The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 08 Nov 2017, 9:20 am

Is it Bardot, or Bardot?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Nov 2017, 9:33 am

Is it Bardot, or Bardot?
You know what? I don't know

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Nov 2017, 10:01 am

Is it Bardot, or Bardot?
You know what? I don't know
Has to be the first one

by **Galted** Wed 08 Nov 2017, 10:37 am

Is it Bardot, or Bardot?
You know what? I don't know
Has to be the first one
Just like 'none's' prounounced 'none'

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Nov 2017, 10:51 am

Is it Bardot, or Bardot?
You know what? I don't know
Has to be the first one
Just like 'none's' prounounced 'none'
We all know she was quite the sexpot

by **Galted** Wed 08 Nov 2017, 10:58 am

Do you mean 'pot' as in 'potpourri'?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Nov 2017, 11:08 am

Do you mean 'pot' as in 'potpourri'?
From the potpourri depot in Dundee

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Nov 2017, 11:15 am

Do you mean 'pot' as in 'potpourri'?
From the potpourri depot in Dundee
Maybe swim a mile down the Nile

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Nov 2017, 11:18 am

Do you mean 'pot' as in 'potpourri'?
From the potpourri depot in Dundee
Maybe swim a mile down the Nile
Where all the despots smile

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Nov 2017, 11:24 am

Do you mean 'pot' as in 'potpourri'?
From the potpourri depot in Dundee
Maybe swim a mile down the Nile
Where all the despots smile
Whilst singing "It's a long way to Tipperary"

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Nov 2017, 11:08 am

So it's goodbye to Priti Patel

by **Pal Joey** Fri 10 Nov 2017, 1:04 am

So it's goodbye to Priti Patel
Despite her meetings going so well

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:53 am

So it's goodbye to Priti Patel
Despite her meetings going so well
Now we've Penny Mordaunt

by **Pal Joey** Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:09 am

So it's goodbye to Priti Patel
Despite her meetings going so well
Now we've Penny Mordaunt
Who hopefully will be less discordant

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:28 am

So it's goodbye to Priti Patel
Despite her meetings going so well
Now we've Penny Mordaunt
Who hopefully will be less discordant
'Cos the government's going to hell

by **Pal Joey** Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:13 am

Things seem much better in Canada

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:21 am

Things seem much better in Canada
Where migrants don't have to eat panada

by **Pal Joey** Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:43 am

Things seem much better in Canada
Where migrants don't have to eat panada
and the folk are so friendly

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:29 am

Things seem much better in Canada
Where migrants don't have to eat panada
and the folk are so friendly
And the goodwill not endly

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 07 Dec 2017, 4:41 pm

Things seem much better in Canada
Where migrants don't have to eat panada
and the folk are so friendly
And the goodwill not endly.
Did this ever get finished? No, nada.

by No name Bertie Sat 09 Dec 2017, 2:37 pm

From the closet of Theresa May

by **Galted** Sat 09 Dec 2017, 4:28 pm

From the closet of Theresa May
a naked Corbyn yelled 'yay!'

by No name Bertie Sat 09 Dec 2017, 11:28 pm

From the closet of Theresa May
a naked Corbyn yelled 'yay!'
"Tory Hag! I will show

by **Galted** Sun 10 Dec 2017, 11:23 am

From the closet of Theresa May
a naked Corbyn yelled 'yay!'
"Tory Hag! I will show
how my hampton can glow

by No name Bertie Sun 10 Dec 2017, 1:11 pm

From the closet of Theresa May
a naked Corbyn yelled 'yay!'
"Tory Hag! I will show
how my hampton can glow
But me ass is a full light display!"

by **Galted** Sun 10 Dec 2017, 3:19 pm

No name Bertie has just made his name

by **Pal Joey** Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:18 pm

No name Bertie has just made his name
and his no name precedes his fame

by **Galted** Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:30 pm

No name Bertie has just made his name
and his no name precedes his fame
do you think that he's real?

by **Pal Joey** Sun 10 Dec 2017, 9:38 pm

No name Bertie has just made his name
and his no name precedes his fame
do you think that he's real?
Like a stuffed animal that can feel?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 10 Dec 2017, 10:30 pm

No name Bertie has just made his name
and his no name precedes his fame
do you think that he's real?
Like a stuffed animal that can feel?
This last line is really quite lame.

by **Galted** Mon 11 Dec 2017, 8:12 am

Julius was scathing last night

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 11 Dec 2017, 10:29 am

Julius was scathing last night
I'm so scary I gave myself a fright

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 11 Dec 2017, 3:03 pm

Julius was scathing last night
I'm so scary I gave myself a fright
Like Cheggers he went pop

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 11 Dec 2017, 3:11 pm

Julius was scathing last night
I'm so scary I gave myself a fright
Like Cheggers he went pop
With booze (more than a drop)

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 11 Dec 2017, 3:15 pm

Julius was scathing last night
I'm so scary I gave myself a fright
Like Cheggers he went pop
With booze (more than a drop)
But his Hampton, stayed out of sight.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Dec 2017, 10:28 am

On a short winter walk in the Cotswolds

by No name Bertie Tue 12 Dec 2017, 1:57 pm

On a short winter walk in the Cotswolds
The vicar saw a sight to behold

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Dec 2017, 9:01 pm

On a short winter walk in the Cotswolds
The vicar saw a sight to behold
Some steam coming out from a tree

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 12 Dec 2017, 9:17 pm

On a short winter walk in the Cotswolds
The vicar saw a sight to behold
Some steam coming out from a tree
Behind which he could see

by No name Bertie Tue 12 Dec 2017, 9:34 pm

On a short winter walk in the Cotswolds
The vicar saw a sight to behold
Some steam coming out from a tree
Behind which he could see
The bishop and his wife being poled

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Dec 2017, 10:15 pm

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:19 am

'tis the season to be jolly

by No name Bertie Wed 13 Dec 2017, 1:42 pm

'tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 13 Dec 2017, 4:32 pm

'tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly
Bah humbug

by **Pal Joey** Wed 13 Dec 2017, 7:40 pm

'tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly
Bah humbug
I want an Afghan rug

by No name Bertie Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:25 pm

'tis the season to be jolly
Under mistletoe and holly
Bah humbug
I want an Afghan rug
And Julius flew right off his trolley

by No name Bertie Mon 18 Dec 2017, 12:45 am

ps: I didn't understand JuliusHMarx "Bah Humbug" comment - it was not in the form nor spirit of "Making Up Your Own Limerick" and seemed to me like he was fed up with this thread and wanted to stop playing and take his ball home. Maybe I have misinterpreted it? Anyway all the best for the Christmas period.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 18 Dec 2017, 3:34 am

Must have been some sort of poetic device,

by No name Bertie Mon 18 Dec 2017, 7:44 am

Must have been some sort of poetic device,
Or maybe he just doesn't want to play dice?

by **Galted** Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:41 am

Must have been some sort of poetic device,
Or maybe he just doesn't want to play dice?
he f*cked up that rhyme

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