The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

by **Galted** Mon 12 May 2014, 9:51 am

First topic message reminder :

Sh1t on here today.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 May 2014, 2:54 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

by **Galted** Fri 16 May 2014, 2:55 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

That stands for "Big Willies Tear Fannies", it's a legal term I've heard a lot of hypothetically.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 May 2014, 2:56 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

That stands for "Big Willies Tear Fannies", it's a legal term I've heard a lot of hypothetically.

Have you heard of the GLATSOHC?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 16 May 2014, 2:58 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

That stands for "Big Willies Tear Fannies", it's a legal term I've heard a lot of hypothetically.

Have you heard of the GLATSOHC?

It's similar, I believe, to MTWTSLW.

by **Galted** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

That stands for "Big Willies Tear Fannies", it's a legal term I've heard a lot of hypothetically.

Have you heard of the GLATSOHC?

Galted's Lengthy Appendage Towers Spectacularly Over High Cliffs?

by **Galted** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:07 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

That stands for "Big Willies Tear Fannies", it's a legal term I've heard a lot of hypothetically.

Have you heard of the GLATSOHC?

It's similar, I believe, to MTWTSLW.

Mrs Tino Worships Tino's Silly Little Willy?

by **Galted** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:08 pm

Just bought myself a bag of Haribo Tangfastics. Delightful combination of sweet and sour, you just never know what sensation the next bite will bring.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:08 pm

Galted's Lovely Arris Turns Shah on Hot Chocolate

by **seanmichaels** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:09 pm

Galted wrote:Just bought myself a bag of Haribo Tangfastics. Delightful combination of sweet and sour, you just never know what sensation the next bite will bring.

Ulcerated tongue.

Maynards Fizzy Sours are a good sweet. Ate a packet of them and a packet of sports mixture on monday night. felt a bit sick after.

by kingraf Fri 16 May 2014, 3:13 pm

Always liked some wine gums and jelly babies before a cricket match, still not sure if there is any science behind sweet saliva making a ball reverse more

by **seanmichaels** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:15 pm

kingraf wrote: any science behind sweet saliva making a ball reverse more

I'll ask one of the girls at work to give it a go this weekend

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 May 2014, 3:20 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

That stands for "Big Willies Tear Fannies", it's a legal term I've heard a lot of hypothetically.

Have you heard of the GLATSOHC?

Galted's Lengthy Appendage Towers Spectacularly Over High Cliffs?

Galted Lies About The Size Of His C*ck.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 May 2014, 3:21 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

That stands for "Big Willies Tear Fannies", it's a legal term I've heard a lot of hypothetically.

Have you heard of the GLATSOHC?

It's similar, I believe, to MTWTSLW.

Mind The Windows Tino Sexually Licks Winona?

by **Galted** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

That stands for "Big Willies Tear Fannies", it's a legal term I've heard a lot of hypothetically.

Have you heard of the GLATSOHC?

Galted's Lengthy Appendage Towers Spectacularly Over High Cliffs?

Galted Lies About The Size Of His C*ck.

F*ck you, Tino! F*ck you a bloody lot!

by **Galted** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:24 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

That stands for "Big Willies Tear Fannies", it's a legal term I've heard a lot of hypothetically.

Have you heard of the GLATSOHC?

It's similar, I believe, to MTWTSLW.

Mind The Windows Tino Sexually Licks Winona?

Must Tw*t Windows, That Stalkerish Little Meat trombone soloist.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 May 2014, 3:26 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

That stands for "Big Willies Tear Fannies", it's a legal term I've heard a lot of hypothetically.

Have you heard of the GLATSOHC?

It's similar, I believe, to MTWTSLW.

Mind The Windows Tino Sexually Licks Winona?

Must Tw*t Windows, That Stalkerish Little Meat trombone soloist.

That would be

MTWTSLMTS?

You're not making any sense man.

by **Galted** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:29 pm

The cockheaded swear filter is a right Frak annoying Kumquat.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:29 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

That stands for "Big Willies Tear Fannies", it's a legal term I've heard a lot of hypothetically.

Have you heard of the GLATSOHC?

It's similar, I believe, to MTWTSLW.

Mind The Windows Tino Sexually Licks Winona?

Must Tw*t Windows, That Stalkerish Little Meat trombone soloist.

That would be

MTWTSLMTS?

You're not making any sense man.

PMSLMFAOOL

by **Galted** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:31 pm

Funny how cockheaded, cockfaced cockknocker is acceptable but not man sausage-a-hoop.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 May 2014, 3:31 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

Wouldn't that be the BWTF?

That stands for "Big Willies Tear Fannies", it's a legal term I've heard a lot of hypothetically.

Have you heard of the GLATSOHC?

It's similar, I believe, to MTWTSLW.

Mind The Windows Tino Sexually Licks Winona?

Must Tw*t Windows, That Stalkerish Little Meat trombone soloist.

That would be

MTWTSLMTS?

You're not making any sense man.

PMSLMFAOOL

No idea what that is.

by **Galted** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:33 pm

Why doesn't the Culture Cup ever feature on the v2 website?

by **Galted** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:35 pm

Finished the bag of Haribo Tangfastics, became a bit of an ordeal after the first five or so. Feel a bit nauseous now, the last one was sour so my mouth isn't feeling too pleasant and my teeth scraped together unpleasantly as I finished it off.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 May 2014, 3:37 pm

Galted wrote:Why doesn't the Culture Cup ever feature on the v2 website?

I wonder.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:37 pm

Galted wrote:Finished the bag of Haribo Tangfastics, became a bit of an ordeal after the first five or so. Feel a bit nauseous now, the last one was sour so my mouth isn't feeling too pleasant and my teeth scraped together unpleasantly as I finished it off.

Can't hold his confectionary.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 May 2014, 3:44 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Finished the bag of Haribo Tangfastics, became a bit of an ordeal after the first five or so. Feel a bit nauseous now, the last one was sour so my mouth isn't feeling too pleasant and my teeth scraped together unpleasantly as I finished it off.

Can't hold his confectionary.

Nor an erection.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:53 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Finished the bag of Haribo Tangfastics, became a bit of an ordeal after the first five or so. Feel a bit nauseous now, the last one was sour so my mouth isn't feeling too pleasant and my teeth scraped together unpleasantly as I finished it off.

Can't hold his confectionary.

Nor an erection.

That's why he gets your missus to hold it for him.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 May 2014, 3:55 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:Finished the bag of Haribo Tangfastics, became a bit of an ordeal after the first five or so. Feel a bit nauseous now, the last one was sour so my mouth isn't feeling too pleasant and my teeth scraped together unpleasantly as I finished it off.

Can't hold his confectionary.

Nor an erection.

That's why he gets your missus to hold it for him.

That's how I know it's tiny.

by **Galted** Fri 16 May 2014, 3:59 pm

Just went for a dump and dozed off in this position.

Spoiler:

by kingraf Fri 16 May 2014, 4:06 pm

Plans for the weekend lads? I'm off to see my grandmother, who's just had surgery. Also going to watch the ridiculously expensive "Sound of Music" with a female friend.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 16 May 2014, 4:10 pm

Galted wrote:Just went for a dump and dozed off in this position.

Spoiler:

Nice helmet.

by **Galted** Fri 16 May 2014, 4:18 pm

Thanks, Julius, I'm particularly proud of my shiny helmet.

by **superflyweight** Fri 16 May 2014, 4:29 pm

kingraf wrote:Plans for the weekend lads? I'm off to see my grandmother, who's just had surgery. Also going to watch the ridiculously expensive "Sound of Music" with a female friend.

Breast augmentation?

by **superflyweight** Fri 16 May 2014, 4:30 pm

Just a short note to remind everyone that I'm on holiday next week and am not a dead celebrity.

Rick will be dealing with any legal issues in my absence.

by kingraf Fri 16 May 2014, 4:37 pm

superflyweight wrote:
kingraf wrote:Plans for the weekend lads? I'm off to see my grandmother, who's just had surgery. Also going to watch the ridiculously expensive "Sound of Music" with a female friend.

Breast augmentation?

No. I believe she had stomach surgery of some sort, not sure - details are sketchy

by kingraf Fri 16 May 2014, 4:39 pm

superflyweight wrote:Just a short note to remind everyone that I'm on holiday next week and am not a dead celebrity.

Rick will be dealing with any legal issues in my absence.

Never rated you anyway. Couldn't get Galted hypothetically of the hook for hypothetical r.ape case if his life, and ar.se hypothetically depended on it.

Enjoy your holiday

by **superflyweight** Fri 16 May 2014, 4:42 pm

kingraf wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Just a short note to remind everyone that I'm on holiday next week and am not a dead celebrity.

Rick will be dealing with any legal issues in my absence.

Never rated you anyway. Couldn't get Galted hypothetically of the hook for hypothetical r.ape case if his life, and ar.se hypothetically depended on it.

Enjoy your holiday

Cheers, Raf.

by Rowley Fri 16 May 2014, 4:43 pm

Are you going away Superfly?

by **superflyweight** Fri 16 May 2014, 4:55 pm

Off to Centre Parcs in the Lake District. I'm taking a boatload of booze.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 19 May 2014, 8:08 am

Stiff as a board this morning. Can barely walk.

Sad to see the demise of ~~Julius~~ Jack Brabham

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 May 2014, 8:12 am

seanmichaels wrote:Stiff as a board this morning.

I woke up quite stiff this morning.

Fortunately, Winona was still there from the night before so she helped me out.

by kingraf Mon 19 May 2014, 8:13 am

Had a shave this morning. The scruff is gone. Expect to see all ladies queuing up

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 May 2014, 8:14 am

I woke up quite stiff this morning - I'm Jack Brabham.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 19 May 2014, 8:16 am

kingraf wrote:Had a shave this morning. The scruff is gone. Expect to see all ladies queuing up

Are you a barista?

by kingraf Mon 19 May 2014, 8:17 am

seanmichaels wrote:
kingraf wrote:Had a shave this morning. The scruff is gone. Expect to see all ladies queuing up

Are you a barista?

I don't work in retail, and I don't drink coffee.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 19 May 2014, 8:23 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Stiff as a board this morning.

I woke up quite stiff this morning.

Fortunately, Winona was still there from the night before so she helped me out.

Opened the batting on saturday. 65 ball 16. Boycott would have been proud.

by kingraf Mon 19 May 2014, 9:03 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Stiff as a board this morning.

I woke up quite stiff this morning.

Fortunately, Winona was still there from the night before so she helped me out.

Opened the batting on saturday. 65 ball 16. Boycott would have been proud.

that sort of selfishness on the pitch just pi$$es me off.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 May 2014, 9:08 am

Raf wrote:that sort of selfishness on the pitch just pi$$es me off.

Bit harsh Raf, he may just be Sh1te..

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 19 May 2014, 9:09 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Raf wrote:that sort of selfishness on the pitch just pi$$es me off.

Bit harsh Raf, he may just be Sh1te..

Indeed. Sean can only see 1 ball in 3 so give him a break.

Welcome back Rick.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 19 May 2014, 9:13 am

Tino wrote:Welcome back Rick.

Cheers Tino, been over to Ireland to visit folk, in the sticks with no interweb, quite liberating for a while but good to be back...

What have I missed?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 19 May 2014, 9:14 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Welcome back Rick.

Cheers Tino, been over to Ireland to visit folk, in the sticks with no interweb, quite liberating for a while but good to be back...

What have I missed?

Sh1t on here last week.

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