The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by Guest Wed 17 Aug 2016, 1:16 pm

There's no love for the old DAVE here
Nor anywhere else, I fear
Don't give up, I believe in you!
Well, that makes a total of two

by nadeem2099 Wed 17 Aug 2016, 1:42 pm

There's no love for the old DAVE here
Nor anywhere else, I fear
Don't give up, I believe in you!
Well, that makes a total of two
Just like Jeremy Clarkson off of top gear

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 23 Aug 2016, 9:58 am

So was the Olympics worth all the cash?

by Guest Tue 23 Aug 2016, 12:57 pm

So was the Olympics worth all the cash?
When we didn't do sh!t in the dash

by Guest Tue 23 Aug 2016, 2:01 pm

So was the Olympics worth all the cash?
When we didn't do sh!t in the dash
We should have spent the dough

by **Galted** Tue 23 Aug 2016, 2:33 pm

So was the Olympics worth all the cash?
When we didn't do sh!t in the dash
We should have spent the dough
On more camel toe

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Aug 2016, 2:40 pm

So was the Olympics worth all the cash?
When we didn't do sh!t in the dash
We should have spent the dough
On more camel toe
Or on exposing Laura Trott's gash.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Aug 2016, 10:26 am

I'm glad all is forgiven with FARC

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 25 Aug 2016, 12:01 pm

I'm glad all is forgiven with FARC
Columbia can start to come out of the dark

by **Galted** Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:30 pm

I'm glad all is forgiven with FARC
Columbia can start to come out of the dark
I don't understand

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 25 Aug 2016, 1:38 pm

I'm glad all is forgiven with FARC
Columbia can start to come out of the dark
I don't understand
this link should lend you a hand

Spoiler:

by **Galted** Thu 25 Aug 2016, 2:47 pm

I'm glad all is forgiven with FARC
Columbia can start to come out of the dark
I don't understand
this link should lend you a hand

Spoiler:

Cheers, it rhymes nicely with "shark"

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Sep 2016, 8:38 am

F*ck that Trump is a phony,

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 01 Sep 2016, 8:40 am

F*ck that Trump is a phony,
Needs investigating by aboriginal detective "Boney"

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Sep 2016, 9:17 am

F*ck that Trump is a phony,
Needs investigating by aboriginal detective "Boney"
He needs his ass kicked

by nadeem2099 Thu 01 Sep 2016, 11:17 am

F*ck that Trump is a phony,
Needs investigating by aboriginal detective "Boney"
He needs his ass kicked
And for his head to get bricked

by **Galted** Thu 01 Sep 2016, 11:21 am

F*ck that Trump is a phony,
Needs investigating by aboriginal detective "Boney"
He needs his ass kicked
And for his head to get bricked
I still prefer him to Dubya and Tony

by nadeem2099 Fri 02 Sep 2016, 10:31 am

A Mexican and Trump walked into a bar

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Sep 2016, 11:00 am

A Mexican and Trump walked into a bar
Staggering and smouldering of tar

by Guest Fri 02 Sep 2016, 7:09 pm

A Mexican and Trump walked into a bar
Staggering and smouldering of tar
The Mexican said

by **Galted** Fri 02 Sep 2016, 8:27 pm

A Mexican and Trump walked into a bar
Staggering and smouldering of tar
The Mexican said
that Will Ferrell is dead

by Guest Fri 02 Sep 2016, 11:05 pm

A Mexican and Trump walked into a bar
Staggering and smouldering of tar
The Mexican said
that Will Ferrell is dead
Cos he hit a big wall in his car

by **Galted** Fri 02 Sep 2016, 11:10 pm

Freek's on a meaningful post

by Guest Fri 02 Sep 2016, 11:14 pm

Freek's on a meaningful post
I'm the man though I don't like to boast

by **Galted** Sat 03 Sep 2016, 12:12 am

Freek's on a meaningful post
I'm the man though I don't like to boast
I'll gladly agree

by Guest Sat 03 Sep 2016, 12:53 pm

Freek's on a meaningful post
I'm the man though I don't like to boast
I'll gladly agree
I get hammered on tea

by **Galted** Sat 03 Sep 2016, 3:23 pm

Freek's on a meaningful post
I'm the man though I don't like to boast
I'll gladly agree
I get hammered on tea
and love eating boogers on toast

by Guest Sat 03 Sep 2016, 3:27 pm

A kerfuffle broke out in da hood

by **Galted** Sat 03 Sep 2016, 4:15 pm

A kerfuffle broke out in da hood
Over who gave da most badass wood

by Guest Sat 03 Sep 2016, 4:28 pm

A kerfuffle broke out in da hood
Over who gave da most badass wood
Da bitchez ran wild

by **Galted** Sun 04 Sep 2016, 11:37 am

A kerfuffle broke out in da hood
Over who gave da most badass wood
Da bitchez ran wild
Da homies woz riled

by Guest Sun 04 Sep 2016, 2:59 pm

A kerfuffle broke out in da hood
Over who gave da most badass wood
Da bitchez ran wild
Da homies woz riled
And da Po-lice were up to no good

by **Pal Joey** Wed 07 Sep 2016, 9:42 am

I'm not quite as bent as Duterte,

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 07 Sep 2016, 10:45 am

I'm not quite as bent as Duterte,
Son of a lady of loose morals, in a shirt

by **Galted** Wed 07 Sep 2016, 11:41 am

I'm not quite as bent as Duterte,
Son of a lady of loose morals, in a shirt
F*ck that swear filter

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 08 Sep 2016, 7:24 am

I'm not quite as bent as Duterte,
Son of a lady of loose morals, in a shirt
F*ck that swear filter
For making the tempo off kilter

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Sep 2016, 2:19 pm

I'm not quite as bent as Duterte,
Son of a lady of loose morals, in a shirt
F*ck that swear filter
For making the tempo off kilter
Thanks goodness you didn't put cu*t

by **Galted** Thu 08 Sep 2016, 4:42 pm

that last line by Marx was sublime

by Guest Thu 08 Sep 2016, 10:37 pm

that last line by Marx was sublime
And juicy like Lager and Lime

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 Sep 2016, 10:53 am

that last line by Marx was sublime
And juicy like Lager and Lime
That southern ponces drink

by **Galted** Fri 09 Sep 2016, 11:06 am

that last line by Marx was sublime
And juicy like Lager and Lime
That southern ponces drink
(Go and p*ss in your sink)

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 Sep 2016, 11:09 am

that last line by Marx was sublime
And juicy like Lager and Lime
That southern ponces drink
(Go and p*ss in your sink)
Surely it is your cereal café time?

by **Galted** Fri 09 Sep 2016, 12:13 pm

You men of the north feast on soil

by Guest Fri 09 Sep 2016, 7:22 pm

You men of the north feast on soil
And eat all the puss of a boil

by **Galted** Fri 09 Sep 2016, 9:17 pm

You men of the north feast on soil
And eat all the puss of a boil
stare awestruck at cars

by Guest Fri 09 Sep 2016, 10:20 pm

You men of the north feast on soil
And eat all the puss of a boil
stare awestruck at cars
And wear second hand bras

by **Galted** Sat 10 Sep 2016, 10:45 am

You men of the north feast on soil
And eat all the puss of a boil
stare awestruck at cars
And wear second hand bras
held together with snot and tin-foil

by Guest Sat 10 Sep 2016, 2:32 pm

The folk of the south like to cry

by **Galted** Sat 10 Sep 2016, 2:57 pm

The folk of the south like to cry
while nibbling on hummus and rye

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 11 Sep 2016, 10:12 pm

The folk of the south like to cry
while nibbling on hummus and rye
and trading in stocks

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