The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by **Galted** Mon May 12, 2014 10:51 am

First topic message reminder :

Sh1t on here today.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 12:17 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:What are you buying today then, Jeff?

Some polo shirts probably. Nephew has just told me he needs a suit so little s*it has eaten into my budget somewhat.

If you see any nice shirt and jumper combos in Next, could you pick me some up and I'll pay you back?

Is that a trick question? There are no nice shirt and jumper combos in Next and never have been.

Not a trick question and not aimed at you either. So butt out, old man.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 15, 2014 12:27 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:What are you buying today then, Jeff?

Some polo shirts probably. Nephew has just told me he needs a suit so little s*it has eaten into my budget somewhat.

If you see any nice shirt and jumper combos in Next, could you pick me some up and I'll pay you back?

Is that a trick question? There are no nice shirt and jumper combos in Next and never have been.

Not a trick question and not aimed at you either. So butt out, old man.

I'm concerned about Jeff. Hate to see the poor guy sent on a fool's errand. Fool.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 12:29 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:What are you buying today then, Jeff?

Some polo shirts probably. Nephew has just told me he needs a suit so little s*it has eaten into my budget somewhat.

If you see any nice shirt and jumper combos in Next, could you pick me some up and I'll pay you back?

Is that a trick question? There are no nice shirt and jumper combos in Next and never have been.

Not a trick question and not aimed at you either. So butt out, old man.

I'm concerned about Jeff. Hate to see the poor guy sent on a fool's errand. Fool.

You'll be pleased know I am not wearing a jumper at the moment. I took it off as it is quite warm. I may wear it for the journey home depending on the temperature.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 15, 2014 12:44 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You'll be pleased know I am not wearing a jumper at the moment.

Watch out ladeez.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 1:30 pm

Galted wrote:Sh1t on here today.

by **superflyweight** Thu May 15, 2014 1:40 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:What are you buying today then, Jeff?

Some polo shirts probably. Nephew has just told me he needs a suit so little s*it has eaten into my budget somewhat.

If you see any nice shirt and jumper combos in Next, could you pick me some up and I'll pay you back?

Is that a trick question? There are no nice shirt and jumper combos in Next and never have been.

Not a trick question and not aimed at you either. So butt out, old man.

I'm concerned about Jeff. Hate to see the poor guy sent on a fool's errand. Fool.

You'll be pleased know I am not wearing a jumper at the moment. I took it off as it is quite warm. I may wear it for the journey home depending on the temperature.

Sigh.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 1:45 pm

F*ck you, superfly.

by kingraf Thu May 15, 2014 1:46 pm

This walking/public transport thing isnt working out for me. Had to think about walking two kilometers to the cafe down the street, so instead I had slightly stale chicken wraps at the canteen.

Chicken 7/10
wrapping 9/10
freshness 4/10
fruit juice 6/10

Overall 24/40, so 60%. Felt lower.

by Rowley Thu May 15, 2014 1:51 pm

Shopping trip going well. More to follow.

by **superflyweight** Thu May 15, 2014 1:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you, superfly.

Quote lifted direct from Shaft's headstone.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 1:54 pm

Rowley wrote:Shopping trip going well. More to follow.

Have you been in Next?

by **Galted** Thu May 15, 2014 1:59 pm

kingraf wrote:This walking/public transport thing isnt working out for me. Had to think about walking two kilometers to the cafe down the street, so instead I had slightly stale chicken wraps at the canteen.

Chicken 7/10
wrapping 9/10
freshness 4/10
fruit juice 6/10

Overall 24/40, so 60%. Felt lower.

You've probably rated the wrap part too highly and it shouldn't count for a quarter of the rating.

You didn't cover yourself with glory regarding maths in this post either, kingraf. I suggest you add it again.

by **superflyweight** Thu May 15, 2014 2:04 pm

Galted wrote:
kingraf wrote:This walking/public transport thing isnt working out for me. Had to think about walking two kilometers to the cafe down the street, so instead I had slightly stale chicken wraps at the canteen.

Chicken 7/10
wrapping 9/10
freshness 4/10
fruit juice 6/10

Overall 24/40, so 60%. Felt lower.

You've probably rated the wrap part too highly and it shouldn't count for a quarter of the rating.

You didn't cover yourself with glory regarding maths in this post either, kingraf. I suggest you add it again.

It's that complete disregard for detail that will ensure that raf remains an associate member rather than full member of the Culture Cup.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 2:05 pm

That's the first sensible post you've made for ages, Superfly.

by kingraf Thu May 15, 2014 2:09 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:
kingraf wrote:This walking/public transport thing isnt working out for me. Had to think about walking two kilometers to the cafe down the street, so instead I had slightly stale chicken wraps at the canteen.

Chicken 7/10
wrapping 9/10
freshness 4/10
fruit juice 6/10

Overall 24/40, so 60%. Felt lower.

You've probably rated the wrap part too highly and it shouldn't count for a quarter of the rating.

You didn't cover yourself with glory regarding maths in this post either, kingraf. I suggest you add it again.

It's that complete disregard for detail that will ensure that raf remains an associate member rather than full member of the Culture Cup.

Probably did rate the wrap too highly, but it looked so inviting, and was wrapped so creatively!! No excuses for the incorrect addition. Sometimes these things happen.

by kingraf Thu May 15, 2014 2:12 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:That's the first sensible post you've made for ages, Superfly.

My membership isnt pending, I havent applied!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 2:16 pm

kingraf wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:That's the first sensible post you've made for ages, Superfly.

My membership isnt pending, I havent applied!

Oh yes you have, young man.

Just appearing on here is an application.

by **Union Cane** Thu May 15, 2014 2:17 pm

You'll all be glad to hear that I am not Stephen Sutton, 19, British charity fundraiser.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 2:19 pm

Union Cane wrote:You'll all be glad to hear that I am not Stephen Sutton, 19, British charity fundraiser.

But are you Oskar Koch?

by Rowley Thu May 15, 2014 2:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Shopping trip going well. More to follow.

Have you been in Next?

Yes would normally not set foot in there but nephew needs a suit.

by **Union Cane** Thu May 15, 2014 2:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:You'll all be glad to hear that I am not Stephen Sutton, 19, British charity fundraiser.

But are you Oskar Koch?

No, but I do know his brother Hugh.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 2:21 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Shopping trip going well. More to follow.

Have you been in Next?

Yes would normally not set foot in there

I can understand that, it's hardly aimed at your kind of build.

by kingraf Thu May 15, 2014 2:23 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:That's the first sensible post you've made for ages, Superfly.

My membership isnt pending, I havent applied!

Oh yes you have, young man.

Just appearing on here is an application.

In which case, given the fact that i havent been barred from apearing on here, despite being a "applicant" for about 12 weeks, or two months, its fair to say my applicacion was in actuality, a raging #success

by **Union Cane** Thu May 15, 2014 2:30 pm

kingraf wrote:In which case, given the fact that i I ~~havent~~ haven't been barred from ~~apearing~~ appearing on here, despite being a an "applicant" for about 12 weeks, or two months, (3 months?) its fair to say my ~~applicacion~~ application was in actuality, a raging #success.

That would be a B at GCSE, well done mate.

by Rowley Thu May 15, 2014 2:32 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Shopping trip going well. More to follow.

Have you been in Next?

Yes would normally not set foot in there

I can understand that, it's hardly aimed at your kind of build.

T'is true, just hoping to find a branch of Jacomo soon.

by **seanmichaels** Thu May 15, 2014 2:32 pm

Clinical.

by **seanmichaels** Thu May 15, 2014 2:33 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Shopping trip going well. More to follow.

Have you been in Next?

Yes would normally not set foot in there

I can understand that, it's hardly aimed at your kind of build.

T'is true, just hoping to find a branch of Jacomo soon.

Just get a fat gown from Evans.

by **Galted** Thu May 15, 2014 2:35 pm

Union Cane wrote:
kingraf wrote:In which case, given the fact that i I ~~havent~~ haven't been barred from ~~apearing~~ appearing on here, despite being a an "applicant" for about 12 weeks, or two months, (3 months?) its fair to say my ~~applicacion~~ application was in actuality, a raging #success.

That would be a B at GCSE, well done mate.

Brutal but necessary. Perhaps kingraf could be given an "L" badge while he finds his feet, he does seem quite quick on the uptake and wouldn't want to discourage him.

by **Galted** Thu May 15, 2014 2:36 pm

Union Cane wrote:You'll all be glad to hear that I am not Stephen Sutton, 19, British charity fundraiser.

The angry Kiwi seemed to perk up when he read about Sutton's death. Nowhere near the rapture when he heard about Bob Crow though.

by kingraf Thu May 15, 2014 2:39 pm

Union Cane wrote:
kingraf wrote:In which case, given the fact that i I ~~havent~~ haven't been barred from ~~apearing~~ appearing on here, despite being a an "applicant" for about 12 weeks, or two months, (3 months?) its fair to say my ~~applicacion~~ application was in actuality, a raging #success.

That would be a B at GCSE, well done mate.

Thanks mate, ENglish isnt even my eighth language.

by **Union Cane** Thu May 15, 2014 2:42 pm

kingraf wrote:Thanks mate, ENglish isnt even my eighth language.

Clerly.

by kingraf Thu May 15, 2014 2:46 pm

Union Cane wrote:
kingraf wrote:Thanks mate, ENglish isnt even my eighth language.

Clerly.

I did however, actually get a B for it in my O-levels. warning

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 15, 2014 2:49 pm

kingraf wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
kingraf wrote:Thanks mate, ENglish isnt even my eighth language.

Clerly.

I did however, actually get a B for it in my O-levels.

I think I got B too. Or not B too? That is the question.

by **seanmichaels** Thu May 15, 2014 2:52 pm

Interesting Anthropod / Cat story. It is that time of year again when some flying beetle-like bug surfaces from my lawn. Possibly a Mayfly. Drives the cats bananas, somersaulting across the garden trying to catch the bloody things. Had 4 in the kitchen so far. Minging things to pick up as they grip you. Could probly have a centipede in my opinion.

by **seanmichaels** Thu May 15, 2014 2:58 pm

Actually, they are Cockchafers. Fearsome

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 2:59 pm

The Culture Cup Committee 2014

Life President: Tino

Chairman: Jeff (term ends 31.12.2014)

Treasurer: Julius

Secretary: Galted

List of full members:

Tino
Jeff
Galted
Julius
michaels (Head of refreshments)
superfly (Legal council. Rick as his ~~b!tch~~ deputy)
Union (Head of lists (both lineal and reverse lineal) and resident DJ)

List of associate members (pending full membership):

Rick
Shah
Raf
Dave
Il Gia (would be a full member but hasn't turned up to meetings for the last 3 months)
Linebreaker (acting head of international relations)

A.O.B

i) michaels is on a final warning for being drunk all the time.
ii) Galted is on a second verbal warning for the store cupboard incident. The committee have decided that his version of events, however tenuous, have to be accepted. Without finding the ~~victim~~ girl there is no way to establish whether she was 16 or not.
iii) Julius's application to be the chairman for 2015 has been rejected based on his age and the high probability that he won't see out the whole of next year.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 3:02 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Actually, they are Cockchafers. Fearsome

Spang beetles.

by **Galted** Thu May 15, 2014 3:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

i) michaels is on a final warning for being drunk all the time.
ii) Galted is on a second verbal warning for the store cupboard incident. The committee have decided that his version of events, however tenuous, have to be accepted. Without finding the ~~victim~~ girl there is no way to establish whether she was 16 or not.
iii) Julius's application to be the chairman for 2015 has been rejected based on his age and the high probability that he won't see out the whole of next year.

FFS, she was unconscious, what does it matter?

by **seanmichaels** Thu May 15, 2014 3:04 pm

As head of refreshments I think I am going to have to start a drinks review section...

by **Galted** Thu May 15, 2014 3:05 pm

Has TopHat resigned?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 3:07 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

i) michaels is on a final warning for being drunk all the time.
ii) Galted is on a second verbal warning for the store cupboard incident. The committee have decided that his version of events, however tenuous, have to be accepted. Without finding the ~~victim~~ girl there is no way to establish whether she was 16 or not.
iii) Julius's application to be the chairman for 2015 has been rejected based on his age and the high probability that he won't see out the whole of next year.

FFS, she was unconscious, what does it matter?

Oh yeah, why did you PM me this then?

Galted wrote:Please Tino, tell me you won't kick me out? She told me she was 13 16, at least I think that's what she said, it was hard to tell as she was talking with her mouth full.

She doesn't sound unconscious to me, Galted?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 3:08 pm

Galted wrote:Has TopHat resigned?

He was never in. Made the buffet at the AGM too expensive.

by kingraf Thu May 15, 2014 3:14 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

i) michaels is on a final warning for being drunk all the time.
ii) Galted is on a second verbal warning for the store cupboard incident. The committee have decided that his version of events, however tenuous, have to be accepted. Without finding the ~~victim~~ girl there is no way to establish whether she was 16 or not.
iii) Julius's application to be the chairman for 2015 has been rejected based on his age and the high probability that he won't see out the whole of next year.

FFS, she was unconscious, what does it matter?

Oh yeah, why did you PM me this then?

Galted wrote:Please Tino, tell me you won't kick me out? She told me she was 13 16, at least I think that's what she said, it was hard to tell as she was talking with her mouth full.

She doesn't sound unconscious to me, Galted?

In the words of Kanye West "Whatever she accuse, he wasn't really drunk he just had a few brews"

by kingraf Thu May 15, 2014 3:19 pm

I streamed Coldplay's new album last. Chris Martin seems to have had a suicidal last two years, I hope someone checks on him.

by **superflyweight** Thu May 15, 2014 3:21 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The Culture Cup Committee 2014

Life President: Tino

Chairman: Jeff (term ends 31.12.2014)

Treasurer: Julius

Secretary: Galted

List of full members:

Tino
Jeff
Galted
Julius
michaels (Head of refreshments)
superfly (Legal council. Rick as his ~~b!tch~~ deputy)
Union (Head of lists (both lineal and reverse lineal) and resident DJ)

List of associate members (pending full membership):

Rick
Shah
Raf
Dave
Il Gia (would be a full member but hasn't turned up to meetings for the last 3 months)
Linebreaker (acting head of international relations)

A.O.B

i) michaels is on a final warning for being drunk all the time.
ii) Galted is on a second verbal warning for the store cupboard incident. The committee have decided that his version of events, however tenuous, have to be accepted. Without finding the ~~victim~~ girl there is no way to establish whether she was 16 or not.
iii) Julius's application to be the chairman for 2015 has been rejected based on his age and the high probability that he won't see out the whole of next year.

* Counsel

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 3:22 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The Culture Cup Committee 2014

Life President: Tino

Chairman: Jeff (term ends 31.12.2014)

Treasurer: Julius

Secretary: Galted

List of full members:

Tino
Jeff
Galted
Julius
michaels (Head of refreshments)
superfly (Legal council. Rick as his ~~b!tch~~ deputy)
Union (Head of lists (both lineal and reverse lineal) and resident DJ)

List of associate members (pending full membership):

Rick
Shah
Raf
Dave
Il Gia (would be a full member but hasn't turned up to meetings for the last 3 months)
Linebreaker (acting head of international relations)

A.O.B

i) michaels is on a final warning for being drunk all the time.
ii) Galted is on a second verbal warning for the store cupboard incident. The committee have decided that his version of events, however tenuous, have to be accepted. Without finding the ~~victim~~ girl there is no way to establish whether she was 16 or not.
iii) Julius's application to be the chairman for 2015 has been rejected based on his age and the high probability that he won't see out the whole of next year.

* Counsel

F*ck you, superfly.

by kingraf Thu May 15, 2014 3:24 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The Culture Cup Committee 2014

Life President: Tino

Chairman: Jeff (term ends 31.12.2014)

Treasurer: Julius

Secretary: Galted

List of full members:

Tino
Jeff
Galted
Julius
michaels (Head of refreshments)
superfly (Legal council. Rick as his ~~b!tch~~ deputy)
Union (Head of lists (both lineal and reverse lineal) and resident DJ)

List of associate members (pending full membership):

Rick
Shah
Raf
Dave
Il Gia (would be a full member but hasn't turned up to meetings for the last 3 months)
Linebreaker (acting head of international relations)

A.O.B

i) michaels is on a final warning for being drunk all the time.
ii) Galted is on a second verbal warning for the store cupboard incident. The committee have decided that his version of events, however tenuous, have to be accepted. Without finding the ~~victim~~ girl there is no way to establish whether she was 16 or not.
iii) Julius's application to be the chairman for 2015 has been rejected based on his age and the high probability that he won't see out the whole of next year.

* Counsel

Very good.

by **superflyweight** Thu May 15, 2014 3:26 pm

That made me lol out loud, Tina.

Where is Dave? I've been scanning the news to see if any serial killers have been caught, but nothing!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu May 15, 2014 3:28 pm

superflyweight wrote:That made me lol out loud, Tina.

Where is Dave? I've been scanning the news to see if any serial killers have been caught, but nothing!

Don't use l*l, superfly.

His wife was expecting their second child, I think. That must have happened.

by **superflyweight** Thu May 15, 2014 3:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:That made me lol out loud, Tina.

Where is Dave? I've been scanning the news to see if any serial killers have been caught, but nothing!

Don't use l*l, superfly.

His wife was expecting their second child, I think. That must have happened.

Am sure a goat has been slaughtered in celebration!

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