Or drunk?

She is the ugliest one of the 4.  I like Stasy but I think she is 14 years old so I am trying to bury the feelings.

I just clicked on Stasy as I have no sense of shame but the company's decency filter, or whatever it is, blocked it.

She assures me she isn't 14. The pictures she sent tell a different story though as she is sucking her thumb in most of them.

I think it's a thumb.

Mind the windows Tino.
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