The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 25, 2017 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **Galted** Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:25 pm

Jules resurrected the 'bang

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:39 pm

Jules resurrected the 'bang
Yes I did, it's kinda my thang

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:52 pm

Jules resurrected the 'bang
Yes I did, it's kinda my thang
You're not Texan are you?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:14 pm

Jules resurrected the 'bang
Yes I did, it's kinda my thang
You're not Texan are you?
Yes, I'm from Hou

by **Galted** Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:10 am

Jules resurrected the 'bang
Yes I did, it's kinda my thang
You're not Texan are you?
Yes, I'm from Hou
when I rhyme I invent my own slang

by Guest Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:12 pm

My uncle's my aunties great gran

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:15 pm

My uncle's my aunty's great gran
I've corrected your grammar, my man

by Guest Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:20 pm

My uncle's my aunty's great gran
I've corrected your grammar, my man
I thank you good sir

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:13 pm

My uncle's my aunty's great gran
I've corrected your grammar, my man
I thank you good sir
As he licked some more fur

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:22 pm

My uncle's my aunty's great gran
I've corrected your grammar, my man
I thank you good sir
As he licked some more fur
From the knob of an orang-utan

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:31 pm

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:19 pm

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles
As, indeed, did its bollockles

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:23 am

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles
As, indeed, did its bollockles
Which could be heard to slap loudly

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:24 am

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles
As, indeed, did its bollockles
Which could be heard to slap loudly
As he sat there proudly

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:26 am

Its shaft had a surplus of follicles
As, indeed, did its bollockles
Which could be heard to slap loudly
As he sat there proudly
Whilst the audience adjusted their monocles

by Guest Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:38 pm

A crazy array of rare words

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:37 am

A crazy array of rare words
Flying around like rare birds

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:27 am

A crazy array of rare words
Flying around like rare birds
Like virgins in Spain.

by **Pal Joey** Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:02 am

A crazy array of rare words
Flying around like rare birds
Like virgins in Spain
And gays in Bahrain

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:06 am

A crazy array of rare words
Flying around like rare birds
Like virgins in Spain
And gays in Bahrain
And the last remaining Syrian Kurds

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:19 am

That last rhyme went quite dark.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:24 am

That last rhyme went quite dark.
We can't always be having a lark.

by Guest Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:11 pm

That last rhyme went quite dark.
We can't always be having a lark.
I lol over death

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:12 pm

That last rhyme went quite dark.
We can't always be having a lark.
I lol over death
And eat crystal meth

by **Pal Joey** Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:18 pm

That last rhyme went quite dark.
We can't always be having a lark.
I lol over death
And eat crystal meth
Then light up my farts with a spark

by Guest Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:33 pm

A wonderful ending indeed

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:41 pm

A wonderful ending indeed
The Bullingdon Club members agreed

by **Pal Joey** Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:19 am

A wonderful ending indeed
The Bullingdon Club members agreed
So a dinner was held in his honour

by Guest Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:16 pm

A wonderful ending indeed
The Bullingdon Club members agreed
So a dinner was held in his honour
Hosted by Maradona

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:39 pm

A wonderful ending indeed
The Bullingdon Club members agreed
So a dinner was held in his honour
Hosted by Maradona
Who was off his bonce on cheap speed

by Guest Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:44 pm

The Hand of God cut some coke

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Mar 21, 2018 4:13 pm

The Hand of God cut some coke
Then scored some heroin to smoke

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:18 am

The Hand of God cut some coke
Then scored some heroin to smoke
I'll go it alone
Cos I'm bad to the bone
This thread is becoming a joke.

by Guest Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:46 am

Marx cutting ties, going rogue

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:19 pm

Marx cutting ties, going rogue
What's more, I am always in vogue

by Guest Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:45 pm

Marx cutting ties, going rogue
What's more, I am always in vogue
You sure blaze a trail

by **Galted** Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:54 pm

Marx cutting ties, going rogue
What's more, I am always in vogue
You sure blaze a trail
When you should be in jail

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:01 pm

Marx cutting ties, going rogue
What's more, I am always in vogue
You sure blaze a trail
When you should be in jail
For killing Shane Macgowan (a Pogue)

by Guest Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:19 pm

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:18 am

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt
Took a handful of road-gritting salt

by **Galted** Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:23 am

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt
Took a handful of road-gritting salt
Then grabbed Kirsty McColl

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:52 am

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt
Took a handful of road-gritting salt
Then grabbed Kirsty McColl
and a blow-up sex doll

by **Galted** Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:55 pm

T'was a Christmas in New York when Galt
Took a handful of road-gritting salt
Then grabbed Kirsty McColl
and a blow-up sex doll
and committed a Freekish assault

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:22 pm

by Guest Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:57 pm

That doll took your load with full force

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:18 pm

That doll took your load with full force
From behind, with "back chips" of course

by Guest Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:43 am

That doll took your load with full force
From behind, with "back chips" of course
As you withdrew your probe

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:48 am

That doll took your load with full force
From behind, with "back chips" of course
As you withdrew your probe
From her left ear lobe

by **Galted** Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:56 am

That doll took your load with full force
From behind, with "back chips" of course
As you withdrew your probe
From her left ear lobe
and shoehorned it into a horse

by Guest Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:59 am

Give Galted a Knighthood at once

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