The Culture Cup Round 6 - new but not really improved

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Sh1t on here today.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Heard a new song from Paulo Nutini or whatever his name is. Chugging baseline. That bloke has a decent voice even for a sweaty.

Jeff won't like him.  Too mainstream and modern for a achingly cool hipster like Rowls.

What's wrong, Tino?  You're falling apart.

I have no idea, sorry. I'm really, really tired.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Heard a new song from Paulo Nutini or whatever his name is. Chugging baseline. That bloke has a decent voice even for a sweaty.

Jeff won't like him.  Too mainstream and modern for a achingly cool hipster like Rowls.

What's wrong, Tino?  You're falling apart.

I have no idea, sorry.  I'm really, really tired.

Don't feel that you need to apologise, Tino, I'm quite worried about you.  Has the new one been bullying you as well?  Whatever it is, you can talk to us about it.

But, for Christ's sake, Tino, don't feel that you need to apologise!

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Heard a new song from Paulo Nutini or whatever his name is. Chugging baseline. That bloke has a decent voice even for a sweaty.

Jeff won't like him.  Too mainstream and modern for a achingly cool hipster like Rowls.

What's wrong, Tino?  You're falling apart.

I have no idea, sorry.  I'm really, really tired.

Don't feel that you need to apologise, Tino, I'm quite worried about you.  Has the new one been bullying you as well?  Whatever it is, you can talk to us about it.

But, for Christ's sake, Tino, don't feel that you need to apologise!

I'm sorry.

The new one is the only one that doesn't bully me. I like to come on 606v2 to escape the torment. I'm so lucky I don't receive any abuse on here.

Soft b'stard

seanmichaels wrote:Soft b'stard

  

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Heard a new song from Paulo Nutini or whatever his name is. Chugging baseline. That bloke has a decent voice even for a sweaty.

Jeff won't like him.  Too mainstream and modern for a achingly cool hipster like Rowls.

What's wrong, Tino?  You're falling apart.

I have no idea, sorry.  I'm really, really tired.

Don't feel that you need to apologise, Tino, I'm quite worried about you.  Has the new one been bullying you as well?  Whatever it is, you can talk to us about it.

But, for Christ's sake, Tino, don't feel that you need to apologise!

I'm sorry.

The new one is the only one that doesn't bully me.  I like to come on 606v2 to escape the torment.  I'm so lucky I don't receive any abuse on here.

You're better than those kids, Tino.  They're just not worth it.  Have you tried giving over your life to the Lord Jesus Christ and enjoying the peace of mind and glorious salvation that only He can provide through His love?

Galted wrote:

You're better than those kids, Tino.  They're just not worth it.  Have you tried giving over your life to the Lord Jesus Christ and enjoying the peace of mind and glorious salvation that only He can provide through His love?

I'd rather get dry fisted by TopHat than give anything over to the Lord Jesus Christ.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

You're better than those kids, Tino.  They're just not worth it.  Have you tried giving over your life to the Lord Jesus Christ and enjoying the peace of mind and glorious salvation that only He can provide through His love?

I'd rather get dry fisted by TopHat than give anything over to the Lord Jesus Christ.

Well, Tino, I hope that you're proud of yourself. You just made Baby Jesus cry.

Galted wrote:
You're better than those kids, Tino.  They're just not worth it.  Have you tried giving over your life to the Lord Jesus Christ and enjoying the peace of mind and glorious salvation that only He can provide through His love?

 
We had a muslim chap come down the the rugby club asking to be converted. The lads sat him on a bucket and kicked him over goalposts.
 
© Bernard Manning. RIP

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

You're better than those kids, Tino.  They're just not worth it.  Have you tried giving over your life to the Lord Jesus Christ and enjoying the peace of mind and glorious salvation that only He can provide through His love?

I'd rather get dry fisted by TopHat than give anything over to the Lord Jesus Christ.

Well, Tino, I hope that you're proud of yourself.  You just made Baby Jesus cry.

Good. Give me a plastic bag and I'll throw the little sh*t in a river.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

You're better than those kids, Tino.  They're just not worth it.  Have you tried giving over your life to the Lord Jesus Christ and enjoying the peace of mind and glorious salvation that only He can provide through His love?

I'd rather get dry fisted by TopHat than give anything over to the Lord Jesus Christ.

Well, Tino, I hope that you're proud of yourself.  You just made Baby Jesus cry.

Good.  Give me a plastic bag and I'll throw the little sh*t in a river.

You'll need something to weigh him down, he walks on rivers.

Galted wrote:

You'll need something to weigh him down, he walks on rivers.

Nope, he walks on water.

I am going to drown him in Enoch Powell's river of blood.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

You'll need something to weigh him down, he walks on rivers.

Nope, he walks on water.

I am going to drown him in Enoch Powell's river of blood.

Can you ask him to do a few buckets of wine for me first?

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

You'll need something to weigh him down, he walks on rivers.

Nope, he walks on water.

I am going to drown him in Enoch Powell's river of blood.

Can you ask him to do a few buckets of wine for me first?

After he's finished giving me a through-the-palm handjob.

And there we have it. Jesus giving Galted a handjob. A new high for the Culture Cup....

seanmichaels wrote:And there we have it. Jesus giving Galted a handjob. A new high for the Culture Cup....

And the missus doesn't believe in Jesus so she couldn't even accuse me of cheating.

Oooft. Galted has killed this thread like the Romans crucifying a local mad man claiming to be the son of God.

superflyweight wrote:Oooft.  Galted has killed this thread like the Romans crucifying a local mad man claiming to be the son of God.  

True. It's a cross Galted will have to bear.

He's too busy being a monumental b*llend on Spencer's stag do thread.

I have just been thinking about the fact that Jesus was a carpenter - you know what their hands are like. Getting a handjob off him would be like getting a handjob off of Tommy Walsh.....

seanmichaels wrote:I have just been thinking about the fact that Jesus was a carpenter - you know what their hands are like. Getting a handjob off him would be like getting a handjob off of Tommy Walsh.....

What was that like?

Heard a joke yesterday - might be an old one you've heard before.

After Oscar Pistorius' girlfriend was murdered the police said they were looking for a sawn-off man with a shotgun.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Heard a joke yesterday - might be an old one you've heard before.

After Oscar Pistorius' girlfriend was murdered the police said they were looking for a sawn-off man with a shotgun.

 
Oscar was planning on painting his bathroom door red but Reeva was dead against it.......

Last edited by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 16 May 2014 - 13:19; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Mr Winklechops? Grow up, Adam.)

  

That rivals Jeff's "malfunction" post.

You need to type bell end as two separate words Tina, as you can see this avoids the Mr Winklechops outcome you fell foul of. Can't help but feel that advising people how to get round the swear filter could go some way to explaining the change in colour, badge wise for me.

Galted wrote:Last edited by Mind the windows Tino. on Fri 16 May 2014 - 13:19; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Mr Winklechops? Grow up, Adam.)

  

That rivals Jeff's "malfunction" post.

Thanks, darling.

seanmichaels wrote:Oscar was planning on painting his bathroom door red but Reeva was dead against it.......

Recycled Jill Dando jokes, whatever next.

Turns out that I am not Nicola Ghiuselev, 77, Bulgarian operatic bass.

Union Cane wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Oscar was planning on painting his bathroom door red but Reeva was dead against it.......

Recycled Jill Dando jokes, whatever next.

Turns out that I am not Nicola Ghiuselev, 77, Bulgarian operatic bass.

Who thought that dagless would turn out to be 284 Turkish mine workers?

Galted wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Oscar was planning on painting his bathroom door red but Reeva was dead against it.......

Recycled Jill Dando jokes, whatever next.

Turns out that I am not Nicola Ghiuselev, 77, Bulgarian operatic bass.

Who thought that dagless would turn out to be 284 Turkish mine workers?

Yes, it is usually your good self who is associated with miners.....

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Oscar was planning on painting his bathroom door red but Reeva was dead against it.......

Recycled Jill Dando jokes, whatever next.

Turns out that I am not Nicola Ghiuselev, 77, Bulgarian operatic bass.

Who thought that dagless would turn out to be 284 Turkish mine workers?

Yes, it is usually your good self who is associated with miners.....

  

Lol out loud.

Look, want to nip this in the bud. Might be ironic, might be kitschy and studenty but the use of L*L has to stop round here.

Rowley wrote:Look, want to nip this in the bud. Might be ironic, might be kitschy and studenty but the use of L*L has to stop round here.

What about ROFL out loud?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Look, want to nip this in the bud. Might be ironic, might be kitschy and studenty but the use of L*L has to stop round here.

What about ROFL out loud?

Girls at work go LooooooooooooooooooooooooooLLLL :-)

What does that mean? Receptive to bum hole?

Not a fan Tina, but definitely the lesser of two evils.

Rowley wrote:Not a fan Tina, but definitely the lesser of two evils.

How about LMFAO out loud?

I've always liked the term "I silently loled".

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Not a fan Tina, but definitely the lesser of two evils.

How about LMFAO out loud?

I think naaaaaaaaat's are underused on this forum. I may add one to the rugby forum.

L*L for me is on a par with people who use the word literally incorrectly. Think genuinely about the number of times something written has made you laugh out loud. Can only speak for myself but the instances are in the very low single figures. As such I would guess, like literally, 99% of the time it is used, it is used inaccurately.

Rowley wrote:Think genuinely about the number of times something written has made you laugh out loud. Can only speak for myself but the instances are in the very low single figures.

Thanks, mate.

The Lol / Naaaaat Skud has been launched. I await the reaction to it with glee......

Rowley wrote:L*L for me is on a par with people who use the word literally incorrectly. Think genuinely about the number of times something written has made you laugh out loud. Can only speak for myself but the instances are in the very low single figures. As such I would guess, like literally, 99% of the time it is used, it is used inaccurately.

I've only been doing it to take the p!ss out of Union after he made the mistake of posting "lol out loud" and only because it's precisely the kind of thing he would do to someone else.

WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

It would be like really funny if you chucked that custard pie at me......... NAAAAAAAAATTTT!

I lolled out loud today at Jeff's earlier post (ironic given that he's anti lol) and Tino's (unlikely as this may sound). I did lol out loud, too, at michaels post about falling out of the tree when p1ssed, michaels posts often get this reaction from me. It's a bit annoying as I hate laughing.

JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

It would be like really funny if you chucked that custard pie at me......... NAAAAAAAAATTTT!

OK, no danger of leakage.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:WTF is naaaaaat?
I hope it's funny, then I could literally PMSL (again).

WTF is "WTF"?

Barclays World Tour Finals - currently held at he O2 Arena every November. It's a tennis reference. Sorry.

When will your top 10 80s albums thread appear Jeff?

Might be this afternoon, if I can either get through some work or convince myself it will keep till Monday I may crack on with it.