The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Guest Fri 6 Nov - 12:22

First topic message reminder :

The Loaded Dog wrote:I haven't seen Altar of Plagues but my dentist reckons they're OK.

It's disappointing on so many levels, LD.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 23 Nov - 8:31

seanmichaels wrote:Morning. Could do with a 4 day week myself. Went to see Mum, Brother at the weekend. I only really ever get hangovers when I go down there. Must be the sea air.

More likely the sailors.

Morning Rowley

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 Nov - 8:33

Morning Jeff... Another bad game for Dinno, think we may have jinxed them mate...

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 Nov - 8:33

Morning all.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 23 Nov - 8:35

Morning Tino the Venal.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 8:37

Anybody watch I'm a celebrity? I think I love that bird from Geordie Shore. She would gob on IT.....

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 Nov - 8:47

seanmichaels wrote:Anybody watch I'm a celebrity? I think I love that bird from Geordie Shore. She would gob on IT.....

Why would she gob on Galted? Does she have a problem with IT professionals?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 Nov - 8:50

She would be too classy for you sean, and I have no idea who you are on about...

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 8:59

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Anybody watch I'm a celebrity? I think I love that bird from Geordie Shore. She would gob on IT.....

Why would she gob on Galted? Does she have a problem with IT professionals?

Gob on the hampton. Like they do is pornos.

Rick - she is a smart girl I'll give you that.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 9:00

What jersey shirt combo are you sporting today windows? I have gone white shirt and salmon pullover. I look quite sophisticated.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 Nov - 9:02

I am currently rocking a dark maroon jumper and blue shirt today...

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 Nov - 9:03

seanmichaels wrote:What jersey shirt combo are you sporting today windows? I have gone white shirt and salmon pullover. I look quite sophisticated.

Similar. I've gone white and a very dark blue jumper combo. I feel fantastic.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 23 Nov - 9:06

All in grey today with a white shirt. Feel apathetic

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 9:08

Tony Cozier has a bobble hat on. I think she's a bit cold (the tight gits switch the heating off at the weekend). I bet she could cut glass with her nips this morning.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 9:09

ShahenshahG wrote:All in grey today with a white shirt. Feel apathetic

Probably asked you this before but do you have clip on ties for work?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 23 Nov - 9:19

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:All in grey today with a white shirt. Feel apathetic

Probably asked you this before but do you have clip on ties for work?

Yes.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 Nov - 9:55

Sparkling conversation on here today lads...

I see ISIS have managed to p155 off China now, just North Korea to go for military enemy rummy I reckon.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 10:01

rick_dagless wrote:Sparkling conversation on here today lads...

I see ISIS have managed to p155 off China now, just North Korea to go for military enemy rummy I reckon.

How have they done that?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 10:04

Read it up. Seems to me Russia and China just want to kick ISIS's arse as an excuse to deal similarly with their own Islamic rebels.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 10:05

Without condemnation from the West.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 Nov - 10:54

Sh*t on here.

by Adam D Mon 23 Nov - 10:56

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 11:15

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh*t on here.

Don't blame it Adam, don't blame it on Trussman, don't blame it on Dagless, blame it on the windows.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 11:16

He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his kids.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 Nov - 11:23

Sh*t on here.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 23 Nov - 11:26

Not any more!

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 Nov - 11:30

Yes! Better now.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 11:32

Has anyone ever had soup from Gregg's? I am contemplating a trip there for lunch.

by Adam D Mon 23 Nov - 11:37

seanmichaels wrote:Has anyone ever had soup from Gregg's? I am contemplating a trip there for lunch.

Its Heinz and thus bobbins.

by Guest Mon 23 Nov - 12:13

Afternoon all, avoid Greggs and their I.S. inspired suicide pasties. The contents of my Steak Bake just leapt to its death all down my brand new (as in "bought it yesterday") coat and my completely rubbish work pants.

However, it's quite apt as, in keeping with my working life, it looks like I've been sh!t on from a great height.

Still, there's little to dampen my Man City 1 Liverpool 4 euphoria...plus Tina's here as well.

Sean, the lass from Geordie Shore would indeed spit on it, take a load in her mouth and then spit it back in your face whilst cursing with a vocabulary one wouldn't have thought existed in a female. Whilst on Maternity, my wife got into Geordie Shore and I'm telling you, the entire lot of them are sc*mf*cks of the highest order.

Wait 'til she's missed a meal and you'll see what a disgusting human being she truly is.

by Rowley Mon 23 Nov - 12:18

seanmichaels wrote:Anybody watch I'm a celebrity? I think I love that bird from Geordie Shore. She would gob on IT.....

You have never had sex with a woman.

Afternoon all.

by **superflyweight** Mon 23 Nov - 12:21

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Anybody watch I'm a celebrity? I think I love that bird from Geordie Shore. She would gob on IT.....

You have never had sex with a woman.

Afternoon all.

And on that bombshell - afternoon all.

by Rowley Mon 23 Nov - 12:23

We were all thinking it, and have been for some time superfly. Felt long overdue that someone got it down in writing.

by Guest Mon 23 Nov - 12:24

F*cking brilliant, Super's here now. Gutted I have to leave and go to Halifax now

by **superflyweight** Mon 23 Nov - 12:25

If you levelled that accusation at me I'd probably have to double check and go back over old receipts.

It's been a while.

by **superflyweight** Mon 23 Nov - 12:26

DAVE667 wrote:F*cking brilliant, Super's here now. Gutted I have to leave and go to Halifax now

Let me know what time you're back and I'll pop back on.

by Guest Mon 23 Nov - 12:27

Won't be til after 4, busy afternoon ahead

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 Nov - 12:29

Morrisons are doing a whole leg of serrano ham today for £25 if anyone cares...

by Rowley Mon 23 Nov - 12:31

rick_dagless wrote:Morrisons are doing a whole leg of serrano ham today for £25 if anyone cares...

The Morrisons Rick

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 Nov - 12:35

Sorry Jeff... I let the north down, i've let you down, and more importantly, I have let myself down.

The Morrisons has a leg of serrano ham for £25 if anyone cares.

by **superflyweight** Mon 23 Nov - 12:38

Interesting step up from updates on lunch Rickster - supermarket price deals.

Mrs Superfly did the shop yesterday so I have no deals to note.

by Rowley Mon 23 Nov - 12:44

It's a game changer to be sure. I only nipped briefly into the Asda this weekend, so have no deals to report. My brother did get 12 bottles of San Miguel at the Morrisons for six quid, so it very much seems The Morrisons are the go to guys for deals at the minute.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 Nov - 12:48

Rowley wrote:It's a game changer to be sure. I only nipped briefly into the Asda this weekend, so have no deals to report. My brother did get 12 bottles of San Miguel at the Morrisons for six quid, so it very much seems The Morrisons are the go to guys for deals at the minute.

I can confirm this deal.

I myself picked up 12 bottles (330ml) of Staropramen from the Morrisons. Also for £6.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 12:58

How big are the bottles?

I have not had a sex this year, possibly over 12 months in fact. I am meeting a lady on wednesday though. Reasonable package all said.

*I have just seen windows mentioned 330ml

by **superflyweight** Mon 23 Nov - 13:01

seanmichaels wrote:How big are the bottles?

I have not had a sex this year, possibly over 12 months in fact. I am meeting a lady on wednesday though. Reasonable package all said.

*I have just seen windows mentioned 330ml

The flyers they put up in phone boxes don't always contain an accurate description.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 13:02

£1.51 / litre is not a bad price.

just bought some strongbow at £2.09 / litre

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 13:04

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:How big are the bottles?

I have not had a sex this year, possibly over 12 months in fact. I am meeting a lady on wednesday though. Reasonable package all said.

*I have just seen windows mentioned 330ml

The flyers they put up in phone boxes don't always contain an accurate description.

No no. This a genuine female not charging. Veterinary nurse.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 Nov - 13:05

seanmichaels wrote:Veterinary nurse.

Sturdy looking? Big strong legs? Smells a little farmyardish?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 13:06

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Veterinary nurse.

Sturdy looking? Big strong legs? Smells a little farmyardish?

'Thick set' as opposed to surplus timber.

by **superflyweight** Mon 23 Nov - 13:08

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Veterinary nurse.

Sturdy looking? Big strong legs? Smells a little farmyardish?

Likely to spit on it?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 23 Nov - 13:09

Not sure she's the type no.

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