The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Tue 20 Oct 2015, 3:12 pm

First topic message reminder :

His father’s a jock
He has a 2” c0ck

Windows
Windows

by **seanmichaels** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 11:52 am

Does Alistair's darling like porn?

I've never actually watched porn with a partner.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 11:55 am

seanmichaels wrote:Does Alistair's darling like porn?

I've never actually watched porn with a partner.

You make your own?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 11:56 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Does Alistair's darling like porn?

I've never actually watched porn with a partner.

You make your own?

Big time....

by Alistair Tue 27 Oct 2015, 12:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Does Alistair's darling like porn?

I've never actually watched porn with a partner.

You make your own?

Big time....

Are male solo's popular on the net?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 12:33 pm

Just watched an advert about people hard of hearing having forgotten is muted the tv. I thought they'd done the whole thing silent to take the urine.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:04 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Does Alistair's darling like porn?

I've never actually watched porn with a partner.

Do you remember the story I told you of what happened to me in 2005? I was in Budapest at my aunt's with my dad, cousins, 2nd cousins (all female) when my niece was flicking through the channels.

She landed on some Euro-porn channel (or whatever) and there was an awkward 30 seconds (OK... probably 5 seconds... but it felt like ages!) of some moustachioed bloke nailing some tarty bird doggy-style next to a chest of drawers and what looked like some filthy curtains.

Nobody blinked an eye.

by Guest Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:07 pm

Fascinating story...........

by **Pal Joey** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:12 pm

We had just had a big lunch washed down with jugs of beer... it was boiling hot outside (July 5, just two days before 7/7) and we were all a bit too slow to react or make a comment. I think my niece sort of shrugged her head with the remote control still in her hand and said "oh... it's just... you know... the porn... (nothing special...)"

by **seanmichaels** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:14 pm

How old is your niece?

by Rowley Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:16 pm

Where's Galted? I miss him.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:How old is your niece?

she was early 30s back then.

by Rowley Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:30 pm

Someone put his coffee on the end of my desk today. I really try to avoid getting ridiculously wound up by stuff that does not matter, because obviously it's all a bit silly, but until he moved it all I could think was how much I wanted to throw the contents in his face.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:38 pm

How long is your desk?

by Rowley Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:40 pm

Pretty big, it was not in my way in any way, shape or form, just irritated me. If he had been speaking to me at the time I would not have minded so much but he wasn't so had no particular reason to put it there.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:56 pm

I get irritated like that at work. Why do people eat their lunch at their desks when there is a fecking canteen. Drives me crazy.

nb a sandwich or a bag of crisps perfectly acceptable. Just not last night's fish curry reheated.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 1:58 pm

Fat women's salads as well. Basically a few bits of cucumber pasta and a couple of tomatoes drowned in cheap mayonnaise.

by Guest Tue 27 Oct 2015, 2:01 pm

Makes you sound a bit precious, ROWLEY.

Wouldn't surprise me if, behind your back, your colleagues do the handbags in front of the face gesture and all say "Ooooooohh!"

No doubt we'll be hearing of another office based atrocity where staff members were decapitated with jazz CD's used like ninja throwing stars and poisoned with a Radox-based substance that becalmed whilst it killed

by Guest Tue 27 Oct 2015, 2:03 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Fat women's salads as well. Basically a few bits of cucumber pasta and a couple of tomatoes drowned in cheap mayonnaise.

Yet ironically, you'll spend this Friday evening trying to get noshed off by one of these women

by **seanmichaels** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 2:03 pm

I agree with Jeff here. Would you like a coffee stain on your man bag?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 2:05 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Fat women's salads as well. Basically a few bits of cucumber pasta and a couple of tomatoes drowned in cheap mayonnaise.
Yet ironically, you'll spend this Friday evening trying to get noshed off by one of these women

Nah, Friday night is a few pints at the spit and sawdust pub then home. Jeff would like it in there. The height of entertainment is The Chase or Pointless.

by Guest Tue 27 Oct 2015, 2:07 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I agree with Jeff here. Would you like a coffee stain on your man bag?

Is that a euphemism from your school days, Sean?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 5:37 pm

Rowley wrote:Where's Galted? I miss him.

Dead on here without him. Feel a bit dead inside without him.

by Rowley Tue 27 Oct 2015, 7:10 pm

Good to know I am not the only one feeling his loss Jules. These Johnny Come Lately types do not appreciate the contribution he makes round here.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 9:07 pm

He's probably got his hands full with more important things. I'm sure there's a valid reason.

by **Galted** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 9:35 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:21 right on this week's University Challenge. One short of my record.

That's exactly the type of score I'd probably get if I were a lot cleverer.

by **Galted** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 9:42 pm

Rowley wrote:Good to know I am not the only one feeling his loss Jules. These Johnny Come Lately types do not appreciate the contribution he makes round here.

Apologies for my absence but Galtova and I recently moved to a flat she's bought and one of her friends bought us a food chopper. I recommend food choppers, they're excellent - I would advise that you mind the blades though as they are exceptionally sharp.

I've missed you and Julius terribly, Jeff. Would probably have missed Tino a bit as well if he'd missed me.

Thanks for noticing my absence.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 9:52 pm

I think Tino is abroad, Galted. We all miss him (except you obviously).

by **Galted** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 9:57 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I think Tino is abroad, Galted. We all miss him (except you obviously).

Ok, I'll miss him too then. And LD as well.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 10:00 pm

First cut is the deepest.

Nice to know Galted. Missed you too.

by **Galted** Tue 27 Oct 2015, 10:10 pm

Thanks LD, no use being absent if no-one misses you. I missed SerialDAVE a bit too, just in case he comes looking for me for not missing him. I doubt whether SerialDAVE is ok with not being missed.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 6:27 am

Fist bitches.

Morning Rick the Click

its raining but the refreshing sort of rain that energises you. Quieter day today so looking forward to a gentle end to the week.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 6:42 am

He's gone
to Spain
his life is spent in pain
Tino
Tino

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 6:47 am

Sicond mofo

Cloudy and rainy here which is odd...

How goes it dear chap?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 6:49 am

Not bad at all. Egg mayo sandwich, a bottle of coke, cheese and onion with a yorkie. Love start to the day.

Hows things with you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 6:53 am

Alright, car going into garage meeting all day but almost the weekend.

No food as of yet but aim to rectify that fairly soon, I am thinking eggs and has brown...

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:36 am

Good choice. No cafe nearby or I would also.

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/tax-credits-you-know-things-are-bad-when-you-have-to-rely-on-unelected-lords-to-protect-the-poor-a6710786.html

Good read even if it is a bit sparse on the details

by Rowley Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:53 am

Morning all.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:58 am

Morning Jeff. All good in the hood?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 7:59 am

I had a read of something similar after you flagged it yesterday, this is kinda why I will always argue for another unelected house marking the other muppets work...

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:00 am

Morning Jeff

by Rowley Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:01 am

The mean streets of Rotherham treat me well Shah. Difficult to darken my pre Spectre mood of excitement.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:13 am

Morning.

I bought a fish tank last night.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:14 am

seanmichaels wrote:Morning.

I bought a fish tank last night.

Because goldfishes are ripe for sexual assault without consequence?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:17 am

It'll be a tropical tank not goldfishes. Wanted one for a while but could never really justify it. Find them becalming. Spent 30 mins staring at them in Pets at Home last night.

by Rowley Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:41 am

Weirdo

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:57 am

You should probably just get a lava lamp sean, less responsibility

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 8:59 am

sean as bond:

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:02 am

rick_dagless wrote:You should probably just get a lava lamp sean, less responsibility

He'd find it a chore to clean the sh*t off it afterwards

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:13 am

rick_dagless wrote:
sean as bond:

That is probably me in 10.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 28 Oct 2015, 9:15 am

Rowley wrote:Weirdo

I am glad you are here Jeff, I need some advice. Is it possible to use Radox Muscle soak as a shower gel or would you recommend I save it for the baths and buy some target specific product for showers?

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