The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jul 20, 2016 2:34 pm

When is the CCv3 due out?
When Jeff's recovers from all his gout?
When Galtova discovers
Tino under the covers

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 20, 2016 2:38 pm

When is the CCv3 due out?
When Jeff's recovers from all his gout?
When Galtova discovers
Tino under the covers
Hiding from his children, no doubt

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:44 pm

Train operators are bell ends

by nadeem2099 Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:25 am

Train operators are bell ends
But most have tasty girlfriends

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jul 27, 2016 11:14 am

Train operators are bell ends
But most have tasty girlfriends
You shouldn't really eat them!

by nadeem2099 Wed Jul 27, 2016 11:43 am

Train operators are bell ends
But most have tasty girlfriends
You shouldn't really eat them!
Or else you'll get a whole load of phlegm

by **Galted** Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:36 pm

Train operators are bell ends
But most have tasty girlfriends
You shouldn't really eat them!
Or else you'll get a whole load of phlegm
And muff-diving gives you the bends

by nadeem2099 Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:28 pm

Bus drivers on the other hand

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:54 pm

Bus drivers on the other hand
prefer their meat rather bland

by **Galted** Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:21 pm

Bus drivers on the other hand
prefer their meat rather bland
Just a sausage or two

by **Pal Joey** Mon Aug 01, 2016 10:53 am

Bus drivers on the other hand
prefer their meat rather bland
Just a sausage or two
In a bap as you do

by nadeem2099 Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:49 pm

Bus drivers on the other hand
prefer their meat rather bland
Just a sausage or two
In a bap as you do
With a side helping of sand

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:25 am

That rhyme seemed rather contrived.

by **Galted** Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:30 am

That rhyme seemed rather contrived
I'm surprised that this thread has survived

by nadeem2099 Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:55 am

That rhyme seemed rather contrived
I'm surprised that this thread has survived
You people need to up your A game

by **Pal Joey** Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:53 am

That rhyme seemed rather contrived
I'm surprised that this thread has survived
You people need to up your A game
and stop writing words that are lame

by nadeem2099 Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:43 pm

That rhyme seemed rather contrived
I'm surprised that this thread has survived
You people need to up your A game
and stop writing words that are lame
Or wait for the 'limerick king' to arrive

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:25 pm

Don't panic, I have arrived now

by nadeem2099 Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:26 pm

Don't panic, I have arrived now
All hail Julius, and prepare to bow

by **Galted** Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:55 pm

Don't panic, I have arrived now
All hail Julius, and prepare to bow
let the punning ensue

by Guest Fri Aug 05, 2016 11:47 am

Don't panic, I have arrived now
All hail Julius, and prepare to bow
let the punning ensue
But do not eschew

by Guest Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:33 pm

Don't panic, I have arrived now
All hail Julius, and prepare to bow
let the punning ensue
But do not eschew
Have you ever made love to a cow?

by **Galted** Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:30 pm

It's yonks since I heard from the Freek!

by Guest Sat Aug 06, 2016 5:06 pm

It's yonks since I heard from the Freek!
I've been occupied plugging my leak

by **Galted** Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:19 pm

It's yonks since I heard from the Freek!
I've been occupied plugging my leak
I'd use a cork

by Guest Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:20 pm

It's yonks since I heard from the Freek!
I've been occupied plugging my leak
I'd use a cork
I just stuffed it with pork

by **Galted** Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:52 pm

It's yonks since I heard from the Freek!
I've been occupied plugging my leak
I'd use a cork
I just stuffed it with pork
should be flavourful after a week

by Guest Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:58 pm

It feels good to be back in the mix

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:25 pm

It feels good to be back in the mix
You're back up to all your old tricks

by Guest Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:40 pm

It feels good to be back in the mix
You're back up to all your old tricks
I'll be even worse

by **Galted** Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:58 pm

It feels good to be back in the mix
You're back up to all your old tricks
I'll be even worse
if I can't rhyme this verse

by Guest Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:05 pm

It feels good to be back in the mix
You're back up to all your old tricks
I'll be even worse
if I can't rhyme this verse
I'll come back after 5 Weetabix

by nadeem2099 Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:30 am

Not a fan of the Coco Pops?

by Guest Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:04 pm

Not a fan of the Coco Pops?
You should probably go to the shops

by nadeem2099 Mon Aug 08, 2016 6:06 pm

Not a fan of the Coco Pops?
You should probably go to the shops
And buy yourself some bleach

by Guest Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:15 am

Not a fan of the Coco Pops?
You should probably go to the shops
And buy yourself some bleach
So a lesson you can teach

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:27 am

Not a fan of the Coco Pops?
You should probably go to the shops
And buy yourself some bleach
So a lesson you can teach
To all of DAVE's mates in the cops.

by Guest Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:49 am

That number is a big fat nil

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:56 am

That number is a big fat nil
Maybe now, but just wait until

by Guest Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:05 am

That number is a big fat nil
Maybe now, but just wait until
No, it's been 20 years

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:08 am

That number is a big fat nil
Maybe now, but just wait until
No, it's been 20 years
And you still hate your peers

by Guest Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:22 am

That number is a big fat nil
Maybe now, but just wait until
No, it's been 20 years
And you still hate your peers
Oh yes, enough to kill

by Guest Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:44 pm

Has DAVE ever murdered a 'rick?

by **Galted** Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:54 pm

Has DAVE ever murdered a 'rick?
and molested the corpse with a stick?

by Guest Sat Aug 13, 2016 3:03 pm

Has DAVE ever murdered a 'rick?
and molested the corpse with a stick?
Is he guilty as charged?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:05 am

Has DAVE ever murdered a 'rick?
and molested the corpse with a stick?
Is he guilty as charged?
Who? Nigel Farage!

by **Galted** Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:33 am

Has DAVE ever murdered a 'rick?
and molested the corpse with a stick?
Is he guilty as charged?
Who? Nigel Farage!
No. DAVE, the serial pr*ck.

by nadeem2099 Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:37 pm

There's no love for the old DAVE here Sad

by Guest Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:53 pm

There's no love for the old DAVE here Sad
Nor anywhere else, I fear

by nadeem2099 Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:05 pm

There's no love for the old DAVE here
Nor anywhere else, I fear
Don't give up, I believe in you!

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