The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 May 2017, 9:30 am

First topic message reminder :

Right then, here goes, it's line three
I'll set it up for the sake of charity
Thanks rick, you're a gent

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 7:24 am

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 9:29 am

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 2:03 pm

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
No, it's the style of the day.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 5:21 pm

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
No, it's the style of the day.
While the sun shines, make hay

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 26 Jun 2017, 5:57 pm

Nice cameo from freekshow, right there
Has somebody electrocuted your hair?
No, it's the style of the day.
While the sun shines, make hay
Though perhaps I sat on the wrong chair

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 03 Jul 2017, 3:22 pm

When is this splitting OP?

by Guest Mon 03 Jul 2017, 6:31 pm

When is this splitting OP?
Cos we're nearly on page 23

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 7:17 am

When is this splitting OP?
Cos we're nearly on page 23
20 pages further than I normally reach

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 7:53 am

When is this splitting OP?
Cos we're nearly on page 23
20 pages further than I normally reach
When I fall asleep at the beach

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 8:45 am

When is this splitting OP?
Cos we're nearly on page 23
20 pages further than I normally reach
When I fall asleep at the beach
Watching Wlily, who I helped to free

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 8:54 am

We did it! The thread has been split!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 10:08 am

We did it! The thread has been split!
I feel that we all did our bit

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 10:10 am

We did it! The thread has been split!
I feel that we all did our bit
All except Tino

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 10:29 am

We did it! The thread has been split!
I feel that we all did our bit
All except Tino
And Jeff, sipping cocktails and vino

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 10:39 am

We did it! The thread has been split!
I feel that we all did our bit
All except Tino
And Jeff, sipping cocktails and vino
And Rowley... that ruddy-faced git.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 12:49 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 1:12 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice
My bad... I'd just snorted ice

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 1:19 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice
My bad... I'd just snorted ice
Stay off the bath salts

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 1:58 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice
My bad... I'd just snorted ice
Stay off the bath salts
Before your pubic hair moults

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 3:08 pm

So absent that Jeff's mentioned twice
My bad... I'd just snorted ice
Stay off the bath salts
Before your pubic hair moults
Though surely that's not your worst vice?

by **Galted** Tue 04 Jul 2017, 5:10 pm

by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Jul 2017, 5:53 am

The applause gently died down

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Jul 2017, 8:15 am

The applause gently died down
As the smile turned to a frown

by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Jul 2017, 8:31 am

The applause gently died down
As the smile turned to a frown
and he pensively fingered his beard

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Jul 2017, 8:46 am

The applause gently died down
As the smile turned to a frown
and he pensively fingered his beard
Which, being blue, was quite weird

by **Galted** Wed 05 Jul 2017, 9:09 am

The applause gently died down
As the smile turned to a frown
and he pensively fingered his beard
Which, being blue, was quite weird
As his ar*ehole was the normal dark brown

by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Jul 2017, 9:13 am

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 06 Jul 2017, 8:26 am

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
Hucklebury hound, has got blue fur

by **Pal Joey** Thu 06 Jul 2017, 1:20 pm

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
Hucklebury hound, has got blue fur
And ISIS have just bought Disneyland

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 07 Jul 2017, 1:57 pm

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
Hucklebury hound, has got blue fur
And ISIS have just bought Disneyland
It's sh1t on here, and bland

by **Galted** Fri 07 Jul 2017, 3:21 pm

There's nothing like a timely non sequitur
Hucklebury hound, has got blue fur
And ISIS have just bought Disneyland
It's sh1t on here, and bland
And to top it all Jules is a her

by **Pal Joey** Sat 08 Jul 2017, 11:59 am

The July 6 deadline has passed

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:04 am

The July 6 deadline has passed
And everyone is feeling harassed

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:48 am

The July 6 deadline has passed
And everyone is feeling harassed
Even sean is now dying of the Aids

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 27 Jul 2017, 8:53 am

The July 6 deadline has passed
And everyone is feeling harassed
Even sean is now dying of the Aids
from getting laid with all of the babes

by **Pal Joey** Thu 27 Jul 2017, 12:22 pm

The July 6 deadline has passed
And everyone is feeling harassed
Even sean is now dying of the Aids
from getting laid with all of the babes
Just check out all itchings he's amassed

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 03 Aug 2017, 4:44 pm

This rhyme is the first one of August

by **Galted** Thu 03 Aug 2017, 10:43 pm

This rhyme is the first one of August
and so far it's far from being flawless

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Aug 2017, 7:46 am

This rhyme is the first one of August
and so far it's far from being flawless
As we move through the summer

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Aug 2017, 8:04 am

This rhyme is the first one of August
and so far it's far from being flawless
As we move through the summer
Like John Selwyn Gummer

by **Galted** Fri 04 Aug 2017, 9:49 am

This rhyme is the first one of August
and so far it's far from being flawless
As we move through the summer
Like John Selwyn Gummer
In a wagon hauled by Lucy Lawless

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Aug 2017, 10:29 am

She's best known for her role as Xena

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Aug 2017, 10:44 am

She's best known for her role as Xena
Though not Chyna, I didn't mean her.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Aug 2017, 11:14 am

She's best known for her role as Xena
Though not Chyna, I didn't mean her
She's a lesbian icon

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Aug 2017, 3:16 pm

She's best known for her role as Xena
Though not Chyna, I didn't mean her
She's a lesbian icon
Unlike the footballer, Maicon

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 08 Aug 2017, 4:50 pm

She's best known for her role as Xena
Though not Chyna, I didn't mean her
She's a lesbian icon
Unlike the footballer, Maicon
And unlike him, I'd like to get between her....

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 Aug 2017, 10:48 am

The premier league starts again.

by **Galted** Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:02 pm

The premier league starts again
Does that rhyme with pain or with pen?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:37 pm

The premier league starts again
Does that rhyme with pain or with pen?
Yes it certainly does

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:48 pm

The premier league starts again
Does that rhyme with pain or with pen?
Yes it certainly does
And that is because

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