The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by Guest Mon 19 Feb 2018, 6:38 pm

CC V.3 is finally here!
With Flipper, Hero and Beer
Who will become the new champ
Maybe Galted (he's camp)
What you on about? I've no idea!

by **Galted** Mon 19 Feb 2018, 10:41 pm

thanks, Freek, for defending my name

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 12:01 am

thanks, Freek, for defending my name
I hang my head down in shame

by **Pal Joey** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 8:44 am

thanks, Freek, for defending my name
I hang my head down in shame
In the stocks in the town square

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 8:55 am

thanks, Freek, for defending my name
I hang my head down in shame
In the stocks in the town square
Dressed with medieval flare

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 9:02 am

thanks, Freek, for defending my name
I hang my head down in shame
In the stocks in the town square
Dressed with medieval flare
Putting 'flare' and not 'flair' is quite lame.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 9:10 am

The music was loud at the fair

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 9:30 am

The music was loud at the fair
The band was playing with flair

by **Galted** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 9:32 am

The music was loud at the fair
The band was playing with flair
'til a flare-up of fists

by **Pal Joey** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 9:59 am

The music was loud at the fair
The band was playing with flair
'til a flare-up of fists
tore through some fare lists

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:14 am

The music was loud at the fair
The band was playing with flair
'til a flare-up of fists
tore through some fare lists
Oh what the hell, we don't cair.

by **Galted** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:20 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:21 am

I see that Galted has the clap

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:29 am

I see that Galted has the clap
Which he caught from Maria Von Trapp

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:32 am

I see that Galted has the clap
Which he caught from Maria Von Trapp
It was the sound of music

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:37 am

I see that Galted has the clap
Which he caught from Maria Von Trapp
It was the sound of music
That makes me feel too sick

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:38 am

I see that Galted has the clap
Which he caught from Maria Von Trapp
It was the sound of music
That makes me feel too sick
Whilst my Hampton leaks like a tap

by Guest Tue 20 Feb 2018, 1:47 pm

Shakespeare wrote a Limerick once

by **Galted** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 3:14 pm

Shakespeare wrote a Limerick once
About a cartwheeling Nazi called Hans

by Guest Tue 20 Feb 2018, 3:15 pm

Shakespeare wrote a Limerick once
About a cartwheeling Nazi called Hans
Who liked sniffing gas

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 20 Feb 2018, 3:16 pm

Shakespeare wrote a Limerick once
About a cartwheeling Nazi called Hans
Who liked sniffing gas
Had a boot zat was Das

by Guest Tue 20 Feb 2018, 3:19 pm

Shakespeare wrote a Limerick once
About a cartwheeling Nazi called Hans
Who liked sniffing gas
Had a boot zat was Das
And an uncle who bombed all our grans

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 7:55 am

Godwin's law applies on this thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:10 am

Godwin's law applies on this thread
Or maybe it's Sod's law instead

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:36 am

Godwin's law applies on this thread
Or maybe it's Sod's law instead
But the rule of thumb

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:49 am

Godwin's law applies on this thread
Or maybe it's Sod's law instead
But the rule of thumb
Just like sean's bum

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:16 am

Godwin's law applies on this thread
Or maybe it's Sod's law instead
But the rule of thumb
Just like sean's bum
Has a tattoo of Eva Braun's head

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:30 am

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:34 am

It's great to see Julius hollering

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 10:46 am

It's great to see Julius hollering
It's better than sitting around wallowing

by Guest Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:03 pm

It's great to see Julius hollering
It's better than sitting around wallowing
He's a sight for sore eyes

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:10 pm

It's great to see Julius hollering
It's better than sitting around wallowing
He's a sight for sore eyes
But sometimes he cries

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 12:34 pm

It's great to see Julius hollering
It's better than sitting around wallowing
He's a sight for sore eyes
But sometimes he cries
At the size of Trump's twitter following

by Guest Thu 22 Feb 2018, 2:20 pm

The Dog just knocked one out the park

by **Galted** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 2:24 pm

The Dog just knocked one out the park
his rhyming's more fierce than his bark

by Guest Thu 22 Feb 2018, 2:31 pm

The Dog just knocked one out the park
his rhyming's more fierce than his bark
And his lyrical bite

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:20 pm

The Dog just knocked one out the park
his rhyming's more fierce than his bark
And his lyrical bite
Lacks cynical spite

by Guest Thu 22 Feb 2018, 8:59 pm

The Dog just knocked one out the park
his rhyming's more fierce than his bark
And his lyrical bite
Lacks cynical spite
But his his aura will leave a big mark

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 9:26 pm

The Freek is my favourite poster

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Feb 2018, 11:39 pm

The Freek is my favourite poster
Kenwood is my favourite toaster

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Feb 2018, 7:28 am

The Freek is my favourite poster
Kenwood is my favourite toaster
I like George Foreman grills

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Feb 2018, 8:06 am

The Freek is my favourite poster
Kenwood is my favourite toaster
I like George Foreman grills
and filthy cheap thrills

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 23 Feb 2018, 8:12 am

The Freek is my favourite poster
Kenwood is my favourite toaster
I like George Foreman grills
and filthy cheap thrills
Like sex on a long roller coaster

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Feb 2018, 9:31 am

You're a hard act to follow Mr Marx,

by Guest Fri 23 Feb 2018, 3:34 pm

You're a hard act to follow Mr Marx,
You'd climb out of a pool full of sharks

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 23 Feb 2018, 3:59 pm

You're a hard act to follow Mr Marx,
You'd climb out of a pool full of sharks
With a leg hanging off

by Guest Fri 23 Feb 2018, 4:30 pm

You're a hard act to follow Mr Marx,
You'd climb out of a pool full of sharks
With a leg hanging off
Holding onto a moth

by **Galted** Fri 23 Feb 2018, 7:18 pm

You're a hard act to follow Mr Marx,
You'd climb out of a pool full of sharks
With a leg hanging off
Holding onto a moth
and bring an action against Center Parcs

by Guest Fri 23 Feb 2018, 7:28 pm

Galted was planning to sue

by **Galted** Fri 23 Feb 2018, 8:14 pm

Galted was planning to sue
cos his wife let his b*llocks turn blue

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