The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 9:51 am

First topic message reminder :

Sh1t on here today.

by kingraf Wed 21 May 2014, 1:07 pm

seanmichaels wrote:In my days as a swordsmen, I found that sustained prodding at the back end rarely paid dividends.

Rough night?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 May 2014, 1:08 pm

seanmichaels wrote:In my days as a swordsmen, I found that sustained prodding at the back end rarely paid dividends.

Those boys at private school a tough nut to crack?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:08 pm

Swordsmen / Harpoonist / Lothario. Take your pick.

by **Union Cane** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:08 pm

They are talking about cricket, Tino, stop them, stop them… Crying or Very sad

by **seanmichaels** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:10 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:In my days as a swordsmen, I found that sustained prodding at the back end rarely paid dividends.

Those boys at private school a tough nut to crack?

I've already been through this. If there was one at school he must have kept it bloody quiet. Coming out in the Kremlin would be easier. A guy had to leave school just because his Dad ran off with another fella.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:14 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:In my days as a swordsmen, I found that sustained prodding at the back end rarely paid dividends.

Those boys at private school a tough nut to crack?

I've already been through this. If there was one at school he must have kept it bloody quiet.

Well done.

by kingraf Wed 21 May 2014, 1:14 pm

Union Cane wrote:They are talking about cricket, Tino, stop them, stop them…

I do seem to be a common denominator in these discussions. That Fyodor Dostoyevsk novel, The Idiot. is a nice read

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:16 pm

kingraf wrote:
Union Cane wrote:They are talking about cricket, Tino, stop them, stop them…

I do seem to be a common denominator in these discussions. That Fyodor Dostoyevsk novel, The Idiot. is a nice read

Unlike that last sentence. Or was it two sentences?

by kingraf Wed 21 May 2014, 1:20 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
kingraf wrote:
Union Cane wrote:They are talking about cricket, Tino, stop them, stop them…

I do seem to be a common denominator in these discussions. That Fyodor Dostoyevsk novel, The Idiot. is a nice read

Unlike that last sentence. Or was it two sentences?

Solipsism, Julius. Do those two sentences really exist, or have you simply fabricated them, and your external reality in a rather extended dream?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 May 2014, 1:21 pm

Union Cane wrote:They are talking about cricket, Tino, stop them, stop them…

I like cricket.

I like you as well although you're testing my limits these days.

by **Galted** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:22 pm

kingraf wrote:
Union Cane wrote:They are talking about cricket, Tino, stop them, stop them…

I do seem to be a common denominator in these discussions. That Fyodor Dostoyevsk novel, The Idiot. is a nice read

Haven't read it. Probably won't bother as Crime and Punishment is crap, not many people realise this or admit to it as it's supposed to be a classic. Maybe The Idiot is about such a person.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:27 pm

Galted wrote:
kingraf wrote:
Union Cane wrote:They are talking about cricket, Tino, stop them, stop them…

I do seem to be a common denominator in these discussions. That Fyodor Dostoyevsk novel, The Idiot. is a nice read

Haven't read it. Probably won't bother as Crime and Punishment is crap, not many people realise this or admit to it as it's supposed to be a classic. Maybe The Idiot. is about such a person.

Fixed that last sentence for you. Or is it two sentences?

by **Galted** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:27 pm

Just been looking at pictures of people who've had their faces bitten off by chimps or smackheads. Pretty nasty stuff.

by **Galted** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:28 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
kingraf wrote:
Union Cane wrote:They are talking about cricket, Tino, stop them, stop them…

I do seem to be a common denominator in these discussions. That Fyodor Dostoyevsk novel, The Idiot. is a nice read

Haven't read it. Probably won't bother as Crime and Punishment is crap, not many people realise this or admit to it as it's supposed to be a classic. Maybe The Idiot. is about such a person.

Fixed that last sentence for you. Or is it two sentences?

Thank. You Julius.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:31 pm

Windows, who would win in a fight between a common UK ant and an earwig?

by **Union Cane** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:33 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:They are talking about cricket, Tino, stop them, stop them…

I like cricket.

I like you as well although you're testing my limits these days.

Yay!

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:34 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Windows, who would win in a fight between a common UK ant and an earwig?

And what's the origin of the word 'earwig'?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:36 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Windows, who would win in a fight between a common UK ant and an earwig?

And what's the origin of the word 'earwig'?

The common term, earwig, is derived from the Old English ēare, which means "ear", and wicga, which means "insect". The name may be related to the old wives' tale that earwigs burrowed into the brains of humans through the ear and laid their eggs there

by **Galted** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:39 pm

Perhaps chimpanzees and smackheads feed on earwig eggs and bite through people's faces to get to them.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:39 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Windows, who would win in a fight between a common UK ant and an earwig?

And what's the origin of the word 'earwig'?

The common term, earwig, is derived from the Old English ēare, which means "ear", and wicga, which means "insect". The name may be related to the old wives' tale that earwigs burrowed into the brains of humans through the ear and laid their eggs there

You did well to research that so quickly without googling it.

by **Union Cane** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:41 pm

Wikipedia wrote:"Earwigs are nocturnal; they often hide in small, moist crevices during the day"

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 May 2014, 1:48 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Windows, who would win in a fight between a common UK ant and an earwig?

I remember the days when you used to call me Tino. Or at least Tina, Tonto, TinTin, or Tinto. Now it's just Windows. What happened to us, Sean?

I really don't know the answer although I suspect the ant. They would attack in numbers and earwigs are solitary, I think. One on one, maybe the 'wig would win, but that wouldn't happen. Ants fight in numbers.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Windows, who would win in a fight between a common UK ant and an earwig?

I remember the days when you used to call me Tino. Or at least Tina, Tonto, TinTin, or Tinto. Now it's just Windows. What happened to us, Sean?

I don't like calling you Tina. Brings even more pink to the forum.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:56 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Windows, who would win in a fight between a common UK ant and an earwig?

I remember the days when you used to call me Tino. Or at least Tina, Tonto, TinTin, or Tinto. Now it's just Windows. What happened to us, Sean?

I don't like calling you Tina. Brings even more pink to the forum.

You've got the same name a wrestler. What could be more camp than that?

by **Galted** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:58 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Windows, who would win in a fight between a common UK ant and an earwig?

I remember the days when you used to call me Tino. Or at least Tina, Tonto, TinTin, or Tinto. Now it's just Windows. What happened to us, Sean?

I don't like calling you Tina. Brings even more pink to the forum.

It's also expressly forbidden in one of the admin mails to call people by girl names unless it's a name they chose for themselves.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 21 May 2014, 1:58 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Windows, who would win in a fight between a common UK ant and an earwig?

I remember the days when you used to call me Tino. Or at least Tina, Tonto, TinTin, or Tinto. Now it's just Windows. What happened to us, Sean?

I don't like calling you Tina. Brings even more pink to the forum.

You've got the same name a wrestler. What could be more camp than that?

I'm just a sexy boy, sexy boy! I'm not your boy toy, boy toy!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 May 2014, 2:00 pm

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Windows, who would win in a fight between a common UK ant and an earwig?

I remember the days when you used to call me Tino. Or at least Tina, Tonto, TinTin, or Tinto. Now it's just Windows. What happened to us, Sean?

I don't like calling you Tina. Brings even more pink to the forum.

It's also expressly forbidden in one of the admin mails to call people by girl names unless it's a name they chose for themselves.

Jeff calls me Tina.

by **Union Cane** Wed 21 May 2014, 2:05 pm

It looks like its going to urine it* later so I won't be playing golf after all.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 21 May 2014, 2:07 pm

I can't think of a reason for editing this post.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 May 2014, 2:08 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I can't think of a reason for editing this post.

Hi Jules.

by Rowley Wed 21 May 2014, 2:18 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Jeff calls me Tina.

I am the George Best of the moderation team. I play by my own rules.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 21 May 2014, 2:18 pm

The cabbages are looking particularly tasty this year I have noticed...

by Rowley Wed 21 May 2014, 2:18 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Jeff calls me Tina.

I am the George Best of the moderation team. I play by my own rules.

P.S. I also like to imagine you dressed as a woman.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 May 2014, 2:23 pm

Rowley wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Jeff calls me Tina.

I am the George Best of the moderation team. I play by my own rules.

P.S. I also like to imagine you dressed as a woman.

Pervert.

by Rowley Wed 21 May 2014, 2:25 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Jeff calls me Tina.

I am the George Best of the moderation team. I play by my own rules.

P.S. I also like to imagine you dressed as a woman.

Pervert.

Anything to get you out of the god awful Next pastels works for me.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 May 2014, 2:27 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Jeff calls me Tina.

I am the George Best of the moderation team. I play by my own rules.

P.S. I also like to imagine you dressed as a woman.

Pervert.

Anything to get you out of the god awful Next pastels works for me.

That made me lol out loud.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 21 May 2014, 2:32 pm

How's Kim? There was a girl in our meeting who was a bit roomy but had a decent face. Would definitley make love to it given half the chance. I imagine Kim would be like her.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 21 May 2014, 2:37 pm

seanmichaels wrote:How's Kim? There was a girl in our meeting who was a bit roomy but had a decent face. Would definitley make love to it given half the chance. I imagine Kim would be like her.

I think she is alright. She was in the kitchen earlier talking to one of the bean counters about Ashley Cole and whether he was staying at Chelsea.

Didn't like to interrupt.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 21 May 2014, 2:37 pm

seanmichaels wrote:How's Kim? There was a girl in our meeting who was a bit roomy but had a decent face. Would definitley make love to it given half the chance. I imagine Kim would be like her.

Reason for editing : too many hers, but not to correct 'definitley'

by **seanmichaels** Wed 21 May 2014, 2:39 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:How's Kim? There was a girl in our meeting who was a bit roomy but had a decent face. Would definitley make love to it given half the chance. I imagine Kim would be like her.

Reason for editing : too many hers, but not to correct 'definitley'

Just bog off

by **Galted** Wed 21 May 2014, 2:42 pm

Jack Whitehall is a c*nt.

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