The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu May 25, 2017 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:59 am

The police sex crimes squad was confounded
With the Asian from Luton they'd impounded

by **Pal Joey** Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:17 pm

The police sex crimes squad was confounded
With the Asian from Luton they'd impounded
He was refusing to cooperate

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:04 am

The police sex crimes squad was confounded
With the Asian from Luton they'd impounded
He was refusing to cooperate
And instead started to masturbate

by **Galted** Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:17 am

The police sex crimes squad was confounded
With the Asian from Luton they'd impounded
He was refusing to cooperate
And instead started to masturbate
once his wives had his todger surrounded

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:42 am

About time this thread got a bump

by Guest Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:55 pm

About time this thread got a bump
I'll be back when I've taken a dump

by **Pal Joey** Sat Oct 14, 2017 12:41 am

About time this thread got a bump
I'll be back when I've taken a dump
After that we'll get the "All clear!"

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:28 pm

About time this thread got a bump
I'll be back when I've taken a dump
After that we'll get the "All clear!"
Which may be mistaken, I fear

by **Galted** Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:39 pm

About time this thread got a bump
I'll be back when I've taken a dump
After that we'll get the "All clear!"
Which may be mistaken, I fear
as Freek's arse is an axial-flow pump

by Guest Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:11 pm

My anus is famous in parts

by **Galted** Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:51 pm

My anus is famous in parts
in science as well as the arts

by Guest Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:01 pm

My anus is famous in parts
in science as well as the arts
It lights up at night

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:09 pm

My anus is famous in parts
in science as well as the arts
It lights up at night
It's bright, white and tight

by Guest Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:18 pm

My anus is famous in parts
in science as well as the arts
It lights up at night
It's bright, white and tight
And my sh!te helps ignite all my farts

by **Pal Joey** Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:37 am

Yes, that's what I saw on a billboard

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:34 am

Yes, that's what I saw on a billboard
Though it's something I cannot afford

by **Pal Joey** Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:06 am

Yes, that's what I saw on a billboard
Though it's something I cannot afford
His ring is gold gilded & diamond encrusted

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:38 am

Yes, that's what I saw on a billboard
Though it's something I cannot afford
His ring is gold gilded & diamond encrusted
His smile cannot be trusted

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:45 am

Yes, that's what I saw on a billboard
Though it's something I cannot afford
His ring is gold gilded & diamond encrusted
His smile cannot be trusted
I've never met him, thank the Lord!

by **Pal Joey** Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:50 am

That's a place I try to avoid

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:10 pm

That's a place I try to avoid
Because it just makes me annoyed

by **Pal Joey** Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:46 pm

That's a place I try to avoid
Because it just makes me annoyed
The doc says it's bad for my health

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:10 am

That's a place I try to avoid
Because it just makes me annoyed
The doc says it's bad for my health
It'll give me a lisp or elthe

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:03 pm

That's a place I try to avoid
Because it just makes me annoyed
The doc says it's bad for my health
It'll give me a lisp or elthe
Ill have Just one single haemorrhoid

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:31 pm

Best have just one and not piles

by **Pal Joey** Fri Oct 27, 2017 1:54 pm

Best have just one and not piles
If you wan't to see for miles and miles and miles

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:16 am

Best have just one and not piles
If you wan't to see for miles and miles and miles
Keep an ice pack to hand

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:47 am

Best have just one and not piles
If you wan't to see for miles and miles and miles
Keep an ice pack to hand
And a small elastic band

by **Galted** Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:02 pm

Best have just one and not piles
If you wan't to see for miles and miles and miles
Keep an ice pack to hand
And a small elastic band
For 'curing' the Beeb's pedophiles

by **Pal Joey** Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:29 am

There's nothing like a good lemon tart,

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:48 am

There's nothing like a good lemon tart,
When bought from your local Kwik-E-Mart

by **Galted** Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:07 am

There's nothing like a good lemon tart,
When bought from your local Kwik-E-Mart
T'Tescos too

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:47 am

There's nothing like a good lemon tart,
When bought from your local Kwik-E-Mart
T'Tescos too
Then mixed with home brew

by **Pal Joey** Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:53 am

There's nothing like a good lemon tart,
When bought from your local Kwik-E-Mart
T'Tescos too
Then mixed with home brew
'Cos nothing's going to tear us apart

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:57 am

Except that love will tear us apart

by **Galted** Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:03 am

Except that love will tear us apart
like Toppy with a good lemon tart

by **Pal Joey** Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:29 am

Except that love will tear us apart
like Toppy with a good lemon tart
Or Ent's black or white politics

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:38 am

Except that love will tear us apart
like Toppy with a good lemon tart
Or Ent's black or white politics
With no place for Hispanics

by **Pal Joey** Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:42 am

Except that love will tear us apart
like Toppy with a good lemon tart
Or Ent's black or white politics
With no place for Hispanics
And plenty of news from Breitbart

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:44 am

by **Pal Joey** Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:45 am

As Alice Cooper entered the lift,

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:21 am

As Alice Cooper entered the lift
Meatloaf gave him short shrift

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:23 am

As Alice Cooper entered the lift
Meatloaf gave him short shrift
Though the love in an elevator

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:29 am

As Alice Cooper entered the lift
Meatloaf gave him short shrift
Though the love in an elevator
With a steel vibrator

by **Pal Joey** Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:48 am

As Alice Cooper entered the lift
Meatloaf gave him short shrift
Though the love in an elevator
With a steel vibrator
Drew Billy Idol into the rift

by Guest Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:39 am

Remember the time I forgot

by **Galted** Sat Nov 04, 2017 4:36 pm

Remember the time I forgot
that crackling is made out of snot

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:21 pm

Remember the time I forgot
that crackling is made out of snot
That and pig nips

by **Pal Joey** Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:02 am

Remember the time I forgot
that crackling is made out of snot
That and pig nips
Through moist porcine lips

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:44 am

Remember the time I forgot
that crackling is made out of snot
That and pig nips
Through moist porcine lips
That remind me of Brigitte Bardot

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