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Post by Galted Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:45 pm

The House was in earnest debate
And the hour was getting quite late
Then the question was raised
as the hookers weren't paid
we were all getting gash on the slate

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:12 am

So we are bombing to stop people dying

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:02 am

So we are bombing to stop people dying
But the body count keeps multiplying

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Post by Pal Joey Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:26 am

So we are bombing to stop people dying
But the body count keeps multiplying
Yet the crescent keeps getting more fertile

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:46 am

So we are bombing to stop people dying
But the body count keeps multiplying
Yet the crescent keeps getting more fertile
Unlike the famlands which are getting more sterile

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Post by Pal Joey Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:36 am

So we are bombing to stop people dying
But the body count keeps multiplying
Yet the crescent keeps getting more fertile
Unlike the farmlands which are getting more sterile
As confirmed by the myriad of drones overflying.

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:43 am

A bit heavy so back to the hampton!

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Post by Pal Joey Thu Dec 03, 2015 12:08 pm

A bit heavy so back to the hampton!
Covered in oil, listening to some Frampton

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Post by rIck_dAgless Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:37 am

A bit heavy so back to the hampton!
Covered in oil, listening to some Frampton
I didn't know Carl could sing!

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Post by Pal Joey Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:13 am

A bit heavy so back to the hampton!
Covered in oil, listening to some Frampton
I didn't know Carl could sing!
Or took a wine glass into the ring!

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Post by President Trump Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:25 pm

A bit heavy so back to the hampton!
Covered in oil, listening to some Frampton
I didn't know Carl could sing!
Or took a wine glass into the ring!
Especially when it is rammed in

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:29 am

Laugh

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Post by nadeem2099 Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:04 am

In and out is the way I like it
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Post by President Trump Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:26 am

In and out is the way I like it
Just relax and not have a fit

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Post by nadeem2099 Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:32 am

In and out is the way I like it
Just relax and not have a fit
Try to be discreet and not make a sound
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Post by Pal Joey Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:43 am

In and out is the way I like it
Just relax and not have a fit
Try to be discreet and not make a sound
Keeping your chin close to the ground

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Post by President Trump Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:13 pm

In and out is the way I like it
Just relax and not have a fit
Try to be discreet and not make a sound
Keeping your chin close to the ground
And take it from the randy git

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Post by Pal Joey Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:21 am

The head Priest gave a wry smile,

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Post by nadeem2099 Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:09 pm

The head Priest gave a wry smile,
Before being hit in the head by a loose tile
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Post by Pal Joey Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:37 pm

The head Priest gave a wry smile,
Before being hit in the head by a loose tile
Which caused him to tumble

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Post by nadeem2099 Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:51 pm

The head Priest gave a wry smile,
Before being hit in the head by a loose tile
Which caused him to tumble
And his balls of steel to crumble
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Post by Pal Joey Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:36 pm

The head Priest gave a wry smile,
Before being hit in the head by a loose tile
Which caused him to tumble
And his balls of steel to crumble
All lost in an olive green shag pile

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Post by nadeem2099 Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:29 pm

Little Jimmy was now all alone
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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:35 pm

Little Jimmy was now all alone
In Portugal, this is bad it is shown

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Post by nadeem2099 Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:51 pm

Little Jimmy was now all alone
In Portugal, this is bad it is shown
Lucky for him Father Pedro is there to help
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Post by President Trump Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:58 pm

Little Jimmy was now all alone
In Portugal, this is bad it is shown
Lucky for him Father Pedro is there to help
With fingers that smell of kelp

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Post by nadeem2099 Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:01 pm

Little Jimmy was now all alone
In Portugal, this is bad it is shown
Lucky for him Father Pedro is there to help
With fingers that smell of kelp
And waiting for the opportunity for Little Jimmy to yawn.........
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Post by Pal Joey Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:13 pm

When will Trump ever learn?

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Post by Guest Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:42 pm

When will Trump ever learn?
That a swimming pool won't ever burn

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Post by Pal Joey Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:13 am

When will Trump ever learn?
That a swimming pool won't ever burn
And dead leaves can only fall down

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Post by Galted Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:15 am

When will Trump ever learn?
That a swimming pool won't ever burn
And dead leaves can only fall down
like the pants of a dwarf-humping clown

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Post by Pal Joey Sat Jan 23, 2016 11:31 am

When will Trump ever learn?
That a swimming pool won't ever burn
And dead leaves can only fall down
like the pants of a dwarf-humping clown
As Grumpy vehemently objects to his turn

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Post by rIck_dAgless Tue May 17, 2016 12:20 pm

Time once again to bump up this thread

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue May 17, 2016 6:01 pm

Time once again to bump up this thread
Before it goes stale like old bread

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Post by Galted Tue May 17, 2016 6:20 pm

Time once again to bump up this thread
Before it goes stale like old bread
or a fart in a bag

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed May 18, 2016 7:09 am

Time once again to bump up this thread
Before it goes stale like old bread
or a fart in a bag
Or Trump in camp drag

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Post by Pal Joey Wed May 18, 2016 10:42 am

Time once again to bump up this thread
Before it goes stale like old bread
or a fart in a bag
Or Trump in camp drag
But not like an orgy of worms in your bed

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed May 18, 2016 11:20 am

Nowt drags TLD out like a rhyme

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Post by dancingweeman Wed May 18, 2016 12:15 pm

Nowt drags TLD out like a rhyme
Its been proven to time after time

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Post by rIck_dAgless Wed May 18, 2016 12:47 pm

Nowt drags TLD out like a rhyme
Its been proven to time after time
From by the pool whence he lurks

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Post by nadeem2099 Wed May 18, 2016 1:09 pm

Nowt drags TLD out like a rhyme
Its been proven to time after time
From by the pool whence he lurks
To the weasel he jerks
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Post by Galted Wed May 18, 2016 5:15 pm

Nowt drags TLD out like a rhyme
Its been proven to time after time
From by the pool whence he lurks
To the weasel he jerks
which he claims is a victimless crime

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu May 19, 2016 7:01 am

The velvet ant is oft called a wasp

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu May 19, 2016 9:10 am

The velvet ant is oft called a wasp
It's front legs can work like a clasp

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu May 19, 2016 9:14 am

The velvet ant is oft called a wasp
It's front legs can work like a clasp
Its back has a sting

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu May 19, 2016 9:20 am

The velvet ant is oft called a wasp
It's front legs can work like a clasp
Its back has a sting
And it's ding-a-ling

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu May 19, 2016 9:23 am

The velvet ant is oft called a wasp
It's front legs can work like a clasp
Its back has a sting
And it's ding-a-ling
Can whittle down steel like a rasp

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu May 19, 2016 9:35 am

A millipede is a gift from the gods

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Post by rIck_dAgless Thu May 19, 2016 9:58 am

(Lovely set up)

A millipede is a gift from the gods
with it's exquisitely named gonopods

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu May 19, 2016 10:00 am

A millipede is a gift from the gods
with it's exquisitely named gonopods
AKA 'Sex legs'

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