The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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That was the 990 post...

Is it a fitting replacement for a pubic triangle?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall.  She is currently online and available to chat.

Yekaterina (35) loves me very much and is coming to visit me for romance as soon as I send her £2500 for her aeroplane ticket and to put her sick granny (whom she loves very much) in hospital.

Bring the granny over with Yekaterina.  I will look after her.

  

I can imagine the kind of sex line you'd phone, "had a bad fall yesterday, did my hip again. My gammy knee's been playing up all week, hid my pension money in the corn flakes".

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall.  She is currently online and available to chat.

Yekaterina (35) loves me very much and is coming to visit me for romance as soon as I send her £2500 for her aeroplane ticket and to put her sick granny (whom she loves very much) in hospital.

Bring the granny over with Yekaterina.  I will look after her.

  

I can imagine the kind of sex line you'd phone, "had a bad fall yesterday, did my hip again.  My gammy knee's been playing up all week, hid my pension money in the corn flakes".

They have to be pacifists also

I once did a 50+ year old when I was younger. Was alright to be honest.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall.  She is currently online and available to chat.

Yekaterina (35) loves me very much and is coming to visit me for romance as soon as I send her £2500 for her aeroplane ticket and to put her sick granny (whom she loves very much) in hospital.

Bring the granny over with Yekaterina.  I will look after her.

  

I can imagine the kind of sex line you'd phone, "had a bad fall yesterday, did my hip again.  My gammy knee's been playing up all week, hid my pension money in the corn flakes".

They have to be pacifists also

No.

I would enjoy being disciplined by an older woman. Preferably when she is sweating inside a leather gimp suit.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep getting adverts for a Ukrainian chat room at the head of my page.

I particularly like Kristina, 32 years old, who weighs 48kgs and is 168cm tall.  She is currently online and available to chat.

Yekaterina (35) loves me very much and is coming to visit me for romance as soon as I send her £2500 for her aeroplane ticket and to put her sick granny (whom she loves very much) in hospital.

Bring the granny over with Yekaterina.  I will look after her.

  

I can imagine the kind of sex line you'd phone, "had a bad fall yesterday, did my hip again.  My gammy knee's been playing up all week, hid my pension money in the corn flakes".

They have to be pacifists also

No.

I would enjoy being disciplined by an older woman.  Preferably when she is sweating inside a leather gimp suit.

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true. I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZU-owLWV3Q

So we know who you are now

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZU-owLWV3Q

So we know who you are now

That looks a lot like my lovemaking technique actually.

JuliusHMarx wrote: 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote: 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote: 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote: 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

So is the udder one.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote: 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote: 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote: 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

That's a load of bull.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote: 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

That's a load of bull.

He cud do better.

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote: 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

That's a load of bull.

He cud do better.

Just what is your beef with him?

This is udderley ridiculous

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote: 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

That's a load of bull.

He cud do better.

Just what is your beef with him?

Someone told me some interesting gossip about him - I heard it through the bovine.

Pubes.

TopHat24/7 wrote:Pubes.

  

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote: 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

That's a load of bull.

He cud do better.

Just what is your beef with him?

Someone told me some interesting gossip about him - I heard it through the bovine.

Nothing gets past your eyes.......

Galted wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:Pubes.

  

I wrote 'Hampton' AND 'Pubes' earlier - in a single, two-word post. Not a bloody snigger out of you. F*ck you and you favourites, Galted.

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote: 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

That's the problem with northerners, they haven't the courage to proposition a geriatric cow so they go for the next best thing.

Not true.  I did try and shag a cow but she kept on mooooving.

  

Herd that one before.

  

You really do have these quick one liners down pat.

You're just milking it now.

It's friesian outside today.

Well wear a jersey then.

In a professional environment. Dairy?

That's a load of bull.

He cud do better.

Just what is your beef with him?

Someone told me some interesting gossip about him - I heard it through the bovine.

Nothing gets past your eyes.......

Not when there's so much at steak....

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hampton.

Pubes.

    

F*** you then.

 

ARSE!!

Setting the tone for the day Galted? Or genuinely peeved?

Why does the swear filter allow "arse" but changes "t*ts" to "jubblies".

Jubblies is rapey in a 1970's "no means yes and I'm on the telly" kind of way and much more offensive that "t*ts".

Setting the tone, dagless.

@ superfly, not sure at the logic behind the swear filter.  "R*pe" was once "cuddle in a bad way" or something similar which is far more offensive than the word it replaced.

ARSE!

Ooooh. I'm getting Ulkranians.

She's a carrot top in a good way so I'm going to bonk Marina, 22, 165cm, 55kg.

Galted wrote:Setting the tone, dagless.

Fair play Galted, and a suitable tone for a Friday.

I tend to get trainline and Laterooms rather than Ukranians, My searches are not as exotic as your searches sean...

I've just set up a date with Vitali.

rick_dagless wrote:

Galted wrote:Setting the tone, dagless.

Fair play Galted, and a suitable tone for a Friday.

I tend to get trainline and Laterooms rather than Ukranians, My searches are not as exotic as your searches sean...

It genuinely can't be what I've personally searched. Had chinese dating and now Ulkranian dating. Ulkranians ok but I'm not attracted to orientals in the slightest. Unless there half and half like Jenson Button's missus.

sean wrote:It genuinely can't be what I've personally searched. Had chinese dating and now Ulkranian dating. Ulkranians ok but I'm not attracted to orientals in the slightest. Unless there half and half like Jenson Button's missus.

She is hot! Though my top bar seems to pick up my cookies...

Must get more adventurous.

I tend to get adverts for life insurance and trainline. That's about as spicy as I like it.

I got one about some magical trick that made a 53-year-old woman look 27, they should do it the other way around and target Tino.

I get funeral parlours and incontinence pants.

Live Video Chat. Connect, flirt and have fun.

No thanks.

Just left some urination drops on the seat.

Hopefully they will have turned orange by the morning... I ate plenty of iron today.

seanmichaels wrote:

She's a carrot top in a good way so I'm going to bonk Marina, 22, 165cm, 55kg.

Are you f*cking mad? Or drunk?

She is the ugliest one of the 4. I like Stasy but I think she is 14 years old so I am trying to bury the feelings.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

She's a carrot top in a good way so I'm going to bonk Marina, 22, 165cm, 55kg.

Are you f*cking mad? Or drunk?
She is the ugliest one of the 4.  I like Stasy but I think she is 14 years old so I am trying to bury the feelings.

Take a wild and crazy guess!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

She's a carrot top in a good way so I'm going to bonk Marina, 22, 165cm, 55kg.

Are you f*cking mad?  Or drunk?

She is the ugliest one of the 4.  I like Stasy but I think she is 14 years old so I am trying to bury the feelings.

I just clicked on Stasy as I have no sense of shame but the company's decency filter, or whatever it is, blocked it.

Walk Where Jesus Walked.

Galted wrote:Walk Where Jesus Walked.

Nazareth?

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Walk Where Jesus Walked.

Nazareth?  

Shouldn't that be NAZARETH?

Love hurts.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

She's a carrot top in a good way so I'm going to bonk Marina, 22, 165cm, 55kg.

Are you f*cking mad?  Or drunk?

She is the ugliest one of the 4.  I like Stasy but I think she is 14 years old so I am trying to bury the feelings.

I just clicked on Stasy as I have no sense of shame but the company's decency filter, or whatever it is, blocked it.

She assures me she isn't 14. The pictures she sent tell a different story though as she is sucking her thumb in most of them.

I think it's a thumb.