The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 26 Sep 2017, 11:59 am

The police sex crimes squad was confounded
With the Asian from Luton they'd impounded

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Sep 2017, 12:17 pm

The police sex crimes squad was confounded
With the Asian from Luton they'd impounded
He was refusing to cooperate

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:04 am

The police sex crimes squad was confounded
With the Asian from Luton they'd impounded
He was refusing to cooperate
And instead started to masturbate

by **Galted** Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:17 am

The police sex crimes squad was confounded
With the Asian from Luton they'd impounded
He was refusing to cooperate
And instead started to masturbate
once his wives had his todger surrounded

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:42 am

About time this thread got a bump

by Guest Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:55 pm

About time this thread got a bump
I'll be back when I've taken a dump

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Oct 2017, 12:41 am

About time this thread got a bump
I'll be back when I've taken a dump
After that we'll get the "All clear!"

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 14 Oct 2017, 1:28 pm

About time this thread got a bump
I'll be back when I've taken a dump
After that we'll get the "All clear!"
Which may be mistaken, I fear

by **Galted** Sat 14 Oct 2017, 1:39 pm

About time this thread got a bump
I'll be back when I've taken a dump
After that we'll get the "All clear!"
Which may be mistaken, I fear
as Freek's arse is an axial-flow pump

by Guest Sat 14 Oct 2017, 2:11 pm

My anus is famous in parts

by **Galted** Sat 14 Oct 2017, 2:51 pm

My anus is famous in parts
in science as well as the arts

by Guest Sat 14 Oct 2017, 3:01 pm

My anus is famous in parts
in science as well as the arts
It lights up at night

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 14 Oct 2017, 3:09 pm

My anus is famous in parts
in science as well as the arts
It lights up at night
It's bright, white and tight

by Guest Sat 14 Oct 2017, 3:18 pm

My anus is famous in parts
in science as well as the arts
It lights up at night
It's bright, white and tight
And my sh!te helps ignite all my farts

by **Pal Joey** Mon 16 Oct 2017, 9:37 am

Yes, that's what I saw on a billboard

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 18 Oct 2017, 8:34 am

Yes, that's what I saw on a billboard
Though it's something I cannot afford

by **Pal Joey** Wed 18 Oct 2017, 11:06 am

Yes, that's what I saw on a billboard
Though it's something I cannot afford
His ring is gold gilded & diamond encrusted

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 18 Oct 2017, 11:38 am

Yes, that's what I saw on a billboard
Though it's something I cannot afford
His ring is gold gilded & diamond encrusted
His smile cannot be trusted

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 18 Oct 2017, 11:45 am

Yes, that's what I saw on a billboard
Though it's something I cannot afford
His ring is gold gilded & diamond encrusted
His smile cannot be trusted
I've never met him, thank the Lord!

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:50 am

That's a place I try to avoid

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:10 pm

That's a place I try to avoid
Because it just makes me annoyed

by **Pal Joey** Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:46 pm

That's a place I try to avoid
Because it just makes me annoyed
The doc says it's bad for my health

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Oct 2017, 11:10 am

That's a place I try to avoid
Because it just makes me annoyed
The doc says it's bad for my health
It'll give me a lisp or elthe

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 26 Oct 2017, 12:03 pm

That's a place I try to avoid
Because it just makes me annoyed
The doc says it's bad for my health
It'll give me a lisp or elthe
Ill have Just one single haemorrhoid

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Oct 2017, 12:31 pm

Best have just one and not piles

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Oct 2017, 1:54 pm

Best have just one and not piles
If you wan't to see for miles and miles and miles

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 31 Oct 2017, 11:16 am

Best have just one and not piles
If you wan't to see for miles and miles and miles
Keep an ice pack to hand

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 31 Oct 2017, 11:47 am

Best have just one and not piles
If you wan't to see for miles and miles and miles
Keep an ice pack to hand
And a small elastic band

by **Galted** Tue 31 Oct 2017, 12:02 pm

Best have just one and not piles
If you wan't to see for miles and miles and miles
Keep an ice pack to hand
And a small elastic band
For 'curing' the Beeb's pedophiles

by **Pal Joey** Wed 01 Nov 2017, 8:29 am

There's nothing like a good lemon tart,

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Nov 2017, 8:48 am

There's nothing like a good lemon tart,
When bought from your local Kwik-E-Mart

by **Galted** Wed 01 Nov 2017, 9:07 am

There's nothing like a good lemon tart,
When bought from your local Kwik-E-Mart
T'Tescos too

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Nov 2017, 9:47 am

There's nothing like a good lemon tart,
When bought from your local Kwik-E-Mart
T'Tescos too
Then mixed with home brew

by **Pal Joey** Wed 01 Nov 2017, 9:53 am

There's nothing like a good lemon tart,
When bought from your local Kwik-E-Mart
T'Tescos too
Then mixed with home brew
'Cos nothing's going to tear us apart

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Nov 2017, 9:57 am

Except that love will tear us apart

by **Galted** Wed 01 Nov 2017, 10:03 am

Except that love will tear us apart
like Toppy with a good lemon tart

by **Pal Joey** Wed 01 Nov 2017, 10:29 am

Except that love will tear us apart
like Toppy with a good lemon tart
Or Ent's black or white politics

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Nov 2017, 10:38 am

Except that love will tear us apart
like Toppy with a good lemon tart
Or Ent's black or white politics
With no place for Hispanics

by **Pal Joey** Wed 01 Nov 2017, 10:42 am

Except that love will tear us apart
like Toppy with a good lemon tart
Or Ent's black or white politics
With no place for Hispanics
And plenty of news from Breitbart

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Nov 2017, 10:44 am

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 Nov 2017, 8:45 am

As Alice Cooper entered the lift,

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 Nov 2017, 10:21 am

As Alice Cooper entered the lift
Meatloaf gave him short shrift

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 02 Nov 2017, 10:23 am

As Alice Cooper entered the lift
Meatloaf gave him short shrift
Though the love in an elevator

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 02 Nov 2017, 10:29 am

As Alice Cooper entered the lift
Meatloaf gave him short shrift
Though the love in an elevator
With a steel vibrator

by **Pal Joey** Thu 02 Nov 2017, 10:48 am

As Alice Cooper entered the lift
Meatloaf gave him short shrift
Though the love in an elevator
With a steel vibrator
Drew Billy Idol into the rift

by Guest Sat 04 Nov 2017, 11:39 am

Remember the time I forgot

by **Galted** Sat 04 Nov 2017, 4:36 pm

Remember the time I forgot
that crackling is made out of snot

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 07 Nov 2017, 12:21 pm

Remember the time I forgot
that crackling is made out of snot
That and pig nips

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Nov 2017, 7:02 am

Remember the time I forgot
that crackling is made out of snot
That and pig nips
Through moist porcine lips

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 08 Nov 2017, 7:44 am

Remember the time I forgot
that crackling is made out of snot
That and pig nips
Through moist porcine lips
That remind me of Brigitte Bardot

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