The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 25, 2017 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by Guest Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:15 pm

Galted was planning to sue
cos his wife let his b*llocks turn blue
So he dripped in her sis

by **Galted** Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:49 pm

Galted was planning to sue
cos his wife let his b*llocks turn blue
So he dripped in her sis
whose c*nt's an abyss

by Guest Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:54 pm

Galted was planning to sue
cos his wife let his b*llocks turn blue
So he dripped in her sis
whose c*nt's an abyss
That went further than Timbuktu

by **Galted** Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:59 pm

Freek's like a modern-day Keats

by Guest Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:15 pm

Freek's like a modern-day Keats
I w@*k words all over my sheets

by **Pal Joey** Sat Feb 24, 2018 12:06 am

Freek's like a modern-day Keats
I w@*k words all over my sheets
Now his maid has arthritis

by Guest Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:21 pm

Freek's like a modern-day Keats
I w@*k words all over my sheets
Now his maid has arthritis
And her life is in crisis

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:24 pm

Freek's like a modern-day Keats
I w@*k words all over my sheets
Now his maid has arthritis
And her life is in crisis
A tale which i'll tell with phat beatz

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:38 am

We've been hit by the Beast from the East

by **Galted** Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:45 am

We've been hit by the Beast from the East
Now our hamptons are shrivelled and creased

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:50 am

We've been hit by the Beast from the East
Now our hamptons are shrivelled and creased
Balls have gone in to keep warm

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:35 am

We've been hit by the Beast from the East
Now our hamptons are shrivelled and creased
Balls have gone in to keep warm
And Galted has form

by Scottrf Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:35 am

We've been hit by the Beast from the East
Now our hamptons are shrivelled and creased
Balls have gone in to keep warm
Testicular concealment from the storm

by **Pal Joey** Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:42 am

We've been hit by the Beast from the East
Now our hamptons are shrivelled and creased
Balls have gone in to keep warm
Testicular concealment from the storm
and ignoring Jules' post... to say the least

by Guest Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:29 pm

On deaf ears did Julius fell

by **Galted** Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:50 pm

On deaf ears did Julius fell
And he'd set me up for the last line so well

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:32 pm

On deaf ears did Julius fell
And he'd set me up for the last line so well
Balls have gone in to keep warm
And Galted has form

by **Galted** Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:43 pm

On deaf ears did Julius fell
And he'd set me up for the last line so well
Balls have gone in to keep warm
And Galted has form
Laugh

Now the rhyming has all gone to hell

by No name Bertie Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:12 am

No-one posts on Six O Six anymore

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 01, 2018 9:14 am

No-one posts on Six O Six anymore
Most notably the family of Drew Barrymore

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 01, 2018 9:51 am

No-one posts on Six O Six anymore
Most notably the family of Drew Barrymore
I remember old Lionel

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:00 am

No-one posts on Six O Six anymore
Most notably the family of Drew Barrymore
I remember old Lionel
In film and on vinyl

by **Galted** Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:27 am

No-one posts on Six O Six anymore
Most notably the family of Drew Barrymore
I remember old Lionel
In film and on vinyl
and Michael who made my hole sore

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:20 am

I went for a swim in his pool

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:05 pm

I went for a swim in his pool
And his concubines started to drool

by Guest Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:42 pm

I went for a swim in his pool
And his concubines started to drool
Oh my! What a mess

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:20 pm

I went for a swim in his pool
And his concubines started to drool
Oh my! What a mess
But he wouldn't confess

by Guest Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:28 pm

I went for a swim in his pool
And his concubines started to drool
Oh my! What a mess
But he wouldn't confess
He once farted and blew up a school

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:16 am

I'm sweatin' like a pig on a spit

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:01 am

I'm sweatin' like a pig on a spit
Unlike here, where it is snowing, a bit.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:49 am

I'm sweatin' like a pig on a spit
Unlike here, where it is snowing, a bit.
As a snowflake falls into Hell

by Guest Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:26 am

I'm sweatin' like a pig on a spit
Unlike here, where it is snowing, a bit.
As a snowflake falls into Hell
And hits Satan's bell

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:52 am

I'm sweatin' like a pig on a spit
Unlike here, where it is snowing, a bit.
As a snowflake falls into Hell
And hits Satan's bell
A hard-on's a pre-requisite

by Guest Fri Mar 02, 2018 6:30 pm

My house is an igloo today

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:21 pm

My house is an igloo today
'Cos of an electricity bill I forgot to pay

by Guest Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:28 am

My house is an igloo today
'Cos of an electricity bill I forgot to pay
Can you lend me some gas?

by **ShahenshahG** Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:50 am

My house is an igloo today
'Cos of an electricity bill I forgot to pay
Can you lend me some gas?
(not from your ass)

by **Galted** Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:55 am

My house is an igloo today
'Cos of an electricity bill I forgot to pay
Can you lend me some gas?
(not from your ass)
and send it at once on a sleigh

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:30 am

I've just met Kim Jong-Il's tailor

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:43 am

I've just met Kim Jong-Il's tailor
I've never seen a man that's frailer

by **Galted** Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:01 am

I've just met Kim Jong-Il's tailor
I've never seen a man that's frailer
'who', Rick, not 'that'

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:03 am

I've just met Kim Jong-Il's tailor
I've never seen a man that's frailer
'who', Rick, not 'that'
Time for a gramer spat

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:13 am

I've just met Kim Jong-Il's tailor
I've never seen a man that's frailer
'who', Rick, not 'that'
Time for a gramer spat
This lymerick is now a complete failure

by **Galted** Thu Mar 08, 2018 9:04 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:03 am

Has anyone seen my lost comma?

by **Galted** Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:01 pm

Has anyone seen my lost comma?
With my colon it's giving me trauma

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:02 pm

Has anyone seen my lost comma?
With my colon it's giving me trauma
As does a period, full stop

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:32 pm

Has anyone seen my lost comma?
With my colon it's giving me trauma
As does a period, full stop
When my parentheses go "Pop"

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:44 pm

Has anyone seen my lost comma?
With my colon it's giving me trauma
As does a period, full stop
When my parentheses go "Pop"
Eat my interrobang, yo momma.

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:53 pm

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