The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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JuliusHMarx wrote:Angelo was Brotherhood of Man, not ABBA.

"Angelo" and "Fernando" they sang both of them but this f*cking thing must be defective

And No TLD the problem is with our computers it seems. I.T. are running around like headless infidels.

My favourite league club nickname is Northampton Town FC

It was really good, I remember thinking that I must remember to remember it.

Total blank though, must be my age.

Where is Rowley today!?!?

Probably running low on coal for the generator. Hot bath or internet? Do the math.

Why the Cobblers, Sean?

Alistair wrote:Why the Cobblers, Sean?

it was meant to be a gag.

- my favourite club nickname is Northampton Town FC
- Cobblers?
-No really, it is true.

Soccer Am circa 1998

seanmichaels wrote:Probably running low on coal for the generator. Hot bath or internet? Do the math.

Of course, Can't believe I forgot.

Tepid on here today. Not even an update on windows's sex holiday would save it.

seanmichaels wrote:Tepid on here today. Not even an update on windows's sex holiday would save it.

Is his autobiography due out then?

Junior is just editing it.

Trying to get a bite on the off topic thread.

Watching with interest. Don't get banned, neither Rowley or Julius are around to save you.

Anyone can tell that is tongue in cheek.......

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Tino's badge is quite funny. Didn't realise it'd changed

I can't see anyone's badges anymore.

Well sit closer to the screen then.

Seriously Tino, as much as I admire your snappy responses and online bullying of michaels you do have some idiotic moments.

I miss you Galted.  I really do.  You were the original Culture Cup round 6 member and now you hardly bother.  Mumsnet must be a great read these days.

First again!  Twice in a row you f*ckers.

superflyweight wrote:I thought we had already diagnosed your jihadism?

Lovely stuff, super.  Really lovely stuff.  I do like Shah though.  Being his chum on here has broadened my horizons no end.  I take great pleasure in telling friends and family that I know one of them now.

No sex yet, Sean.  Although every time I come (leave it) here I start to fancy Chinese women more and more.  If they didn't have such appalling eating habits I would definitely leave the Mountie and come out here to live.  I just can't get past the eating though.  There really is no need to make so much noise.  I want to eat my jellied sheep eyes in peace and quiet.

We used to own this place, they should show me more respect and behave in line with my culture, not theirs.  I still fancy them though.  Something about the way they smile.  Lovely.  I felt guilty going back to my hotel room last night and watching Chinese porn.  Like I was cheating on them or something.

Morning Tino, nice to see you are getting yellow fever...

Morning Shah

Sick (though really, fist)

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, nice to see you are getting yellow fever...

Morning Shah

Sick (though really, fist)

Thank f*ck for that. I'm going crazy on my own.

Is this where I start quoting Adele lyrics and calling you rick the (insert something that rhymes with rick)?

Or shall I leave that to our resident extremist?

Sicond. Evenoon Tino. Minus f*cking 5 here this morning, the nuts are going to need a proper warm up when I get home. Nice to see that i've opened your eyes a little but I don't think I will be an effective deterrent until they meet me in person. This will also have the added bonus of me meeting this lovely woman who has popped out 5 and has a capacity for more. I could populate Australia and outnumber the criminals by the third week with my brood at the rate she's going. Also just in case she's really beaten you into adopting. The government makes it profitable for you to adopt because it's cheaper for them in the long run so you could probably make your money back on the Triad/yakuza you've spawned.

seanmichaels wrote:Anyone can tell that is tongue in cheek.......

Sean doing favours for the mod team now, but I don't think you can cure constipation this way.

and Good morning Rick the Shtick

ShahenshahG wrote:Sicond. Evenoon Tino. Minus f*cking 5 here this morning, the nuts are going to need a proper warm up when I get home. Nice to see that i've opened your eyes a little but I don't think I will be an effective deterrent until they meet me in person. This will also have the added bonus of me meeting this lovely woman who has popped out 5 and has a capacity for more. I could populate Australia and outnumber the criminals by the third week with my brood at the rate she's going. Also just in case she's really beaten you into adopting. The government makes it profitable for you to adopt because it's cheaper for them in the long run so you could probably make your money back on the Triad/yakuza you've spawned.

seanmichaels wrote:Anyone can tell that is tongue in cheek.......

Sean doing favours for the mod team now, but I don't think you can cure constipation this way.

and Good morning Rick the Shtick

Minus 5. Brrrrr.

It's a positively balmy 14 degrees here. Not exactly hot but I'll take it over minus 5.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, nice to see you are getting yellow fever...

Morning Shah

Sick (though really, fist)

Deserved a l*l at least

Tino wrote:Is this where I start quoting Adele lyrics and calling you rick the (insert something that rhymes with rick)?

Leave it to Shah mate, he has a whole thesaurus full of couplets, morning how goes the deep south?

Hola Shah, how goe sthe good fight?

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Is this where I start quoting Adele lyrics and calling you rick the (insert something that rhymes with rick)?

Leave it to Shah mate, he has a whole thesaurus full of couplets, morning how goes the deep south?

Hola Shah, how goe sthe good fight?

He's like the Robert Burns of Islamic extremism.

It's alright mate. Too many people for my liking but I'm only here till Friday so I can cope. Jetlag is, however, f*cking around with my sleeping and no amount of masturbation is helping. I'm not sure whether to up the volume or slow down.

How is Bradders? A winter wonderland today?

So so, we've made several gains and i've had many sexes but now the brood keeps me up at night so i'm not killing gays at the rate I was. My wages have decreased accordingly. I have a performance review next week and i'm bricking it. How goes the wind down?

And I've deleted all Adele related videos and songs, mostly for my own sanity as I cannot in good conscience make love to the wife while thinking of another woman. Not through any moral qualms but she's 6 months pregnant. So as of this moment, I am well over the absolutely gorgeous, enchanting, alluring, sexilicious, divine, hornalizing Adele.





Heaven help me

Tino wrote:He's like the Robert Burns of Islamic extremism.

More like McGonnagal mate, increase volume, and steady rhythm should go all hypnotic. Bradders is fine, more winter apocalypse than wonderland but still lovely in it's own way...

Who is Glenn Frey?

Guy from the Eagles Shah

Ah.


Who are the eagles?

Hotel California?

ShahenshahG wrote:Ah.


Who are the eagles?

American football team.

rick_dagless wrote:Hotel California?

Ah. It's a fairly good song. I shall mourn him like my own son.

Shah wrote:Ah. It's a fairly good song. I shall mourn him like my own son.

Seems to be the done thing on social media mate, so fill your boots, that and a seeming disbelief that famous people can die...

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:Ah. It's a fairly good song. I shall mourn him like my own son.

Seems to be the done thing on social media mate, so fill your boots, that and a seeming disbelief that famous people can die...

Don't be so quick to judge. It's difficult to fathom. I had to kill about 400 of em before I realised that yes. They do die.

Morning chaps.

Good and bad thing happened last night. Bad I locked myself out again. Good, despite demolishing the land lady's cat flap (literal), i was able to open the bedroom window using 2 1m 4x2's. It was like the crystal maze, I was really rather proud of myself. Also in repairing the cat flap (sainsbury's bag and plenty of gaffer tape) I have managed to eliminate the annoying draft.

Morning Michaels. Why the feck does your landlady have a cat flap in her bedroom window?

Or rather under her bedroom window.

It is in the bedroom window. She had a cat when she lived there. To get into the flat you have to go through a communal hallway so it is one of the windows or get agreement from the other 3 owners / tenants for cat flaps at the main entrance and into the flat.

Woke up quite snug this morning as opposed to yesterday morning so definitley made a difference.

My ceilings are 3.5-4m high so all windows are those really tall ones which only have a small opening at the top. Once I got it open I had to haul myself up, slide through head first then slowly lower myself down on to the chest of drawers. It really was an impressive feat.

Sh*t on here today.

Can't be sh!t if Tina's on....

Interesting you say about eating habits. Guy from Hong Kong at school was minging. He'd slurp fried eggs. They also hock all the time which is minging. Never found them attractive, would do Jenson Button's ex but that is it.

seanmichaels wrote:Guy from Hong Kong at school was minging.

His name was Min Ging?

Got a rise from Steffan of all people on the Off Topic thread.

DAVE667 wrote:Can't be sh!t if Tina's on....

I bloody love you, Serial.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Guy from Hong Kong at school was minging.

His name was Min Ging?

Hoi Lam, although when he first turned up he had adopted the name Jonathan. I remember being baffled when I first met him, he couldn't play table tennis.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Can't be sh!t if Tina's on....

I bloody love you, Serial.

Serial Liar

Shah wrote:Serial Liar

Careful Shah, otherwise you could end up in Serial's lair...

Heed Rick's advice

DAVE667 wrote:Heed Rick's advice

Liar.