The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by President Trump Tue 07 Apr 2015, 2:42 pm

The gang had showed up for the game

by **Galted** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 6:24 pm

The gang had showed up for the game
weeks late which was such a great shame

by Guest Tue 07 Apr 2015, 6:28 pm

The gang had showed up for the game
weeks late which was such a great shame
So instead they just danced

by **Galted** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 6:39 pm

The gang had showed up for the game
weeks late which was such a great shame
So instead they just danced
with some pedos from France

by Guest Tue 07 Apr 2015, 6:41 pm

The gang had showed up for the game
weeks late which was such a great shame
So instead they just danced
with some pedos from France
I rejoiced as I killed my old flame

by **Galted** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:03 pm

Freek kept the corpse in his bed

by Guest Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:04 pm

Freek kept the corpse in his bed
But made good use of it's head

by **Galted** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:12 pm

Freek kept the corpse in his bed
But made good use of it's head
til rigor mortis set in

by Guest Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:14 pm

Freek kept the corpse in his bed
But made good use of it's head
til rigor mortis set in
And it bit off his skin

by **Galted** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:16 pm

Freek kept the corpse in his bed
But made good use of it's head
til rigor mortis set in
And it bit off his skin
so he stashed it away in his shed

by Guest Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:17 pm

Does a tree make a sound when it falls?

by **Galted** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:22 pm

Does a tree make a sound when it falls?
why won't my dog lick my balls?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:26 pm

Does a tree make a sound when it falls?
why won't my dog lick my balls?
Can water travel uphill?

by Guest Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:28 pm

Does a tree make a sound when it falls?
why won't my dog lick my balls?
Can water travel uphill?
Is my mum Harry Hill?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:31 pm

Does a tree make a sound when it falls?
why won't my dog lick my balls?
Can water travel uphill?
Is my mum Harry Hill?
That bald-headed c*nt never calls.

by Guest Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:33 pm

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 9:50 pm

So what's new my dear Freek?

by Guest Tue 07 Apr 2015, 10:01 pm

So what's new my dear Freek?
I've been living 8 days in a week

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 10:22 pm

So what's new my dear Freek?
I've been living 8 days in a week
But you've got the stamina

by Guest Tue 07 Apr 2015, 10:26 pm

So what's new my dear Freek?
I've been living 8 days in a week
But you've got the stamina
True, I'm a man and ya..

by **Pal Joey** Tue 07 Apr 2015, 10:35 pm

So what's new my dear Freek?
I've been living 8 days in a week
But you've got the stamina
True, I'm a man and ya..
Like a VW I'm not really sleek.

by Guest Tue 07 Apr 2015, 11:20 pm

Mr Loaded, how is it down there?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Apr 2015, 12:27 am

Mr Loaded, how is it down there?
Real fine... the weather is fair

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 08 Apr 2015, 8:05 am

Mr Loaded, how is it down there?
Real fine... the weather is fair
Is the pool still not built?

by President Trump Wed 08 Apr 2015, 9:03 am

Mr Loaded, how is it down there?
Real fine... the weather is fair
Is the pool still not built?
and whats with the Kilt

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Apr 2015, 9:11 am

Mr Loaded, how is it down there?
Real fine... the weather is fair
Is the pool still not built?
and whats with the Kilt
It's to cover my lack of pubic hair.

by President Trump Wed 08 Apr 2015, 9:22 am

Did you shave or was it a wax

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Apr 2015, 9:54 am

Did you shave or was it a wax
It got electrocuted whilst sending a fax

by President Trump Wed 08 Apr 2015, 10:09 am

Did you shave or was it a wax
It got electrocuted whilst sending a fax
It buzz on my groin

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Apr 2015, 10:23 am

Did you shave or was it a wax
It got electrocuted whilst sending a fax
It buzz on my groin
and shook my right loin

by President Trump Wed 08 Apr 2015, 10:28 am

Did you shave or was it a wax
It got electrocuted whilst sending a fax
It buzz on my groin
and shook my right loin
And I shot my load all over my co-workers backs

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Apr 2015, 10:30 am

(co-workers!)

My subordinates were green with envy

by President Trump Wed 08 Apr 2015, 10:31 am

My subordinates were green with envy
That my semen was thick like gravy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Apr 2015, 10:34 am

My subordinates were green with envy
That my semen was thick like gravy
And my knob like a giant kransky

by President Trump Wed 08 Apr 2015, 10:37 am

My subordinates were green with envy
That my semen was thick like gravy
And my knob like a giant kransky
my balls big and bouncy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Apr 2015, 10:40 am

My subordinates were green with envy
That my semen was thick like gravy
And my knob like a giant kransky
my balls big and bouncy
Made the office break down in a frenzy

by President Trump Wed 08 Apr 2015, 10:41 am

My boss had a face like thunder

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Apr 2015, 10:55 am

My boss had a face like thunder
That made me want to chunder

by President Trump Wed 08 Apr 2015, 10:55 am

My boss had a face like thunder
That made me want to chunder
She sat on my desk

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Apr 2015, 10:56 am

My boss had a face like thunder
That made me want to chunder
She sat on my desk
At her own behest

by President Trump Wed 08 Apr 2015, 1:02 pm

My boss had a face like thunder
That made me want to chunder
She sat on my desk
At her own behest
So I could see her lady parts down under

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Apr 2015, 2:09 pm

by President Trump Wed 08 Apr 2015, 2:54 pm

I didn't know where to look

by Guest Thu 09 Apr 2015, 1:22 pm

I didn't know where to look
As my pen!s was rapidly shook

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Apr 2015, 1:37 pm

I didn't know where to look
As my pen!s was rapidly shook
As she walked up behind me

by Guest Thu 09 Apr 2015, 1:44 pm

I didn't know where to look
As my pen!s was rapidly shook
As she walked up behind me
I farted quite kindly

by **Pal Joey** Thu 09 Apr 2015, 2:20 pm

I didn't know where to look
As my pen!s was rapidly shook
As she walked up behind me
I farted quite kindly
So she whacked my nuts with a book.

by Guest Thu 09 Apr 2015, 2:35 pm

Was a hardback and viciously thick

by President Trump Fri 10 Apr 2015, 8:59 am

Was a hardback and viciously thick
and reminded me a lot of my d!ck

by Guest Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:48 pm

Was a hardback and viciously thick
and reminded me a lot of my d!ck
As she landed the blow

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